Pete Davidson Jerked Off To Leonardo Dicaprio

Surprise

This poster?

ew...tmi

* Junkie Tries to Get Attention by Gay-Baiting

Pete will go off the deep end eventually and will be slanging that hog around at The Cock for whoever wants a taste.

The Beach? Yuck. I hated Leo in that movie, and have hated him ever since.

Gurl has low standards.

Closet case.

Say what you will about Davidson, but he's got those juicy cock-sucking lips.

Straights are the new gays

Not sure about the mess that was Pete and Ariana, but him dating Kaia Gerber seems like a classic PR relationship.

Pete Davidson reveals he has a cut cock at about the 6:00 minute mark:

What are we supposed to do with this information?

R11 Why does American TV and Radio have those jerks off-camera offering dopey commentary and unnecessary laughter?

That does it!

Pete I will FUK YA UP!

[quote]him dating Kaia Gerber seems like a classic PR relationship.

Between the two of them, they weigh 125lbs.

This guy, Ed Sheehan, etc. I hate pop culture in 2019.

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Wait, does this mean ultimate Gold digger is switching teams? The women don't make enough money for him so now he's trying to land a whale?

I admire his attempt at game, though he fails miserably and repeatedly.

[quote] What are we supposed to do with this information?

The same thing we do with all Pete Davidson information: let it go in one ear and out the other.

R19 is on to something. He knows his SNL stint hangs precariously in the balance. Lorne and the cast are sick of his crap. He needs some sort of trophy wife or husband. Too bad he seems as dumb as a bag of rocks. Cute when sober tho.

R10, Kaia is probably 100% gay, she already dated another female model who is fairly out as bi.

Kaia also had another beard, a male model, in a very obviously fake relationship. He only lasted a couple of weeks and was quickly disposed of.

Yea, I was talking to a musician friend, talking about how teenage girls message her about masturbating to her music and how uncomfortable it feels to be their sexual awakening…

Yeah! Well, I used to jerk off to Leonardo DiCaprio... Uhh, like his acting.

I mean, THAT'S amazing…

Yeah. I used to have a HUGE crush on Leonardo DiCaprio. I had this huge poster of him from The Beach in my room, and there used to be, like, "Leo love books"... Do you remember? Like, right when Titanic came out [when I was] in like third or fourth grade, he was just like, "teen milk." There were love books and I had all of them. He was the coolest.

MARY!

Kaia and her ex-girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, she obviously wants to be out but even in 2020 public figures are forced into the closet.

At OP’s link he looks like mentally-deficient DL fave porn whore Alam Wernick.

too much info....NEXT!

Uh he looks hot in that photo. 👀

I concur bro

It's funny how so many of Pete's friends are gay. The guy doing the interview is Tommy Dorfman, who he spent Thanksgiving with. He also spent Thanksgiving with Antoni Porowski, who he's become super close to. And he's good friends with Tan France.

Pete's also appears to have a formed a bisexual friends group with Timothy Chalamet, Kid Cudi, Machine Gun Kelly and John Mulaney.

I swear he showed up on my grindr when he was in the area shooting Suicide Squad.

I love “mostly straight” dudebros

Ugly, dirty, greasy little git.

I assume the gay guys hanging around with him are size queen bottoms with a good supply of paper bags.

I did not need to know this and I'm sure Leonardo Dicaprio didn't, either.

Also: Ew. Who does this?

I could understand riding his alleged legendary cock in private but who the fuck wants to be seen with him??

since he's currently dating an 18 year old I'm guessing this is just attention seeking rather than a prelude to coming out

This guy looks like he passed away 3 years ago. He's ugly. He intentionally makes himself even less attractive with whatever he does to his hair (bleach?). Major bags under his eyes. Really bad work history. There is no such thing as a big enough dick to make this loser/junkie popular with the ladies even if it's only street cred. Blech!

Machine Gun Kelly is bi r30?

Some guys you can look at and just tell they’ve got a big dick. He’s one of them. Sure, he might look a little rough around the edges, but I bet he’s a great fuck.

HMU if you’re reading this, Pete. x

Did he get to keep this suit? I'd like to see his hard dick snacking down the leg, commando.

Also I would shoot many loads if I cold watch Pete and Machine Gun fucking each other.

The challenge now isn't to get him off SNL, rather, get more young freaks like him onto SNL. Maybe some who can write.

He seems too lazy to top, like he'd get worn out almost as soon as he got it in. It's hard to imagine him having the stamina or focus to do anything to completion.

Seth Meyers had a super queeny black southern trash playwright on his show. Got an MA at Yale. He was flamboyant and a wiseass. Name? He would be good for SNL.

Pete and Robert Pattinson are fuck buddies.

He is the oddest little urchin.

This guy is the lip filler king. He's also obsessed with Harry Styles.

R46 that would be hot

I kind of identify with him. He seems like someone who doesn’t really have any moral center other than enjoyment and consumption. He doesn’t care about ambition, love, politics, procreation, religion or any other ridiculous shit most people lose their minds over. Just do drugs, eat, fuck until you die. What a life.

Is he white?

Sounds nihilistic

His dad dying in the World Trade Centers must have really torn him to pieces. I wonder if he received counseling for it?

He sure seems to have a death wish, which I guess is fairly common with famous comedians.

I’m actually reading “The Beach” right now.

I think his dad is one of the people who jumped from the windows of the World Trade Center on 9/11.

R54 is that true?

No. His dad was supposedly a fireman.

I'm sorry many people die tragic deaths every day. This kid is an attention whore.

Dorfman comes off as kinda pathetic in that interview, especially the lead-in. It is obvious that he views Davidson through his repressed gay kid high school eyes and is projecting all kinds of shit on to him. It is like the high school nerd finally making friends with a cool kid and those situations never end well...

[quote]Pete's also appears to have a formed a bisexual friends group with Timothy Chalamet, Kid Cudi, Machine Gun Kelly and John Mulaney.

To be fly on the wall during their orgies!

How does a straight guy have a sexual awakening and jack off to pictures of another guy? Is the implication that twinky boys like the young Leo are almost like girls so it can't be homo?

Also, why is Dorfman endorsing this PC is ruining comedy BS? I thought Dorfman's whole schtick was being uber-woke? And it is hilarious that Davidson goes from moaning about PC snowflakes ruining comedy in one question to the very next complaining about how he cannot handle reading what people say about him on the internet - that is so mean! Who is the snowflake now?

And the bitching about "kids these days" from 2 guys in their late 20s/early 30s is precious...

That interview was what I would have expected from Davidson but it completely changed my take on Dorfman - he comes across as a fawning fag lusting after some straight douche...

Which ones are bi in that list?

r61 None but this is DL...

Davidson seems like a total bottom, regardless of his allegedly large cock.

If he denied it, DL would be all over him.....give e guy a break. So, he like a bit of meat from time to time instead of being a total VAGaterian...we should celebrate that!

I get the impression that Dorfman thinks they are much closer friends that Davidson does...Dorfman is literally fawning all over him.

r64 huh? were you replying to a different thread? who u talking about?

What’s wrong with some homos here? Why is everyone gay in your eyes? He’s completely straight and very comfortable with his sexuality which is a plus. He’s dumb as fuck and said stupid things but he’s NOT gay.

jeez, leonardo, wow, pete, straight guys. at least Johnny Depp? a younger, healthier Johnny Depp? come on guy. even straight guys could get that appeal.

That's hot. Sorry. I'm now sure that he and Machine Gun Kelly have jerked off together.

What are Pete's pronouns? I need to know before I can jerk off to him.

R67 Beating off to a photo of another male is not "completely straight" behavior.

Machine Gun Kelly turned me on in Bird Box. I hope he makes more movies.

'Pete's also appears to have a formed a bisexual friends group with Timothy Chalamet, Kid Cudi, Machine Gun Kelly and John Mulaney.'

Harry Styles is in that group too. He and Pete were flirting on last week's SNL in the skits. Add Kid Harpoon to the group.

John Mulaney and Pete are definitely fucking around — either alone or with Pete fucking John's wife too.

r74 You know SNL is acting right? You think they were actually flirting while acting?

Mulaney has become a "mentor" of Pete's in the last year, hanging out frequently and even touring with him. It's all over their social media.

Is this Machine Gun Kelly one of those white boys who think they are some cartoon version of black urban youth? Didn't Oprah do a show in the 90s on the "wigger" phenomenon?

r77 So it must be sexual? You know straight guys can be close friends without sex right?

Yo, those lips are luscious. Fuck I want to kiss him.

who, Pete or Leo or Johnny Depp, r79?

TBH Leo looked lesbo during the Romeo + Juliet era.

R78 = Mrs. Mulaney

The Beach was Leo at his most attractive, Pete made a good choice

Pete was on DL earlier planting the gay seed. promoting his ken doll post.

Tyler the Creator has also expressed interest in young Leo. "I'm currently looking for '95 Leo," he says, boldly over a beat. Anyhoo, I remember being entranced by him at the time... there was something otherworldly about how beautiful he was. Wouldn't surprise me if he awoke something in men who consider themselves straight.

Interesting that he full on masturbated to him though. That's a step in a specific direction, you know?

We've all masturbated to Leonardo DiCaprio at some point. This is news?

Machine Gun Kelly claims he has had sex with something like 500 women.

And 1000 men.

He’s trying to subliminally tell Leonardo it’s ok to come ‘out’ , because Pete is ready for you.

Bombshell Tonight: Leonardo set to host SNL

He looks slightly healthier than Aaron Carter

[quote]It's funny how so many of Pete's friends are gay.

Why is this “Funny”?

[quote]Pete's also appears to have a formed a bisexual friends group with Timothy Chalamet, Kid Cudi, Machine Gun Kelly and John Mulaney.

Nobody in this group is remotely bisexual.

BTW, you type old.

[quote]We've all masturbated to Leonardo DiCaprio at some point.

I have not. Not ever. Not once. I'd jerk off to Pete Davidson before I'd jerk off to Leo.

There is something about his face. His youth. His lanky body. I'm attracted to him.

Mulaney may be legitimately bisexual. I like Mulaney but can't understand why he's friends with Davidson, who seems like a pathetic loser to me.

Almost everyone in the entertainment industry is bisexual. That may sound crazy to mainstream people but it’s true.

Hollyweird

That's nice. Pass the canapés, dear.

“ Pete's also appears to have a formed a bisexual friends group with Timothy Chalamet, Kid Cudi, Machine Gun Kelly and John Mulaney.”

Why make up an entire lie about people? That’s so wrong.

Pete is gross but John Mulaney can park his bisexual ass on my face any day.

Pete totally reminds me of a guy I knew who had been sexually molested as a child/teenager and, ever since, has been struggling with it (resulting in addiction, a personality disorder, and bursts of violent behavior). This guy considers himself straight but really loves being fucked anally by women; apparently, he is really fucked up because he blames himself for kinda having enjoyed the anal sex with the molester, while at the same time despising what happened to him. I also always felt he might be bi, but completely in denial. Sad situation all around.

Anyway, Pete gives me the same vibes.

[quote] How does a straight guy have a sexual awakening and jack off to pictures of another guy? Is the implication that twinky boys like the young Leo are almost like girls so it can't be homo?

I like twinks, I had a crush on Leo, but never jerked off to a woman or even anyone who looked androgynous.

I love a lot of macho lesbians of color (studs) and buff FTM transgender men. I think I’m Pansexual

Pete posts on DL.

Pete has fish lips 👄 they would cover a dick nicely.

If he really wants attention he should release erect nudes.

The Pete fangurls defensive about him been a closeted mo. They are trolling this thread with the Pete is straight comments.

Gay or straight hes fug

Pete is DL on Grindr, oral Vers Top.

Leo has probably already got in touch with Pete asking him if he wants to “hang out.

He is too famous to be downlow on Grinder for more than a couple hookups

R111 When, I think, I saw him on Grindr, during the Suicide Squad shoot, he was trying to be clever by calling himself NOT PETE DAVIDSON. However, the pictures he sent, which I didn't screenshot, looked an awful lot like they were of Pete Davidson, especially because of the hideous tattoos. I didn't try to hook up with him, because I'm not attracted to him and he made it clear he wanted to top, but I am also a top. The profile also quickly disappeared as soon as the shoot moved on. I don't screenshot photos from Grindr, not matter whom the person is, because I view that as scuzzy behavior.

R112 well obviously you don’t belong here, Ms. Morals.

This is such an awkward thing to announce. He wouldn't declare to the world that he jerked off to Kate Winslet. It's not less weird just because it's a man. And I'm not sure if this is supposed to be serious and some sort of bisexual coming-out, or a joke about having a "man crush," or something else.

R113 lmao

R114, shut up dude

R112

What is this dialogue?

I saw the segment Pete did on SNL with RuPaul last Saturday and I wondered if all those tattoos were real. Anyone who would have that many tattoos is unattractive to me ... kind of a sign that they have unresolved issues and feel a need to mutilate their own bodies.

If this is actually true, I cannot imagine Pete at least being bisexual, and this being a humorous/nonchalant way of making that clear. I am patently gay and have jerked off to men as far back as I was able to—but never to a woman. I tried to jack off to straight porn once when I was maybe fourteen, but I was solely paying attention to the men and their cumshots. I can't imagine any man fantasizing and jacking off to someone he finds unattractive—makes no sense. If Pete did do this, he must like dick in some capacity.

I find him strangely attractive, and he arouses a protective impulse in me. But I can't help thinking, "run, don't walk."

He's attractive in a repulsive way.

Mulaney is good friends with Seth Meyers who always has seemed gay to me and like he married because it's better for his career

I’m attracted to him

I love his racial ambiguity

“It’s that gay dude that’ll like run up on your girlfriend, and like squeeze her boobs, and like slap her ass, and be like, ‘Damn girl, you look great!'” the Saturday Night Live star says in the video preview. “I don’t find that f—ing funny like at all, I’m sorry. Like, I’m all for gayness, you know. It doesn’t mean I’m against gayness.” He adds, “It’s just like you just get to slap ass on a technicality?”

He’s got the crones, you know

This is just a guess, but I am thinking Davidson's cock is several times larger than Dicaprio's.

I think he's sexy. I hate the tats.

r11, THANK GOD!

The trauma of losing his father at a young age could indicate he'll eventually end up with a Daddy to nurture and top him.

I still want to see his giant dick.

Jon Hamm should play his dad in a movie. Even if it's a porn

Belushi 1982

Farley 1997

We're overdue.

His dick is average; about 8 by 6. Uncut. I would like his lips to once again go down on my sizable member.

Pete fancies Harry Styles.

Pete Davidson says he's outgrown Saturday Night Live: 'They think I'm f—ing dumb'

Sound like a Harvey Weinstein in the making.

Probably won't live to see the age of thirty.

I don't understand his career at all. He's famous because of whom he dates and his substance abuse problems, but that's it. He's not a good comedian, and he's rarely even on SNL.

It may be that he's like Chris Rock--that he's brilliant in stand-up, but shitty on SNL as a sketch comedy actor. Until I saw some Chris Rock stand-up, I thought he was just awful, but then I heard his stand-up routines and realized he's just a very specialized talent. Maybe I'd feel the same way if I saw Davidson's stand-up.

What is wrong with this kid?

He has such a beautiful jawline and such beautiful eyes and lips.

Did someone say my name?

When’s Pete’s next show?

Um wow what a loon with repressed sexuality

Nope r39, his stand-up isn't that great either.

anyways, pete calling out transphobes, standing up for black women, and saying vote for biden? yeah we love pete davidson in this house #SNL #AliveFromNewYork #TheComedyAct

Damn Pete looks beautiful in OP's photo!

If only any of those were genuinely-held convictions rather than him seizing on the current zeitgeist and trying to use it to make himself relevant. Dude's not straight, gay, or bi—he's attentionsexual and will do whatever he thinks will draw the most to him.

MGK is bi???

Mental illness doesn’t take a day off.

Pete charms me.

Are the trolls going to drag Pete Davidson today? Its Sunday and Boris usually picks a celebrity to drag. Past recipients of this strange focus include Amy Irving, Tilda Swinton and Julia Roberts.

Leo has always been completely sexless. Yuk

Soooo, how big is his dick exactly? Everyone seems to say it's huge.

R154, It's huge apparently.

R155 Yea I've heard that too but there's not even any bulge shots on the internet I can find.

I think Pete is bisexual and gay-leaning but highly closeted.

Pete's lips could do amazing work on a cock.

Beautiful