Ask me anything, pixies.
Nick, can I get a flaming rum punch?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 19, 2019 2:35 PM |
(Played by Sheldon Leonard, the name inspiration for Big Bang Theory. )
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 19, 2019 2:43 PM |
"Where do you get off callin' me Nick?"
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 19, 2019 2:43 PM |
^ Why Nick, that's yer nayme isn't iht?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 19, 2019 10:04 PM |
Did you ever fuck Vivian Vance?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 20, 2019 2:11 AM |
^ I WISH.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 20, 2019 9:22 PM |
You're kinda hot, in a douchebag kinda way.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 20, 2019 9:54 PM |
How come you never call me anymore, Nick? A girl could take that personally!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 21, 2019 3:13 AM |
I wondered who it was...I knew who it was in the movie, but not the actor. I thought maybe it was the guy who played Laverne DeFazio’s dad. But I remember Sheldon Leonard. He produced and directed as well as acted I think.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 21, 2019 4:45 AM |
[quote] You're kinda hot, in a douchebag kinda way.
THAT does it!
[motions for the bar goons]
Please, show this gentleman to the door.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 21, 2019 9:05 PM |
We're Bert and Ernie.
We gotta tell you, Nick.
The "pixies" thing.....
It wounds.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 21, 2019 10:29 PM |
Say, werntcha in summutha Capracorn, Nick? And werntcha da only Hebe in Bedford Falls?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 21, 2019 10:35 PM |
Hey Bert and Ernie, sorry you're WOUNDED.
Just keep all your bell ringing behind closed doors and outta my joint.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 22, 2019 3:37 AM |
Hey Swifty Lewis, at least I ain't no garlic eater.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 24, 2019 11:06 PM |
Nick, let me paint that penis with my dingy love sleeve!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 24, 2019 11:13 PM |
I produced
The Danny Thomas Show (1953 - 1964).
The Andy Griffith Show (1960 - 1968).
The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961 - 1966).
Gomer Pyle, USMC (1964 - 1969)
I Spy (1965 - 1968).
"Accidental Family" (1967-1968)
My World and Welcome to It (1969 - 1970)
From a Bird's Eye View (1970 - 1971)
Shirley's World (1971 - 1972)
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 24, 2019 11:22 PM |
Fucker was stingy with the crème brûlée, as I recall
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 24, 2019 11:25 PM |
Mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light on the cloves. Off with you, me lad, and be lively!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 24, 2019 11:53 PM |
If you try to google anything related to Laverne & Shirley, such as ‘Who played Laverne’s dad?’....all the search results are saturated with Laverne Cox. Phil Foster brings up an actual park & Laverne DeFazio’s dad....more fucking tranny Laverne Cox.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 24, 2019 11:58 PM |
Hey Nick, you still giving wings to angels?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 25, 2019 12:18 AM |
You sound just like a common racetrack tout!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 25, 2019 1:31 AM |
Sheldon never got to see himself immortalized in the character names of the leads in The Big Bang Theory.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 25, 2019 1:34 AM |
It was Nick who showed me how to let my guests know when they should start thinking about leaving, just by giving them some seltzer water.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 25, 2019 1:41 AM |
[qquote] How come you never call me anymore, Nick? A girl could take that personally! —Violet Bix
Whyddya think, Vi?
I heard George Bailey's been giving you money.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 25, 2019 5:25 AM |
Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. Didn't anyone ever tell you that in DL universe, a man wearing a bowtie is automatically considered gay?
Fess up. What's going on between you and George? He looks like he'd be a boring, lousy lay.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 25, 2019 6:05 AM |
Sorry Nick, I need a Shammon
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 25, 2019 6:22 AM |
I tell you, I grew up in Pottersville and I ain't never seen that character George in all my life! You got that, or do I have to give you a convincer?
And where do you get off calling me "Nicky?"
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 26, 2019 3:14 AM |
I would rather live in Pottersville than Bedford Falls.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 26, 2019 5:23 AM |
Nick do you believe in sweat lodges?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 26, 2019 5:35 AM |
[quote] I would rather live in Pottersville than Bedford Falls.
I hear that. In Bedford Falls, I work for a garlic eater.
In Pottersville, I'm the BOSS.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 26, 2019 8:20 PM |
In Pottersville, I'm a sad lesbian librarian who screams at the sight of men on a public street.
In Bedford Falls, I live in a dumpy house with too many children, no money, and a suicide-prone husband.
Hmmmm.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 26, 2019 8:47 PM |
Nick how much are your services?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 26, 2019 8:49 PM |
The old movie house shows porn in Pottersville, at least.
"The Bells of St. Mary's?" I mean, Jesus Christ.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 26, 2019 8:54 PM |
The mulled wine packs quite a punch, literally.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 27, 2019 12:22 AM |
Nick, old pal....
Your character is so nasty and irredeemable that you don't even show up in the climax at George's house, do you?
Do you?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 27, 2019 2:29 AM |
I mean, even I was invited to George's house for the finale, and got to deliver a good line.
Am I even in the rest of the movie?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 27, 2019 2:33 AM |
Hmm. I was a decorated war hero. George had to stay out because of his bad ear, but he was an air raid warden.
What exactly did you do during the war again, Nick?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 27, 2019 2:41 AM |
I like this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 27, 2019 2:45 AM |
Nick, you need a blow job. Meet me out back.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 27, 2019 3:07 AM |
Nick, when you and George do it, who is the top?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 27, 2019 5:21 AM |
[quote]Your character is so nasty and irredeemable that you don't even show up in the climax at George's house, do you?
Nick never stuck around for MY climax either.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 27, 2019 3:41 PM |
Without George Bailey Ernie would never have been able to buy a house and raise his family, so we’d never have had Dobie Gillis.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 27, 2019 5:36 PM |
Nick, you weren't in that flashback dance scene at the club, were you?
Is that because the club was restricted....?
Oh, never mind. It all worked itself out.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 27, 2019 5:50 PM |
[quote] Nick, old pal....Your character is so nasty and irredeemable that you don't even show up in the climax at George's house, do you?
I was holdin' the fort at Martini's bar so he could bring all my tips and the jukebox money over to George's house.
There's two sides to me, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 27, 2019 11:16 PM |
[quote] Nick, you weren't in that flashback dance scene at the club, were you?
Dancin's for dandies and pixies.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 28, 2019 8:41 PM |
Speaking of Life Coaches, anyone know anything about the one on Dr. Phil all the time? Seems like a big ole queen to me.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 28, 2019 8:47 PM |
Poor Nick comes off VERY bad when George goes back after "not being born". The implication is he is a natural asshole had George not come along.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 28, 2019 8:54 PM |
Gosh, Nick, you sure do have muscular arms. You're kind of a big fella generally, aren't ya?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 28, 2019 9:08 PM |
[quote]The implication is he is a natural asshole had George not come along.
That's not as bad as the implication that Ma Bailey was a super bitch who somehow was mellowed by giving birth to George,
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 29, 2019 4:54 PM |
Good point, R1, though I think it was intended that she was bitter after losing her child in the ice maybe? Isn't there a line about it? Right time of the year to revisit it.
You're right, though, she is very scary without George.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 29, 2019 7:22 PM |
^ It's not that GEORGE's vibe made them better people, but living in the rough, corrupt suckers' town of Pottersville made them all hard and bitter. In the George universe, Potter is kept at bay and the townspeople remain pure.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 29, 2019 8:34 PM |
Hey Nick, your advice to go after the “pixie” who owed me money for finding his hunting dog was SPOT ON. Now I’m dead over fifty lousy bucks.
Life coach, my ass. Thanks for NOTHING.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 29, 2019 8:50 PM |
I was pure as virgin snow. And then I drifted.
Hee. Thanks, Nick.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 29, 2019 8:57 PM |
Nick, wanna do the Charleston?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 30, 2019 12:48 AM |
George’s mother lost her only child when he drowned. Then her husband had a stroke & died and the Savings & Loan was dissolved by Old Man Potter. Her brother went insane and had to be locked up in the asylum. The only way she could make a living was to take in boarders. She had no family left. Of course she was a broken, bitter woman.
OT - My mother’s best friend in the 1930s/1940s had a father who was a real douche. Her mother owned a dress shop and one day someone came to the shop from the bank. Turns out the father was a degenerate gambler who gambled away every penny the family had. He was co-owner of the dress shop and stopped paying the bills. The mother went home and found the husband had cleared out. They never saw or heard from him again. No doubt he got a new identity somehow, because he knew some people in high & low places and seemed to know he the walls were closing in on him. The mother lost the shop and had to turn their home into a boarding house in order to keep it. She also cleaned the houses of people who had been her customers. My mother’s friend was very angry because her family had been on the same social level as the customers, but when her mother lost her shop and had to clean houses, the former customers treated her mother very badly.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 30, 2019 12:48 AM |
I love you r55. I'd turn pixie for you.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 30, 2019 4:02 AM |
It's not Violet Bix.
It's Violet Bick.
Rhymes with Nick.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 30, 2019 11:39 PM |
[quote] Nick do you believe in sweat lodges?
Angels get their wings in those things, don't they?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 2, 2019 12:37 AM |
[quote] Hey Nick, you still giving wings to angels?
No, I'm slippin'em my left for a convincer!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 2, 2019 6:54 PM |
[quote]You sound just like a common racetrack tout! —Jack Benny
Clip of Nick in his afterlife as The Tout.
Starts at 13:10.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 12, 2019 6:15 PM |
^ What movie is that from?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 12, 2019 11:46 PM |
Nick, since you're a Life Coach, do you get up 5 a.m. every day?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 13, 2019 1:32 PM |
[quote] Gosh, Nick, you sure do have muscular arms. You're kind of a big fella generally, aren't ya?
Howd'ya think I got to be the BOSS?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 22, 2019 12:11 AM |
Hey, Nick! It's Tommy from Toledo. We were file clerks together during the war, stationed in San Diego. Remember that drunken night in the barracks when you told me you loved me as you plunged deeply inside me? What happened to us, Nick?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 22, 2019 12:46 AM |
^ Never hoid a ya.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 23, 2019 10:29 PM |
Who told you that polka dots go with plaid?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 23, 2019 10:32 PM |
^Hey, I guess I don't put too much thought into what goes with what. That stuff's for pixies and fraus.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 25, 2019 5:49 PM |
I hadda close my joint cuz a da coronavirus.
But I'm still givin' out wings, pixies!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 18, 2020 2:24 AM |
I'm waiting for the love of my life. Was he in here earlier? Did he leave me a note?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 18, 2020 2:30 AM |
^ [blasted in the face with soda water]
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 18, 2020 8:51 PM |
[quote] Nick, can I get a flaming rum punch?
I only serve hard drinks for men who wanna get drunk fast!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 26, 2020 12:46 AM |
Merry COVID-MAS!
Nick's is open for take-out this year.
Bring a brown bag.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 15, 2020 3:49 AM |