I am sitting behind two Young White Fraus in the Movie Theater... and I am losing my mind

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Never happened.

poor thing! Assaulted by those whites!

“The movie has not started yet”

Another reason why there should NOT be assigned seating at a movie theater. I want to get up and get away from annoying assholes.

Ummm it did happen. The movie just started.

I find it funny how hard this is to believe but we believe all the lies told on here about straight public figures having gay sex in public....

R5 yup. I am seat N14 and they are M10 and M11

R6 So OP you're on your phone in the cinema and you're complaining about other people?

I hope that first frau chokes on popcorn, the insufferable cunt. I would want to whack her over the head OP! What movie are you seeing?

White fraus are the most annoying, entitled bitches on the planet.

You are not well. OP. You wrote a novel over nothing. Just ask them to be quiet if they keep talking over the movie and that's it. No, I didn't read your novel, nobody did.

It bears repeating: this never happened.

What a pathetic, badly written misogynist's fantasy! Op clearly hasn't met a human being in his life if he truly believes anyone talks like this or acts like this. Really bad try, OP, now sit down and be very ashamed!

Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been so hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? What's your problem? I mean really, what's your damn problem?

OP, your partner was on here the other day wondering how to tell you you'll never become a great writer. Thought you should know.

They do this in my spin class too. Obnoxious.

White Fraus is pleonastic. If they were black they would be Afrau-American. And it still never happened.

[quote] Ummm it did happen. The movie just started.

Well, then you're a loser for paying this much attention to their conversations. This is way too much detail.

Because non-white women would never do that!

OP here. Movie just ended. It was good! They were silent once the movie started.

Yes. People never talk like this r12

Maybe you should get out more.

R17 growing up people always said I have the memory of an elephant. If I hear you say it, I will never forget. I listen to podcasts and remember 98% of it all for long times after.

I am sitting behind a moo-moo clad DLer in the Movie Theater... and I am losing my mind

His glowing phone is distracting—and he has popcorn butter on the greasy phone screen as he types fat. If I tossed a match, would it start a grease fire?

I actually recorded a clip of them talking so you can hear them. It’s hard to hear but ... if you can...

OP, this is when you flounce out.

So two friends went to a movie, chatted before it started, and then watched the film quietly and respectfully. This scene so irritated you that you decided to liveblog it for us all.

And you want us to believe that they're the assholes?

Take a look at youself, OP.

Here is a link. The first isn’t working.

They were having a private conversation in a shared space. If it bothered you that much, you could have gone to management and requested to change seats. Oh no, you had to bitch about it on an anonymous site, your phone glowing and distracting other patrons as the movie started. Yeah, there was an asshole at the movie, and I don't think it was the two women, basic Frauen though they might have been.

OP was TRIGGERED by the sound of females voices inconversation.

Gee OP, if Whites bother you in a movie theatre, next time go to a showing attended by Blacks.

And report back to us.

R28 I am FROM NYC (not a yuppie transplant), so, in other words, there were ALSO black people in the theater.

Stupid ass.

Also, I don’t hate that they’re white. They just speak like white girl stereotypes.

I'm going to pretend your story is real OP and ask since the movie hasn't started WTF don't you change your seat now!

I believe OP.

Now I want to know what the second dimwit is paralyzed about

I posted a clip of them talking at r25 fools.

R28

Many years ago I went to a screening of the film How Stella Got Her Groove Back with many black women in the audience. There is a nude shower scene featuring Taye Diggs, where a chorus of "Rewind! Rewind!" arose from them.

R34 there were white women (with their 8 year old daughters) throwing dollar bills at the screen during Magic Mike

I've been team OP since he started the thread, and aftee listening to the clip I hope those fraus both get hit by buses when they leave the cinema. They were talking waaaay too loudly about their inane shit. I hate it when people do this in cinemas too. Use your library voice and keep it to a whisper. The whole cinema isn't interested in your shit.

You all would have been irritated if you were there with OP, you pack of bitches! And, OP, I still want to know what film you saw.

[quote] Born and raised NYC. I can’t relate to you small town folk.

If you were a "true" New Yorker, you'd be used to the mindless conversations that surround you... in a city.

Holy cow-that conversation! "I'm not lonely, but I just go outside, and I'm so alone." It's weird music or ads weren't playing. That theater was so quiet. I never would have had a conversation like that in a dead silent space. It just seems rude. Talk about lack of self awareness.

R37 I am. And I still judge the ones that come from people bitching about “waking up early” and a boss being a “chauvinist” because he didn’t utilize you the way you felt he should.

These young white people moving here are way worse than any previous generation.

R38 there was a technical difficulty. The screen and sound was not working so they were working on fixing it.

That’s why it is so quiet. I could hear EVERYTHING

I have always brought two things when going to a theater: superglue and liquid ass fart spray.

I’ll use superglue to glue the annoying persons in front of me to their seats. I’ll spray ass fart liquid on the shoes of the annoying people behind me.

Work wonder

OP, what film did you see?

Charlie’s Angels

How was it? The previews look terrible. Kristin Stewart looks like she's trying really hard to be powerful and hip but comes off as clunky crack whore.

Thank you, OP. Was it as terrible as I'm assuming it will be?

White is the problem? The color of their skin is a problem for you? You don’t like their skin? To you they are a certain way because of their skin? See how fucking stupid you sound?

I can totally believe that this happened and yes, it's a stereotypical clueless white chick conversation, but it is really not interesting enough to deserve its own DL thread.

Why were you were paying attention to gashes? Was it the bleeding?

The movie was actually good

you went to see the newly opened charlie's angels and are surprised that clueless, self absorbed, millennial women were there speaking in a self absorbed manner?

R50 they were extra annoying.

I encounter some females on the train with "motorised mouths". They gabble constantly without pause.

R52 they didn’t stop. It was much. And made me wanna puke.

Dear OP, you sound like Henry Higgins and myself. We both like to listen in to others' conversations.

Spitballs. Works every time

OP is the Narcissist Troll.

He comes on all the threads accusing celebs and politicians of suffering from this disorder. In reality, only he does.

OP is a WHITE NARCISSIST!

0/1000000.

OP is a bore, or deserves to have his face chewed off by a rabid chimp :)

r43 well, you brought it on yourself

R58 is one of those morons that believes Tom Cruise was getting a blow job in public but not that two fraus were conversing

No one give a fuck about Tammy Cruise, queen of the morons.

Had women like this behind me at a recent concert and it ruined the whole thing. Talked throughout most of the show, loudly. Laughing and being obnoxious. Since this is Minnesota nobody would really speak up but everybody was glaring at them. Didn't stop anything. Other people are the worst.

Op is an angry frustrated lesbian.

You should have told them the old nellie saying that gets posted here on datalounge, not earrings and caftans, but 'Girls, girls you're both whores!!!' that would have shut them up.

Op so what was so horrific or paralysing that the one woman said she would discuss it after the film? Did you ever find out what the event or thing was?

Smack them upside the head.

They sound insufferable, but they don't sound like fraus. You need to learn what a DL "frau" actually is.

Also, it's interesting that you have the same movie tastes as these women.

Enlighten us. What is a frau?

R66 I don’t know

That's a pity R70 or OP you should have asked. Or listened after the film to hear if it was mentioned.

I just don't understand why it's so cool to hate white people nowadays. Wasn't it cool to hate Jews in 1939? Look where that got us.

Weirder yet is that black people talk about how oppressed they are all the time, but it seems like they're put on a pedestal and protected in 2019.

Can someone tell me when hating white people became the "it" thing to do?

[quote]Talked throughout most of the show, loudly. Laughing and being obnoxious.

And yet that is NOT what the OP described. Once the movie started these two women were quiet and didn't do anything to interfere with what the OP paid for. The fact that he actually recorded them and shared a link of it on DL tells you he's got bigger problems than other people talking in public...

R72 crack a History book.

R74 History is replete with decade upon decade of catering to blacks, giving them scholarships, minority based privileges in obtaining municipal contracts even when they are charging way more than non-minority (check out NYC M/WBE), affirmative action, Headstart, EBT cards, and bemoaning each and every slight perceived or real. Meeting demands that they receive more prizes (Oscars and more). So it seems like America has been paying reparations for many, many years with no end in sight.

And OP is a black lesbian.

R75 rewrote History