Impeachment Menu Ideas

That sounds delicious. Can I join you? I’ll bring the champers. x

Cheetos with a side of Lipton Onion Soup Mix and real Sour Cream.

The R2 Thanks! Done. It's on the snack & appetizer menu along with extra cheesy Doritos.

I'm also thinking we'll need some cheese for the whine tRump is going to serve every day all day.

Watergate cake was big in the 70s during the trial. There were a few recipes, but none were the same as I remembered as there were symbolic ingredients and one that I recall was maraschino cherries being the “bugs” for the wire taps. The pistachio icing was green representing the money. Anyways, good time for a revival. Another favorite cake at the time was The Next Best Thing to Robert Redford.

A decent vintage French white wine (unless the Russians or Turks do a white wine)

Bianca domestic four cheese white Pizza with 100% Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohion, or Pennsylvanian cheese.

White asparagus with a white balsamic reduction

White button mushroom caps stuffed with white cheddar and fresh white breadcrumbs, white onions, drizzled with a delicate white cream béchamel

Vanilla Bean Ice Cream with white chocolate chunks and marshmallows

Half baked potatoes. Squid pro quo.

Skewers of Crow stuffed in overdone Fox tales ... I mean Foxtails.

Any dish served cold.

A meaty borscht and some Chicken Kiev? Some Slovenian Kolache cookies for dessert.

Make sure you serve the pie with Two Scoops of ice cream

mcDONALD’s

Something with peaches. Bellini cocktail, fresh peaches, peach pie, canned peaches, etc.

Op here--- The fact that 10 replies in and yet no one has mercilessly "Oh Dear'ed" me for "disfunction" shows you must be growing kinder - or more likely the east coast grammar queens are already passed out. 😝

Peach Mint Ice Cream

Spaghetti alla PUTIN-esca

R14 Awesome! Are you single? You busy Thursday night? I'm making peach mint ice cream.

R15 can cum, too. 😜

[quote]Make sure you serve the pie with Two Scoops of ice cream

Yes, it's interesting to note that, during impeachment hearings, ANYONE may have two scoops of ice cream. (Just to rub it in.)

Chicken Kiev

Magaroni & Cheese

Beef Wall-ington

Schiffon Cake as well

Anyone for ImPEACHments?

Muellers Pasta - it could have been much richer but he held back quite a few ingredients. No salt, no spice, no flavor, bland. Like his Republican masters.

What about me?

Putin-Pops. Frosty!

R12 We hope not.

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Lindsey dining alone at Applebee's

Invite her!

Wow, it almost appears like a real woman in R27's pic. Someone must be guilty of photoshop enhancement there!

Make it easy on yourself, get McDonalds.

Well done steak with ketchup, shoestring fries, Diet Coke. Yum-meee!

What kind of PIE is that?

I had my first fast food in 6 months, to celebrate.

The Watergate Hearings were actually fun but these hearings are going to be a nightmare. It feels like Trump is Hitler's friend and he will be found innocent. These are the worst times of my life.

Is there a good recipe for eating crow?

I'm thinking a big juicy PICKLE would be appropriate for the situation the lying compromised Republican enablers have gotten themselves into.

Pasta Pelosi Salad. It's served rather cold but with a subtle spice that will bite you in the ass if you underestimate it. It's very strong and is the dominant flavor of this menu.

Lemon AdamSchiff-On Pie. It's sweet, it's sour. Love it or hate it, it's been around for a while. Its delightful candy-like exterior hides its bitter bite and it can be quite sour to GOP baby tastes. It compliments the Pelosi Salad and the overall flavors blend quite successfully

***Serious shit all: In five hours November 13, 2019 at 10am EST America will finally begin the process to impeach the president of the United States for serious and nefarious crimes against the Constitution, the Union, and the People. We may not remove him with a sycophantic Republican Senate as jurors, and he will react with violent vengeance but we'll persevere and he will forever be stained by an impeachment vote in the People's House. #FUCKTRUMP.

(Bill) Taylor Ham, for the NJ constituency. Only because I piss on them regularly, though I think they Ike it.

Hot dogs, cream corn, pork rinds and Sunny D.

[quote] Lindsey dining alone at Applebee's

He has foul, gross taste in food.

Remember—two scoops of ice cream for the most important person at the table, one for everyone else.

The cocktail hour MUST begin with Moscow Mules!

I had dinner (in the U.S.) with a large family of people from Ukraine (recent immigrants). In the middle of dinner, they busted out a bottle of amaretto (plus vodka). I told my friend who is Ukrainian American (not recently immigrated) and she said, "What?" (about the amaretto). She later told me that she had dinner with some Ukrainians who also busted out a bottle of amaretto during dinner.

Anyway, my point is, amaretto appears to be a drink of choice for Ukrainians.

Ivanka on the Rocks

May I tempt anyone with a delicious bonespur broth for a first course?

Orange Julius for everyone as an intermezzo palate cleanser.

Impeaches and Cream

S'mores -- with Lindsey Graham Cracker and Trump's puffy marshmallow body charred to a crisp

-78.5/10

Should have included Donald Trump’s mushroom penis seasoning.

Cabbage rolls with Black Russians