I'm sending him 3 yrs sub to Disney+. Boy, I am just visualizing the expression of in the little guy's face.
What gifts are you sending our lively Darfur Orphan this Christmas?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 15, 2019 1:55 AM |
The pathetic interns who have been trying to get into this site's lingo to shell out the stupid Disneywhatever today are beginning to really GRATE on my nerves!!!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 12, 2019 6:39 PM |
Anti-slip socks for his cat.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 12, 2019 6:53 PM |
Baja Fresh vouchers.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 12, 2019 6:56 PM |
The original Joy of Cooking cookbook. The egg nog recipe is DIVINE!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 12, 2019 7:04 PM |
A Barney's gift card.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 12, 2019 7:16 PM |
Repurposed caftans, a dustbuster and my hunger suppression tablets.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 12, 2019 7:19 PM |
A revolver with six bullets.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 12, 2019 7:20 PM |
A ‘Little Orphan Annie’ CD.
I do recognize that the song “(The Sun’ll Come Out) Tomorrow” is a taunt in drought stricken lands.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 12, 2019 7:29 PM |
A just out of reach sliced pineapple.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 12, 2019 7:41 PM |
My old cassingle of Band Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas Time.
Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 12, 2019 7:48 PM |
A case of Beaujolais Nouveau--on the very day it's released!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 12, 2019 7:49 PM |
Please send me boxes of Kleenex. I'm still feeling tearful for Roseanne, who I was told here this morning only has $80 million with which to feed her family!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 12, 2019 7:58 PM |
I'll re-gift everything because that's who I am, so please, no boxes of dirt.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 12, 2019 8:37 PM |
But I already got you a free download for FROZEN 2 when it’s available and some Hummel figurines.
Your rebuffing of our gifts saddens me, DO.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 12, 2019 10:38 PM |
I am going to make a donation to the feed the children campaign in his name :)
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 12, 2019 10:41 PM |
Another Darfur Orphan to make out with.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 12, 2019 10:42 PM |
make out with or eat?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 12, 2019 10:43 PM |
Please make sure the child you are sending is non binary identified r16
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 12, 2019 11:10 PM |
A lifetime subscription to DataLounge.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 12, 2019 11:12 PM |
A pallet load of mint condition Beanie Babies.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 12, 2019 11:12 PM |
A carton of Benson and Hedges 100s and a subscription to Highlights for Children magazine.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 12, 2019 11:13 PM |
A lovely set of elegant dinnerware for eight
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 12, 2019 11:23 PM |
Is that little scamp begging for gifts again?
Charity begins at home. In Old Greenwich, specifically.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 12, 2019 11:29 PM |
A butt plug and a year's supply of J-Lube.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 12, 2019 11:34 PM |
Chrissy Metz’s leftovers.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 12, 2019 11:47 PM |
That's cruel, r25. Chrissy Metz HAS no leftovers!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 13, 2019 12:10 AM |
Socks. Everybody gets socks.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 13, 2019 12:11 AM |
Red Hats for Darfur Orphan and all of his gal pals!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 13, 2019 2:08 AM |
A years subscription to Cooks magazine
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 13, 2019 2:14 AM |
A really nice set of cuff links
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 13, 2019 2:18 AM |
A bubble bath gift set from Philosophy. The bottles have recipes on them!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 13, 2019 3:35 AM |
A limited edition 'Read the Transcript" T Shirt in XXXXS
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 13, 2019 3:42 AM |
A fashionable cagoule and matching rucksack.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 13, 2019 3:44 AM |
A fitbit smartwatch. I know you've always managed to stay thin but it is good to be mindful of your physical activity.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 13, 2019 3:56 AM |
a flyswatter
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 13, 2019 3:59 AM |
A whole new kitchen set!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 13, 2019 5:40 AM |
An Echo Dot.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 13, 2019 5:45 AM |
Tickets to see Madonna's new theatre show.
They can wait 3 hours for the hag to come on stage.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 13, 2019 5:52 AM |
The Julia Child oeuvre PLUS a signed DVD copy of Julia & Julia.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 13, 2019 6:08 AM |
Jacks, when you're too weak from malnutrition to play any other game jacks is a good option.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 13, 2019 6:54 AM |
Thoughts and prayers
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 13, 2019 10:12 PM |
Thoughts and prayers
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 13, 2019 10:12 PM |
Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been so hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? What's your problem? I mean really, what's your damn problem?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 13, 2019 11:19 PM |
A parasol
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 13, 2019 11:47 PM |
A Instant Pot.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 14, 2019 12:50 AM |
A Keurig coffee maker and microwave.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 14, 2019 3:07 AM |
R7 and R10 own this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 14, 2019 3:13 AM |
A box of hair. It's been a shit year for me so why not spread the poo.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 14, 2019 3:24 AM |
R48 maybe some from the Hooray for Hollywood hot shit throwing thread?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 14, 2019 3:36 AM |
Non event Toast
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 14, 2019 3:38 AM |
I found this adorable mug on Etsy and immediately thought of him.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 14, 2019 3:47 AM |
An ant farm. He’ll be a wealthy land owner and rancher!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 14, 2019 4:16 AM |
R51 I think he'll need a mug cozy to go along with that. He can cradle his mug on a chilly winter's night in Al-Fashir.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 14, 2019 5:48 AM |
A lovely fondue set
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 14, 2019 8:46 PM |
An organic Sudanese cookbook.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 14, 2019 8:49 PM |
Slimming tea.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 14, 2019 9:25 PM |
A box set of American punctuation symbols. It includes my favorite, the rare tilde!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 14, 2019 9:33 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 14, 2019 9:43 PM |
Fuck the little turd eater.
Still haven't gotten a thank you note for last year's subscription to The Reader's Digest.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 14, 2019 9:48 PM |
A pet igneous rock.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 14, 2019 9:52 PM |
I have reserved a Merry Christmas phone call from Lorenzo Lamas on HollywoodIsCalling.com.
DO as soon as someone gifts you a phone, please post the number so that I may complete the transaction.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 14, 2019 10:18 PM |
[quote] What gifts are you sending our lively Darfur Orphan this Christmas?
Nothing. This is America, not some socialist country
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 14, 2019 10:34 PM |
A box of AYDS of course!
Curbs your appetite and helps you lose weight.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 14, 2019 10:47 PM |
Regifted Tiffany Advent Calendar. Emptied and refilled with dried beans, lentils, rice, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 14, 2019 11:26 PM |
Has it ever occurred to anyone that Darfur Orphan might be nonbinary or trans? As if that poor child needs more strife in his life.
Who Are You?: A Kid's Guide to Gender Identity is what I will give him, just in case.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 15, 2019 1:05 AM |
I shall send the poor dear a modeling contract if he just loses a bit of weight. fatty
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 15, 2019 1:55 AM |