Helen Hunt's New Face

She's never looked better, she's the epitome of old Hollywood Glamour.

Whoa. Any more stretching and that face is gonna tear right off.

She looks like the British girl they remade of artificial skin after the acid attack. Except that girl is pretty.

She looks fine.

This is getting boring here. She looks just fine. Except for the eyebrows not moving because of Botox, she looks exactly as she is supposed to look. She's 56 not 26 anymore.

I love my Helen Hunt story. I was a waiter at an LA eatery. She came in with her son (this was 2006ish?). She ordered him a grilled cheese sandwich. I served said grilled cheese. I went to check on them a few minutes after dropping the meal.

She. Was. Irate.

She said: How much cheese did you put on this sandwich? I had no answer, as I didn't make it. So, I said the normal amount.

She said: What type of child needs this much cheese on a grilled cheese sandwich? She then picked up the sandwich, opening up the bread pieces.

I said: I guess not your your child? Sucks. Cheese is really good.

I didn't get a tip and was fine with that.

She looks fine, that said, too bad they never perfected forehead lowering.

I saw her in person at the Paley and thought WTF happened to her.

Plenty thin and the skin was all stretched.

No fat in her face. That's why fat people look younger than they are.

Can she even see??

[quote] I said: I guess not your your child? Sucks. Cheese is really good...I didn't get a tip and was fine with that.

With that fucking attitude I wouldn't have given you a tip either, a good swift kick in the ass, perhaps.

If she was so damn worried about her kid's cheese intake she should have taken him home and grilled one for him herself.

R6, Cheese, Louise!

R6, I loved that story.

Some people are so stingy with the ingredients in a sandwich. One slice of cheese or meat. Fuck that. When I make a sandwich, it’s loaded with ingredients and extra goodies. I don’t care how old-fashioned it sounds, you can catch and keep a man, with sandwich skills alone. Keep telling my perpetually-single SIL.

She looks ok. I think she should let a few wrinkles creep in because this completely smooth look doesn’t suit her face.

Too much immobile forehead. Other than that, she looks fine. P

she a bitch on chat shows, and still has NO LIPS

She's never been attractive.

Fucking frightening and her lips are gone.

Why the hell could she not have scraped some of the cheese off? Stupid hag.

She's good-looking but so unattractive.

[quote]Why the hell could she not have scraped some of the cheese off? Stupid hag.

Because it was the waiter's job to tell the cook it was for a kid or at least take it back and get it right. She the paying customer, you get one too.

I just pray that peripheral visions of a fluffy-headed Paul Riser haunt her. Hopefully, he has a more grizzled appearance.

I'm just glad that Dana Delany won the part of McMurphy on "China Beach" over Hunt.

R22, I’ll concede that the waiter should have offered to have the kitchen make another, less cheesy grilled cheese sandwich. It wouldn’t take long, and the ingredients are cheap enough.

There’s probably a proper cheese:bread ratio, but not everyone likes the same thing.

She doesn’t look as though she eats any, and maybe she resents the hell out of people who enjoy a bit of excess.

R6, no fix-ed cheese sandwich for the Hunt child? Good thing you didn't waitress in the sky.

She looks like a shiny boiled egg. Why won’t she look up? Is she ashamed to be an egghead?

She hasn't looked the same since Mad About You ended

What was with her and Hank Azaria?

What was with her and Kevin Spacey?

The hollywood scuttlebutt? She is an insufferable cunt to work with/for.

She looks like she has the type of mask on that you'd peel off your face in the old Mission Impossible TV show. Horrible.

R14, thank you. I always heard that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so I'll have to work on my sandwich making skills.

R6, Helen Hunt sounds just like her character "As Good As It Gets" in your encounter. And you sound like Stephen Stucker's character in "Airplane!" with your witty comebacks. Methinks you embellish, perhaps?

Maybe that's why she rolled her car. Bitch's face is pulled too tight to see. Isn't she a lesbeen?

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There's no pleasing you. Either older people look OLD, as nature dictates, or they can look weird and unnatural from surgery and fillers.

I've noticed that a lot of the older people who have a ton of work done often look okay in still photos but disturbing in video because the facial features don't move in sync. Hunt doesn't look terrible at first glance but there's a mask-like uncanny Valley thing happening when she moves.

I think the surgery route works better on people with darker skin. I know someone who's 70ish and had work done and looks amazing. but she's got a relatively dark skin (for a white person.) I would love to ask which procedures she's had done but she wants us all to believe it's good genes. Yeah, we all know genetics can make your skin look much better after you've disappeared from the social scene for a few weeks.

It's like she has a large rubber band tucked under a wig, pulling her face back. Her forehead doesn't move at all. And she sounds tired.

Don't know why she would be Botoxed to death. She has aged and her character has aged. So what?

Her movie career was lackluster. She never found the right roles.

Unfortunately, she has no lips. It's probably for the better, though. If she had any she most likely would have pumped them up to the point of forced retirement. Side note: there's going to be a Mad About You reboot? Ugh! Did they not learn anything from Murphy Brown 2.0? I suspect this will bomb badly.

Her upper lip looks weird, like she had fillers to get rid of the smokers lines but now makes that area bow out over her actual upper lip line. Her chest looks fabulous - unwrinkled, unspotted and smooth. She should get whatever surgery Renee Zellwegger had on her eyelids. The overbotox look isn't good.

Helen Hunt is a vain lesbian who doesn't wear makeup? And yes she should plump her lips if she's gonna do so much pulling, filling and freezing of the rest of her face. And put on some damn makeup. I stand by my original statement: She looks like a burn victim. Nobodies saying that actresses don't have work done. This is BAD work.

*nobody's

Jodie Foster she is not.

For the record I did have the kitchen make a new one. And it was a child's grilled cheese. Turns out it had two slices of cheese. Not exactly complain worthy. So the poor kid got one lousy slice of cheese to eat along with his bread. No doubt he now hates his overly controlling, thin lipped, rude as fuck mama bear.

I always thought she was closeted. She certainly has a "sucking lemons all the time" look doesn't she? I don't think she looks bad for her age but her hooded eyelids are getting severe.

Going to the kitchen to make a grilled cheese sandwich now. Tomato and onion included.

Don't be too hard on her, R43. It's often the kids. Having waited tables myself, kids were the worst.

BTW, with your snappy comeback...you're a true Data Lounger! Pointless Bitchery be praised!

[quote]For the record I did have the kitchen make a new one. And it was a child's grilled cheese.

FANK YOU, Sliced Cheddar Ex Waiter!

FANK YOU VERY MUCH!

She now has a face like a slapped arse.

I'm glad I searched for a thread about Helen Hunt's face. Datalounge never disappoints.

I saw the first two episodes of the reboot and honestly her face is a nightmare.

20 years later? Did anyone care when it was still on air?

I never watched it when it was first on because I've never liked Paul Reiser. I gave it a chance the first season but he was so grating I couldn't come back after a few episodes.

My brother and SIL loved it because they felt it the characters were just like them. Many of the young straight married couples I knew loved the show.

I always got a LESBIAN vibe from her.

She looks nothing like her old self. Hideous. Also, one of the most undeserving Oscar winners in history.

Her undeserved 1997 Oscar should have gone to Judi D. I would have definitely given her the 2012 Best Supporting Actress for "The Sessions" where she played a sex surrogate (bravely baring everything). AnnE won that year for cropping her hair and singing "I dreamed a dream". Meh.

At least 2 of her 2 Emmys for "Mad About You" should have gone to Calista Flockhart for "Ally McBeal".

Didn't she and Gillian Anderson have a thing?

Kate Winslet should've won the Oscar.

Too bad a second rehash of V would be premature.

I find her to be such a bore. She's a nothing actor; she was never interesting looking (and now she's made her blandness look desperate with the iteration of this new face); she comes off like a like a dull dyke. Not a bull dyke--a dull one. Hard pass on watching her in anything ever again.

Who complains about too much cheese in a restaurant grilled cheese sandwich? Restaurants are usually stingy, rather than generous, with ingredients. I'd feel happy if I got a lot of cheese in my sandwich. It's a grilled *cheese* sandwich.

R54 she won 4 emmys for the show.

If you EVER mention too much cheese again, you will not be allowed to eat here, Ms. Hunt. Do you understand me? Give me a sign you understand me, you sick fuck!

Laura Dern, Katie Couric, Felicity Huffman, Maria Shriver, Rachel Zoe and her, were all wrinklier than their peers and were very late getting into the pull, fill and inject game. Their results have varied, but they all did succumb to having work done.

I think she looks fine except for her mouth.

Laura Dern's had some good work. She still looks natural.

Has Reese Witherspoon had work? She looks pretty damn natural. Another unexciting actor but.

R11 must be a cunt who is rude to servers for no reason.

Helen Hunt can't be gay, she dated Kevin Spacey

R11 is probably kidding/not kidding. R11 is secretly a cunt to waiters and needs to die in a crackling grease fire. Anyone rude to waiters doesn't deserve to live.

R66--LOL! I forgot!

R59 I know right?? I’d be thrilled if I actually ever got enough cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich — I actually often ask for extra for the rare times anymore that I do have one. And fuck kids LOVE tons of melted cheese — I sure did!

I can’t help it, someone who would be so draconian about cheese on a sandwich — that just says so much about her personality right there. Relax, enjoy life, eat lots of fucking cheese! No ones ordering a grilled cheese to be healthy so just freaking do it right.

Helen Hunt is one of those actors who had a lot of connections and friends in the business, but was never all that popular with the public. A lot like Gwyneth.

Mad About My Face

The crew on Mad About You reportedly referred to her as “Helen Cunt”

How did this bitch get 4 Emmys for that shit show? Even SJP only scratched 1

She will be put in the file cabinet under HOW DID THIS BORING FUGLY UNTALENTED LADY GET MUCH WORK?????

She was on the tv show FAMILY in the late 1970's playing Kristy McNicol's enemy.

This year’s Lifetime Achievement Award for Winning an Oscar & then falling off the side of the earth!

just seems like botox

I never liked that show

Maybe she can be on one of the new Stars Trek shows.

Here at DL we call it “cane face”

Judging from the clips I’ve seen in the aggressive and endless promos for the show, it’s affected the way she speaks. She has that slipping-dentures problem that Matthew Perry and Nancy Pelosi have.