Val Kilmer’s Revenge Tell-All!

From what I heard Val was a major pain in the ass. A bully.

He looks like he's channeling Quentin Crisp in OP's photo.

He's a social conservative religious loon. He was lobbying for that bill to allow religious exemptions for doctors and health care professionals. He's also been praying away his cancer. He's a Christian Scientist. Loon.

Really r2? I think he looks like an elderly lesbian.

^ A tranny lesbian

Did she ever show peen?

And this revenge tell-all is supposed to make him look better? He's more insane then I thought.

You made yourself look bad Val.

Any whore see him on stage in The Ten Commandments in LA? Sounded right up DL alley

Does he 'fess up on himself, about cheating on his wife Joanne?

I love her. Who did he cheat with?

He looks like Martha Stewart decided to start slamming a gram of testosterone a day in that picture.

He has got to be one of the single biggest jerks to ever hit Hollywood. And that's really saying something. No one is going to care about his little book.

Didn't he go to acting school with Kevin Spacey? He supposably borrowed money from Kevin's dad and never paid him back. I remember hearing Spacey bitch about it in some magazine years ago.

I'm so excited to see him and Tammy in Top Gun next year. 😂😂

I saw him in 10 Commandments! It was an astonishingly terrible performance. He had subtitles projected so he could read his lyrics. He was in terrible physical shape, I kept thinking that Moses could really use a personal trainer.

r13, Interesting that Spacey was looking out for his dad. Does that mean he enjoyed getting his dick as a child?

It was a documentary on Netflix years ago about the Making of the island of doctor Moreau. And Val was a total a******. He actually got the original director fired. He burned one cameraman's sideburns with his cigarette. He was a big star and treated everybody like s***. Doubt that will be in his book.

Always a pleasure to see the Opens in a New Window troll make his appearance.

And yes, Val looks like he learned to purse his lips at the Quentin Crisp School of Effeminate Behavior.

Someone doesn't like him. This is the original one-sheet (poster) for 'Real Genius"...which is cool.

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And this is the DVD cover...oh my.

Will he talk about his gay relationships?

Old DL favorite Joel Schumacher said Val was a psychopath when he worked with him on Batman. Said he was truly mentally nuts. Kilmer went to Julliard. He's supposed to be extremely intelligent.

R22 where's that interview, please?

I hear he had nothing but praise for Chef Boyardee and Mrs Fields

[quote]“Val says Cindy was a wildcatOpens in a new Window. in the bedroom!”

Why? Did she fart?

Good lord, what happened to his face?!

R25 Meow!

Yes, he's so smart he believes you can pray cancer away. lol

So Brando was a pain to work with! Hardly news there - Brando was always a pain to work before Kilmer was cum swimming around in his fathers nut sack.

Must be desperate for cash. I'll pass on this one, I'll stick to Darwin Porters fictions.

“Val Kilmer badmouthed Oprah, and now he’s slowly turning into a pumpkin!”

[quote]He supposably borrowed money

Oh, DEAR!!!!!

[quote] Always a pleasure to see the Opens in a New Window troll make his appearance.

Either it's a bot/shill of some kind, or is just dumber than a box of rocks with a pile of shit on top.

The average person thinks Val Kilmer is already dead, right?

"Cancer survivor" settling scores should be totally delish, as Kilmer will blame any or every for his poor circumstances, even his poor oral and otherwise health when he tried to meet and blame his ex..

He's almost as horrible as r17. What's with the fucking asterisks?

R 11 - Dead!!! 😂

I used to find him so hot as a teen! Damn he kind of looks a bit like Caitlyn as well. Maybe they is transitioning?

He has a lovely Renee Zellweger smile in OP's pic.

Just leave me the fuck out of it asshole. Do not even attempt to climb aboard the Jim Morrison Exploitation Train again.

You put on a wig and do a horrible movie about me and I'M the one who comes across badly??? I'm a saint compared to you, you warbling bully-boy, "call me Jim, I won't answer if you don't refer to me as Jim" ugly fuckface...

What’s he hiding with the scarves? A scar that looks worse than the scarves? How bad could it be?

It's bad, R39. He looks like a burn victim, actually. I don't blame him for covering it up.

Bump!

Skeet Surfin!

[quote]”Val says Cindy was a wildcatOpens in a new Window in the bedroom!”

Hear, hear! Now that really is going to far!

It is simply unchivalrous to broadcast a lady’s...loosened capacity like that!

You're all just dying to read it and you know it.

Val says Cindy was a wildcatOpens in a new Window. in the bedroom!

is the new

...before such a handsome, distinguished and honorable jurist as you, your honor lift skirts a little higher.

Did he have a sex change at the same time?

I always wanted to fuck Val Kilmer. He looks like he'd give you the most dirty fuck of your life that you would want. I'm talking about making you bite and suck his fingers while he pounds the hell out of you. Maybe it's just me because of "Wonderland" and he played John Holmes, who I think equally would give you the fuck of your life had he not contracted HIV and then AIDS.

Val probably would give you the dirtiest fuck of your life R47. But I think it would be best for you to get dressed and leave immediately after you both are done. The man is cray-cray.

He desecrated the one man who would definitely give you the dirtiest fuck of your life R47.

R48, I agree with you on that. Get dressed afterwards and shower at home, haha!

But I still think he would give you that and also Thomas Haden Church, who I also think would give you that fuck. They just have that type of face and stance when you look at them full body like they have BDF and will make you feel like a slut behind closed doors, LOL.

R49, do you really think he desecrated a man who literally desecrated himself by doing drugs, getting other people killed, and then trying to have it both ways in porn by doing straight and gay porn? If anything, he just took a horrible role to play in the movie in my opinion.

I'm sorry, R47 / R51. But which Val Kilmer movie are you talking about?

The bitch level on this thread is immeasurable.

I’m pulling up a chair.

R53 pulls up a chair and the thread and its bitch level screeches to a halt. C'mon y'all!!

I find it hard to believe that he borrowed money from Keven Spacey's father. He comes from a mega-rich family. His own father was some big real estate investor.

He use to live in santa fe when I did and ocassionally went to the gym I did............this was 20 years ago, even then he was fat and had a terrible body. He was not well liked in town.

Revenge for what? Who hurt him? (genuine question)

Why all the Val hate? He seems like an intelligent person and if he's a Christian Scientist, let him be. I think he knows he made terrible choices and I think he's paid for them.

Apparently R57, Kilmer feels that his downfall due to truly ugly, abusive, nasty, insane behavior is the fault of others and now he is going to have his "revenge" on those who he claims were the actual culprits behind his professional decline.

The "who hurt you" frau should be drop kicked into the East River.

He was so beautiful in Top Gun. he was more beautiful than Tom Cruise then, and that was saying something. And he pissed it all away.

[quote] Revenge for what? Who hurt him?

Gravity.

He could be Renee Zellweger’s mom.

Typical for revenge obsessives, R59

[quote]He looks like he's channeling Quentin Crisp in OP's photo.

Really? I'm getting Marcus "Ladybird" Bachmann vibes.

He presents as fat

I always like him. Enjoyed his movies. He was an interesting actor. Last movie of his I watched was Spartan. He played a CIA operative trying to rescue the PResident's daughter from human traffickers. Loved him in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. and absolutely loved Tombstone. He was magnificent as Doc Holliday. He was ass Jim Morrison, IMO. I felt bad when I heard he had cancer. You know, I don't like to judge people. When a person gets cancer depending on what stage it is, etc. he was trying to cope, and do what he felt was best. I think he was terrified to admit he needed treatment and his kid finally begged him and he got real medical treatment. So eccentric, difficult, WTF ever. I 'm not going to get with him, I just love his work. I've seen his interviews and he is very engaging. And would he be the first actor who was shitty?Hell, Charlize Theron is a horrible personality. Difficult to work with, mean, mercurial, and it doesn't seem to affect her professionally.

Whats so bad about his scar? Did they have to remove alot of tissue?

The Salton Sea is bloody good

Bump!

I think he had a tumor in his throat or his neck,and when they removed it they had to disfigure him so he wears scarves etc. and tries to disguise it. Maybe he has had extensive surgery recently so he can work again. Tom Cruise reached out to him,and even delayed the start of the Top Gun film so he could participate. A few other filmmakers are also being supportive, so I don't know how true the tales are about him being a monster. He isn't playing leads anymore. More like cameos until he gets stronger.

"He comes from a mega-rich family."

Just like his fellow asshole who cunted his way out of a career, Ed Norton!

Funny, a lot of actors come from rich families, and most of them aren't assholes who alienate so many people that they destroy their own careers. Because even people who don't need the money are capable of behaving professionally, Norton and Kilmer are the ill-behaved exceptions.

R56 Really?

He was my total fantasy as a teen. I know he looks more Indigo girls now but damn. He was so hot. Somehow I missed all the asshole gossip!

I do wonder how he just fell off the map. He was so good in the late 80's mid 90's.. was it his asshole ways that did it?

R71, definitely I would say many/most very rich lean towards asshole. They are just out of touch and often can't fathom why they are such, because they have always had so much.

He may have problems at his book signings when nobody knows who he is.

R52, "Wonderland". It's about the porn star John Holmes, also known as Johnny Wadd (fucking stupid name, I know).

Wasn't it rumored that he abused his ex wife?

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I believe i've only seen him in WONDERLAND - in which I don't remember his performance, specifically.

He just never made the kind of movies I watch.

I wonder if there will be another volleyball scene with him, Tom and Ed Harris in the new Top Gun. Sexy.

[quote] and call late Hollywood legend Marlon Brando “a pain to work with” on their 1996 film, The Island of Dr. Moreau.

THAT'S BRAND NEW INFORMATION!!

I'm stunned too R81. It was my understanding that the late Marlon Brando was a stable, down-to-earth, healthy guy who was a dedicated family man.

I cannot wait for this juicy "tell-all" to come out! Wonder if I can get my name on a waiting list so I can get this book right away!

He was so hot on Top Secret. His face is not handsome in that classical way and unfortunately doesn’t age well. Yeah usually morphing into a lesbian or a tg.

Didn’t know he had an affair with Cindy. So she is a bi? I thought she is a big lez per DL.

I haven’t read this, and probably won’t as reviews suggest he doesn’t go into his marriage to Joanne.

It’s just such a mystery, still. Didn’t they seem so perfect on screen? They divorced over “irreconcilable differences”, which could mean anything. I want details, details!

Interesting that their son doesn’t look much like Daddy at all (but is the spit of his Mum..)

I recall the money story and it's the opposite, Spacey borrowed money from Kilmer's wealthy dad supposedly to pay for his Julliard tuition, but then quit. Kilmer called him out after his first Oscar win and he allegedly paid the money back.

The tell-all book is coming out the same time as Top Gun: Escape from Shady Pines this summer.

Vintage gossip: “ Kilmer, Val. B_______. Reportedly very hard to work with; also rumored to have a problem with violence. Conceited, and unpleasant to his personal assistants. (Although, to be fair, I'm told that he has mellowed out considerably in the past couple of years and is no longer the enfant terrible of Hollywood legend). Mooches food off of other people's plates. Linked with Cher, Ellen Barkin, Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell, Cindy Crawford (merkin duty), Darryl Hannah, Michelle Pfeiffer, Elizabeth Shue, Mira Sorvino, Joanne Whalley (he reportedly beat her), and Mare Winningham.”

The “B——“ is “bisexual” in case you didn’t figure that out.

He looks like Glenn Close as Albert Nobbs.

The new Top gun is going to be the sexiest EVER!!!!!!

[quote] Linked with Cher, Ellen Barkin, Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell, Cindy Crawford (merkin duty), Darryl Hannah, Michelle Pfeiffer, Elizabeth Shue, Mira Sorvino, Joanne Whalley (he reportedly beat her), and Mare Winningham.

That list is crazy and all over the map. There’s almost no common link between those women beyond their job.

If he really beat Jo (and I hope that’s just a vile rumor) then wouldn’t he generally try to target much weaker and younger and more obscure women to date so he could get away with the same? Or did he only get away with hurting her because they were married and together for so long? Ok, Neve has been through it, and Darryl seems quite passive. Poor Drew has suffered enough. But try to imagine Cher, Barkin. Pfeiffer, Shue or Cindy C. putting up with an attempted battering - you can’t, right?

Mare Winningham makes me think it’s a fake list. They co-starred in an ABC Afterschool special in 1985 with Pfeiffer, but I don’t think they dated.

Is it true his parents bought his way into Juilliard? Or did he really get in on talent?

He was only hot in Real Genius - it was all down hill from there.

The trouble with Hollywood tell-alls is when the teller (if you will) has suffered some career setbacks and is not exactly a hot property. I like gossip but I guess even the juicy stuff has a shelf life. Gossip from the 80s and 90s is one thing. I guess the enduring legacy is letting us know who was a real prick, who was nice, who were master manipulators, etc. The bed-hopping is of no interest to me.

What was his movie downfall? Batman? The Island Of Dr. Thoreau?

Some directors found him difficult.

He thought he was hot s***. This is Hollywood. Anyone is replaceable. Was too demanding and mean.

[quote]What was his movie downfall? Batman? The Island Of Dr. Thoreau?

That was the movie about Walden Pond.

"Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land."

Val and our Faye, back to back, in Blind Horizon (fun flick)

^ You should never turn your back on crazy! I’m speaking to both of you!

He’s CPAP fat.

I recommend Jessica Simpson's book. Val was cute for a minute and a half, before I was born.

He looks like an old Arthur Godfrey from the last mid century. It's those beady eyes and dyed hair

R99 if you hadn’t captioned it I would have assumed that screenshot was taken from a low-budge remake of GORKY PARK.

[quote] Funny, a lot of actors come from rich families, and most of them aren't assholes who alienate so many people that they destroy their own careers. Because even people who don't need the money are capable of behaving professionally, Norton and Kilmer are the ill-behaved exceptions.

The thing is that Hollywood only shows backbone when the ill-behaved don't deliver huge profits. Mel Gibson's ass was kissed by everyone when he brought in the money, once his stardom was fading Hollywood big shots remembered "Oh, he doesn't like the Jews!". Hollywood turned on Norton when his Hulk meddling didn't make the movie a financial blockbuster success. All of a sudden he was difficult to work with.

On the other hand Hollywood is run by egomaniacs who rely on blind ambition and desperation for money and fame (and their drug of choice) to keep their underlings (including A-List stars) under their thumb, so they run the show instead the other way round.

Points for keeping the full head of hair.

Is it true that he’s now in a long term relationship with a man? Somewhere I heard that he hasn’t been with women in like 20 years.

"Come over here and give your Auntie Val a kiss! A big wet, sloppy kiss, with lots of tongue like Auntie Val likes!"

"No, I don't smell funny. That's just my rosewater-honeysuckle-and-old-minge eau de toilette."

I thought he was so attractive once upon a time and now I look back and, even in his prime, I don’t know what I was looking at.

It was his sexy charm in Willow, Top Gun, and The Saint that made him an icon. The looks and his charm faded and now there is nothing left to admire. He's basically the male version of Faye Dunaway.

I mean this seriously: he looks just like a white version of a homeless transgender woman I pass by every day on my way to work. She sits outside of Starbucks on Connecticut Ave permanently, often shirtless in the summer.

R111 looks like the drag queen Chad Michaels if he ran out of money for fillers and Botox.

He a dumbass Frat boy face

Well done, R97.

I seriously wonder if he’s transgender. Everything from the name Val to the sassy-serious businesslady bob to the abundant piling of scarfs and baubles around his neck suggests that in his mind he is a fabulous 50-something Georgetown lady who rides a mint green Vespa and carries around NPR and PBS tote bags.

“Is Val coming to tea?”

“Not today. She’s volunteering as a docent at the textile museum again.”

[quote]I thought he was so attractive once upon a time and now I look back and, even in his prime, I don’t know what I was looking at.

It was the swagger, not evident in photos. You have to see him in motion.

[quote]He's also been praying away his cancer.

Well, apparently it worked. He was in all the death pools.

[quote]No one is going to care about his little book

So wrong. Everyone will be lining up for it.

[quote] wonder if he’s transgender. Everything from the name Val..

This is reaching hard enough to dislocate.

His name is short for ‘Valentine’, an anglicised form of ‘Valentino’, which clearly is a masculine (if old-fashioned) name. That is his given name since birth and he has gone by it all his life, even during filming his most ruggedly alpha-male roles.

Call me when his plastic surgeon writes HIS revenge tell-all...

After seeing the way he dresses (old tattered jeans with writing all over them, copious scarves - more than necessary to hide scarring - lots of mismatched jewelry), I now believe he's truly mentally ill.

I wonder if he has one of those ols coats with the fox chasing its tail around the collar to round out the maiden aunt look.

The idea that Brando might be difficult isn't exactly novel.

The reason he wears scarves is because he has a gapping hole in his neck from having a tracheotomy.

A more (social media) savy celeb would have cut a deal with a high end scarf designer label to use him as spokesperson. Or released his own brand of scarfs. I mean, he has a great backstory (throat cancer) making men scarves more fashionably.

Does anybody have any plans to purchase this book?

[quote]I believe i've only seen him in WONDERLAND - in which I don't remember his performance, specifically. He just never made the kind of movies I watch.

Watch him in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" and "Salton Sea". He's amazing in both. He's entitled to be a rude bastard.

Gay Perry is my ideal Uncle.

I wonder how Val and RDJ got along. In interviews for KKBB, they seem crazy about each other.

R128 they would get so mad in interviews for that film. It was hard to tell if they were experiencing a chemistry overload, or if they were just taking the same substances.

It was good fun, whatever was happening.

^and another.

Evidently Val cannot help himself staring and groping when eye-level with a pretty woman’s chest, so it’s safe to say he’s probably bi. Poor Joanne.

Val Kilmer sings "Tutti Frutti" from 'Top Secret!'

Val Kilmer sings 'Top Secret!'

Those musical numbers were terrible. He dances like Martin Short. It's kind of hard to see Kilmer's appeal. Not a bad ass and good hair. A poor man's Patrick Swayze?

If you squint your ears, his voice now sounds like Cheetolini’s.

I love Top Secret

So his biography is just going to talk about how he was an a****** to everybody.

[quote] An insider said the Batman Forever star, who did not respond to our request for comment, will sling dirt on successors Christian Bale and Ben Affleck, and call late Hollywood legend Marlon Brando “a pain to work with”.

Euphemistic. Did Brando fuck him dry?

I find it hard to believe he has much to say about Bale & Affleck given that he’s never worked with them and doesn’t know them, plus their Batman projects were so different. We already know how these three men are jackoffs, so unless Kilmer will tell us the ‘why’ then he’s got nothing.

R137 Are we to infer by this he was ok with the Clooney Batman?

Faye Dunaway adores him.

I don't know the man personally but it seems like he transgressed a bit when younger and was difficult to work with. He did give some amazing performances, however and sure wasn't bad to look at, for at least a few decades. I hope he will get better. He seems like --he's trying, he's trying now...

Is he going to reveal his top secret bulk building diet?

R131 you think that’s a worthy Little Richard tribute? Someone hold my Angel-leash!

I wonder if it’s weird for Val being around his son, given how strongly Jack resembles Jo.

His kids seem to like him, and are taking his condition in stride. So that’s something.

He reminds me of Mickey Rourke.

He's still close to Cher.

The 73-year-old music icon invited Kilmer to stay in her guest house while his health was declining and he recalls one particularly terrifying evening at her home.

“One night I suddenly awoke vomiting blood that covered the bed like a scene out ofThe Godfather. I prayed immediately, then called 911. Then alerted my hostess. Cher stepped in and stepped up,” writes Kilmer who adds that even in all the chaos, she was able to make him laugh.

“And yet even in my grave condition, I saw her scanning the paramedic, who was Gregory Peck drop-dead handsome.

That picture of them is at least 35 years old. They both scare me now.

Maybe because he's morphed into a butch lookin Kathy Bates.

R17 IIRC It basically killed that director's career.

R17 IIRC It basically killed that director's career.

He's great in the not-very-good Jim Morrison biopic, The Doors.

Does he say anything about Cindy Crawford? She dumped him and there were some vague rumors that he had had trouble letting go of the relationship. I think maybe he jumped Jo for her, which is one of the reasons he was angry when the relationship ended.

I was in Real Genius with him back in the 80s -But I haven't seen him since. He wasn't that much of a diva on set, but there was a lot of waiting around for somebody or something every day...

He looks like Caitlyn Jenner in OP's pic. Is he transitioning?

I love that movie R152– any more stories?!

Is anybody going to buy his book? It sounds like he could use the money.

Real Genius was my first film. Only one of the college students. I had one good scene -But it was cut. The film initially tanked horribly, so after its first weekend it was withdrawn and re-edited, then rereleased. My big scene was one of the ones cut. Sadly, I never got to see it. Friends who saw it opening weekend said I was all over the film, and would definitely get more work after all that exposure. On the DVD I can just make out half of myself on the side of a couple of scenes. Such is Hollywood!

Val will be interviewed on GMA tomorrow regarding his memoir.

R156, Will there be an interpreter present?

The man was a jerk. A mean bully on sets. And we're supposed to feel sorry for him now?

R158 Someone on a movie site I belonged to theorized that Kilmer's career died when Brad Pitt broke through because Pitt was/is a similar actor, but isn't a dick.