"You Wear It Well" - The Facts of Life with Debarge

Girls dressed like thirsty-for-yeast-infection whores in the 80s too.

Fuck off, OP.

OP and R2 need to both kindly fuck off with their moronic, no nothing, selves.

And MJ Moonwalking was SECOND to this fucking, goddamn, masterpiece.

I love OP.

I don't drink so don't go to a lot of bars, but went to the Eagle in LA in the early 2000s and was surprised to see the legendary Cinnamon herself, STACEY-MOTHA-FUCKIN-Q!!!

Did Tootie make a papier-mâché bust of El?

Did they not have the Rhythm of the Night?

No r6, that was a bust of Jermaine Jackson! For the life of me I can't understand why they dressed 20somethig girls like the Golden Girls back then, in OP.

This thread is hilarious!

I love how George Clooney is the silent groupie lurking in the background.

El looks high as fuck in that clip.

I don't think we're done discussing this.

Sexy Lingerie lol

R13 lol. I love Blaire’s opera style “my boyfriend is back and you are going to be in trouble”

Remember when Mrs. Garrett caught Tootie and El Debarge doing coke in the bathroom stall?

And the award for the "Who Brings It The Most:" - the surprising results are the following:

1. Blair Warner 2. Natalie Green 3. Tootie Ramsey 4. Jo Polniaczek

Jo was totally off-key.

Lisa seems to be really going for it to compensate for Nancy McKeon and Kim Fields' bummer vibe.

Not a single cast member from The Facts of Life has had leaked nudes, a vag flash or a sex tape.

I love when El Debarge busts Siedah Garrett for having a professional singing career. I also love her version of EverChanging Times from Baby Boom, later covered by Michael McDonald and Aretha Franklin.

[quote]Not a single cast member from The Facts of Life has had leaked nudes, a vag flash or a sex tape.

But one of them did give birth to their "sister!"

That is without a doubt the most charisma-free performance that I have ever seen by anyone, anywhere. Ever.

It really bothers me no one invited Cousin Geri along to sing with them.

Jo’s performance was unsurprisingly lackluster. Blair gets an A+ for effort.

Dana Plato & Todd Bridges were surprisingly cute singing “Ebony & Ivory.”

Dana Plato had a nice voice.

"It really bothers me no one invited Cousin Geri along to sing with them. "

That's because the camera work required would have given the viewing audience motion sickness.

This was the season Tootie went from a B cup to Double D.

For R14. Love ya.

R28 Lisa Whelchel may be a conservative bitch, but that scene shows she had the sitcom skills to go all out and be the butt of the joke, like Jami Gertz and Parker Posey.

"I'll Be Home for Christmas" in front of convicts at the jail/prison. Blair singing lead (nice voice). Jo on piano, shooting Blair a meaningful look at the beginning. Rest of crew, including Mrs. Garrett, joining in later.

Convict in front row, shirt unbuttoned to show off his chest and pectorals. Has his arm draped over shoulder of convict in adjacent seat. DLer, for sure (guy with chest showing).

I foresee that “Fuck Off” will be the centerpiece rebuttal at the next Presidential Debates.

Girls!

Girls!

You're both cunts!

R30 Which one of Jo’s relatives were they visiting?

R30 Oh god, is this the very special episode where they get gang raped in prison and held hostage?

Why can't Tootie sing?

^because she took voice lessons from Janet Jackson!

"Dear Michael" by Kim Fields

Lisa's stylings from 1984.

^is she singing about Natalie's vagina?

Sure, sing “I’ll Be Home For Christmas,” to the incarcerated, that’ll go over great.

The lesson here is that George Clooney has a lot for which to apologize.

I liked the episode of Webster when The Jets guest starred better.

I liked the episode where Webster locked himself in a mini igloo cooler and suffocated to death.

I always forget George Clooney was on The Facts of Life.

Do you suppose he remains close to any of the girls? Do you think he invites them to spend weekends with him and "Surprise" Amal in their villa on Lake Como?

I more imagine him inviting McKenzie Astin for 48 hour fuckfests.

[quote]Convict in front row, shirt unbuttoned to show off his chest and pectorals.

Get those cataracts checked, Gramps/R30.

Those are BOOBS.