Melania Trump, First Whore of America

She's been invaded by more men than the Maginot Line.

Leave Vairst Lady alone. She does anal like a champ.

I agree with r2. We have a beautiful First Lady and a beautiful First Daughter - and we shit all over them.

And they like that.

I bet quite a few of Melania's johns have dumped all over her!

They had to pump her stomach for cum.

She was probably a piss queen in her day as well.

She had pretty boobs, now she has milk buckets.

I feel bad for Barron getting teased because of his mom's hooker past

It was FINE ART!

[quote] We have a beautiful First Lady and a beautiful First Daughter - and we shit all over them.

But they piss all over The Donald, so that makes it even out in the end.

[quote] She had pretty boobs, now she has milk buckets.

Those are her KIDNEYS, you fool.

Don't know about making fun of Melania. I mean we have a gay (with a funny last name) that might win the Democratic Nomination. We don't want folks making fun of him because of his sexual orientation.

[quote]How long was she prostituting before Trump married her?

She was already 33 by the time she married him, so...at least 15 years before that. She is still a prostitute, but with a piece of paper.

Being gay is not a choice. Being a prostitute is.

She's definitely the first First Lady to be photographed fingering her pussy.

R13 You're a stupid cunt

PROSTITUTION WHORE!

She was already an old pro when she met Donald. 'Ol leatherass.

Epstein supposedly introduced them at that club in NY. Epstein was a pimp/pedo so she most likely started prostituting very early.

The guy who introduced Melania to Trump was a sleazy model "manager" called Paolo Zampolli.

I also fly plane. Gays why you never talk about that?

Yes Paolo May have been involved in hooking them up but he was close with Epstein and Epstein bragged that he was behind it all. Either way you can bet Melania was sold.

Ask Ivana and Marla.

[quote] We have a beautiful First Lady and a beautiful First Daughter - and we shit all over them.

Dat cost extra!

Chesterday I veezt joonky bebby in chorspittle!

[quote] We don't want folks making fun of him because of his sexual orientation.

Step out of your cave, sometime. They've been doing that already.

She's a hooker with a passport.

Melania has 10 years without obvious profession. 86 or so to 96 or so when she appeared with Trump. She didn't marry Trump for several years. Trump and she created the back story about being a "successful model". Trump of course bumped that to "supermodel". Melania was supposedly a print model all those years and yet we have nothing - no record - of her print or runway work. Trump helped her get a handful of gigs - a sports illustrated shoots. And then she got vanity gigs. But those 10 years. Now there have been a number of articles that look to dig up what was going on. She did start out trying to be a model. And she was at one point roommates with Victoria Silvstedt - a model/gold-digger/minor celebrity. I have friends in Paris who said Melania was around in the 90s but never seemed to get bookings but was always claiming to be a model.

Still, the photos would come out from those years - runway or print. And there are none. Zilch. And if she had done tons of print and catalogue work, she would have it in her portfolio and would have released the pics herself. Nothing, until Trump.

Do we think she was more of a Holly Golightly type, who "dated" wealthy men who then paid her rent, bought her clothes, etc.

Or was she a "leave $500 on the dresser, $700 for anal" type ho?

[quote]We have a beautiful First Lady and a beautiful First Daughter

Do they offer anything else besides beauty? It's not a virtue.

R1 Ouch! I almost snorted out my coffee.

Who knows, really. The fact is, where are the modeling pics of that decade? Paolo Zampolli was (is) a friend and then employee of Trump, and brought over Melania as a model, and he had a legit agency ID, but know knows what else ID was involved in? Melania has sued about prostitution "smears" in publications and won in other countries, not USA. But wouldn't she release photos of her working as a model 86-97???

trump probably deducted her on his tax returns as a business expense

R16, you obviously haven't seen the pictures of Bess Truman.

Here's why I believe she's been a paid prostitute and probably a spy: Her family comes from money in Slutvenia and were highly placed Communist Party members. She comes here, already over the hill, and makes an immediate splash at the big parties for slobby millionaires. I think she was supposed to target this clown from the beginning.

What she's doing now: profiting from her pics and stories as the First Lady, charging thousands for access. This is clearly unethical if not illegal. Doesn't the Hatch act also apply to her? Either way, it's disgusting because no one would ask for access if she's not FLOTUS. She made us pay for her tantrum in NY, profiting by it by charging the SS for the rooms in Trump Tower, and now we're paying for a separate house where her parents and child live. We're also paying for the staff that runs it and the extra security. She's a two bit whore and a grifter.

[QUOTE]How long was she prostituting before Trump married her?

Since it's speculative, I would imagine a little longer than your own mother OP

There's also the Occam's Razor theory: her father had money back in Slovenia and supported her in the (correct) hope she would land a rich American husband.

R35

Biden did the same thing by buying the house next to his. He had his SS agents placed there and then charged them rent. We're paying to protect him and then he profits on top of that by charging us to house them ? YEP

She never got modelling gigs when she was younger because she was exceedingly average looking before she started hacking up her face and body and wearing wigs.

Completely agree with r35. I think she was an asset sent over to honey trap rich and powerful men for gangsters or counterintelligence etc.

I forgot to add the millions she made with her party planner for the inauguration, the fucking whore.

Spot the triggered FOX news Trumptard at R36 and R38. Does it upset you that everybody knows you're first lady is a whore?

R32 She successfully sued a blogger in Maryland.

I always got a creepy feeling watching her speak to Putin in Russian

Were you in the room for those meetings?

R43 Has Vlad Put-In-side of her?

Just a bunch of ole jealous queens !!! You wish you was in her HEELS !!!

I had no idea her family back in Svetlana had money.

No one with any sanity would want to be in her heels, her ass, or any other part of this diseased, tainted by dotards hooker. That precludes us, so do keep measuring with your yardstick for other fools, R46.

R46 obviously wants to be in her heels. First Whore looks mighty glamorous to her when compared to her trailerpark.

I don't care to hear her talk. Her speaking voice reminds me of a 'bad girl' in a James Bond movie.

" I am Tatiana from SPECTRE. Is there ANYTHING I can do for you Mr. Bond ? "

I don't appreciate y'all making fun out of Slovenistan because Mellie hardly represents a typical Slovenian woman; Slovenian women may be easy but they're sure not full-blooded whores. And ask any Slovenian what they think of her and they'll quickly start rolling their eyes. Slovenians tend to be very touchy about how Slovenia is represented in the foreign media (because it's not exactly the kind of a place that would make front page news every day) so most people don't really like the fact that a semi-literate bimbo with a dubious past happens to be Slovenia's most famous export.

The world of high end prostitution is a tried and true way to meet a man of "means". Most men who hire escorts are easy to read and crave little aside from basic sex and attention. Women have been using this to their advantage for years.

The number of realtors, retired models and other professional people who began modestly in the industry would surprise you.

Rumour has it, our city's best selling female real estate agent--who appears to be in her early 60s--was once a high class call girl. She transitioned to her current career, capitalized on her good looks and charm, then never looked back. And why should she?

Not even vaginoplasty can help with her looseness.

Either the month long break was a repair job for her beat-down or her new boobs. The whole family is trash. She can't be expected to rise too far abover her status as an Einstein-level whore.

Seriously, she's the Grand Wizard of Whoring Golddiggers.

She must be more cavernous than the Great Rift Valley at this point in her career.

I agree with you, R52. At least she did it on her own, be it her back or on her feet.

Mel the Whore was nothing and has gone downhill from there. She even behaves like a programmed whore bot.

Does Melania's pussy stink?

She's ridden bareback more than the Lone Ranger.

[quote] Does Melania's pussy stink?

Like sour cream and expired Slovenian cheese.

R34 = Mamie "Saggin' " Eisenhower

R59 we have a cheese in the Czech Republic called “tvarûzky”. It’s strong enough to make your eyes water. Nobody I knew allowed it inside the house: it was an outdoor product.

MT’s the same way. An utterly repulsive, eye watering stink packaged as something you’d ostensibly want but won’t have in the hous3.

#BeBreast!

Those look like velcro half melons.

Old hookers are mean. They'll slice a bitch just for closing in on their streetcorner. I fear for whoever is the next FLOTUS and has to get the White House tour from Melania.

You gotta let a ho be a ho.

I bet she misses turning tricks.

R64, shes barely ever been to the Whitehouse so it’s unlikely she’ll tour it for someone

When will she divorce him?

I bet she is the role model of prostitutes all over the world.

R57 That leathery old puss has seen better days

Bully! I'm intelligent architect lady on Einstein visa!

R64 I just cracked myself up imagining Malaria giving Chasten the WH tour.

R72, Chasten will snatch her weave if she tries anything shady.

And I will pay money to see that

I wonder what music plays when she wakes up each morning.

[R75]

If building with Lincoln Logs makes one an architect, If stripping and spreading for a photographer makes one a supermodel, and if speaking Slovenian, broken English and pig Latin makes one a polyglot, then Melania Dump has earned her citizenship via a "genius grant".

She is the lead design consultant on the new slim supertall for Manhattan. The tower will be 75 stories high, the base building by Frank Gehry, inspired by the first lady.

R77 She's married to a man who claims to be self made, but inherited everything from his father - a con man who protested *for* the KKK. He claims to be a billionaire when he's anything but. He claims to be a Christian but he's had more whores than all the ranches in Nevada.

She's learned to umm prevaricate creatively from him. Because they don't have any particular intelligence, skill or education. They're good at spreading money and their legs.

R75:

She could have used her role as First Lady to promote better human rights for prostitutes. She missed an opportunity.

Her pussy stinks like Slovenian fish.

A nasty street walker is all she is. She's too ignorant and lazy to do anything for America but look like the madame of a brothel..

I wonder what Melania looked like in her prime! Walking the streets!!

She third most popular prostitute in Kazakhstan 1992-1993. It truth.

The old whoreboon,

By the light of the moon,

Was combing her awful hair

R28, R32 is correct.

The facts tell a story, which is, a woman claiming to have been a model, with a degree in architecture, wasn’t prolifically working as a model, in her prime years, when most models build a decent portfolio & book consistently, nor did she ever receive a degree as an architect, ergo, never worked as one either.

Even catalog modeling yields a slew of photographic evidence. And let’s face it, no way in hell, would an architect marry someone like Trump. Though I’ve personally witnessed several male architects marry gorgeous women, those women were/are extremely well bright, & well educated.

I am not hating on Melania doing whatever she had to do to move up. I know a few women who worked in the sex industry. One got her realtor license, and lives very well. She flips houses, makes great money, & hasn’t had to sell sex ever since her 30s. She’s a single mom, living in Beverly Hills. She’s clean and sober, and she’s an AWESOME person. Another one became a physician’s assistant, & also does well.

Nothing wrong with getting into sex work temporarily. If you have a good head on your shoulders, maintain agency, & don’t become swept up in the underbelly of it all, it’s almost always a means to an end.

What I dislike about Melania is her bullshit regarding Birtherism regarding Barack Obama. Obama was THE BEST and most integrity driven POTUS we’ve had in decades.

Shame on Melania for promoting such horrible, xenophobic rhetoric.

She's a fuckin whore.

No more, no less.

R53, I’ve never had children, and have been doing Kegels since my 20s, but I wouldn’t hesitate getting that surgery if I had needed it after giving birth, especially more than one child.

Ask any woman and her husband. That surgery will turn a 40 something mom of triplets into an 20 year old virgin within minutes.

Things I’ve heard straight from the horses’ mouths ( so to speak):

BEST SEX EVER!

Tight as a drum.

He can’t keep his hands off me.

I can’t keep my hand off him, either!

I wish I’d done it earlier.

If you ever have kids, you HAVE TO DO THIS, trust me.

She’s too lazy to walk the streets. She just sat in her ass and had johns come see her

R51 She's not a full blooded whore? What part whore is she? Is there degrees and gradients like mulatoo, quadroon and octaroon? You have intrigued me.

I imagine her swinging her purse on streetcorners in a ratty fur coat.

Filthy whore. I hope she rots in Hell along with all the other Trump fucks.

Whatever happened to Melanoma’s lesbetarian film? The stills have become more difficult to find online, but I’d love to see the movie (for educational purposes of course).

She was most likely just a kept woman like someone said upthread. A sugar daddy provided for her, and then Trump swept in. I doubt he would be interested in a call girl who had been very “popular,” what with the germaphobia and all. She must have experience with wealthy people, because she does have poise, despite some of the thoughtless actions she’s committed. She seems a little frumpy actually. I can think of people that dress/act a lot trashier. Yeah, she wore that outfit with the visible nipples. Somehow it seems unintentional to me though. The Real Housewives-those are the antics you would expect of “Melania the hooker,” but she’s not like that. It’s very fascinating. Such an old fashioned notion, of a Pygmalion of sorts.

I think he met her on one of his trips to Russia in the late 90s. I think she's Russian, and they invented a whole fake Slovenian background for her and her family.

Birds of a feather

Elena Ceausescu with bolt-ons -- except instead of being a fake chemical researcher with dubious credentials, she's a fake architect with nothing to show for it.

The tree knows.

I agree r93. Don’t be fooled by her thin veneer of respectability (as far as anyone connected to the orange turd could be called respectable). She was a prostitution whore, and her “I don’t care do U” stunt while going to visit the site of incarcerated children separated from their parents by our wicked government proved to me she’s filth stinking gutter trash.

Fun thread.

Why hasn't the media made more of these stories about her past? I realize the NYT and Wash Post aren't going to run with it, but whatever is left of the independent media could make a lot more of this. They haven't.

Stop it. She wasn't a hooker. She was an escort. You know. An expensssssive whore.

R52. Barbara Corcoran???

Barb's 70.

R52 Ryan Serhant??

[R52] Dolly Lenz?

A practiced grifter. Even former working girl, Nancy Reagan, only stole the gowns. This one is into us for a whole separate residence and security details for her fast-tracked immigrant parents.

I could understand her getting into making money and "lifestyle" advancements by bartering with her shaved cootch and caboose, but it has to be humiliating and degrading to be Trumps play toy cum dumpster. You know her skin crawls when he enters the room and she fills with disgust if he walks towards her.

A national disgrace.

A good three decades I would venture a guess!

I am smart lady in beautiful country!

At least 25 years. Maybe more.

Well over 1,000 men.

Can an old dog learn new tricks?

Or turn new tricks?

Her pussy has served billions and billions.

You know when he won the election in 2016 I said two things. One that the Trump administration would be an utter shit show for four years and isn't it classic we have a former whore as first lady.

Melania is going to write the long-awaited sequel to the Joy of Hooking. She's going to become a literary laureate.

After two failed marriages, I can't understand why Trump married Melania. The rich have a saying, "If it flies, floats or fucks - rent, don't buy." If he wanted to marry again, why not pick someone with a better background?

Just like Prince Harry, Trump would always be running into men who've slept with his wife.

She's not in my league as a model.

Is there a Slovenian translation of the Happy Hooker available on Amazon?

Did he get a 2-for-1 deal on Melania and Ivanka's implants?

Who cares? She wasn’t on the ballot.

R122, that never stops Republicans from trashing Democratic politicians' relatives. Fuck them.

She's not on the ballot, but she felt the need to make her racist birther views public instead of just shutting her stupid trap

The first whore's delivery in this is very weird. It's like she's in a shampoo commercial from the 70s. Not very reassuring during a pandemic, Varist Letty!

R118, no one with a “better background” would have him.

Long enough to know that beggars like herself could not be choosers.

Doesn't her dismal performance as First Lady--including the fact that she didn't even assume the role until a year into her husband's presidency--tell you that this is a woman with NOTHING going for her in the personality department? Even the pathetic Laura Bush did a better job than this sullen Botox dumpster.