I’m going to be a Dad in less than two weeks! I’m so excited. Her picture’s below - isn’t she gorgeous? Her name’s Penny buy I’m changing it because that’s my mum’s name. Suggestions welcome. x
She looks like her name could be "Queef".
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 7, 2019 2:01 AM |
I this k she looks pretty cute...but what about that gas problem?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 7, 2019 2:04 AM |
Ooh, I quite like Queef. Queef Latina, like Queen Latina. I could call her Tina for short. x
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 7, 2019 2:04 AM |
Latifa*
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 7, 2019 2:04 AM |
Queenie is a pretty good name for a dog -- you know she's going to be treated like one. You could play Chuck Berry's song whenever she enters the room -- "Go! Go! Go! Little Queenie!"
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 7, 2019 2:08 AM |
She looks like a Vixen to me; that baby may have you trained before you know it!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 7, 2019 2:08 AM |
I almost didn't open OP's link because I figured it would just be a picture of a boring baby -- no offense to human babies, but they're nowhere near as cute as OP's new doggie!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 7, 2019 2:11 AM |
How dare you assume me a filthy breeder, R7! She’s so cute and full of energy. I just can’t wait to get her settled in so I can spoil her rotten and take her on adventures. x
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 7, 2019 2:14 AM |
She's adorable and has a great smile. Is she a mix ... Pug and I can't put my finger on what else?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 7, 2019 2:16 AM |
Tuppence
Or
the italian word for “cunt” that sounds like “moujah”
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 7, 2019 2:17 AM |
“Mother she’s twice as pretty so I named her two-penny
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 7, 2019 2:19 AM |
Awwww!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 7, 2019 2:23 AM |
How about Lulu?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 7, 2019 2:25 AM |
Terrier/pug mix apparently, R9. My mum said she looks like a Pauline, which I love. Tuppence is also in the running though, R10. x
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 7, 2019 2:26 AM |
She could be a Miriam. Ms. Margolyes is a personal hero and she’s family. There’s also a bit of a resemblance, no? x
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 7, 2019 2:32 AM |
Ivanka
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 7, 2019 2:36 AM |
You're not adopting, you're buying a dog
*eyeroll*
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 7, 2019 2:37 AM |
Piss up a rope, R17.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 7, 2019 2:39 AM |
My dog's name is Lola, which is one of the most popular dog names in the US. She likes it and maybe your sweetie would like it, too.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 7, 2019 2:41 AM |
What an absolutely disgusting rescue dog with a face like a squashed turd.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 7, 2019 2:42 AM |
R17 - I’m getting her from a rehousing centre, sorry to piss on your bitchy bonfire. R20 - Don’t be bitter, sweetheart. Did mummy not love you enough? x
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 7, 2019 2:46 AM |
looks like border terrier, maybe weaton. super cute!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 7, 2019 2:51 AM |
R21 So she's lightly used?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 7, 2019 3:14 AM |
OP Thanks for the heads up. I will contact Child Protective Services in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 7, 2019 3:19 AM |
R23 Yeah, like your arsehole. x
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 7, 2019 3:25 AM |
She's a puggle
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 7, 2019 3:30 AM |
I'm getting a Beelzebub vibe-- Bubbie for short?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 7, 2019 3:34 AM |
Nuni , like the avant garde characters on SNL
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 7, 2019 3:37 AM |
Load of Bollocks
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 7, 2019 3:41 AM |
There’s already a Beezlebub, R27 - say hello to Mr. Bubz. x
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 7, 2019 3:42 AM |
Muffy!
'Cause she looks like a Muffy.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 7, 2019 3:49 AM |
Ruby or Mimi or Bebe
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 7, 2019 3:51 AM |
My late pug was named Daisy.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 7, 2019 5:48 AM |
So glad it is a dog.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 7, 2019 6:07 AM |
She looks a lot like Brandi Glanville but it’s strangely becoming on a dog. As such, she should be named “Cunt.”
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 7, 2019 6:07 AM |
Congratulations to you!
She's adorable, and you will have lots of good years together.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 7, 2019 6:13 AM |
Prudence.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 7, 2019 6:18 AM |
Tell the OP, buying a cat isn't adopting
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 7, 2019 6:33 AM |
Name her "Covfefe" as this word has very deep meanings.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 7, 2019 6:45 AM |
Humans can understand name changes better than dogs. Have you considered changing your mom's name instead?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 7, 2019 7:21 AM |
R40 - I grew up with several dogs and I gave them all a dozen nicknames each. Dogs will respond to anything. As will I. x
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 7, 2019 1:22 PM |
Not sure how to pronounce that R39 - is it Russian? x
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 7, 2019 1:23 PM |
Dogs are free of many of our human neuroses. Changing her name will not bother the dog. She will adapt. Quickly. Especially if treats are involved.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 7, 2019 1:26 PM |
My advice is don't change her name, or at least don't change it too radically - you give no indication of how old she is but if she knows and responds to her current name, calling her something completely different could be confusing and mean she won't settle in as quickly.
I understand you may want to change it from Penny if that's your mum's name but consider something that sounds very similar instead like:
Jenny Lenny Gwenny
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 7, 2019 1:31 PM |
She looks like a Mavis to me.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 7, 2019 1:34 PM |
Agree with UKGuy at r44. I like Jenny. Or Remy.
Or go back to the more formal Penelope and call her Nellie after DL fave Nellie Olson.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 7, 2019 2:00 PM |
I might call her Nancy after R44. x
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 7, 2019 2:08 PM |
I wouldn’t just change her name as soon as she’s in my possession, I’d use both until she’s used to them and then phase out the old one. x
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 7, 2019 2:11 PM |
Rhoda, that is not necessary. A few years back, I got a dog from a rescue organization. No one knew what her name had been. In most cases, no one knows the names of those dogs when they come into the system. They get a 'pound name' because it would be impossible to have all those dogs in your custody without names. No one could keep track of anything, if all the dogs had no names. The staff at the rescue know the names... but the dogs don't. And none of them are traumatized by this. They lack that level of reflection. Hundreds of thousands of dogs are adopted every year and none of them are having nervous breakdowns or existential crises over getting a new name. They are also getting a new human or humans. And a new home. And new routines. Most of them adapt quickly.
If you love the dog and engage the dog and keep the treats coming, you can call her anything and it won't be long before she will know her new name. But she's not attached to a name. She's attached to her new human. And to treats.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 7, 2019 2:42 PM |
I work with an animal rescue group and they say "adopted" instead of "sold", even though they charge an "adoption fee" to offset their expenses in caring for the animal (vet bills, food, etc.). I don't use the word myself, but it doesn't bother me to hear it applied this way -- the terms I hate are the inaccurate "mommy" and "daddy", plus the cutesy "furbaby" and "forever home". I love animals and do appreciate these people's efforts to help them, but why do so many feel compelled to babble babytalk?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 7, 2019 2:57 PM |
Karen Pence
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 7, 2019 3:00 PM |
In most states, before a court will legally change a dog's name, you need to publish notice of the intended name change in a newspaper.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 7, 2019 3:00 PM |
Liza Round......
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 7, 2019 3:12 PM |
Anita Bone
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 7, 2019 3:31 PM |
Yes, R52 -- that's so the dog's real Mommy and Daddy have notice and an opportunity to object. Also to protect the dog's creditors and any unacknowledged bastard children from losing track of the dog's whereabouts.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 7, 2019 3:31 PM |
I still like Queef. Little Queefy.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 7, 2019 3:34 PM |
Goldie
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 7, 2019 3:40 PM |
Eleanor. She looks like an Eleanor; smart but friendly.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 7, 2019 4:00 PM |
R58, do you mean like Eleanor Roosevelt? I think she'd be pleased.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 7, 2019 4:18 PM |
she definitely has a classic name face. isadore
emma
I like the above mentioned Eleanor
but, my pick is.... ENDORA!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 7, 2019 5:07 PM |
I like Emma too.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 7, 2019 5:16 PM |
Abigail , Mamie, or Melania.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 7, 2019 6:04 PM |
Grotesquia
Repulsita
Fuglimia
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 7, 2019 7:57 PM |
Whatever you name her, I’m wishing you both many years of happiness, OP.
We’ve had ours for 18 months, and she has brought us profound joy. I’m hoping the same for you.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 7, 2019 8:05 PM |
Congrats, OP. What a lovely thing to do. Please consider getting pet insurance.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 7, 2019 11:09 PM |
She's gorgeous!! She looks exactly like my dog to the point that I was taken aback when scrolling! Congratulations, Rhoda!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 7, 2019 11:41 PM |
Puggles
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 7, 2019 11:44 PM |
Congratulations!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 7, 2019 11:51 PM |
I like Delilah. She looks like a Delilah.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 8, 2019 12:31 AM |
I agree with UKguy, but I would also advise living with her for a few weeks and just observing her personality.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 8, 2019 12:49 AM |
R69 that awful cringe inducing song of the mid 2000s ruined the name. Even for a pet.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 8, 2019 1:01 AM |
Francine.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 8, 2019 2:17 AM |
I 'm partial to Hyacinth Bucket.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 8, 2019 2:33 AM |
LaQueefa
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 8, 2019 2:37 AM |
Is she house broken? If not, name her Stains.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 8, 2019 2:43 AM |
ARE THESE SCABROUS RESCUE DOGS FREE?
DO YOU CHOOSE THE BREED OR JUST ACCEPT THE FIRST NEEDY MUTT?
YOU ARE BUYING A DOG NOT ADOPTING.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 8, 2019 2:45 AM |
Call her SPAZITA because she looks full of ugly mad energy and will no doubt wreck your entire house.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 8, 2019 2:46 AM |
She’s lovely! The only name that springs to mind looking at her is Snorkle.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 8, 2019 2:47 AM |
Or GROTESQUETTA
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 8, 2019 2:48 AM |
Tanny
Kae Lani
Payla
Pookie
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 8, 2019 3:36 AM |
You off your meds R76? Thank you all - well, most of you - for your suggestions. I’ve decided on a name after lots of deliberation: Neveah Queef. Isn’t it darling? x
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 8, 2019 4:24 AM |
JK. Her name’s Pauline. x
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 8, 2019 4:25 AM |
[Quote]I’ve decided on a name after lots of deliberation: Neveah Queef. Isn’t it darling? x
If you're trying to spell "heaven" backward, that would be "Nevaeh."
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 8, 2019 1:17 PM |
"She's as pretty as a 'Lady Bird.'"
Pansy is a cute name, too, and a close substitution for Penny.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 8, 2019 3:47 PM |
Cappucine!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 8, 2019 4:23 PM |
She looks like a 'Magda' to me.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 8, 2019 6:05 PM |
I second Prudence, with nickname of Prudie.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 8, 2019 6:43 PM |
[quote]Pansy is a cute name, too
Yes. I like it almost as much as Cis.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 8, 2019 6:47 PM |
R83 - It's Haeven backwards actually, I'm a maverick.
By the way, although Pauline has a feminine name, zhe will be raised gender neutral so that when zhe's of age zhe's able to choose zher own gender. x
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 8, 2019 7:37 PM |
Then why are you deadnaming xyr? You are literally committing genocide by doing so.
To read more of my profound thoughts on the matter, become one of my Patreons. My emotional labor isn’t yours for the taking.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 8, 2019 7:50 PM |
Lady Bird
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 8, 2019 8:05 PM |
Sweet little thing Rhoda. I was thinking Nina would be good, but I'm a bit late to the game. Anything with queef is hilarious though.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 8, 2019 8:09 PM |
She looks like a Sarah to me.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 8, 2019 8:20 PM |
Is she trans? Henry is a good name if she transitions.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 8, 2019 8:26 PM |
I like Pauline. Other names that would suit her: Gloria, Bernadette, Vera, Minnie, Tammy Lynn, Nadine, Viola.
If I had a male bull terrier mix, I would name him Smitty after my childhood garbage man.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 8, 2019 8:31 PM |
Mary Berry
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 8, 2019 8:37 PM |
Snarling Bag of Bones!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 8, 2019 8:39 PM |
Mary Berry was a serious contender name-wise, R96. I had visions of myself screaming “MARY!” in the dog park and decided against it. x
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 8, 2019 11:21 PM |
The names which would suit her most are STENCH, SPAZ and BITE.
Maybe RABIES too.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 9, 2019 12:13 AM |
R99 - Carry on with that caustic attitude of yours and you’ll end up dying alone because nobody will want to go near you. Sad. x
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 9, 2019 12:37 AM |
Sure, Rhoda. Because if you don't like fugly bull terriers everybody in your life abandons you! Surely there were more appealing dogs than that sour faced, hairless, inbred repulsito.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 9, 2019 10:54 AM |
Rhoda, Jr., is hardly a bull terrier, hog nostrilled r101.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 9, 2019 11:02 AM |
You could call her either Meryl or Glenn. Your choice😌
She is beautiful btw❤
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 9, 2019 11:11 AM |
She's a basic Staffie. Nothing beautiful about that.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 9, 2019 11:13 AM |
R104 I LOVE dogs and I am trying to be supportive😌 Also dogs are beautiful. They just ARE! I even thought Zsa-Zsa had her own charm -she won ugliest dog in the world, 2018 title -i would totally adopt her.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 9, 2019 11:58 AM |
R101 - I happen to think she’s perfectly beautiful as she is. I love all dogs and I’d have rehomed the lot if I could. Animals aren’t trophies or accessories you fucking troglodyte. x
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 9, 2019 2:07 PM |
My cat's name is Luna. I like it, it's very pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 9, 2019 3:30 PM |
I like the name Luna, R108. Appropriate really because most cats are fucking lunatics. x
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 9, 2019 9:08 PM |
That dog will require ass napkins. Pick up linen napkins at any antique store. Keep them in the car. Put one down before the beast kisses your lap with its little butthole and anal glands. They think it’s hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 10, 2019 2:06 PM |
^ Just wipe your dog's ass with baby wipes, that's what I do.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 10, 2019 2:28 PM |
R110 - What's a little anal juice between friends? x
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 10, 2019 2:35 PM |
This leaking dog sounds repulsive.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 11, 2019 8:35 AM |
She looks like a Mitzi to me.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 11, 2019 8:40 AM |
Ugly fucking dog, almost as ugly as weirdo Rhoda.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 11, 2019 10:15 AM |
Congratulations! You will be a great dog dad or mum!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 11, 2019 10:18 AM |
R115, agree. It leaks anal secretions all over Rhoda and she loves it. A vile looking Staffie, the favoured dog of British chavs and trailer trash.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 11, 2019 10:19 AM |
Rhoda is the “beastie” version of Erna, if you catch my drift.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 11, 2019 10:28 AM |
That dog looks nothing like a Staffie, demento at r117.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 11, 2019 10:38 AM |
Oh look, the saddo I have blocked rears its ugly head again. I can’t see your posts, honey. You’re obviously obsessed with me - leaving your bitchy little comments wherever I post. Truly pathetic! x
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 11, 2019 11:32 AM |
poop factory and hide your remote controls
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 11, 2019 12:21 PM |
Rhoda, you were the one who stalked me to the Harry Styles thread to leave your spazzy comments. You and your dog are disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 12, 2019 1:32 AM |
Rhoda is BPD
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 12, 2019 3:01 AM |
the dog is fug
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 13, 2019 2:01 AM |
I’ve never stalked anyone on this site, R122. Most people are anonymous, it would get on my nerves. I don’t care who you are! Couldn’t give a shit.
Don’t judge me by your own behaviour, you filthy rotten piece of old cunt. x
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 13, 2019 2:06 AM |
R125, you're a grotesque misogynist. I hope your stanky dog is bitten by a rabid raccoon and then bites you, you ugly fucker.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 13, 2019 2:15 AM |
Jilly.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 13, 2019 2:27 AM |
Please enlighten me as to where and when I’ve been misogynistic, R126.
I’m getting crazy dyke vibes off you. You’re batshit love, see a doctor. x
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 13, 2019 3:18 AM |
Rhoda is certifiably insane and about as funny as a Paula Poundstone show.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 13, 2019 3:23 AM |
Your references are as trite as your put downs, R129. Try harder. x
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 13, 2019 3:34 AM |
R131 please get off your damn high horse. You think your shit doesn’t stink with your references to all your WW’s. You’re really becoming pompous.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 13, 2019 3:37 AM |
Ah, I see. Nowhere on this site have I ever mentioned my WW votes, but you’ve just brought it up. You’re jealous. You just slipped up there, honey. How sad. x
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 13, 2019 3:42 AM |
R133 yes, you did. Clearly, stating all your threads, 5000 WW’s, etc. Your arrogance is daunting.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 13, 2019 3:49 AM |
Ok R134, you’re either making shit up to troll - and not doing a very good job of it - or you’re actually mentally unstable. Either way... Buh-bye. x
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 13, 2019 4:18 AM |
Is Rhoda an old British slag?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 13, 2019 4:44 AM |
[QUOTE] Please enlighten me as to where and when I’ve been misogynistic
You think 'cunt' is the ultimate insult, for a start. And 'crazy dyke'? You're a repugnant homophobe. You should call that squashed face, grotesque dog Donald after your idol.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 13, 2019 7:08 AM |
R136 I’m making shit up. I absolutely love your sassy self. I love your posts, feisty comments. I was just being a smart ass. Sometimes my humor is not always funny. My husband said you better tell him you are joking. We own a pug, too! Actually, a chug.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 14, 2019 2:14 AM |
Pugs are repulsive.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 14, 2019 3:28 AM |
Are we still talking about this?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 14, 2019 5:32 AM |