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I’m adopting!

I’m going to be a Dad in less than two weeks! I’m so excited. Her picture’s below - isn’t she gorgeous? Her name’s Penny buy I’m changing it because that’s my mum’s name. Suggestions welcome. x

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by Anonymousreply 141November 14, 2019 5:32 AM

She looks like her name could be "Queef".

by Anonymousreply 1November 7, 2019 2:01 AM

I this k she looks pretty cute...but what about that gas problem?

by Anonymousreply 2November 7, 2019 2:04 AM

Ooh, I quite like Queef. Queef Latina, like Queen Latina. I could call her Tina for short. x

by Anonymousreply 3November 7, 2019 2:04 AM

Latifa*

by Anonymousreply 4November 7, 2019 2:04 AM

Queenie is a pretty good name for a dog -- you know she's going to be treated like one. You could play Chuck Berry's song whenever she enters the room -- "Go! Go! Go! Little Queenie!"

by Anonymousreply 5November 7, 2019 2:08 AM

She looks like a Vixen to me; that baby may have you trained before you know it!

by Anonymousreply 6November 7, 2019 2:08 AM

I almost didn't open OP's link because I figured it would just be a picture of a boring baby -- no offense to human babies, but they're nowhere near as cute as OP's new doggie!

by Anonymousreply 7November 7, 2019 2:11 AM

How dare you assume me a filthy breeder, R7! She’s so cute and full of energy. I just can’t wait to get her settled in so I can spoil her rotten and take her on adventures. x

by Anonymousreply 8November 7, 2019 2:14 AM

She's adorable and has a great smile. Is she a mix ... Pug and I can't put my finger on what else?

by Anonymousreply 9November 7, 2019 2:16 AM

Tuppence

Or

the italian word for “cunt” that sounds like “moujah”

by Anonymousreply 10November 7, 2019 2:17 AM

“Mother she’s twice as pretty so I named her two-penny

by Anonymousreply 11November 7, 2019 2:19 AM

Awwww!

by Anonymousreply 12November 7, 2019 2:23 AM

How about Lulu?

by Anonymousreply 13November 7, 2019 2:25 AM

Terrier/pug mix apparently, R9. My mum said she looks like a Pauline, which I love. Tuppence is also in the running though, R10. x

by Anonymousreply 14November 7, 2019 2:26 AM

She could be a Miriam. Ms. Margolyes is a personal hero and she’s family. There’s also a bit of a resemblance, no? x

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by Anonymousreply 15November 7, 2019 2:32 AM

Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 16November 7, 2019 2:36 AM

You're not adopting, you're buying a dog

*eyeroll*

by Anonymousreply 17November 7, 2019 2:37 AM

Piss up a rope, R17.

by Anonymousreply 18November 7, 2019 2:39 AM

My dog's name is Lola, which is one of the most popular dog names in the US. She likes it and maybe your sweetie would like it, too.

by Anonymousreply 19November 7, 2019 2:41 AM

What an absolutely disgusting rescue dog with a face like a squashed turd.

by Anonymousreply 20November 7, 2019 2:42 AM

R17 - I’m getting her from a rehousing centre, sorry to piss on your bitchy bonfire. R20 - Don’t be bitter, sweetheart. Did mummy not love you enough? x

by Anonymousreply 21November 7, 2019 2:46 AM

looks like border terrier, maybe weaton. super cute!

by Anonymousreply 22November 7, 2019 2:51 AM

R21 So she's lightly used?

by Anonymousreply 23November 7, 2019 3:14 AM

OP Thanks for the heads up. I will contact Child Protective Services in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 24November 7, 2019 3:19 AM

R23 Yeah, like your arsehole. x

by Anonymousreply 25November 7, 2019 3:25 AM

She's a puggle

by Anonymousreply 26November 7, 2019 3:30 AM

I'm getting a Beelzebub vibe-- Bubbie for short?

by Anonymousreply 27November 7, 2019 3:34 AM

Nuni , like the avant garde characters on SNL

by Anonymousreply 28November 7, 2019 3:37 AM

Load of Bollocks

by Anonymousreply 29November 7, 2019 3:41 AM

There’s already a Beezlebub, R27 - say hello to Mr. Bubz. x

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by Anonymousreply 30November 7, 2019 3:42 AM

Muffy!

'Cause she looks like a Muffy.

by Anonymousreply 31November 7, 2019 3:49 AM

Ruby or Mimi or Bebe

by Anonymousreply 32November 7, 2019 3:51 AM

My late pug was named Daisy.

by Anonymousreply 33November 7, 2019 5:48 AM

So glad it is a dog.

by Anonymousreply 34November 7, 2019 6:07 AM

She looks a lot like Brandi Glanville but it’s strangely becoming on a dog. As such, she should be named “Cunt.”

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by Anonymousreply 35November 7, 2019 6:07 AM

Congratulations to you!

She's adorable, and you will have lots of good years together.

by Anonymousreply 36November 7, 2019 6:13 AM

Prudence.

by Anonymousreply 37November 7, 2019 6:18 AM

Tell the OP, buying a cat isn't adopting

by Anonymousreply 38November 7, 2019 6:33 AM

Name her "Covfefe" as this word has very deep meanings.

by Anonymousreply 39November 7, 2019 6:45 AM

Humans can understand name changes better than dogs. Have you considered changing your mom's name instead?

by Anonymousreply 40November 7, 2019 7:21 AM

R40 - I grew up with several dogs and I gave them all a dozen nicknames each. Dogs will respond to anything. As will I. x

by Anonymousreply 41November 7, 2019 1:22 PM

Not sure how to pronounce that R39 - is it Russian? x

by Anonymousreply 42November 7, 2019 1:23 PM

Dogs are free of many of our human neuroses. Changing her name will not bother the dog. She will adapt. Quickly. Especially if treats are involved.

by Anonymousreply 43November 7, 2019 1:26 PM

My advice is don't change her name, or at least don't change it too radically - you give no indication of how old she is but if she knows and responds to her current name, calling her something completely different could be confusing and mean she won't settle in as quickly.

I understand you may want to change it from Penny if that's your mum's name but consider something that sounds very similar instead like:

Jenny Lenny Gwenny

by Anonymousreply 44November 7, 2019 1:31 PM

She looks like a Mavis to me.

by Anonymousreply 45November 7, 2019 1:34 PM

Agree with UKGuy at r44. I like Jenny. Or Remy.

Or go back to the more formal Penelope and call her Nellie after DL fave Nellie Olson.

by Anonymousreply 46November 7, 2019 2:00 PM

I might call her Nancy after R44. x

by Anonymousreply 47November 7, 2019 2:08 PM

I wouldn’t just change her name as soon as she’s in my possession, I’d use both until she’s used to them and then phase out the old one. x

by Anonymousreply 48November 7, 2019 2:11 PM

Rhoda, that is not necessary. A few years back, I got a dog from a rescue organization. No one knew what her name had been. In most cases, no one knows the names of those dogs when they come into the system. They get a 'pound name' because it would be impossible to have all those dogs in your custody without names. No one could keep track of anything, if all the dogs had no names. The staff at the rescue know the names... but the dogs don't. And none of them are traumatized by this. They lack that level of reflection. Hundreds of thousands of dogs are adopted every year and none of them are having nervous breakdowns or existential crises over getting a new name. They are also getting a new human or humans. And a new home. And new routines. Most of them adapt quickly.

If you love the dog and engage the dog and keep the treats coming, you can call her anything and it won't be long before she will know her new name. But she's not attached to a name. She's attached to her new human. And to treats.

by Anonymousreply 49November 7, 2019 2:42 PM

I work with an animal rescue group and they say "adopted" instead of "sold", even though they charge an "adoption fee" to offset their expenses in caring for the animal (vet bills, food, etc.). I don't use the word myself, but it doesn't bother me to hear it applied this way -- the terms I hate are the inaccurate "mommy" and "daddy", plus the cutesy "furbaby" and "forever home". I love animals and do appreciate these people's efforts to help them, but why do so many feel compelled to babble babytalk?

by Anonymousreply 50November 7, 2019 2:57 PM

Karen Pence

by Anonymousreply 51November 7, 2019 3:00 PM

In most states, before a court will legally change a dog's name, you need to publish notice of the intended name change in a newspaper.

by Anonymousreply 52November 7, 2019 3:00 PM

Liza Round......

by Anonymousreply 53November 7, 2019 3:12 PM

Anita Bone

by Anonymousreply 54November 7, 2019 3:31 PM

Yes, R52 -- that's so the dog's real Mommy and Daddy have notice and an opportunity to object. Also to protect the dog's creditors and any unacknowledged bastard children from losing track of the dog's whereabouts.

by Anonymousreply 55November 7, 2019 3:31 PM

I still like Queef. Little Queefy.

by Anonymousreply 56November 7, 2019 3:34 PM

Goldie

by Anonymousreply 57November 7, 2019 3:40 PM

Eleanor. She looks like an Eleanor; smart but friendly.

by Anonymousreply 58November 7, 2019 4:00 PM

R58, do you mean like Eleanor Roosevelt? I think she'd be pleased.

by Anonymousreply 59November 7, 2019 4:18 PM

she definitely has a classic name face. isadore

emma

I like the above mentioned Eleanor

but, my pick is.... ENDORA!

by Anonymousreply 60November 7, 2019 5:07 PM

I like Emma too.

by Anonymousreply 61November 7, 2019 5:16 PM

Abigail , Mamie, or Melania.

by Anonymousreply 62November 7, 2019 6:04 PM

Grotesquia

Repulsita

Fuglimia

by Anonymousreply 63November 7, 2019 7:57 PM

Whatever you name her, I’m wishing you both many years of happiness, OP.

We’ve had ours for 18 months, and she has brought us profound joy. I’m hoping the same for you.

by Anonymousreply 64November 7, 2019 8:05 PM

Congrats, OP. What a lovely thing to do. Please consider getting pet insurance.

by Anonymousreply 65November 7, 2019 11:09 PM

She's gorgeous!! She looks exactly like my dog to the point that I was taken aback when scrolling! Congratulations, Rhoda!

by Anonymousreply 66November 7, 2019 11:41 PM

Puggles

by Anonymousreply 67November 7, 2019 11:44 PM

Congratulations!

by Anonymousreply 68November 7, 2019 11:51 PM

I like Delilah. She looks like a Delilah.

by Anonymousreply 69November 8, 2019 12:31 AM

I agree with UKguy, but I would also advise living with her for a few weeks and just observing her personality.

by Anonymousreply 70November 8, 2019 12:49 AM

R69 that awful cringe inducing song of the mid 2000s ruined the name. Even for a pet.

by Anonymousreply 71November 8, 2019 1:01 AM

Francine.

by Anonymousreply 72November 8, 2019 2:17 AM

I 'm partial to Hyacinth Bucket.

by Anonymousreply 73November 8, 2019 2:33 AM

LaQueefa

by Anonymousreply 74November 8, 2019 2:37 AM

Is she house broken? If not, name her Stains.

by Anonymousreply 75November 8, 2019 2:43 AM

ARE THESE SCABROUS RESCUE DOGS FREE?

DO YOU CHOOSE THE BREED OR JUST ACCEPT THE FIRST NEEDY MUTT?

YOU ARE BUYING A DOG NOT ADOPTING.

by Anonymousreply 76November 8, 2019 2:45 AM

Call her SPAZITA because she looks full of ugly mad energy and will no doubt wreck your entire house.

by Anonymousreply 77November 8, 2019 2:46 AM

She’s lovely! The only name that springs to mind looking at her is Snorkle.

by Anonymousreply 78November 8, 2019 2:47 AM

Or GROTESQUETTA

by Anonymousreply 79November 8, 2019 2:48 AM

Tanny

Kae Lani

Payla

Pookie

by Anonymousreply 80November 8, 2019 3:36 AM

You off your meds R76? Thank you all - well, most of you - for your suggestions. I’ve decided on a name after lots of deliberation: Neveah Queef. Isn’t it darling? x

by Anonymousreply 81November 8, 2019 4:24 AM

JK. Her name’s Pauline. x

by Anonymousreply 82November 8, 2019 4:25 AM

[Quote]I’ve decided on a name after lots of deliberation: Neveah Queef. Isn’t it darling? x

If you're trying to spell "heaven" backward, that would be "Nevaeh."

by Anonymousreply 83November 8, 2019 1:17 PM

"She's as pretty as a 'Lady Bird.'"

Pansy is a cute name, too, and a close substitution for Penny.

by Anonymousreply 84November 8, 2019 3:47 PM

Cappucine!

by Anonymousreply 85November 8, 2019 4:23 PM

She looks like a 'Magda' to me.

by Anonymousreply 86November 8, 2019 6:05 PM

I second Prudence, with nickname of Prudie.

by Anonymousreply 87November 8, 2019 6:43 PM

[quote]Pansy is a cute name, too

Yes. I like it almost as much as Cis.

by Anonymousreply 88November 8, 2019 6:47 PM

R83 - It's Haeven backwards actually, I'm a maverick.

By the way, although Pauline has a feminine name, zhe will be raised gender neutral so that when zhe's of age zhe's able to choose zher own gender. x

by Anonymousreply 89November 8, 2019 7:37 PM

Then why are you deadnaming xyr? You are literally committing genocide by doing so.

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by Anonymousreply 90November 8, 2019 7:50 PM

Lady Bird

by Anonymousreply 91November 8, 2019 8:05 PM

Sweet little thing Rhoda. I was thinking Nina would be good, but I'm a bit late to the game. Anything with queef is hilarious though.

by Anonymousreply 92November 8, 2019 8:09 PM

She looks like a Sarah to me.

by Anonymousreply 93November 8, 2019 8:20 PM

Is she trans? Henry is a good name if she transitions.

by Anonymousreply 94November 8, 2019 8:26 PM

I like Pauline. Other names that would suit her: Gloria, Bernadette, Vera, Minnie, Tammy Lynn, Nadine, Viola.

If I had a male bull terrier mix, I would name him Smitty after my childhood garbage man.

by Anonymousreply 95November 8, 2019 8:31 PM

Mary Berry

by Anonymousreply 96November 8, 2019 8:37 PM

Snarling Bag of Bones!

by Anonymousreply 97November 8, 2019 8:39 PM

Mary Berry was a serious contender name-wise, R96. I had visions of myself screaming “MARY!” in the dog park and decided against it. x

by Anonymousreply 98November 8, 2019 11:21 PM

The names which would suit her most are STENCH, SPAZ and BITE.

Maybe RABIES too.

by Anonymousreply 99November 9, 2019 12:13 AM

R99 - Carry on with that caustic attitude of yours and you’ll end up dying alone because nobody will want to go near you. Sad. x

by Anonymousreply 100November 9, 2019 12:37 AM

Sure, Rhoda. Because if you don't like fugly bull terriers everybody in your life abandons you! Surely there were more appealing dogs than that sour faced, hairless, inbred repulsito.

by Anonymousreply 101November 9, 2019 10:54 AM

Rhoda, Jr., is hardly a bull terrier, hog nostrilled r101.

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by Anonymousreply 102November 9, 2019 11:02 AM

You could call her either Meryl or Glenn. Your choice😌

She is beautiful btw❤

by Anonymousreply 103November 9, 2019 11:11 AM

She's a basic Staffie. Nothing beautiful about that.

by Anonymousreply 104November 9, 2019 11:13 AM

bull terrier

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by Anonymousreply 105November 9, 2019 11:17 AM

R104 I LOVE dogs and I am trying to be supportive😌 Also dogs are beautiful. They just ARE! I even thought Zsa-Zsa had her own charm -she won ugliest dog in the world, 2018 title -i would totally adopt her.

by Anonymousreply 106November 9, 2019 11:58 AM

R101 - I happen to think she’s perfectly beautiful as she is. I love all dogs and I’d have rehomed the lot if I could. Animals aren’t trophies or accessories you fucking troglodyte. x

by Anonymousreply 107November 9, 2019 2:07 PM

My cat's name is Luna. I like it, it's very pretty.

by Anonymousreply 108November 9, 2019 3:30 PM

I like the name Luna, R108. Appropriate really because most cats are fucking lunatics. x

by Anonymousreply 109November 9, 2019 9:08 PM

That dog will require ass napkins. Pick up linen napkins at any antique store. Keep them in the car. Put one down before the beast kisses your lap with its little butthole and anal glands. They think it’s hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 110November 10, 2019 2:06 PM

^ Just wipe your dog's ass with baby wipes, that's what I do.

by Anonymousreply 111November 10, 2019 2:28 PM

R110 - What's a little anal juice between friends? x

by Anonymousreply 112November 10, 2019 2:35 PM

This leaking dog sounds repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 113November 11, 2019 8:35 AM

She looks like a Mitzi to me.

by Anonymousreply 114November 11, 2019 8:40 AM

Ugly fucking dog, almost as ugly as weirdo Rhoda.

by Anonymousreply 115November 11, 2019 10:15 AM

Congratulations! You will be a great dog dad or mum!

by Anonymousreply 116November 11, 2019 10:18 AM

R115, agree. It leaks anal secretions all over Rhoda and she loves it. A vile looking Staffie, the favoured dog of British chavs and trailer trash.

by Anonymousreply 117November 11, 2019 10:19 AM

Rhoda is the “beastie” version of Erna, if you catch my drift.

by Anonymousreply 118November 11, 2019 10:28 AM

That dog looks nothing like a Staffie, demento at r117.

by Anonymousreply 119November 11, 2019 10:38 AM

Oh look, the saddo I have blocked rears its ugly head again. I can’t see your posts, honey. You’re obviously obsessed with me - leaving your bitchy little comments wherever I post. Truly pathetic! x

by Anonymousreply 120November 11, 2019 11:32 AM

poop factory and hide your remote controls

by Anonymousreply 121November 11, 2019 12:21 PM

Rhoda, you were the one who stalked me to the Harry Styles thread to leave your spazzy comments. You and your dog are disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 122November 12, 2019 1:32 AM

Rhoda is BPD

by Anonymousreply 123November 12, 2019 3:01 AM

the dog is fug

by Anonymousreply 124November 13, 2019 2:01 AM

I’ve never stalked anyone on this site, R122. Most people are anonymous, it would get on my nerves. I don’t care who you are! Couldn’t give a shit.

Don’t judge me by your own behaviour, you filthy rotten piece of old cunt. x

by Anonymousreply 125November 13, 2019 2:06 AM

R125, you're a grotesque misogynist. I hope your stanky dog is bitten by a rabid raccoon and then bites you, you ugly fucker.

by Anonymousreply 126November 13, 2019 2:15 AM

Jilly.

by Anonymousreply 127November 13, 2019 2:27 AM

Please enlighten me as to where and when I’ve been misogynistic, R126.

I’m getting crazy dyke vibes off you. You’re batshit love, see a doctor. x

by Anonymousreply 128November 13, 2019 3:18 AM

Rhoda is certifiably insane and about as funny as a Paula Poundstone show.

by Anonymousreply 129November 13, 2019 3:23 AM

Yahoo!!

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by Anonymousreply 130November 13, 2019 3:32 AM

Your references are as trite as your put downs, R129. Try harder. x

by Anonymousreply 131November 13, 2019 3:34 AM

R131 please get off your damn high horse. You think your shit doesn’t stink with your references to all your WW’s. You’re really becoming pompous.

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by Anonymousreply 132November 13, 2019 3:37 AM

Ah, I see. Nowhere on this site have I ever mentioned my WW votes, but you’ve just brought it up. You’re jealous. You just slipped up there, honey. How sad. x

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by Anonymousreply 133November 13, 2019 3:42 AM

R133 yes, you did. Clearly, stating all your threads, 5000 WW’s, etc. Your arrogance is daunting.

by Anonymousreply 134November 13, 2019 3:49 AM

R133 just ease up.

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by Anonymousreply 135November 13, 2019 3:52 AM

Ok R134, you’re either making shit up to troll - and not doing a very good job of it - or you’re actually mentally unstable. Either way... Buh-bye. x

by Anonymousreply 136November 13, 2019 4:18 AM

Is Rhoda an old British slag?

by Anonymousreply 137November 13, 2019 4:44 AM

[QUOTE] Please enlighten me as to where and when I’ve been misogynistic

You think 'cunt' is the ultimate insult, for a start. And 'crazy dyke'? You're a repugnant homophobe. You should call that squashed face, grotesque dog Donald after your idol.

by Anonymousreply 138November 13, 2019 7:08 AM

R136 I’m making shit up. I absolutely love your sassy self. I love your posts, feisty comments. I was just being a smart ass. Sometimes my humor is not always funny. My husband said you better tell him you are joking. We own a pug, too! Actually, a chug.

by Anonymousreply 139November 14, 2019 2:14 AM

Pugs are repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 140November 14, 2019 3:28 AM

Are we still talking about this?

by Anonymousreply 141November 14, 2019 5:32 AM
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