What the fuck is a "Billie Eilish"?

I think it’s someone the mass market is supposed to think is a talented independent artiste, like that Ed Shearin dude.

It's like Rita Ora or Iggy Azaela but with a boy's name. In other words, something that will be gone in two years.

I believe it's a poached egg with ham on an english muffin.

Oh hardeeharhar, girls. 600 million+ views. A teen could not be more cool.

I would have loved her schtick when I was a teenager

I can’t believe I am saying this, but it’s fucking impossible to understand a word she is singing.

The youtube vid has subtitles, gramps. Click the first box.

She's this decade's Joan Jett.

Billie Jean King? FIFTEEN - ALL, LOVE-THIRTY, DEUCE, GAME SET MATCH!

It's what Ke$ha❇️ was 10 years ago.

It's Lorde v2.0 but of somewhat inferior quality.

She is an industry plant.

She is an industry plant.

my friend's son's girlfriend is evidently her manager.

R14 We want details.

R14, which one is the girlfriend since her managerS are two dudes?

perhaps she is the publicist. They recently left Brooklyn to move to LA to take on this gig.

I was just asking some co-workers why this Billie Eilish person is so huge right now. I seriously do NOT understand why.

None of her songs manage to hook me.

They actually moved from NY to LA to manage this?

I won't lie.

I really do like her hit "Bad Guy."

It's "dark" and "funky."

An insecure singer who released sad songs that depressed, fake deep Gen Zers consume like meth. The only song of hers that I like is 6 Feet Under.

I like DIY bedroom lo-fi but I'm a bit old for it. I thought her second song on SNL with the guitar player singing, too, was prettyish.

R22 Try "Ocean eyes" It's a really good song.

It's a fad, a trend, a flash in the pan, a one hit wonder.

It’s just a matter of time before Cara Delevingne tries to fuck this girl.

Does Cara scissor fat girls? Bravo!

I like her. Bury a friend is disturbing and strangely fun. She interviewed about the song with her brother, her lyrical collaborator and the man who writes most of the music, and they stated that it was from the perspective of the 'monster under the bed.' It made perfect sense after that.

Does Billie spend a lot of time traversing the Upside Down?

I'd never heard of this before but I caught her on SNL (which I hadn't watched in years and it was very unfunny) and couldn't understand a word she was singing. Talk about mushmouth. She also looked quite ugly and ridiculous.

Is this what passes as music now?

Fiona Apple 2.0

Halsey is Beethoven compared to this idiot

A poser singer.

Fiona Apple's music has too much personality to be the template for this focus group creation.

It's the equivalent of those dreary YA novels where someone is depressed, dying or what have you, you know music for upper middle class suburban high school girls who think they are the most screwed up people in the world because they didn't manage to snag some equally boring guy and their lives are, like so over and not worth living. You know, they are so "different" than those other "stupid" girls who are happy with their lives, so "dark", "artistic", "not giving a shit about all this crap around them", and "misunderstood."

Hopefully she'll be a one-year wonder.

Her brother’s the brains and talent behind this chick.

Is she another Lana Del Rey?

OP, I’m usually the one that derides this Billie Ellish creation in threads, you stole my thunder.

Yeah very Lana Del Rey Jr.

She even says that the only person she's obsessed with is LDR.

She’s okay. Lana Del Ray is far superior, and Fiona Apple is better than both. It’s all angsty teen girl music but they’re fine.

There needs to be a big music resurgence. All this Simon Cowbell packaged pop shit is horrible.