Roger Stone's trial starts today.

What happened to his shoe polish hair dye?

Wants to look elderly and respectable in court?

Good luck with that, slimeball.

I'd never make it through the jury selection process. I'd say loud and clear: this crooked mother fucker should be dangling at the end of a rope, loud enough for Stone to hear. I'd love to see the reaction on his face.

Will his “grandson” Nick be there?

[quote]What happened to his shoe polish hair dye?

I think you're thinking of Manafort. Stone has had white hair for a while now.

MESS!

Girl so faggy!

Just Another Cockgobbler.

LOL, Judge Jackson offered The Penguin some of her Imodium when he complained of food poisoning.

From the prosecutor's opening statement, courtesy of Vox's Andrew Prokop:

Just after the Democratic National Committee announced it had been hacked by the Russian government, Roger Stone placed a call — to Donald Trump. Doesn’t know what was said.

Stone called Trump again on July 31. They spoke for about ten minutes. About an hour later, Stone emailed Corsi again, to say that a friend of theirs in London should see Assange.

After getting message from Corsi on Assange’s plans, Roger Stone emailed chairman of the Trump campaign, Paul Manafort on August 3. That he had an idea — in his words, “to save Trump’s ass.”

Stone also emailed Bannon saying he knew how to win this, but "it ain't pretty."

"Prepare to die," Stone texted to Randy Credico

A vile man in action and appearance- he's almost as bad as Roy Cohn- not as smart and not as effective a gutter dwelling power monger. So funny that he was interviewed in the Cohn docu "Where's My Roy Cohn?"

"So funny that he was interviewed in the Cohn docu "Where's My Roy Cohn?"

He's so clueless that as he snarks about Cohn's perpetual tan, he's sitting on camera darker than Cory Booker.

And how does a man have white hair and dark roots?

He’s obviously a true sociopath, but part of me wonders if he just does it for constant relentless attention. The desperate need to be in the spotlight no matter what. He calls himself a dirty trickster but he’s not even that good at his games because he’s already been to jail once and will almost certainly die in jail now. What exactly fuels people like this? He’s also rat ass broke now too. What goes through their heads?

Guilty on all seven counts.

BREAKING: Roger Stone, a former Trump campaign official and longtime practitioner of the political dark arts, was found guilty on Friday of lying to Congress.

BREAKING: Jury: Longtime Trump adviser Roger Stone guilty of lying to the US Congress, obstructing justice and witness tampering. NBCNews.com

Trump doesn't know him. He was just the coffee boy.

Will he go to prison? Trump will pardon him, we know that. Could someone cut his nasty little throat?

Hahahahahahahaha hahaha

I hope he gets decades in prison.

And if Trump pardons him, New York goes after him.

I think the best thing about the trial besides this was the judge slamming a "no Tweeting" order on this idiot.

His family is probably happy to see him go.

BREAKING: Trump associate Roger Stone found guilty of witness tampering, lying to Congress about his attempts to contact WikiLeaks.

Breaking News: Roger Stone, a friend of President Trump, was found guilty in a trial that revived the saga of Russia’s efforts to help Trump’s 2016 campaign

Perhaps while in prison he can get Trump's face tattooed on his chest to match the Nixon on his back.

All of these people should have stayed their asses out of politics. Because now look at them. Even William barr is distancing himself from Trump.

The whole damn ship is going down.

Trump pardoning him would definitely provide some news cycle distractions from impeachment.

Longtime Trump friend and associate Roger Stone is guilty of ALL seven counts brought by the Justice Department, a victory for special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation.

Ugh, why do we have to wait until Feb 4 for sentencing?

He would slit my throat, but I think he is a hot muscular daddy

Hahahaha

Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence · 8m Richard Nixon is finally going to prison. On Roger Stone’s back.

Roger Stone joins a notable list of former Trump aides convicted of lying to federal authorities.

It includes: Rick Gates, Michael Flynn, Michael Cohen, and George Papadopoulos.

Pardon coming. Soon.

You're in the shithouse now pal!

ABC News' @ajdukakis was in the court room when the verdict in the Roger Stone case was announced: "He looked extremely upset when he was found guilty of all seven counts. He faces a statutory maximum of up to 50 years in jail."

He should die in prison.

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Rep. Ted Lieu:

Decision by the jury to find Roger Stone GUILTY on all counts shows no one is above the law, including all the President's Men. Also shows that prosecutors take very seriously the crimes of:

Lying to Congress

Obstruction

Witness Tampering

cc: @realDonaldTrump

#FridayThoughts

You can just hear his outrage: How dare those piss ant juror convict me, a wealthy white man. Wealthy old white men don't have to obey laws, laws are for the little people, not American patriots like me."

When will Trump pardon him?

R34, Trump thinks they’re all against him. He’s paranoid.

Trump won’t pardon him. He’ll disavow knowing him and call him a loser, just give it time. Roger Stone is all phony artifice like Manafort. They’ll rot in jail because they’re not up to Dump’s exacting standards of wealth and beauty. He’s done with them, now they’ll die in jail. Anyone thinking he’ll pardon them is deluded. He won’t resign either. He’ll steal off to Moscow in the dead of night and leave his family holding the bag.

Will Trump just die of a heart attack already? He's in his 70's, abusing stimulants and eating at McDonald's every day.

r40, that's the wild card in all this, isn't it?

R39, Manafort, Cohen and now Stone. They were all loyal to Trump and did his dirty work. He now has a new crew. A crew that even after seeing what he does to the people who are no longer of use to him, will still do Trump's dirty work. They never learn and deserve everything that will undoubtably be coming to them.

I bet Trump is probably scared to pardon all of him morons who are in or going to prison because of their association with Trump.

He's probably thinking of the post white house implications of pardoning them while he's in the white house. He's pissed off a lot of powerful people in DC and NYC, so he really has to thread lightly with the pardons.

He'd smart to just leave it alone at this point.

Exactly r43. That bloated sack isn’t pardoning anyone. In fact, he’s probably planning his escape route to Moscow from Walter Reed as we speak.

Where are the serial killing, insane nurses when you need one?

I kid, I kid.