Happy Birthday, Matthew McConaughey!

IFHH

Those are some dinasour arms he’s got there.

Eeeewwwww, hard pass.

Trump loving weirdo, NEXT!

He's a good old boy. And they are hawt.

I always thought him hot in a white trashy sorta way,but every since someone pointed out his terradactyl arms I just cant unsee it !

He's not white trash. He's from middle class Southern WASP background.

I know for a fact that he's fucked around with guys before he settled down with his wife. But somehow he's never in the gay gossip radar.

R8 [quote] I know for a fact that he's fucked around with guys

Do tell!

He's never done a fucking thing for me, looks-wise or acting-wise.

Those are T-Rex arms?

Pterodactyl arms would actually be pretty impressive R6.

Batshit crazy, notoriously bad personal hygiene, but undeniably smoking hot body in his prime.

I'm sure he's a fun fuck.

[quote]I know for a fact that he's fucked around with guys before he settled down with his wife. But somehow he's never in the gay gossip radar.

Before he got married and we more or less lost interest in him, the conventional wisdom here was that he's at least bi. The only real "evidence," as it were, was his nude bongo party with Cole Hauser, but he pinged a lot of peoples bi-dar.

Lawtta LAWRR breakahs heeyah...

Adore him, although he picks bad films. That Vanity Fair cover back in 1996 was hotter than hell.

Adore him, although he picks bad films. That Vanity Fair cover back in 1996 was hotter than hell.

He is a gorgeous man, and magnetic onscreen, though he has a very limited range. He's like Elizabeth Taylor, though, in that he can be fantastic within that range so long as he doesn't rely too much on mannerisms and easy charm.

I wonder how much Ford pays him for those ads.

R6 yes, emphasis on - white trash.

R8 because no self respecting honorable gay is going to admit to hooking up with that douche bag. Totally tarnishes your gay card.

R20 too much

R23 Lincoln is doing well though, sales are way up.

They've kept him on, so they must see him as being an effective image for the brand.

His narration is so douchey and affected in his latest Lincoln ad.

Tina Fey was on Stern years ago and said when he hosted SNL he would come to the pitch meetings wrapped in a sarong and nothing else. She said his personal hygiene was disgusting, he reeked of crotch/ass funk.

Hopefully, he will come out of the closet now.

Sure- in a sarong. He was hot- but he's kind of gotten sleezy-looking. It's hard to put a finger on because he remains fit. He just looks creepy and his gritty whisper-voice is getting really old. I can't figure him out other than he's just real self involved.

He can jump out of a cake any time for me.

His face never recovered from losing all that weight for Dallas Buyers Club. That said, he was hot as hell in Magic Mike. But if he's really that stanky in real life, no thanks.

Apparently he stunk up the Lincolns in his ads too. That's just gross. I wonder if his wife is also hygiene-challenged to be able to put up with his funk.

There's a real arrogance in refusing to respect basic hygiene expectations.

The personal hygiene thing is real. His party (of all guys) was seated next to our party (of all guys) in Austin probably 10 years ago on an OUTDOOR patio at a restaurant and I could smell him. Seriously.

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r31 just reading that article made me want to take a shower.