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Heather Locklear is writing a tell-all book based on her recent rehab diaries.

What will be her most shocking reveal?

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by Anonymousreply 57November 5, 2019 12:27 AM

The drugs are better in rehab.

by Anonymousreply 1November 4, 2019 2:37 AM

She's been wearing wigs for the past decade.

by Anonymousreply 2November 4, 2019 2:39 AM

At her lowest point, she wrote her name over and over again in her own poo!

by Anonymousreply 3November 4, 2019 2:41 AM

The threeway with Alison and Billy on Melrose Place.

by Anonymousreply 4November 4, 2019 2:41 AM

She's a damn mess. She been having break downs continuously for about 2 years and she just got out of rehab about an hour ago and now she's going to write a book about it?

Forget this book Heather. Get your shit together and then a year after that you can write a book. Writing one now while you're still a mess just screams you are desperate for money and not concerned about getting healthy

by Anonymousreply 5November 4, 2019 2:44 AM

Dear diary...

by Anonymousreply 6November 4, 2019 2:47 AM

She is/was one of the most beautiful and desirable women on TV and had a good run, with a string of successful TV shows. She must not be hurting for cash either. What went wrong?

by Anonymousreply 7November 4, 2019 2:51 AM

that she has actually, at least once, fucked someone with less than an 8 inch dick.

by Anonymousreply 8November 4, 2019 2:58 AM

She looks marginally less strange than a few years ago, has she had some new work done?

by Anonymousreply 9November 4, 2019 3:07 AM

She needs the money and some publicity.

by Anonymousreply 10November 4, 2019 3:29 AM

That she played Cordelia to William Shatner's Lear at Burt Reynold's Dinner Theater in 1991.

by Anonymousreply 11November 4, 2019 3:31 AM

That was her highest point, r3.

by Anonymousreply 12November 4, 2019 3:38 AM

Her vestigal penis.

by Anonymousreply 13November 4, 2019 3:40 AM

To answer OP’s question, her most shocking revelation: she is attempting a comeback!

by Anonymousreply 14November 4, 2019 3:44 AM

John Forsythe poked her in the cooter.

by Anonymousreply 15November 4, 2019 3:45 AM

That her favorite movies are "Days of Wine and Roses", "28 Days", and "Heathers".

by Anonymousreply 16November 4, 2019 3:50 AM

She was played by an actress named Rebekah Graf in the Netflix movie about Motley Crue. She looks just like Heather and is an incredibly sweet person.

by Anonymousreply 17November 4, 2019 3:54 AM

That she's had more babies yanked out of her than a burning orphanage?

by Anonymousreply 18November 4, 2019 3:54 AM

That she and Charli Sheen molested her daughter.

by Anonymousreply 19November 4, 2019 4:33 AM

With everything that is going on right now, this former A list mostly television actress (MD) who all of you know, wanted to talk about something that has been bothering her for almost two decades. When she confronted this former A+ list mostly television actor (ML) about it, he threatened not only her life, but also with financial ruin from his legal team. He also said that even if she managed to let people know, that he could take her down with him.

Here is what happened. Back in the day MD and ML were co-stars. They were both cheating on their significant others. ML and MD shared a love of talking about age inappropriate sex and roleplayed it and even watched child porn together. They did this for years. Then, they started talking about it for real. The next thing you know, they were having sex with an offspring of MD when the offspring was probably in kindergarten or just before. This went on for about six months to a year before the show ended and the two co-stars drifted apart.

Now, the person ML was with at the time in a relationship would help him with his fantasies but drew the line at finding someone real and had no idea that ML had been sexually molesting and abusing a young child.

Fast forward a bit more and ML and MD end up together again in a drug induced haze and they take turns abusing MD's offspring again. This time the offspring decides to tell someone and tells her dad.

The dad does not go public but does split with MD and takes the offspring with him. He also shares the info with the significant other of ML who also walks away from the relationship she had with ML.

Fast forward a few more years. ML and MD no longer get together because ML has found another woman in his life who shares the same fantasies and is also willing to do it in real life too. She offers up her offspring. A boy this time. When the boy tries to fight them, ML and the woman force him to take some drugs to make him more compliant. They screw him up to the point with drugs, where he will probably be messed up his entire life.

As for MD's offspring? She is a mess. Years and years of therapy and being forced into silence by everyone close to her. She has been in and out of rehab and has tried to kill herself. She is being used by men two and three times her age. So, MD may be talking now, but she never spoke before, and she is as guilty as ML.

by Anonymousreply 20November 4, 2019 4:40 AM

R20 Holy shit. This is nauseating. I hope it's is just another sick completely made-up BI, because that shit is horrible.

by Anonymousreply 21November 4, 2019 4:56 AM

She’ll be dead before then.

by Anonymousreply 22November 4, 2019 5:15 AM

It’s the National Enquirer. Trump rag.

by Anonymousreply 23November 4, 2019 5:16 AM

Well, Denise Richards filed for divorce from Charlie Sheen in 2005, while Heather Locklear filed for divorce from Richie Sambora in 2006.

by Anonymousreply 24November 4, 2019 5:35 AM

[quote]What went wrong?

Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope.

by Anonymousreply 25November 4, 2019 6:28 AM

R3 Scandalous! Even I only wrote my name in poo once or twice. Certainly not over and over again!

by Anonymousreply 26November 4, 2019 7:56 AM

She's never looked bad, even in her mug shots, I don't know how she does it. She's bordering on too much work but she's still pretty.

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by Anonymousreply 27November 4, 2019 8:43 AM

That blind item doesn't seem to be about her, the timelines don't add up. I mean I think they wrote it to make you think it was about her, but the daughter wasn't the right age and the divorce from Sambora didn't happen at the right time for it to make sense.

by Anonymousreply 28November 4, 2019 8:54 AM

Sorry, she does not look "pretty" at R27.

by Anonymousreply 29November 4, 2019 4:42 PM

That she only dated David Spade for the drugs.

by Anonymousreply 30November 4, 2019 4:52 PM

Spade, despite his squirrelly appearance, is supposed to be horse hung. I guess if other cocks stretched you out you can only go for the bigguns.

by Anonymousreply 31November 4, 2019 4:53 PM

Yes, but there were certainly other big dicks she could have fucked with that didn't you know... look like David Spade!

by Anonymousreply 32November 4, 2019 4:54 PM

True, but I mean, big dick + drugs = it was either Spade or Andy Dick.

Which means even Heather had boundaries and she picked Spade instead. LOL

by Anonymousreply 33November 4, 2019 4:57 PM

She has a large house, maybe she's writing a book for the $$.

But I'm sure she still has plenty of $$. She's been on a lot of tv shows over the decades.

by Anonymousreply 34November 4, 2019 5:13 PM

Why do you all think that just because she has TV money that she's got plenty of money?

Plenty of money gets wasted when snorted up the nose, folks.

by Anonymousreply 35November 4, 2019 5:25 PM

R35 Oprah is rich and most of her $$ is TV $$.

So there you go

by Anonymousreply 36November 4, 2019 5:45 PM

Yeah, R36... is Oprah a drug addict with repeated stings in rehab?

So there you go.

by Anonymousreply 37November 4, 2019 5:46 PM

*stints, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 38November 4, 2019 5:46 PM

No, Oprah's just a fat whore with an addiction to mashed potatoes, french fries, and Gayle's cooter.

by Anonymousreply 39November 4, 2019 5:47 PM

Food can function like a drug.

by Anonymousreply 40November 4, 2019 5:49 PM

A bag of potato chips is much cheaper than a bag of cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 41November 4, 2019 5:51 PM

She got HIV from Charlie Sheen.

by Anonymousreply 42November 4, 2019 5:51 PM

And Ellen DeGeneres too.

So there go.

by Anonymousreply 43November 4, 2019 5:54 PM

And Rachel Ray too.

So there you go.

by Anonymousreply 44November 4, 2019 5:55 PM

And Barbara Walters too.

So there you go.

by Anonymousreply 45November 4, 2019 5:55 PM

Someone's brain dead and missed the point.

by Anonymousreply 46November 4, 2019 5:58 PM

So there you go!

by Anonymousreply 47November 4, 2019 5:58 PM

I'm hoping for something along the lines of.....

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by Anonymousreply 48November 4, 2019 6:00 PM

She most likely snorted her money away what's so hard to understand about that?

Was she ever even on a series that would have made her big syndication money?

by Anonymousreply 49November 4, 2019 6:04 PM

Who says she needs $$?.maybe she just want to get her story out there.

by Anonymousreply 50November 4, 2019 6:07 PM

She’ll do the talk show circuit and act like some god damned expert and try to tell everyone else what they need to do to conquer addiction.

by Anonymousreply 51November 4, 2019 6:11 PM

R51 No your talking about Dr Drew. I can't stand him, he's such damn fame whore. Every time something happens with a celebrity he has his mug all over the tv networks.

He really makes sick. Dr Phil too.

I love Oprah, but damn with Dr Phil. I just can't stand him. Especially after the whole dina lohan debacle. He was low for that.

Some dr, huh.

by Anonymousreply 52November 4, 2019 6:22 PM

I think she is HIV positive

by Anonymousreply 53November 4, 2019 7:15 PM

She seemed to be someone who worked hard and played hard with very little scandal, but alas! It seems to have caught up to her once and for all. She’s pretty good in whatever she’s in, however her turn as Amanda in Melrose Place grants her legendary status.

by Anonymousreply 54November 4, 2019 11:18 PM

She will reveal that her life went to hell when she stopped drawing hot big cock.

by Anonymousreply 55November 5, 2019 12:10 AM

I didn't know she was an artist.

by Anonymousreply 56November 5, 2019 12:12 AM

Why not? She needs money, and it might be therapeutic. I've seen a couple of her interviews over the year, and she's always seemed funny and down to earth. People who are nostalgic for 80s culture will probably like the book. She could probably spill lots of tea. She starred on TJ Hooker with William Shatner for years. Then there was Dynasty. What was it like behind the scenes? I'd be interested to know. And then, Melrose Place. Spin City.

And don't forget about her lovelife. She married Tommy Lee. His band's book and movie, The Dirt, were hits. Maybe she can give some insight into Motley Crue. Did she hang out with them? In the Dirt, Lee admitted said he cheated on Heather, and she found out about it from a make-up person on Dynasty. Then she was married to Richie Sambora, the guitarist from Bon Jovi (and Cher's ex).

by Anonymousreply 57November 5, 2019 12:27 AM
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