In The King. He did acknowledge Timmy’s big balls.
Robert Pattinson ridicules Timmy Chalamet’s tinymeat
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 15, 2020 12:51 AM |
Pedo thread
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 2, 2019 11:58 PM |
Link please, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 2, 2019 11:59 PM |
He's a boy child . Leave him alone.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 3, 2019 12:03 AM |
The King is a terrible movie and Timmy is terrible in it.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 3, 2019 12:05 AM |
Timmy’s a fine actor but the attempts to turn him into an indie sex object are ridiculous. He’s ludicrously unattractive.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 3, 2019 12:06 AM |
R4, I’m watching it now and think it’s pretty good.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 3, 2019 12:07 AM |
What the reviews seem to say is that Timmy is not really ready to be a serious leading man.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 3, 2019 12:08 AM |
It’s hard to look at him and see Henry. He still looks like a little french-american boy.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 3, 2019 12:09 AM |
Pattinson should talk, with his infamous "can't get it up without something up the ass" troubles.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 3, 2019 12:11 AM |
R1 R3 Need to shove a lava lamp in all of their holes.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 3, 2019 12:11 AM |
I'm not going to do a full review but the fact that Dean-Charles Chapman , who has a full on London accent in real life, can convincingly pull off an RP and TC pathetically can't says all one needs to know about this production and him.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 3, 2019 12:12 AM |
The King is a more thought provoking than are majority of those who’ll see it.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 3, 2019 12:13 AM |
R11 Honestly, no one in this movie should be speaking RP as it is anachronistic for the time period.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 3, 2019 12:17 AM |
Pattinson is probably jealous that Timmy has a nice cut cock compared to Rob's elephant trunk.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 3, 2019 12:18 AM |
Team Elio.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 3, 2019 12:21 AM |
r13 If you want time period then no one in the cast could understood as the 15th century was only the beginning of the Great Vowel Shift. The best we can hope for is consistency within Henry's family and peers.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 3, 2019 12:39 AM |
If he thinks I have tinymeat what does he think of Armie’s?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 3, 2019 12:54 AM |
The Battle of Agincourt scene is well done.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 3, 2019 1:06 AM |
If Timmy ever shows cock DL will implode.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 3, 2019 1:18 AM |
Timothy literally has a rat-face. He's so ugly. Has he EVER made anyone money?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 3, 2019 1:19 AM |
Why did the director of CMBYN hire Timmy & Armie anyway? They both refused to go full frontal. Why didn't he hire actors who would be willing to show cock?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 3, 2019 1:29 AM |
R21 CMBYN cost about $3.5 million to produce. It's global revenue was around $40 million, so he made a handsome profit for movie's investors.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 3, 2019 1:32 AM |
^^ Its
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 3, 2019 1:34 AM |
R22, I think they did go full frontal but edits were made. I’m hoping for a true director’s cut one day.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 3, 2019 1:56 AM |
R25, I thought it was posted here last year that they had no full frontal clauses in their contracts?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 3, 2019 2:00 AM |
R12 you are my hero.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 3, 2019 2:12 AM |
The film really uses silence well. He conveys so much with his eyes, All the suspicio
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 3, 2019 2:14 AM |
If he doesn't do any nudity, the gays won't be interested in seeing it.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 3, 2019 2:15 AM |
Please provide a link where Pattison says that Chalamet has a small dick.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 3, 2019 2:26 AM |
Yeah, I asked that way above.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 3, 2019 2:36 AM |
Timothee Chalamet is the Harry Styles of crap movies-- a fug boy marketed as a sex god.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 3, 2019 2:38 AM |
I'm so moist after watching The King. Someone please kindly dry hump me.
And R32 must be the most beautiful creature in the world. Oh please you flabby 360-pound ogre, just shut up.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 3, 2019 2:41 AM |
R30 Get a Netflix subscription, watch the film.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 3, 2019 2:43 AM |
Pattinson, as the dauphin, insults Timothee in the movie, which is quite good.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 3, 2019 6:17 AM |
Remember when DL predicted Pattinson wouldn't have a film career after Twilight?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 3, 2019 6:31 AM |
It's beyond me how anyone finds OP's photo sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 3, 2019 7:10 AM |
I think Chalamet is very sexier. Certainly sexier than Pattinson.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 3, 2019 9:47 AM |
R19 why is Usher wearing sunglasses? At least Miley looked nice.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 3, 2019 10:18 AM |
R1 Chalamet is 23 and there must be a limit to your stupidity
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 3, 2019 10:21 AM |
They're both pasty, nelly boys. Ick.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 3, 2019 11:01 AM |
Pattinson always seems like he would have body odor.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 3, 2019 11:22 AM |
I’ve always thought that Timmy would either have a tiny dick or a very long one, but I can’t decide which.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 3, 2019 11:53 AM |
R42 which is why he was a perfect match for KStew.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 3, 2019 11:57 AM |
I liked this film. TC has such a strikingly beautiful face is some shots, the sexual tension was there with Joel Edgerton, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 3, 2019 1:31 PM |
R45 yep The thirst for dude is real. The movie is a soso for me but he is so fuckable in it.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 3, 2019 5:10 PM |
I had Chalamet’s exact body type a few years ago, but thought I needed to “bulk up” to be sexy. Turns out, I was just ahead of my time. Many of my straight girl friends and fellow gay guys think he is pure sex.
Part of his appeal is that he’s so different, physically, from typical leading men. The “big muscle man on steroids” look is becoming passé, I think.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 3, 2019 5:20 PM |
I know this is fake, but I could scrap by until he really presents dong. ooh aaahhh
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 3, 2019 5:33 PM |
Chalamet is so woefully miscast, I actually guffawed in the challenge scene where the guy called for the "big dog" to come forward and out prances a chihuahua.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 3, 2019 8:02 PM |
There’s evidence from CMBYN that Chalamet is packing. The King was great. My hole was throbbing. He scared the cum out of me properly several times. Loved the casting.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 3, 2019 8:15 PM |
Timmy is completely sexless. Anybody finding him sexy likely has insecurity issues. He's one step away from dying of anorexia.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 3, 2019 8:25 PM |
He is sex
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 3, 2019 8:43 PM |
I would sell my mother to fuck him.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 3, 2019 8:44 PM |
[quote]My hole was throbbing. He scared the cum out of me properly several times.
MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 3, 2019 9:53 PM |
I love his lean body. He looks very European in that way. It's only in America that we think men have to be roided out assholes to looks good.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 3, 2019 10:10 PM |
R55, Right, I'm sure all European warriors were 98-pound emaciated weaklings.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 4, 2019 1:34 AM |
R56 if you've ever seen photos of Henry V, he was an emaciated man. Timmy looks exactly like him. Medieval men weren't roided up.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 4, 2019 3:01 AM |
There's a happy medium in between emaciated and roided up.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 4, 2019 3:14 AM |
I've looked at the portraits, R56. All that exists are some profile portraits, and some stylized not realistic drawings and paintings. He doesn't look like a fragile twink in any of them. He also was scarred from a rather horrific arrow injury he only survived from an innovative surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 4, 2019 3:22 AM |
R59 you can see from his bone structure he was slight. The same with most people during that time who weren't fed on donuts. Mendelsohn, Sam Harris, emaciated was the look of the period.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 4, 2019 6:42 AM |
R60 Sean
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 4, 2019 6:44 AM |
R60 People were often shorter in the Middle Ages than nowadays, but it doesn't mean they were all "slight" or emaciated. Especially people in privileged positions, who had access to good food, were either reasonably athletic (not roided up of course) or even overweight most of the time.
Henry V in particular was described as very tall and towering, so he might have been more lanky than your average European warrior, but I'm not sure Timmy is particularly "towering" either.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 4, 2019 6:55 AM |
Not very fair, he hasn't gone through puberty yet.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 4, 2019 1:26 PM |
Aren't they both bottoms?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 4, 2019 1:50 PM |
Seen PHOTOS of Henry V?
Lol. My god.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 4, 2019 2:28 PM |
The King who was tall and athletic when he was young was Edward IV.
That's why 6 foot 2 Max Irons was cast to play him in "The White Queen" a few years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 4, 2019 7:00 PM |
Watching it now. Very slow first half. Exciting second half.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 4, 2019 8:44 PM |
I hate how they use horses for these movies. 😥😥😥😥
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 4, 2019 8:46 PM |
I like slow roasted horse meat. Yum. It tastes like venison.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 4, 2019 10:35 PM |
R66 Max Irons is a cutie. I've met him once a few years ago, definitely one of those people, who are more handsome in person.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 4, 2019 11:26 PM |
R70, Max has also been in generous in showing us his butt:
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 4, 2019 11:52 PM |
this actually worked for me. His slight stature and femme facade contrasted with those battle scenes which were a combination of MMA fighting, mud wrestling, and a knife fight. Merciless and unemotional slaughter rather than the usual macho bellowing.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 5, 2019 12:12 AM |
We need to start calling him Big Dog.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 5, 2019 12:13 AM |
I watched about the first 15 minutes and found it absolutely excruciating. Had to stop. And I love Chalamet. But this was dreadful.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 5, 2019 12:24 AM |
It was so wonderful having Josh O’Connor running around in his underwear and bathrobe for the first three season, I’ll especially miss that.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 5, 2019 12:52 AM |
Correct r26. Originally there was nudity planned but when Chalamet and Hammer came on board they refused.
Luca tried to lie about it to protect his actors, but and James Ivory called him out.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 5, 2019 1:18 AM |
Yeah, that's what I thought, R76. Maybe they should have hired European actors instead of American ones.
The Euro actors are much more willing to do full frontal.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 5, 2019 2:40 AM |
The first fight scene with Chalamet was obviously stunt guys. That's why they had helmets and visors on for the entire scene. There's no way Chalamet could have lifted that sword. How embarrassing.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 5, 2019 3:41 AM |
Timothee did 2,5 months of training for this scene with this actor he is fighting. This actor (forgot his name) mention it in his interview and on the press tour. Timothee and director mentioned it too. It is him fighting there
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 5, 2019 10:46 AM |
[quote]The Battle of Agincourt scene is well done.
You can really, REALLY tell that everyone involved in this film has obsessively studied Game of Thrones and specifically the Battle of the Bastards. Even the lighting, filters and all that were the same.
[quote]Chalamet is so woefully miscast, I actually guffawed in the challenge scene where the guy called for the "big dog" to come forward and out prances a chihuahua.
Chalamet is a good actor but I have to agree. The idea that this skinny little thing who looks like he's going to sprout wings and flit away at any moment is this warrior king and epic leader whose men would march through hell for him requires too great a suspension of disbelief. Go watch Tom Hiddleston in The Hollow Crown. THAT is a credible Hal/Henry.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 5, 2019 11:21 AM |
The King was underwhelming for me, but I don't think Timothee is to blame for that. So many times the camera turns to him and he should have had a line to say to explain his inner struggle or even some much needed humor, but the script doesn't give him one. You can only express so much with facial expressions. His part was underwritten. No one could have made that role compelling as written. However, if you look at how many ecstatic reviews he got from male viewers who had never heard of him before, it seems he's picked up a whole new following, which he'll need for the success of Dune. And now he's demonstrated that he can play a not-so-soft role with fight scenes and do a fairly good British accent. I think this was a good move for him overall. Regardless of the size of his meat, he's very clever, and he's going to be around for many years to come.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 5, 2019 3:28 PM |
r81 it surprised me too. Seems like his performance did not work that well for film twitter folks (not all of them cos there are a lot of critics who praised his work and score still over 70% but still a lot of were cold on him too) BUT there are so many grt reviews from straight dudes from the countries with masculine culture (which is funny to me considering how TC dont give a fuck about it) Like there are so many raves from all these guys saying the variations of "what a grt actor he is" and a few of "he is handsome no homo" And btw Michod is this kinda director, he creates movies that usually do not play well with critics of awards circuit but straight dude love him
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 5, 2019 6:40 PM |
Poor little Timotee and his cocklet
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 5, 2019 6:45 PM |
R68 many are fake horses. I saw some early still shots.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 5, 2019 6:54 PM |
R82 true, David is the go to man for raw, masculinity. Like the Rover, Animal Kingdom. Now Timmy’s recruited the str8s to want to fuck him too. Smart move.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 5, 2019 6:56 PM |
R81, the boy is packing, who are we kidding. Present Timmy! Time to present!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 5, 2019 6:58 PM |
Are there any ass shots in the movie?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 5, 2019 10:07 PM |
No, I don't believe there are even any tits.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 5, 2019 10:11 PM |
There’s not a lot of “stuff” in the movie in general. I kinda of appreciate the stark feel of the film. But Tim O’Tay’s brooding was bordering on excessive. Like...we get it...he’s conflicted and mildly annoyed.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 5, 2019 10:17 PM |
I've been having a love affair with Nicholas Britell as of late and came across his score for the film, which I think is one of the film's best. Love the rich, full use of strings... very reminiscent of Hans Zimmer and Philip Glass. I've listened to it a number of times and can't get enough of it.
I tried watching the film, however, and I found it to be lacking. I'm a fan of Michod for the most part... I think he manages to contrast the very masculine exterior with some genuine heart. There's a lot of emotion and tenderness in The Rover, for instance. I could sense it a bit here, but honestly his direction is so dull... the tone of the film is so dire, and it's shot in such a straightforward manner that I had a difficult time even getting invested in the world or these characters. I had to stop shortly after the Robert Pattinson scene which was... kind of embarrassing? I don't know if I'll even finish the film. Might just remain content with the score.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 5, 2019 10:18 PM |
The movie picks up after the Rob Pats. Like the fun starts there
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 6, 2019 12:11 AM |
Maybe I should stick with it then... because it was trying my patience up to that point.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 6, 2019 12:41 AM |
Some of the reddits reactions:
"Chalamet’s turn in this is making me very excited for Dune next year. He’ll do Paul Atreides justice."
"Me too. This was my first time to see Chalamet and I could totally see Paul in his portrayal in The King"
"Man I know! I have been 100% more excited to see him in Dune after this.
I feel like this movie and Dune will do something for his career similar to Leo in Gangs of New York and the Departed. Going from more of just the pretty boy hearth throb actor to someone more able to do a grittier role."
"The main reason I put this movie on was because I wanted to see Chalamet’s chops prior to Dune, because pretty much every other production decision I’ve heard for it so far is very encouraging. His was the first “battle-speech” I’ve seen in a while that wasn’t simply tedious. You got a sense of fear, and rage, and he was screaming it at a volume where the actual number of men in his army could conceivably hear it (rather than doing an Aragorn, speaking to the first 25 of like 10000 men)."
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 6, 2019 1:07 AM |
I was thinking it's probably closer to his Man in the Iron Mask.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 6, 2019 1:09 AM |
interesting if TC will change his wordrobe during Dune promotion. Hardly Dune fanboys will understand flowery suits, pink sweatshirts and makeup
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 6, 2019 1:10 AM |
The Dune fanboys will see the film regardless. The truth of the matter is that, besides the novel itself, Denis Villeneuve is the draw. He's got that 18-35 straight white male demographic in the palm of his hands. He, more than any of the cast members, is the reason people have so much hope for the adaptation.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 6, 2019 1:15 AM |
[quote]"Chalamet’s turn in this is making me very excited for Dune next year. He’ll do Paul Atreides justice."
Girl, please. Chalamet is no Paul Atreides.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 6, 2019 1:17 AM |
from the same thread on reddit about the accent (you can go there if interested in what this dudes think about the movie in general)
"Funny everyone keeps mentioning Timothee’s accent when in all reality it was actually very spot on for the time period. The English accent we know today wasn’t adopted in England until the late 18th century. Which is the same reason we as Americans don’t have a “british” sounding accent and parts of Canada, South Africa, and Australia do. They were colonized much later after the non-rhotic accent we know today was adopted. Non-rhotic meaning no hard “R” sounds. “Caah” & “Faah” instead of car & far."
"As an Englishman, his English accent is one of the most authentic sounding I've heard from an American actor. If you had told me he was British I would have believed you."
"I was very surprised to hear he's American. I'm glad I didn't know as I would've been listening really closely to any mistakes but it was amazing."
"There's lots of West-Country English accents (gloucestershire etc) going on since Henry was born in the Welsh Marches so it makes sense.
Not sure what you mean about Henry not sounding English. Sounded good to my English ears."
R97 btw love old movie it is so stylish and Kyle is so hot. but a lil bit tooo not serious for me. Hope this one will be more Blade Runner like
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 6, 2019 1:23 AM |
ok the last one i promise. from the same reddit thread about the king
"I’m a straight male, but I think he’s hot as fuck."
TC keeps winning
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 6, 2019 1:38 AM |
TC is just a little skinny spaz who's in love with Harry Styles
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 6, 2019 1:40 AM |
^^^ Oh, please, please, let us not delve into such fanfic meanderings! The frau will come. What will we do then?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 6, 2019 2:01 AM |
R99, and you believed it? LOL
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 6, 2019 8:58 PM |
R95 I think TC can do plain t-shirts and jeans or sweatshirts. He did that through his 'Beautiful Boy' press junket. Although I think AH blew his cover with that gushing eulogy in Variety.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 6, 2019 9:04 PM |
Too much gushing here. Where is the pointless bitching?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 7, 2019 12:06 AM |
Big Dog, Big Dick
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 7, 2019 12:08 AM |
Sean Johansen from the porn site Straight Naked Thugs resembles Timmy Chalamet quite a bit to me. You can find videos of him on pornhub and other porn sites under his name or do a goggle search.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 7, 2019 12:45 AM |
R106 = Sean Johansen's agent
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 7, 2019 1:10 AM |
You thing the thugs on Straight Naked Thugs have agents?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 7, 2019 1:21 AM |
Timothée will wear whatever the hell he wants on the press junket for Dune. Momoa will be dressed in pink suits with matching scrunchies giving the "straight white males" everything they ever dreamed of. They can't wait to drool over Timmy's cute twinky ass in a no homo way, of course. Look how quickly they've jumped on board. He's like a Luke Skywalker. Lithe and pretty. They can't wait.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 7, 2019 5:59 AM |
Sorry R108, I meant, their pimps
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 7, 2019 4:49 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 12, 2019 9:08 PM |
The whole film is a total catastrophe!
Historic inaccuracies, shitty accents.
But Timothée is cute.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 11, 2020 2:14 PM |
Timmy and Styles need to star together in a film as a gay couple.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 15, 2020 12:51 AM |