Jennifer Aniston is always dressed in all black

Well it's supposed to be slimming.

Is she living in NYC--dressing in black is pretty normal there.

Jennifer Aniston is into luxury minimalism - she likes sleek "masculine" "power" styles in home, decor, garden, and fashion.

Not to mention that she was married to Justin Theroux another black clothes wearer. Has she ever dated a black dude? She might find happiness finally..

Justin Theroux seemed too girly for Jennifer. He's such a concocted (and long in tooth) black leather hipster. He only helped fix the impression they were friends who bearded for each other. If Jennifer is heater, why doesn't she date a steely handsome, non-show-biz, silver fox.

Never seen a more * fake* persona. All she does is " Vacation" in Mexico. I understand she's Loaded from her $$ from Friends but still, has she no other aspirations in life but drinking Tequila?

*heater = hetero

She’s going in constant mourning over losing Brad.

R6 is that really such a bad thing?

She doesn't look like an alchie. She looks like a twitchy vape and edible addict. E.g. pothead with some paranoia.

She should adopt children and go full on mommy dearest.

Silly scenario R11 which doesn't fit her personality or life to date, at all.

It's a pretty common style- I don't see why you are so bothered by it. Don't go to NY if that offends you so much.

Did you see her face on Colbert the other night? YIKES.

I watched. Her hair was awful. Her arms and skin looked good. Her face still looks like Jennifer Aniston, but too smoothed and filled.

I liked her for the first time on Colbert, R14, and she looks a lot better than fake faces like Sandra Bullock and Ashley Judd. I suppose a semi-normally aged face is going to be an impossibility in Hollywood going forward. That's sad.

She seems to have finally gotten a sense of humor, and I appreciate it. I also admire that she didn't have kids, because she didn't want them, obviously. Brad got to go have a Benetton ad of his dreams, and Jen finally grew up.

I like her personality too. Her arms and bod looked great but that face looked like man mask. It's not the worst but still awful. I met her once and she was really nice. So, I don't hate her or anything.

Maybe she likes having a wardrobe where she doesn’t have to work too hard to plan outfits. Everything goes with everything and she doesn’t have to worry about picking clothes for quick appearances. Silicon Valley geeks do this. Their entire wardrobes are capsule collections.

This thread isn't going the way some would hope. Jennifer Aniston is kind of a lucky winner in life. Attractive enough, fit, richer than Midas, low stress, gets sex if she wants, not a mess.

[Quote] low stress

How are you so sure?

Black is slimming and usually photographs well in different lighting situations.

[quote]Is she living in NYC--dressing in black is pretty normal there.

No. She lives in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills.

[quote]Never seen a more * fake* persona. All she does is " Vacation" in Mexico. I understand she's Loaded from her $$ from Friends but still, has she no other aspirations in life but drinking Tequila?

Her life sounds pretty fucking awesome actually.

She has a great personality. She’s friendly, witty, and modern. She doesn’t come across as a vapid twat like so many in Hollywood.

She dresses in a minimalist way, in terms of clothes and hair and makeup. And it works for her.

So many women are envious of the fact that she never wanted kids and doesn’t make any apologies about it.

She looks great, she’s single, and basically does whatever she wants and seems very happy in life.

Yes r25, the fraud HATE women like her! HATE!!!

Fraus

I love Jennifer! I think she’s beautiful inside and out and she gave us so much through friends. Has she aged? Yes but she still looks good and would probably look better if she laid off the ciggies. However, I just don’t understand the all black dress code..maybe it also makes her look younger..she is 50 after all. And perhaps colourful attire is more a young girl thing even though JLo gets away with it and they’re the same age. I do wish she could take the chance and adopt a child however I suspect she doesn’t believe she could live up to the commitment or be a good mother. She does seem to have a lot of self doubts even in her acting career she never really pushed herself into a dramatic role until cake. And when she didn’t get an Oscar nom, she shied away from dramatic roles.

She seems like a real "type B" personality who is happy to take it easy and enjoy life, and doesn't want a lot of career stress or personal drama in her life.

Compare her lifestyle to someone her age like Jennifer Lopez who is constantly working on multiple projects in music and film, raising kids, and always having relationship drama.

Jennifer has bummed me like the equivalent of ten packs of cigarettes over the years. She's super nice and funny and I always run into at this Mexican restaurants smoking area. She even remembers me like twenty years after first meeting her, and I'm an unattractive, unconnected gay.

[Quote] I do wish she could take the chance and adopt a child however I suspect she doesn’t believe she could live up to the commitment or be a good mother.

Or she just doesn't want kids?? It's not for everyone.

Adopt? She didn’t want to have Brad Pitt’s child, let alone a strangers. She def did not want kids.

"take a chance" and adopt a child? As if it's like buying house in Park City, but not sure you'll love the town?

R33 some celebs probably do see it that way.

A lot of people don’t “want” kids and sometimes such people have them and are grateful for them. I think Jennifer’s uninterest in kids is that either she doesn’t believe she would be a good mum or couldn’t get pregnant. There were rumors at the end of friends that she and brad were trying...who knows maybe she’s even had . I think she should adopt a kid and date a black guy and wear colourful clothes for a year..you know try something different...shake it up. She might be truly happy...not shallow happy which is what she is..her money and success and girlfriends and endless trips to Cabo are not the substance of true happiness.

[Jennifer has bummed me like the equivalent of ten packs of cigarettes over the years.]

What do you talk about during the smoke?? Is it just small chat? Does she try to hook you up with connections you might need?

Jennifer is a FAT WHORE, that's why.

I’m r36 and I’ve been gone for a while, clearly forgot how to quote lol

[quote]Jennifer has bummed me like the equivalent of ten packs of cigarettes over the years.

What do you talk about mid smoke?

Thanks OP, now we found a way to ID and quarantine the Frauen. Aniston threads are like Frau fly strips.

[Quote] I think she should adopt a kid and date a black guy and wear colourful clothes for a year..you know try something different...shake it up. She might be truly happy...not shallow happy which is what she is..her money and success and girlfriends and endless trips to Cabo are not the substance of true happiness.

Before marriage, JA and Brad Pitt must have discussed having children (or not). Maybe JA agreed to have one child with Brad Pitt, as a compromise (and they never got that far). BP obviously wanted children. Or maybe BP really is a cipher in his relationships, agreeing to whatever the woman wants.

[quote] BP obviously wanted children. Or maybe BP really is a cipher in his relationships, agreeing to whatever the woman wants.

Even though he’s marriage to Angie didn’t work, leaving Jennifer and getting a family with Angie was the best thing he ever did. He would probably be living a male version of Aniston’s life had he not. She needs to shake it up! Challenge herself.

You twats just shart out any idiocy about someone you don't know.

R25 r26 Indeed. If you ever want a laugh, go to a site called Celebitchy (Dlisted used to link to them) and read an Aniston article . You can practically see the spittle on the commenters computer screens. These hissing cunts (and there's no way that they aren't stay at home housewives ) make data lounge commenters look like benevolent wells of compassion. And they all have their head up Angie's twat 24 7.

As for Anistons style, she clearly prefers the more classic conservative style as opposed to trendy. I think she would benefit from taking slightly more chances from time to time. Nothing too outlandish (which I don't think would suit her) but perhaps a splash of color . Maybe a basic, classic white dress per her usual style but with a bright shawl or scarf to make things pop.

She clearly doesn't want kids. She had a terrible relationship with her own mother, and an absentee father - not wanting kids isn't really unusual when that's someone's background.

Her funeral wear is just a bit bizarre especially when she goes from show to show to show in black..It feels like there’s some kind of rigidity there in her personality. She must really be un-open to change. I think she also constantly underestimates her capacity and strength. She seems to really limit herself both in her personal life and career. I also think becoming America’s sweetheart and most beloved celebrity stunted her growth and evolution as a person - like Britney and Michael Jackson who were stunted by their fame. And so now she sort of seems to be this people pleasing sweet person who really could have been more, could have been great! Instead she’s stuck in her sweet girl brand!

It’s an LA thing.

R46 Sometimes I've heard about or seen people in that situation who want kids so they can do better than what their parents did. Everyone is different and those are probably in the minority.

R49 do you think she’s someone who can’t get passed negative or bad things in her life? Did she ever make up with Oprah? Is she still friends with Chelsea handler? Maybe she’s overly sensitive?

Good for Jennifer Aniston.

She hasn’t been relevant in 15 years. Yet, everyone is still taking about her and everyone’s got an opinion about her.

R30 Cool. :-)

...call me a fawning bitch if you like. I like Jenn.

Lol at these fat flyover fraus chastizing Jennifer Aniston on her choices. Yes, how meaningless her life is because she is not a mother.

Not having children is the only thing interesting about Aniston.

I'll bet her an Pitt are having sexual intercourse with each other. Again.

Because I am in mourning for my life...

[Quote] Did she ever make up with Oprah? Is she still friends with Chelsea handler?

No, she's not friends with Chelsea anymore. What happened with Oprah?

R56 don’t you remember when she made those comments I think it was in “vanity fair” or “vogue” where she said that what Angelina Jolie did was “not cool” and then she went on Oprah and Oprah asked her “what did you mean when you said that what Angelina did was not cool?” And then the friendship quickly ended after that and they’ve never been spotted together again..don’t forget Oprah and Ellen are good friends and Jen and Ellen are good friends so it just be kinda weird. What happened to her and Chelsea?

I don't see Chelsea being friends with anyone for more than a couple years.

R56 so Chelsea was asked this on Australian tv show the project last month and she said that they’re still friends..

R57 I remember the not cool comment but didn't remember Oprah asking her about it. Don't why she'd get pissed off about that.

As for Chelsea, I have no idea. There was a blind item saying she'd slept with Justin. But maybe Jen just got sick of her continually bashing Angelina 🤷‍♂️

Who would have sex with Chelsea? I’m sorry, but that’s one really unattractive woman. And not because she’s physically ugly, but because she’s incredibly cruel and unkind.

R60 I think she may have felt that as a friend Oprah should not have put her on the spot with that coz it’s so much easier to say shit in a magazine and forget about it but to have to talk about it on the record is something else coz u can’t deny what you said. I imagine Oprah was probably being her usual spiritual self and thinking it was cathartic for Jen to talk about it and of course at the same time thinking about her ratings for the show. But Jen must find it weird to constantly hear about Oprah from Ellen and now from Reese.

I have an idea! When you know one of your friends doesn't like one of your other friends, you don't mention him or her. DUH

R63 when Jen was on Ellen recently she mentioned Oprah. So there!

Chelsea Handler was having sex with someone who was a bigwig. That's how she got her show. I'm too lazy to Google it now.

CH is also not discreet. People would guess that Anniston did not like Jolie. However, CH did not need to publicly reprimand Jolie. People could connect the dots, the implication was that JA was crying & bitching to CH.

She is beautiful and I like her. I actually think everybody does. Though I must admit that I wonder if she would be more gorgeous without the self tanner.

This Fake Tan trend has to go.

R62 totally understandable but then maybe she shouldn't have said anything in the first place.

Jennifer's latest Insta post is of her in a black dress with security guys in black suits and the title is "Jenn in Black". Haha.

R68 haha just seen that do you think her team saw this thread?

lol, that did cross my mind, R69! I hope not, with all the stuff that's said.

We've sent a lot of love and appreciation. We like you, Jennifer!

Her insta post where she wrote the caption: "@jimmykimmel... here are your f*%king Friendsgiving enchiladas." made me laugh so hard. I love her instagram. She's a legitimately cool person, unlike scary Stepford Wife Reese.

Yet not one single pic of her in black.