DL Lets Speculate: Who Are The Real Parents Of Michael Jackson’s Kids?

I can believe Michael fathered the youngest. I can see Joe Jackson in him.

R1, I thought the youngest was rumored to be the son of one of Marlon Brando's kids.

R1 Blanket or bigi

r2, never heard that, but I can see that too!

I thought it was his fat dermatologist? The middle boy looks just like him.

r5 is right

R5 yes, looks identical. Wow.

r1: Michael isn't the bio father of any of his children.

r5: Maybe. They both share a wide forehead.

The older son looks a little trashy, like Madonna's son, Rocco. Paris looks like she could be Courtney Cox's daughter. Blanket looks like he could have some Native American ancestry.

I didnt think Michael was the kids father until I met some diehard MJ fans that believe he is.

I thought he was a pedophile until I met some diehard MJ fans who believe he wasn't.

R5 with all MJ’s money and he chooses him to be the father? Yuck.

There was a rumor that Mark Lester (Oliver from “Oliver!”) is Paris’s bio father.

*shrugs*

R8, I agree that Prince Michael looks like total white trash. He’s gross.

I think Paris is very pretty, and Blanket could be adorable if he cut that hair.

AND I feel like Paris and Blanket have had plastic surgery already.

Biggy Blanket looks Polynesian. Maybe The Rock is his dad? No one knows who his mom is. Paris’ father is Mark Lester who was “Oliver!” in the movie back in the day. And the dermatologist/drug dealer was the oldest one’s dad.

There are only three types of human skulls in the world: Negroid, Mongoloid, and Caucasoid.

None of the three have skull features of a black person. The two oldest: Caucasian.

The youngest: Mongoloid. Like, a person from India paired with a Native American.

The oldest boy has such a round head, he may have been fathered by Charlie Brown.

R16 wow

Blanket: That Brando kid that killed someone

wow - that is one ugly teenage boy.

R18 he does have a convict look.

His daughter was was so pretty. Until the family passion for cosmetic surgery took hold, and she paid to get her face wrecked.

That’s a terrible photo of Blanket. He’s actually a very handsome kid.

I honestly dream of the day when people like r16 get thrown in jail or put in forced labor camps for being too stupid to function in society. Bring back workhouses!

The better question was why was Jackson so obsessed with having white kids? They’re all butt ugly. Probably still hotter than r16 though.

Educate yourself R23, it’s not difficult for most people to do. I stand by the three skull types as it’s what I was taught in a forensics course. A donation to the program meant we were also able to examine a real human skull. It’s an amazing experience, as it appears quite frail but is so resilient.

Arnie Klein, the guy pictured above, is the father or Prince and Paris.

R25 I agree.

Older Prince's dad: Corey Feldman

[quote] I didnt think Michael was the kids father until I met some diehard MJ fans that believe he is.

They believe lots of crazy things. Like that he's innocent.

Prince Jackson has a round Polish head that's huge.

I want to know who Chloe Lattanzi's mother is. Ain't no way you have Olivia Newton-John as your mother and wind up looking like that.

R30, Chloe was actually quite stunning before she starting fucking with her face. She is easily outshining mom in this pic.

I used to think that Prince and Paris had the same set of parents, but now I don't know. Prince looks like Dr. Klein but not much like Debbie Rowe. He just graduated college so he inherited dad's smarts.

I now believe that Paris's parents are Debbie Rowe and a sperm donation by Macauley Culkin.

Blanket? Who knows. But he's the only one who may be Michael's.

did michael have any ass babies?

Blanket is the only one who doesn't look fully white. But I don't think he looks black either. More like Native American. I don't believe for a second that he's MJ's bio kid, but there's something around the eyes that's vaguely similar and I'm sure that's more than enough for the loony fans.

Don't believe for a minute any of them are MJ's. Youngest looks Polynesian or something along those lines. The older boy is a clone of Arnold Klein. Klein could also be Paris's bio father as well, she just happened to take after Rowe.

Miko Brando was Michael's best friend. Blanket/Bigi looks just like him as a kid

Mark Lester is Godfather to all three kids and says he donated sperm. Of course Katherine refused a DNA test.

R16 earned his degree at Auschwitz under the tutelage of one Dr. Josef Mengele.

I’m pretty sure I recall an interview MJ did after the dangling Blanket debacle and it was stated that Blankets bio mom was an unknown Hispanic woman

The boys are unfortunate looking. Paris hit the genetic lottery.

Shame she ruined herself with all those hideous tattoos

I don't think anyone of these kids are genetically related to each other.

Mark Lester as a child. I can see his and Debbie Rowe's DNA combining to make Paris.

I don't think Arnold Klein wanted a bunch of his offspring running around. Once was enough (Prince).

Macaulay Culkin (age 17 at the time) however was in Michael's tiny group of friends.

Debbie Rowe is fug. Paris got really lucky.

Paris really is pretty.

I have a theory on this one. Though it is not very talked about, manipulation of genes to choose all sorts of phenotypes is totally possible and it has been since Project Genome. It's unethical to talk about it, the same way that most doctors won't tell you the reality that sexual transmitted diseases and even HIV is actually harder to get than most people think, and admitting so would affect behavior in unpredictable ways.

If there's one person who had the resources to both manipulate every gene to their likening and enough money to hush this very unethical practice, this person is Michael Jackson.

I think he manipulated his genes to get white kids and finally live through their lives as white. Sounds crazy, but this dude could totally pull this off.

Paris: Mom is Capucine, Dad Rob Lowe.

Prince Michael: Mom is Debbie Rowe, Dad is Alfred E. Newman

Blanket: Mom is Moana, Dad is Bowling Ball

R16 should leave his room and spend a week in Brazil. He'll realize what project Genome did 20 years ago, that after 3 generations of mixing, genes become a lottery. There are famous dark skinned Brazilians used in the project who showed to have predominantly European genes and full blond and blue eyed Brazilians with as high as 45% African ones. Technically Jackson's kid could be white with a bit of manipulation as Joe Jackson had green eyes himself and was mixed too.

Neymar, the famous soccer player is black and had a blond white kid a paternity test confirmed to be genetically his.

Everything worked out fine. Guys are rich and Paris is beautiful. Fug guys who are rich still rule and beautiful girls are in the highest demand.