How to seduce my hot straight coworker and suck his dick ?

You can never go wrong presenting mussy at work.

Describe him, dear.

He wants a genuine pink pussy NOT your wart-lined fart box, idiot.

Kill yourself and hope to be reborn as a woman

Some things will never happen.

Does he know you're gay? Is he gay friendly? In a friendly way and place (local bar, after hours), simply offer him a BJ, no strings attached. Smile and be friendly. You might be surprised.

You are vastly more likely to find yourself in the unemployment line, than with a dick in your mouth, loser. Go for it!

Get a few drinks in him and ask him if he ever any experiences with another guy when he was younger or in college? That way it doesn’t seem like your directly propositioning him.

“Linda, you’d better keep an eye on Paul-Scott. Have you seen the way he looks at Mr. Williams? I never in all my life!”

Hire a rentboy who looks like him and pretend, instead. Don't risk your job or a lawsuit, OP.

Your best chance to pull out some handcuffs to shackle him, and get into your girl getup, is in 2 days: Halloween. Plan ahead.

We need more details OP. You can start by telling us exactly what kind of work you both do.

Op= female impersonator Str8 co worker= bartender who get his rocks off on being lusted after by gay men because of his hot body.

Moist mussy, fetching muumuu, raise it and present hole, murmur "YUM!"

How many times must we explain this???

Amateurs - all of you. One word for you, Rohypnol. Get some and “get some”

Stop constantly talking about your “cooter” in the office if you hope to restore a little mystique.

If you see it, you can fuck it.

Oh please if you’re going to lose your job you might as well push Amenta the stall in the office bathroom and give it a go before he can say no cause you’re a ho.

That was oddly poetic r18

It was intended to be r19. I admitted to trying to get likes on it

well there you go, Liked it.

Finally moving on after a respectable period of mourning, Miss Lindsey?

Plant the seed with these 18 easy steps !

A coworker? And straight?

My dear, you haven't read responses to similar threads. I'll be brief: NO!

You haven't showed us a pic of him. How are we supposed to know?

Be bold and just ask him. E-mail him if you’re to nervous to ask in person. What do you have to lose?

"Plant the seed."

[quote] Be bold and just ask him. E-mail him if you’re to nervous to ask in person

If you do that can you please use your work email and his? We like having an email trail as evidence of harassment when we sack you.

Pour yourself a bubble bath. Light some candles. Grab your toaster--still plugged in--and jump into the tub.

He'll meet you there!

Just be sure to have your next job lined up first.

Every sissy craves str8 meat!