Cody Kearsley

Moley Russell's Wart

Straight white guy. Next.

Nice!

here's a quarter, go downtown and have a rat naw that mole off his face

He kinda looks like a rougher justin bieber in the op picture.

Codys are always sluts.

Theo James looking motherfucker.

His neck is too big for his small face.

WEHT Theo James

He could have the moles removed.

His gay kissing on Daybreak was far superior to his gay kissing on Riverdale.

Is he what DL calls white adjacent?

R12 He’s of Métis ethnicity.

Métis are people of mixed European and Indigenous ancestry, and one of the three recognized Aboriginal peoples in Canada.

Is he a fat or a plastic surgery?

These kissing scenes gave me a boner.

$250,000 of emergency liposuction, r15

He has serial killer eyes.

I don’t like him without his facial scruff.

More kissing!

He got too skinny. He was at his cutest when he had meat on his bones and a football player build.

There was a severe lack of nudity in this show.

Even with over half his face destroyed, Cody is a sexy handsome man and quite the stud. He can madmax me when ever he wants.

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He looks like Mr. Johnston, of Sarah Palin fame.

To me he looks a bit like Shadowhunter's, and DL fave, Matthew Daddario.

A haircut makes all the difference.

At r29 he looks a bit like Darren Criss.

Very handsome. I don't see the Bieber comparison at all, as this specimen has much more nicely formed individual features. Bieber is also blah-non-descript vanilla flavour, whereas this chap is quite exotic looking. He has that lovely dark hair, eyes, etc... whilst Bieber is a paste-y blonde.

Cody is pretty great in Daybreak even though his character, for the most part, can't speak post apocalypse. Love the episode where his grunting is being subtitled revealing his big master plan.

He's probably still playing the closet. Give her time.

Levi Johnston, R27.

The tiny head with huge neck just screams roids.

I don’t like Daybreak enough to watch it all. When does he appear on the show and how much male-male content?

He is really good at gay kissing. A lot of straight actors hold back and you can tell they've never kissed a man before.

If you looked up "straight white guy" in the dictionary, you'd see this guys photo.

He appears to be one of those guys who have tiny wrists. Yikes.

Tiny wrists? WTF does that mean?

They appear too thin and girly like. He probably has the same size as the woman next to him.

R20, R22 This movie has got jaundice. Is it intended for gibberish-speaking teenagers.

He should donate one of his face mole's to Enrique Iglesias, maybe it'll revive his career.

Where are the money clips of him Kissing?

People who referred to his kissing scenes: why didn’t you link the clips here? You suck at the internet.

They're in this thread. Scroll up stupid.

The moles on Cody Kearsley make me queasy.

He does the gay-kiss but gay-sex would be too grossly.

See R20 and R22 you blooming idiot.

You can really see his native ancestry in R29. I'd never heard of the Metis people before this thread. Really fascinating. Totally eradicates what could have been an AWG.

He's handsome and natural unglamorous face.

I’d guzzle his gonads. x

I actually like the longer locks on him. It makes his neck seem smaller.

DLers obsess over the weirdest things. No wonder you all can't get laid.

I resent that, r53. I’ll have you know I have a magnificent schlonger up my cooter as I type!

Austin Crute is gay.

^ Did Kearsley do Crute?

Or Crute Kearsley?

Cody thread be burnin’ up the night!

Love him. Such a cutie!

I like that the gay couple in Daybreak stayed true to each other while the het relationship ended in betrayal.

I wish he was kissing glass closeted Colin Ford instead in this crapfest of a show.

Cody discusses the challenges of playing Turbo.

"I’m interested in anything that’s not my personal life. " Mmmm...

Can people stop spoiling the show?

R63 You can't 'spoil' something that's already rancid.

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For those who like feets.

Cody is going places. He'll be starring in a sci-fi flick with Bruce Willis.

^ OMG. Old and bald.

Young and hot gays are waiting for u here !

Bumping because he's hotter than that homophobe some other poster wants to fuck.

R61 That creature in the middle of that picture looks malformed.

That's a woman. They're the ones who have breasts, hips, and no penis.

R72 I thought this TV show was science fiction and full of mutants.

Turbo isn't a mutant. He was injured by a bomb and can't speak. The black woman is his sidekick and she's not a mutant either.

Spoiler Alert:

There are no human mutants (only animal ones), because the bomb, or bombs, that hit the town were not nuclear bombs but bio chemical based. Why certain people got spared and others didn't gets revealed later in the season.

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He mentioned in an interview that he's sober.

So he's a recovering addict?

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😍😋

He doesn't have any waist.

He shouldn't go nude. Is he short?

Great nipple placement

Are natives well hung?

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He and Casey Cott made a cute couple on Riverdale.

Of course the hot gay guy in these shows is straight.

Who says he's straight?

Zaddy!

A poor man's Colin Farrell.

Joe Mangienello had time in his schedule to play Turbo's dad.

Does he have time to hang out with his own gay step son?

I like his eyebrows.

R91 I loved the twist where he presented his dad as this world traveler dogooder that was never home, but the bf sees his picture in a frame at his house. Then the bf sees the picture in lots of picture frames at the store and accuses him of just saying the man in the frame photo was his dad. But in reality, he allowed them to use his photo to sell frames with proceeds going to charity. It’s one of those quirky things that actually made the show interesting.

r96. I thought the genius of that episode was that it put Turbo's play early on in the series into a whole new context.

Joe and Cody should do daddy son porn.

R98 I’m totally here for that, can you get it set up with Family Dick pronto?

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R90 He is. Let's not kid ourselves. Riverdale only casts hets in their gay roles.

90% of gay characters in Berlanti productions are straight actors

R102 Accurate.

"Everyone needs a companion. While Cody is focused on his career, he doesn’t seem to be dating anyone. Rumors that he’s gay are unconfirmed, but he’s not afraid to play openly gay characters, so we think he’s just a private person. However, there is one important ‘guy’ in his life. Cody owns an adorable french bulldog named Justin. According to Justin’s Instagram account, he likes peanut butter, stealing and eating things he shouldn’t, and cuddles. That sounds like the perfect relationship for a busy actor who’s career-minded. We’re Jealous, Justin is adorable. There are plenty of pictures of other people who love Justin, including a couple of beautiful women and the late great Luke Perry."

He does resemble a young Colin Farrell.

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Damn!

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He’s gonna look like a bloated, drunken househusband in about 47 days.

He has a French Bulldog? GAY

Why 47 days?

Happy Thanksgiving bitches!

R112 What are you talking about, he celebrated Thanksgiving more than a month ago!

Canada produces some hot man snatch.

That hand signal means he likes DP.

That photo kind of looks like he has webbed fingers, and now I don't know if I can find him sexy.

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He sort of looks like a young Treat Williams.

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I'm sensing big dick energy.

Daybreak is cancelled.

r121, that's a bummer. I liked it.

I want my tongue way deep inside his hairy asshole.

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Hairy holes for the win!

Perfectly formed bms

Cody is on The ManCave Chronicles podcast.

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Cody does Brad Pitt.

He looks dirty. I like dirty.

Pretty well built for a vegan.

He doesn't look as good in the pic at R131 as he does in the OP

Interesting about the vegan thing since his former co-star Cole Sprouse is an outspoken vegan, too.

Vegan often look unhealthy because they eat carbs instead of meat.

Is he a gay? No, I mean really, is he a gay?

r135, I'm gonna find out.

Cody's too old for Richard

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Daybreak may get a second season.