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Sylvester Stallone

Does he have a substantial appeal to gay men? I've always thought he was extremely attractive, although it seems like his looks are rarely commented on. I grew up watching him the "Rocky" movies, and later as a pubescent teenager came to realize how hot he was. I've always found his "sad puppy" eyes weirdly sexy. I remember as a teenager finding video clips online of the softcore porno he did before he was famous—he had some nice low-hangers and a decent-sized dick from what I recall. The steroids and intense weight training over the years have unfortunately taken a toll on his body, although he still looks good for his age.

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by Anonymousreply 8005/24/2020

He does have great eyes, but the Rambo shit and the longer hair killed all interest for me long ago.

by Anonymousreply 110/28/2019

Sly's lowhangers

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by Anonymousreply 210/28/2019

He was hot as fuck in the Specialist and Demolition Man. The deep gravelly voice was sexy as well.

by Anonymousreply 310/29/2019

Stallone has a scat fetish according to “You’ll Never Make Love in This Town Again.” I also heard a story from a friend who worked room service at a hotel. One of my friend’s coworkers, a housekeeper, complained about Stallone leaving turds in the shower. Sorry to spoil the fun.

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by Anonymousreply 510/29/2019

Is he on the juice?

by Anonymousreply 610/29/2019

Yes, R6, prune juice.

by Anonymousreply 710/29/2019

[quote]The steroids and intense weight training over the years have unfortunately taken a toll on his body, although he still looks good for his age.

It's not the steroids or weight training that took a toll on his looks, but the tragic, oh so tragic, plastic surgery.

I don't understand why men who get surgery arch their eyebrows so much - it's dragbrow.

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by Anonymousreply 810/29/2019

My mom had a copy of that "Italian Stallion" movie on VHS (I forget the actual name). When I was 12 or 13 I used to always watch that thing when she was at work. I freaked one time when the tape knotted up in the VCR. I never found him especially attractive but I liked him in that movie.

by Anonymousreply 910/29/2019

From Demolition Man (leaked).

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by Anonymousreply 1010/29/2019

I always thought he was ugly.

Now, more than ever, with the bad surgery and Ratty Korean Wigs.

by Anonymousreply 1110/29/2019

We was pretty hot in the early Rocky movies.

by Anonymousreply 1210/29/2019

RAGING Republican Fundy, too.

Does his wife still hawk that shitty makeup on QVC?

by Anonymousreply 1310/29/2019

I would have, back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 1410/29/2019

I will never get over him kissing his mother with tongue. I find him repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 1510/29/2019

Nah, I gotta say, he never did it for me, even back in the day.

And I love a hot eye-talian man. But he just....something was always weird, off and fake about him to me.

by Anonymousreply 1610/29/2019

[quote]We was pretty hot in the early Rocky movies

Yes we was, Rock. Yes we was.

by Anonymousreply 1710/29/2019

He has the most undeniable inbred face.

by Anonymousreply 1810/29/2019

But, you have to admit, the body was fantastic during Demolition Man (although that pic is faked since it looks nothing like his cock in that softcore movie).

by Anonymousreply 1910/29/2019

Well, back in the day, this ancient DLer saw Sly in the OB production of SCORE. Didn't think much of his acting but his young body was just fine. The much-vaunted nude scene, alas, was staged in shadows. As I recall, there wasn't much sizemeat.

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by Anonymousreply 2110/29/2019

If the gay men you speak of are into shitting in shower stalls and then leaving said shit in there, then yes -- Sly Stallone does hold substantial appeal among them.

by Anonymousreply 2210/29/2019

OP, what year are you posting from??

by Anonymousreply 2310/29/2019

He's in claymation territory now

by Anonymousreply 2410/29/2019

I'm pretty sure the last movie of his I paid to see was "Nighthawks" in 1981. He had a beard and glasses that didn't suit him, plus badly cut longer hair. And the movie wasn't too hot either. I moved on to Vincent Spano.

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by Anonymousreply 2510/29/2019

Sly had a pretty fuckable ass back in the day:

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by Anonymousreply 2610/29/2019

Had a better ass than Kurt Russell who had a short crack.

by Anonymousreply 2710/29/2019

yeah he looks worse with the longer hair

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by Anonymousreply 2810/29/2019

I’d let him fuck me as long as he came up my ass

by Anonymousreply 2910/29/2019

I liked him in the 80s but he hasn’t aged well since.

by Anonymousreply 3010/29/2019

His ass looks fantastic at R26—round and nicely proportioned. I would go to town on that. Kurt Russell's, on the contrary, looks flat and weird.

by Anonymousreply 3110/29/2019

When I was in college, I worked in a restaurant, and there was this middle-aged guy (probably in his late 40s) who was a regular customer, and he looked like he could have been Stallone's more handsome brother. He had a fuller mouth/jawline and was a lot taller than Stallone, but they had a similar look. He also had a Boston accent (this was on the west coast) which gave him an extra bit swagger. I had a raging boner for him for the several years I worked there, and would get nervous whenever I'd have to help him. To make matters worse, he had three equally gorgeous sons who were around my age, and the eldest was absurdly good-looking. I had fantasies about fucking both of them.

by Anonymousreply 3210/29/2019

He was never handsome, he just had a nice body and passable looks, but then he fucked his face up with plastic surgery and he’s even worse looking, but older, and clearly not Rocky-bodied anymore either.

by Anonymousreply 3310/30/2019

Thank god DL is relatively anonymous...otherwise, I'd be embarrassed that I'd still hit that - bad plastic surgery and dragbrows and all.

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by Anonymousreply 3410/30/2019

I always thought he was sexier with a goatee.

by Anonymousreply 3510/30/2019

What I could never understand is why Stallone had the bump on his nose removed in mid-career. It must have been one of those face lift-nose job combo surgeries. Without the bump, his nose flattens out.

BEFORE:

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by Anonymousreply 3610/30/2019

Nose AFTER:

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by Anonymousreply 3710/30/2019

When I lived in Palm Springs I would see him fairly often in the gym. He is short and small and was always surrounded by several hulking body guards. He seemed sullen and thoroughly unpleasant. I am not a gay man, but I don't see the attraction.

by Anonymousreply 3810/30/2019

Never found him attractive. Even when he had a glorious body and superstardom, he still wasn't all that. Plastic surgery, aging, right wing politics and awful movies haven't helped.

by Anonymousreply 3910/30/2019

He hangs out with the 700 Club types.

As someone said above, he is a far right fundie who came out of that closet about a decade ago.

He is not our friend/ally.

by Anonymousreply 4010/30/2019

[quote]He is short and small

So how small is he?

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by Anonymousreply 4110/31/2019

r32 Sly Stallone has a brother named Frank who is four years younger and several inches taller.

Frank Stallone is most famous for singing the hit song "Far From Over" which was included in Staying Alive, the 1983 sequel to Saturday Night Fever. Staying Alive was directed by Sylvester Stallone.

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by Anonymousreply 4210/31/2019

"I'm almost like a political atheist," he explained. "[Rambo] was never supposed to be, by any means, a political statement. It became one. ... I don't think I'm smart enough. That's not my strength. I'm not a political animal. I never have been. I don't want to be. I'm just a storyteller. But, oh my God, once Reagan said, 'I saw Rambo, and he's a Republican!'"

To that Stallone slapped his forehead and dropped the microphone, drawing applause and laughter.

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by Anonymousreply 4310/31/2019

I don't know if he was handsome, but he was charming and sexy in the first Rocky.

by Anonymousreply 4410/31/2019

He was enormously popular with the gays for a few years after his break with the "The Lords of Flatbush" in 1974. He and Perry King in the same film? Of course he was noticed. They both were.

But he is inherently such a prick that the romance had to end. The gays pretty well dropped him in a short time. When he got a little money and a little fame, his real personality creeped out and became known. And no. Just no.

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by Anonymousreply 4510/31/2019

Rocky:ADRIENNE MY FACE IS SO TIGHT NOW FROM ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY IT'S STARTIN TO LOOK LIKE MY ANUS!

by Anonymousreply 4610/31/2019

He was super hot in Cobra

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by Anonymousreply 4710/31/2019

is he gay?

by Anonymousreply 4810/31/2019

I could never get past the stupid.

by Anonymousreply 4910/31/2019

Sly is an idiot savant who deservedly became a "broad" "popular" world famous superstar.

by Anonymousreply 5010/31/2019

A friend of mine saw Stallone years ago at the Park City film festival and he said Stallone is tiny "like Queen Elizabeth tiny".

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by Anonymousreply 5210/31/2019

Stallone is short. Even in heels. And his shoes always have heels. He tops out at 5'8" MAXIMUM.

I worked for a week on the set of "Staying Alive" and was shocked at how tiny he was. I knew he was short. But I didn't know he was THAT SHORT.

And he wore lizard skin cowboy boots with a thick sole and three inch heels.

by Anonymousreply 5310/31/2019

5'8" or 6'2", just looking at R52's photo, I would NEVER turn down a night in bed with that. His body was perfect.

by Anonymousreply 5410/31/2019

I think he's 5'9" My 5'10" female friend saw him up close when they were filming Staying Alive in Brooklyn. First she thought he looked like a mini Sylvester Stallone, then realized he WAS Sylvester Stallone! That's because everyone thought he was 6'2". She reported 5'9" to me, and I believe her because she used to be a seamstress.

by Anonymousreply 5510/31/2019

Sly's eye shape is abnormally round, which gives him that "sad" look. It also clashes a bit with the rest of his facial features, which is probably why some people find him unattractive.

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by Anonymousreply 5610/31/2019

^ Pre-nose job

by Anonymousreply 5710/31/2019

Sanpaku eyes!

by Anonymousreply 5810/31/2019

He showed a lot in "The Specialist" in that shower scene with Sharon Stone. His body was ridiculous, and his ass beyond fuckable

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by Anonymousreply 5905/23/2020

I always found him fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 6005/23/2020

I thought he was really hot from around 1985 to 1994. From Rocky IV to The Specialist, he looked really good. Great body and I thought he was handsome. He made some horrible films (Stop or My Mom Will Shoot) but some good ones (I think Cliffhanger holds up).

The one thing that stands out for me about him is I remember Dolly Parton being interviewed about him and she had nothing but good things to say about him. She said that even though their film Rhinestone was a huge flop, she was happy to have the chance to work with him and that he helped her through a difficult period.

by Anonymousreply 6105/23/2020

[quote] "So I went in – this was during our war – I said to myself, I'm going to leak out that I have tremendous interest. I know the way it works in Hollywood. I would then ask for a lot of money. So then they'd say, 'Let's go give it to Sly. Maybe we can get him for cheaper.' So they told Sly, 'Schwarzenegger's interested. Here's the press clippings. He's talked about that. If you want to grab that one away from him, that is available.' And he went for it! He totally went for it. A week later, I heard about it, 'Sly is signing now to do this movie.' And I said, [pumps fist] 'Yes!'"

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by Anonymousreply 6205/23/2020

Matt Damon's & Ben Affleck's success ("Good Will Hunting") reminds me of Stallone's "Rocky" success.

by Anonymousreply 6305/23/2020

Is that Mr Bean's/Rowan Atkinson's face superimposed on Stallone's body in R34?

by Anonymousreply 6405/23/2020

"Cobra" was where all claim he ever made of not being a hardcore conservative was forever dispelled--no one could have agreed to star in that film without being as hardcore right as possible.

At the end of the film, the hero sets the villain (who stays of prison on technicalities because of liberal judges) on fire, while sneering, 'You have the right to remain silent."

by Anonymousreply 6505/24/2020

He is ugly with a tiny dick.

by Anonymousreply 6605/24/2020

I had dinner with Sly around 1999-2000. He sat next to me because I am also short. He was about 5'6. The person above who described him as "sullen" is correct.

by Anonymousreply 6705/24/2020

Extras on the sets of his movies are forbidden from making eye contact with him. Five former maids sued him in 1999 because they alleged he had them fired for making eye contact with him and his mother.

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by Anonymousreply 6805/24/2020

From 1999:

[quote] RAMBO and Rocky Star Sylvester Stallone is being sued by five former servants who claim he treated them worse than his pet dogs.Five former cooks and cleaners, who are claiming £937,000, say in a lawsuit that Stallone fed steaks to his dogs but would not let the hired help eat in his Miami mansion. The actor, who rose to fame playing working class heroes, also insisted on being treated like royalty and imposed strict rules of conduct.

[quote] The rules, which the servants dubbed ``The Emperor's Ten Commandments', allegedly included a ban on making eye contact with the star and requiring staff to ``back out and vanish immediately' when he entered a room.

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by Anonymousreply 6905/24/2020

He named his children Sage, Seargeoh, Sophia, Sistine, and Scarlet Stallone.

by Anonymousreply 7005/24/2020

I had an office mate that lived in the same apartment house as Stallone when he was unknown and writing the script for Rocky. She said he sold the finished movie script to the studio, bought a big fancy car and moved out in one week.

She said he was very focused but friendly while he lived next to her. As I have said before, when the star has a financial stake in the production, they suddenly turn into an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 7105/24/2020

I hate that heavy lidded look. He’s never been attractive to me and except for the first rocky I have avoided all his movies.

by Anonymousreply 7205/24/2020

Hard pass. He always looks unhappy and I always thought he was a huge closet case. I mean, he married the very feminine Brigitte Nielsen.

by Anonymousreply 7305/24/2020

He looks pretty hot in R41's photo.

by Anonymousreply 7405/24/2020

R67 What did you talk about during the dinner?

by Anonymousreply 7505/24/2020

This picture was making the rounds as a still of Stallone in a porn film but apparently it's not Stallone but a porn star Nick East.

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by Anonymousreply 7605/24/2020

Who ever this Nick East was I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 7705/24/2020

According to his Wikipedia article, Stallone contributed to Rick Santorum's campaign in 1994 when he was running for Pennsylvania Senator. He is obviously a conservative. That being said, it also states that he is a hardcore gun control advocate and has been described as the "most anti-gun person working in Hollywood," which I find surprising.

by Anonymousreply 7805/24/2020

He showed off his ass in almost every movie he did in the late 1980s and through the mid-90s. He even flashed his bare butt in that movie with Estelle Getty.

by Anonymousreply 7905/24/2020

R79 his first movie was a porno, so he obviously never had any issue showing himself off. I'm glad he had that fine ass of his documented on celluloid though once, let alone multiple times. Even if you didn't find his face attractive (which I actually did), you can't argue that he had a beautiful body.

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