Stupid Old Men Gonna Stupid: Christie Brinkley's Ex Engaged to 20 Year Old

In the words of the immortal Patsy Stone, “I think it’s tremendous!”

I hope that 20 year old has a lawyer who will draw up a prenup ensuring she gets something out of him when he dies or when she divorces him.

daddy issues...

Thanksgiving should be interesting this year.

she looks like a muppet

It's a very mannish Irish Traveller looking thing, isn't it?

Where have the standards for sugar babies gone???

How long can the marriage last? He’s into jailbait. She’s going the hit the wall in 2-3 years.

What's so "stupid" about this?

He is 9 years older than her father, New York art dealer Marc Jancou

She's certainly got big tits!

She doesn’t seem to have gotten them from her mother R11.

Of course not R12, she got them from a surgeon.

R13 And he obtained them from Dow-Corning... Third hand tits really!

That one hard looking 20-year-old

Christie must be cackling. I feel like most straight men would her over...that.

Talk about a downgrade.

MTF. Hasn't learned to stand yet without looking like a fullback.

She has a dick, so not really a downgrade at all.

When will this horrid trend of drawing over and around your eyebrows with a sharpie marker end?

She looks like Aaron Carter's sister of Hulk Hogan's daughter. Not pretty at all.

Who gets engaged at 20 any more? This chick looks like a real prize.

I feel like having an ugly sugar baby is worse than no sugar baby

The son is hot

Her 50 year old mother is far more attractive than she is. That might be a first.

That said, I feel kind of sorry for her because she is going to earn every penny.

[quote]What's so "stupid" about this?

Seriously?

No fool like an old fool

I think the strange pancake makeup including the overdrawn brows make her look old. She probably looks much younger without the clown makeup.

r11 = Donald Trump

Jesus PETE! When is that CLOWN EYEBROW TREND GONNA DIE!? Horrible-looking.

Damn, she looks like a horse in the face. Very low rent Sarah Jessica Parker look about her.

Her teeth are very off putting.

Wasn't there some sort of escandalo about him years back (not including his divorce from Brinikley)? or maybe the scandal resulted in her leaving him? But didn't he get caught at something very unsavory?

It's always a shame when fugly women sink their claws into fine specimens of man meat like Christie Brinkley's 60 year old ex husband.

She’s a walking, talking, breathing Fleshlight.

A participation trophy wife.

DL is in fine form. Joan Rivers is cackling from her grave.

If I were rich, I would fuck 20 year olds all day. I do not understand the problem with this except that it offends ninnies.

Aaand the gays are attacking the woman again, not one critical word about the old geezer. Compare to the thread abt the daddy/son relationship. Why do you all hate women so much? Genuine question.

not sexist, just superficial. The geezer looks horny and pathetic, but all geezers do. It’s normal. She looks terrible. It goes to show that youth trumps taste. A boy her age probably wouldn’t be attracted to her.

Nice that he is getting some hot young stinkhole after enduring Methuselah Brinkley!

She's looking for some kind of exposure (got it!) and he's obviously looking for some pootang on the regular. Most straight women his age are over that shit.

He will die in bed, deservedly.

R41, Erna is a cunt.

R38 fucking them is fine. Giving them a legal claim to your property is idiotic.

R39 -points to title of thread-

R39, they don't hate women of taste, lesbians and authentic bitches who own their shit. They do hate fraus and gold diggers, in general, but you have to consider that of all the groups of men in the world, gay men have no reason to like or love women.

The misogyny here is obvious when it appears, but most of our gay brethren on the DL tolerate and/or like women who understand this site is their place and respect that.

That being said, Erna is still a cunt.

Shut the fuck up Shiteater Erna.

r36 - nicely done!

Never found Christie Brinkley that attractive, but she is light years better looking than this kid. She absolutely looks MtF. Whatever, she's probably thinking she'll get divorced/dumped after a few years and come out of it with a couple of bucks. She'll re-marry well if she's a gallery owner's kid.

Don’t think he has that much money. Christie had most of it. He’s a sad old model who will never accept that he’s old. Both he and Christie were narcisstic superficial low IQ pretty people. She got lucky with Billy Joel - and her daddy - money.

The kids are strangely kinda meh. Bad combination of genes. Not ugly - but definitely neither are model pretty.

Gross! As a straight woman I couldn’t ever imagine at that age bending over for a fucking grandpa.

I showed this article to a straight male friend. He literally recoiled at her photo, but said "she has great boobs"

What isn’t R9?

Cook’s head is so big, it has its own zip code.

Brinkley is five years older than Cook.

He’s engaged to Jeffree Star?

Hobnobbing with Alec Baldwin

Maybe she looks better in person. Nah.

Rollin’ with her homely homies.

Never liked this guy, he seems like a bully. Brinkley always gave me the creeps as well. Something seems off with her too.

He got the pick of the horsey set litter.

Girlfriend on the right needs a good bra and spanx.

She looks like a sex doll. No really, she does!

[R54] Hobby Horsin’ is the the circle they cantor in.