Noah Reid from Schitt's Creek

Ted MULLENS, OP.

I would not call him "a super hunk" by any means-- he is nowhere near so buff as Dustin Milligan, who plays Ted Mullens, and even Milligan does not qualify as "a super hunk." Noah Reid is very fit, though,and he's got a beautiful face and absolutely beautiful skin.

Both are super hot. Fuck Marry Kill Schitts Creek edition

Kill Mutt

Marry Patrick

Fuck Ted.

Sorry--wrong thread.

What am I R2? Chopped liver?

He's gorgeous. I love his character on Schitt's Creek. He's also very straight and engaged to be married, but an ally nonetheless.

Not into doughy faced gingers.

You're forgetting Steve Lund as Jake, R2.

Dustin Milligan! Sorry

My friends think he's too pretty boy instagram perfect

Having actors like Noah and Dustin really shows how average Dan Levy really is.

Fuck Jake Marry Patrick Kill Ted

What’s the deal with his eyebrows?

R11 who? Dan Levy?

Dustin Milligan is hot.

Tim Rozon on the first few seasons was also hot even if his hairless body always freaked me out.

Noah Reid seems more like "marriage material" and it doesn't help that his character is so bland which works to contract with David's character.

Such a blank face, like he's made of putty and could be reshaped into something more interesting. Your friends' favorite flavor of ice cream must be vanilla.

Ted is the hottest IMO.

Ted is too skinny and looks like he'd scrape your dick bloody with those giant tooths. Patrick is the hottest, though Mutt is a good if someone takes away the body razor.

Dustin Milligan does have big tombstone teeth, and even worse he shows his gums when he smiles. However, he is otherwise quite pretty, and he has a great body. And he's very good at comedy

One of my favorite running gags on "Schitt's Creek" is Ted's love of terrible puns, which culminates when he breaks up with the girl at the local falafel hut and writes her the text that says "I feel-afel about texting you this, but we have to break up"--to which her response is, "COOL!"

Neither Noah Reid nor Dustin Milligan seems to be gay in real life, which is pretty disappointing.

Dustin Milligan is hot.

R17, does he come out in anything else other than Schitt's Creek?

GUNS! Feat. Dustin Milligan's Nipples

R21, I don't know what I just saw, but I need more of Dustin's nipples in my life.

I think he's adorkable. He's 'technically' engaged to a woman, but you know what that means.....

He looks like a dishrag mated with a piece of cardboard.

Another vote for Mutt here. I was hoping he'd get it on w/Levy's character.

I'm going to take a hard pass on the Mulligan Stew.

there's "hot," and there's "Canadian-hot."

Well, Dustin certainly has... range.

R26, you would really pass this up?

He's gross. He looks like he showers 8 times a day because his natural body odor smells like cold cuts. Mutt was the only fuckable guy on the show. Dustin is too pretty.

He almost looks down syndrome.

R29 He has very pretty eyes, but I feel no sexual attraction to him whatsoever. Even at fifty-one, I have a lot of options... if I don't feel compelled, I pass. I'm also R25, and really am attracted to Mutt, though I usually prefer hairy blokes. Generally, I prefer dark hair, and darker features, and love beards. Muscles on their own, different types of nipples don't turn me on by themselves as features. I don't ordinarily go for pretty, though there have been exceptions to all these throughout the years. I see many beautiful or perfect men each and everyday, yet that doesn't mean I'm sexually attracted. I know, I sound odd.

Looks ftm.

I'd take Reid anytime, in any way. I actually don't think he is as vanilla as they paint his character in the show. I don't know it for a fact but I am positive he is into hardcore BDSM where his fiance is submitting to him to something really degrading.

There is some edge to Noah Reid. Love his performance in the Cabaret rehearsal scene. That guy can move!

Personally, I'd rather fuck Eugene Levy. He looks good in those tight suits. Or his son Dan, who I would definitely fuck over any of these bland whitebreads.

Noah’s the only guy on the show I’m attracted to. Dustin is a gross straight guy who probably smells like feces. Dan’s unfortunate looking, and so is Mutt without the beard. Noah looks and seems normal, and thus he is the most attractive.

Why all the Dustin hate?

They're all cute.

If Dan Levy thinned his eyebrows out, lost a little weight and toned up and got contacts, he'd be better looking.

Thanks, Anna Wintour r40.

Dan Levy is doing just fine, he sends his love after signing his lucrative TV deal.

no and he's gotten fat

Could you be a little more articulate, r33?

Sorry, that was for r43, who provides no info as to who he's even referring to, though we can glean fat people are out.

I know Noah through his parents. Both of his parents are professors at OCAD University Canada's largest art and design University. Noah is straight and was something of a player until he met his now fiancee. When I was part of the OCAD community, there were rumours that Noah's dad (Stuart) was not entirely straight.

Maybe that helped him play a gay, r46.

Can you tell more, r46? What's he like, intro- or extrovert, mellow or drama, funny or nerdy?

I’m totally and completely in love with Patrick… Noah

He was the eye candy that was the antidote to Dan levy.

He ruined the show. I hope he never works again.

[quote] What am I [R2]? Chopped liver?

I wouldn't to that far, Dan.

Please give us more of Steve Lund as Jake!

Reid announced his engagement to actress Clare Stone on December 31, 2018.[23] They were married on July 25, 2020.[24] Reid is a dual Canadian-US citizen.[25]

Noah seems boring IRL and his music is average at best. He was fine on the show but nothing extraordinary.

I’ll take Dan any day. I bet he has a hairy chest.

And before you bitter old queens start... NO I’m not Dan.

Omg please fuck me Noah

Dan/David’s not bad looking, it’s his precious mannerism that are a turn off.

The last scene Ted is in, his face looks totally different with those big fake choppers

Mutt was hot with the beard. Noah is cute too.

Who was the actor that played the bi-sexual that slept with David and Stevie? He was hot too

Loved Noah on the show. He was perfect. Also loved Dustin. Was SO sad that he was barely in the last season; wanted things to work out for his character and Alexis.

I wonder if they’ll do a movie a few years from now (a la SATC)

I would to see where these characters are several years from now.

super cutie

I think he's cute. He looks like a guy I hooked up with once - I had two guys hitting on me - and I went with the guy that looked like him.

OMG. He was a great kisser and then started to suck me - he then rimmed me like an oral olympian - he started to jerk me as he ate my hole - as I panted, he smiled and winked at me as I was about to be real close and he closed his mouth over my dick and sucked me completion. It was one of the best orgasms of my life.

I've since found the hotness of a man isn't directly related to hot how hot he is in bed.

Dustin Milligan looked hot AF in a Simple Favor. Wasted on Anna Kendricks, still hot.

he's hot

He has a cute smile and kind eyes.