Lauren Tewes

Always on point

I used to pronounce her last name "tooz," until I was edified by Battle of the Network Stars.

OP, them's "coke" eyes, fer sure!

Forget Tinseltown — it's TEWES-town now, baby! Sophia Loren, take a seat, because a new Lauren is here to go supernova over the skies of Hollywood!

For those of you who need to be schooled;

IT'S PRONOUNCED TWEEZE!!!!

She'll never be America's TV sweetheart!

It's pronounced TEE-wes

Let it flow. It floats back to you.

Based on the picture at R4, ABC missed an opportunity to recast the character of Roseanne Connor with Ms. Tewes......

As a fellow Pennsylvanian we were so taken with one of our own being on that glamour ship meeting all those legendary stars. She far surpassed her progenitor Nancy Culp, aka Miss Jane Hathaway, who while on a glamorously set show did not live up to the environment. Of course Lauren never came out as a lesbian and ran for state government though.

Holy shit, she does look kind of like Roseanne now. Getting older is one thing, but the shape of her eyes and teeth are totally different.

You can't say Lauren Tewes without smiling.

Was she actually fired from The Love Boat?

She’s a cheese specialist! Says number 8, and number 6 answers your question R13.

It takes a fuck load of talent to be a cheese specialist nowadays!

R15 Yes! “The actress attended culinary school to diversify her skill set.” You go laughing cow girl!

Only cheese has more cheese!

Because those front teeth are a plate, R11. The eyes are a combination botched eye job/weight gain.

WHERE'S THE COKE????

Her head always seemed off center.

R14 Missing Lauren fact number 10 she had this bumper sticker.

I loved her quote: "Having a lot of money can buy you things, but I never thought it could kill me."

I was in a beachfront hotel in Puerto Vallerta back in the day. I looked up from my chaise on the balcony and spied the Pacific Princess pulling in. Later that evening my companion and I were at the dock near the ship and went on board. Watched the filming of a cocktail lounge scene and informally toured the ship. Then much to our delight after we had disembarked, a cab pulled up and who got out but Loretta Young and her daughter. Well that was enough to last a lifetime for me. Didn't see Lauren however. But - I did see Eddie Albert having lunch at the hotel.

She may want to lay off that cheese a bit. It's put a good 100 pounds on her small frame.

It's "coke bloat," R24.

It's always "snowing" where Lauren lives.

The introduction of wanton nymphette Jill Whelan and her youthful labia churning out ovum like See's Candies on I Love Lucy must have had Lauren quaking in her cruise director espedrills

Jill taking a long overdue crap on her lucite toilet with matching squatty potty.

R26 Oh come on Jill Whelan was the cousin Oliver of the Love Boat and thus the death knell of the series.

I don't remember that bowl haircut in R4. Did she do that to herself while on a tragic coke binge in Cabo San Lucas?

Blonde Bombshells of the 80s: Judy Landers-n-Lady Whelan

Sex.On.A.Stick.

So in her coked up state, how many guest stars did Lauren get it on with during the cruise? My money is on David Cassidy and Ricky Nelson and maybe Melissa Sue Anderson on an adventurous night.

I think Isaac slipped something in my drink, and I ended up having a wild midnight throuple on the Lido Deck with him and Julie.

R33 So a reverse Oreo?

She should write a tell all, she fucked some gorgeous men from the 70's through the 90s.

Jill Whelan is Princess Cruises' "Celebrations Ambassador!" I think we all know why Miss Tewes was not selected!

I love Jules! I loved her character, although she did screw up on one episode of the Love Boat. She hired someone to dance, not knowing he was really a stripper. How risqué. Captain Stubing actually smells the stripper’s pants when they are thrown at the Captain.

America's Sweetheart

Jill Whelan is one of the few child celebrities that got better looking as she got older.

Well she certainly couldn't have gotten much worse...

R37 a nice reminder of what sexy was before steroids and lipo

I loved LB and Lauren in it. I live in Europe and I remember there was a big news on local newspaper that she had died because of her cocaine addiction. I didn’t know she used it. This was long before internet. Imagine my surprised when years later she and other original cast members were on Next Wave! She was alive!! She has been very open about her addiction and how it ended her career in Hollywood. She must be much happier in Seattle. Did you see her in new Twin Peaks?