Fucking machines - thoughts?

OP, I assumed you were a Luddite from the title alone.

Haha, not what I meant...

It's all fun & games till the brakes fail, on your ass & the machine.

My parents had one in their walk in closet, which they USUALLY kept locked.

Mine also makes fudge.

My grandma always said to keep it in the basement.

My grand pappy converted an old Singer treadle sewing machine into a fuck machine, but it always required a third wheel...awkward for us grand kids to say the least...

Boy, I don't know. You'd have to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

This is a godsend.

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Many years ago someone on DL posted a video of a guy getting nailed by a fucking machine he'd made out of a Kitchenaid stand mixer and a dildo—and he was adjusting the speed control with his toes.

Race Cooper changed my mind about them.

I find the idea of them simultaneously silly and depressing.

Will it at least buy you a vending machine dinner first?

Stick to humans..borrow some dude’s husband if you have to..fucking is essential to good health

To me they’re only hot when used in kinky scenarios. For instance, a guy getting tied up with a fucking machine pounding into him at full speed, and he’s unable to resist as it ruins him and makes him cum until he’s completely drained. Things like that.

In a normal way it’s just silly and ridiculous. Just use a dildo.

I use Siri for that.

I hooked with up a guy who had one. The machine and I took turns wrecking his ass over 3 hours. It was interesting, and I’m surprised how many guys express interest in trying it. I’m pretty open to kink, as long as it’s sanitary and won’t kill bees.

Not much surprises me, but a hot muscle guy getting double penetrated by a bedroom appliance is novel.

i'm a top and find the videos very hot. but im happy to keep it in the spank bank and not introduce into my actual sex life

These machines make for a hot fantasy to use on a sexy, ripped, bubble butt, straight hunk who has been abducted and forced to submit to an anal orgasm. But that is just fantasy..

Nothing beats the real thing. I feel sorry for bottoms that can’t get real dick regularly and need a machine for their fix

Maybe they prefer the machine.

IIRC there was research on orgasms that said steady rhythm was involved in the final kick to blast off. Changing positions and rhythms is find and prolongs sex but steady is why lots of men can fuck and cum in a few minutes.

Zak Spears made a video using one.

Some things shouldn't be automated, like dudes.

Does it have a model that can cum?

You know the big advantage of sex toys? If handled properly (and you are the only one using them) they don't give you STDs.

And when you are jacking off to Sean Cody porn for years and years the real thing with an average looking guy just isn't really that hot and exiting.

ITA with R13 and R19. Some of those Fuck Machine videos are incredibly hot but I'd never want to get involved with one in real life.

"... the real thing with an average looking guy just isn't really that hot and exiting."

Sad!

It’s like the difference between listening to a player piano vs. a concert pianist.

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I never found anything mechanical to be sexy in the least. You're missing all the sensory stuff that comes with a real live human being. It's just so absurd...but at least it won't expect breakfast in the morning, I suppose.

Plus= don't have to buy them dinner. Minus= no cuddling.

Invented by my husband, Caracticus, as a birthday surprise for Grandpa!

They make me think of internal injuries.

I don't have to make it coffee in the morning, so sure

R3 no, that’s when it gets really fun.

R11 because DLers are some of the smartest and ingenious people on the planet. You go gurl, penetration rules.