The Continuing Adventures of Jailbird Mom, Felicity Huffman

Is green is the new orange?

I wonder how much they paid a guard to take that pic.

Felicity Huffman dressed for trimming grass.

At least she has the comfort of knowing in another week, the worst will be over. And in another year, the whole thing will be over for her. Unlike Lori Loughlin, who has dug her heels in and is now looking at probable real prison time.

I don't know if Felicity can count on having much of a career left, but at least money won't be an issue.

Oh please, this will only make her more appealing.

Lori Loughlin on the other hand, looks like an entitled rich cunt bitch, and her daughter a trashy whore.

Lori is looking at a month. Tops. Who are you kidding?

Is Felicity getting some premium prison snatch?

r7 it would be irresponsible of her not to!

She’s white. She’ll be fine, her career may have a bump or two but she will not suffer in any way. She’s white. White, white, white!

"Think WHITE!"

[quote]Lori is looking at a month. Tops. Who are you kidding?

Oh, sure, only a month in jail. But a lifetime ban from appearing in any more Hallmark Channel Christmas movies!

I don't think it's fair to post pics of her in jail.

She looks like she's devising a clever plan for an armed break-out. Still scheming, still dreaming.

You're not welcome at home, mother. We're not running a halfway house.

I sort of respect the fact that Felicity took this on the chin and pleaded guilty, even though it's small potatoes. I feel like she'll really treat it as a "learning experience" and commit to public atonement for this. Lori Loughlin, on the other hand, has proven herself an insufferable (and utterly stupid) cunt who deserves all the prison time she gets.

[quote] I feel like she'll really treat it as a "learning experience" and commit to public atonement for this.

Oh, sure thing.

Will someone please give Miss Huffman a medal?

Let's Hope Ivanka goes to the same prison after she is sentenced.

We know that a mini-series is in development and the producers are probably glad for this pic. They are probably pitching ideas for Felicity's prison scenes.

I will give her credit if afterwards she quietly goes about her life and work...if she goes on some talk show apology, woe is me tour then all brownie points earned for pleading guilty and owning up shall be forfeited.

Lori must be shitting her pants and kicking herself for not just taking the plea.

[quote] Lori Loughlin on the other hand, looks like an entitled rich cunt bitch, and her daughter a trashy whore.

At least they are not hiding who they really are.

As she should R21. She has always struck me as extremely dim. She always has that look in her eyes that suggests there is little to nothing going on in her head.

Exactly R2. I think she did something shitty but I hate the hypocritical law enforcement types more who think that they can do wtf they like and still own the moral high ground. The guard who took the picture is probably selling drugs to and taking bribes from the prisoners.

r23 you can also see it in her daughter and how much she respects school. Kids get that from the parents.

Here is Lori and her famous "checked-out" stare. Felicity seems like a reasonably intellectual woman to me; she also came from an uppercrust, privileged family, whereas Lori seems to have had a complex her entire life about being uneducated Long Island trash—hence why she was willing to drop half-a-mill on getting her princess into USC, whereas Felicity's top dollar was $15k.

I think the Daily Mail took the photos. It was visiting day & there was article with photos in the Daily Mail.

Half a million is still crazy. Her daughters must really be idiots.

It is asinine, R28. USC is not even that great of a school. If you're going to bribe with those kinds of numbers, there are far better universities whose doors you could go knocking on.

I think she should do an extra year of time for playing a man who transitions to female in "Transamerica".

One of the 2 criminal defense lawyers CNN has on a lot said yesterday LL is gonna get a year.

I hope she and her nasty husband both get two years minimum. Then she gets in trouble in prison for trying to buy people and doesn't qualify to be let out.

I thought that was a makeup free Caitlyn Jenner volunteering for Habitat for Humanity.

I’m sure she spends the day convincing herself she’s just researching for a role.

David Mamet will write her a One-Woman show that Bill Macy will produce for a limited run at the Steppenwolf in spring 2020. Career saved!

Is Woody directing a film?

Free my cooter!

Free it!

IIRC, the news originally reported that Felicity Huffman's plea offer was for something like 6 months. 14 days is a long way from that. I doubt that Lori Loughlin and her husband will do much time. I predict 3 months, at most.

Prison ages a person. Hard time is hell.

$15000 for Georgetown. LL was half a mill for that crapshack USC. Wonder how much Dr. Dre paid for his kid to get in.

Felicity is going to have to disappear and do theatre for at least a year before she’ll get another movie. Doing jail time is so off-brand for her, she’ll have to either rebrand completely or disappear and come back.

It would be totally fun to have her do SNL the week after she gets out.

R40 Dr. Dre donated like 70 million dollars to USC several years ago. His daughter is attending their film program. I'm betting he'll probably a fund a production company for her at some point. She'll also benefit from nepotism in Hollywood just like all the kids of celebs who work behind or front of the camera.

They all have to make "Chained Heat 3: School Of Hard Knocks" as community service.

I wonder how employable Huffman will be after all this. Doing made-for-streaming movies (like the recent, wretched OTHERHOOD) and mini-series have been her bread and butter, often playing kooky or controlling moms or, ironically, district attorneys. She's no longer a great fit for either of those parts.

She has theatre chops and training but I cannot remember the last time she did theatre, at least in NY.

At 56, she might consider retiring from any kind of public life.

Is she a felon now? Can’t vote?

[quote] Lori is looking at a month. Tops. Who are you kidding?.... Oh, sure, only a month in jail. But a lifetime ban from appearing in any more Hallmark Channel Christmas movies!

But Lifetime or Tru TV will come a calling having her star in her own autobiographical opus.

[quote]Felicity seems like a reasonably intellectual woman to me; she also came from an uppercrust, privileged family, whereas Lori seems to have had a complex her entire life about being uneducated Long Island trash—hence why she was willing to drop half-a-mill on getting her princess into USC, whereas Felicity's top dollar was $15k.

Hey I know a some very intelligent Hauppauge High alum including her friends, one became a teacher, so there, but Lori really did have an attitude even when she was a teen on the soap. Felicity, pled, and only involved one daughter for $15K. She decided not to do the same for the second daughter. Lori did both girls, that's twice, complete with fake pictures and a half million dollars. She'll get six month if convicted.

I see her cast in the next Eva Longoria produced tv show. Eva's Grand Hotel got cancelled but I'm sure there will be another one around the corner, Eva is a busy bee. Maybe "Flicka" as Eva calls her can be the next bitch on wheels in some Devious Maids type reincarnation.

from FH's IMDB.com page:

[quote]She has German, English, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, Irish, Scottish, French, Dutch and Irish ancestry. Among her prominent ancestors are her great-grandfathers, Gershom Moore Peters, founder of the Peters Cartridge Company and prominent Baptist minister, and Frederick Berthold Ewing, a prominent St. Louis businessman, and her great-great-grandfather, Joseph Warren King, who founded the King Mills Powder Company. On March 1, 2012, she launched What The Flicka, a website dedicated to women and mothers where she is a regular contributor.

Lori will be in either a reality show after her one-month lockup at a country club prison or as the poster above said a Lifetime gig. She is not doing more than a month's time. Guaranteed.

Lori will do DWTS or perhaps John Stamos can pull some strings at General Hospital and get her a contract role there, maybe he'll even return as "Blackie" to help introduce her character. She'll spin it in that press that she's returning to her soap roots.

Lori's daughters are out at USC

My question was rhetorical r42. I think a lot of people know about the 70 million. I didn’t phrase it correctly. Sorry.

R7, have you bothered listening to legal experts on the news? If Lori continues to stonewall it, she will do way more than a month. I think her best case scenario, assuming she changes her plea to "guilty," is two or three months in prison.

Three months? She needs to get several years. They should add more charges.

Lori and her entitled ass are everything that is wrong with America right now. That bitch will get a small sentence.

No matter what she does or how much of a cunt she is and fights this, I still say she is getting a month, tops.

Bitch, you got what you deserved.

Always hilarious the vitriol people have against celebs.

It's not celebs, r58, it's the ultra-rich thinking they can do whatever they want and break whatever laws they want and get away with it. They do, most of the time, so it's nice to see them being punished once in awhile.

[quote]r40 Felicity is going to have to disappear and do theatre for at least a year before she’ll get another movie. Doing jail time is so off-brand for her, she’ll have to either rebrand completely or disappear and come back.

I think she'll go right back to work in TV and film. She's well liked.

[quote] Three months? She needs to get several years. They should add more charges.

Lori's facing more charges now. There is no way she's getting off with a "slap on the wrist" sentence like Felicity got. Even if she suddenly changes to a guilty plea, it's not going to go well for her. The best she can hope for is that she gets to do her time in California, closer to friends and family (and fans!)

In the meantime, her two incredibly stupid daughters have bitched and moaned about their "influencer" careers being destroyed by mummsie and daddy. Tough luck, girls. Time to get a real job. I hear McDonald's is hiring.

People will be more forgiving towards Felicity. She turned herself in and plead guilty. Lori went on the run, sending her PA poorly disguised as her in her place at the airport and continues to deny any wrongdoing.

I bet Lori pressured Felicity into the whole thing, harranged her day and night, even made threats, until our little desperate housewife went along with the scheme.

I want her head shorn in public!

Look at that evil, conniving face - LOOK AT IT!

Exactly R63. Felicity accepted that she fucked up. Lori is too stupid to do that, and therefore will get little to no public redemption. People don't like a coward, and Lori is one.

I predict a 9 month sentence for Lori and husband. They will probably get out by month 6. Would be shocked if they got more than 1 year.

I predict 10 years for Lori and her disgusting husband, and 30 years for the noxious daughters.

The children need their diplomas stripped away, and to be forced to begin again in kindergarten.

I agree r68.

Felicity should’ve done 1 year and Lori gets 10 years.

I think she looks beautiful in that picture. All the makeup and Hollywood glamour striped away, you see Felicity’s true face, and it’s beautiful.

Felicity will go on to work very quickly, because of how she handled herself plus she has TALENT. Lori has minimal talent and is comporting herself like a privileged 1% Lori and Jussie are both considered repugnant to many

I don’t think Lori will get 10 years. The prosecutors may ask for 5hag, but I do think she do more than a nickel.

R71 needs cataract surgery. She looks like a horse.

Felicity H’s rep is not good anymore. She can’t come roaring back or it will make her look shameless. She’ll have to do an apology tour (too bad Oprah and Baba retired) and some small roles and then it’s back to normal. She did the crime and paid for it, but it was still entitled rich white bitch shit that people are not that into anymore. She’s paid the price and learning her lesson.

That Full House witch though, she’s getting more than 3 months. Half a million for USC for god’s Sake. What an idiot.

[quote]Felicity will go on to work very quickly, because of how she handled herself plus she has TALENT.

Yes but the big question is still...who gets the conciliatory interview?

Ricardo Chavira really trashed Felicity in his Twitter account. He said he put up with eight years of her white privilege on Desperate Housewives, and he was outraged at the piddling sentence she got.

Ricardo Chavira can suck my dick, that pussy bitch.

I predict 1 month for Lori and her husband. Probably early release after three weeks for good behavior. She has serious connections.

It's crazy to me how blood thirsty some people are over this. Felicity's sentence seems appropriate to me. It's not like she freakin killed anyone, why do people think cheating on a test deserves years in prison...?

r79 = Russian agent

I'm glad Felicity is out and can put awful ordeal behind her. Lori should not plead guilty to something that shouldn't even be a crime. She didn't hurt anybody!

R81 = Donald Trump.

R71 = Franny McD

[quote]r79 It's not like she freakin killed anyone, why do people think cheating on a test deserves years in prison...?

For one thing, these criminal parents fucked up other students' lives, and careers, by fraudulently taking spaces away from serious scholars.

It's far from a victimless crime.

It's a victimless non crime!

Nice to see that rubber cheek-filler has finally deflated. Couldn't believe she went the Fonda route...

Henceforth, refer to Felicity Huffman as "ex-con Felicity Huffman."

Felicity Huffman dressed for getting one step closer to the exit gate.

Someone she's pissed of in there with her high and mighty ways could still plant contraband in her cell, or something.

#FingersCrossed

^^ pissed OFF

Not "of"

[quote] For one thing, these criminal parents fucked up other students' lives, and careers, by fraudulently taking spaces away from serious scholars.... It's far from a victimless crime.

Other parents may have fucked up other students' lives, Felicity Huffman did not. Her crime was victimless.

Felicity Huffman Released from Prison Early After Serving 11 Days of 14-Day Sentence

I said she would get out early and someone here stated The Feds don't let jailbirds fly free early.

Loughlin is getting at the very least a year, and possibly more, and she will serve all of it.

Lori should just flee the country if it looks like she is going to be unjustly convicted of a nothing non crime.

^^How about Canada? She must be pretty familiar with it by now from all the Hallmark movies she filmed there.

Hey Martha Stewart is doing better than before her extended stay in the hoosegow.

Such hypocrisy, everybody knows sport scholarships and college sports in general are honeypots for fraud but not much is done about it. College football is the worst offender of them all. Most of those football players are not eve even attending class half of the year, let alone study a career.

Good for Felicity for doing her time and now she can move on.

[quote]Good for Felicity for doing her time and now she can move on.

[bold]#NeverForgetNeverForgive

[quote]Good for Felicity for doing her time and now she can move on.

White privilege! El privilegio!