Straight men on Datalounge

Crickets

There are some, they are just not going to tell you.

I’m straight and date women exclusively. I actually am uber intelligent, but come here for conversation topics to bring up on dates. The females are impressed with my knowledge of all things gay.

I'm straight and I come to DL to talk to all the other straight men here about my attraction to FTM trans. I like to be be with a bro but still lay pipe in a pussy. I pick them up on Scruff and Grindr.

OP nothing like a pic of a ripped Stud to lure all the “str8” men into your thread.

I'm straight and I like to hear about recipes. Especially casseroles. I live on Staten Island with my mother. I'm also a cross dresser.

When I first started coming on DL, a straight guy posted about his girlfriend complaining about him blowing his nose in the shower. I was shocked any straight men were here.

my brother is 100% heterosexual and visits here more than I do. I found DL, but he is the frequent poster.

I'm not straight, and I want the guy in OP's photo more than anything I've ever wanted in my life.

I'm straight and come here to share my love for Belinda Carlisle, Gong Li, Capucine, Sharon Tate, the brilliance of Lisa Kudrow, and Mid-Century crockery.

Stupid.

I'm straight. Straight to the next cock.

R6

Bill? Bill Taylor?

We miss you!

The only straight ones that come here are looking for stories or ideas to write about. We have a few excellent writers and intellectuals here that surprise me with their IQ every once in a while.

I'm straight, but I love gay men. If I had a roommate, I would only want to live with a gay man. I like gay porn. I love watching two alpha males fuck each other and be totally into each other. I have had sex with men when I was young and loved it (best sex I ever had) so one would think I would identify as Bi. For me sex is not sacred. It's just sex. I can have it with anyone. But i have no desire to date a man, nor be romantic with one (cringe). I would have sex with a man today if I could. I wish I was gay. I think life would be more fun. Gay guys have a blast all the time. I want that in my life.

R15 ... wow ... you don't sound straight hon

I think that R15 finds sex between males to be "hot." That said, no sort of romantic or loving feelings would ever result from his indulgence with other males. Though the sex might be hot, he finds the idea of intimacy with them repellent and repulsive which I can understand. All of that he can only experience with a woman. Just taking a guess.

R15 a you can fuck my tight muscle bubble butt anytime!!

I'm straight, but I still complain when people (ppl) don't do a topic search before starting a thread.

*know

Any casserole recipes?

r17 You said it better than me!!! But I don't find love between men repulsive, I just can't wrap my brain around the thought of, say ME marrying a man and having a wedding, per se. Or a man buying me flowers, writing me a love letter? Myeah, no thanks. But if he wants to jump in the shower with me and jerk off, I'm all for it!!!!

Threads like these trip me up because I always assume it's exclusively gay guys who post here. I'm feeling all bashful all of a sudden. 🤭

I’m totally straight bro! I just love gay bros and stuff they talk about.

[quote]Threads like these trip me up because I always assume it's exclusively gay guys who post here.

.....? There are a ton of women who post here.

There was one that wandered in here by mistake during that thread about Tom Brady making out with his son. That’s the only time I’ve ever actually believed one has been in our presence.

I am a straight man. I have honestly never had sex.i know I’m not attracted to men sexually; I think I might be “asexual.” I am extremely shy, and I only communicate with other people through the net. I came across this site randomly when I searched a topic about ideas for a squash soup recipe of all things. I keep coming back because it’s entertaining to watch y’all bash each other and some of the comeback comments make me laugh out loud.

I think the only straight ones are trolls and/or high school kids.

I'M STRAIGHT AND I'M JUST HERE FOR THE BIG COCK. MY WIFE HAS NO IDEA.

I’m straight but I come here for the consensus on my popularity.

I'm straight but I can't get enough cock to suck! Also, I lurv the Golden Girls !

r25 I know, I keep forgetting about that as well for some reason. I do wish more would point out they're women in some way (you obviously can't do it implicitly because damn English is useless that way), so the replies would feel as diverse as the people who post them. They're just sort of depersonalised right now, which is why I default to everyone being a gay guy in my mind unless it's pointed out otherwise.

Same goes for black posters and PoC, honestly.

Attention all straight guys. Check out the guy at OP's link. Do straight guys generally have Speedo tan lines that start right above their carefully coiffed pubic hair?

Eh, i'd say it's your own implicit bias that you assume every poster is a white gay man r32.

There’s more women on here than posters of color. This sight consists of 90% white gay men, 5% white straight women, 4% white lesbians, and 1% miscellaneous (trannies, coloreds, etc.)

"Trannies, coloreds, etc"

???? WTF is happening on this website???

I imagine over 50% here to be socially isolated white gay men. Many living in flyover towns. So I don't blame them for posting here, it's their only connection to the gay community.

I'm straight and handsome and muscular but I enjoy coming to DL to hang with My Gays so I can shamelessly flirt with the gay IT guys and account managers at my workplace (where I am a salesman) and have them wondering "is he or isn't he?" when I lightly touch them on the shoulder, so they give me better leads and response times than my fatter and uglier colleagues.

r34 Not really. After all, this place was designed to be a homosexual message board and is still widely considered as such. In fact, it's probably the only place on the whole web where I have the privilege of assuming everyone is gay. That's quite an achievement for a marginalised community, so you accusing a gay guy of implicit bias on a gay site seems... not exactly like the hill to die on, to put it politely.

As for race, it's unfortunately been established through the years that this place is 95% (probably more) white, so again your implicit bias claim holds no water whatsoever. Points for trying, though.

I’m straight, but I come to Datalounge for advice on a problematic airport restroom habit - I have a wide stance.

r39 you are full of shit. There's been a ton of people of color here for years.

R41 - “there’s been a ton of people of color here for years.”

Honey, 1% (see the demographic breakdown in R35 , does not equal “a ton.”

They are fat POC, R42. Very fat.

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

Face it DL - you're an international, internet hit! People from all walks of life love the Data Lounge. Your girl, Muriel, is gingerly sipping a Pina Colada while lounging in the Maldives on that $1.50/mo

r42 Uh, you're referencing an anonymous poster for statistics who can't even spell the word "site" correctly?

Why bunch trannies and negroes under the 1% category. That's offensive.

Ok I admit being gay but I had gay guys - dirty sexual people, like the Swedes. I come here to be with the hot Masc bros.

I’m straight but “gay for pay.” I model, dance at my local gay bars, pride celebrations, and private parties. You guys treat me well and tip me well. I may be straight but I’m not narrow!!

Me in a nutshell.

Lots of other straight guys accessorize with a pop of color on their belts.

And I send naked photos to women and I can't help it if gay guys like looking at them.

And what's wrong with wanting to have your office look like a Duke's study? The guy on Downton was a duke.

r50 there aren't enough eyerolls in the world for that quote.

R51, the closest you'll get to a Duke is mayonnaise.

he might drive to Durham, r53.

He’s my favorite “straight.” I think he’s in the closet.

As a sorta straight/sorta gay guy, I just have to say I miss the golden era of Datalounge circa 2012. I discovered Datalounge by googling customer reviews of a book. And I have never laughed so hard with the wit, humor, and verbal sparring of the people who posted here. I don't what happened, but after leaving for a couple years (As far as I can guess, I got banned for calling someone a "stoopid dyke" -- having no idea if I was sparring with a woman or not) But I came back last year, and it was like all the excitement was gone. The fun was gone. The electricity was gone. The threads were empty. What happened? Where did everyone go?

R40 who are you kidding? You took three years of jazz and seven years of tap tap tap!

R9 Here's the guy of the OP pic, He's gay (and more older now) but unfortunately he destroyed his beautiful body with shit tattoos.

I like to pop over to DataLounge on occasion to give all you gays a straight-shooter's point of view. BTW, I love the pussy.

Didn't you hear R56? All the smart and witty posters died of AIDS because they blocked the PrEP troll. It was a terrible tragedy.

The golden era of Datalounge, R56, was way before 2012. I think it was circa 2005 when the DL got a shot out in Entertainment Weekly and the joint hasn't been the same since. Since that blurb in EW, the place has been inundated with fraus, deranged fanbois/fangurls and run of the mill trolls. It has been quite off-putting and has caused numerous long time posters to leave.

If you want to see the level of craziness (and not of the good kind) that this has generated, go into the current One Direction/Harry Styles. It's like reading letters to the editor of Tiger Beat magazine. Putting these lame ass threads behind a pay wall has tamed the problem somewhat, but it hasn't eliminated it.

No, the golden era was even before that, r61!

Datalounge was best in the Seventies before Giuliani turned it into Disneyland.

r56 here.

Are there threads behind a paywall that I can't see?

And I don't know what the Datalounge was like 15 years ago, but in 2012 it was great!!!!! I found it because I was googling (don't laugh) the Scotty Bowers book! I know! I know. The thread is on fire right now since he just died. His death made me think back to 2012 and how much pleasure I got reading the threads (life was really horrible for me at the time, so the DL was a place of escape) It's very full circle for me right now.

The same straight men come on here that go on Grindr stating they're straight.

R15 & R22 classic case of bisexual, but heteroromantic. Also plenty of people that are bisexual and homoromantic. But as bi erasure is already common, this kind of thing is of course even less acknowledged. Some of them also use a "no labels" approach, because they are tired of explaining it to everyone.

okay r66. Congrats. You have coined totally new terms I have never heard before... heteroromantic, homoromantic, and bi erasure!!!

r15, here.

r67 your post is very transphobic!

r68 Huh????????????????

How so?

... (just wanted to say that I'm not R68 and have no idea where the transphobic thing came from either)

Why are straight me so stupid?

r69 it was a joke (you were talking about made-up words... transphobic is also made up)

I am all straight, but DL insists I am gay, and I come here is see what gay men are saying about me. They can be so mean. I am cultured and refined, and gays think only they and actresses can be such. But I laugh too, and bitchy attention is still attention. I admit, I do admire the pics of tasteful men in good shape. It helps motivate me to workout and eat healthy.,,,sometimes.

I'm looking for the FTM hot bros. I'm gay but I mostly fuck transmussy. The problem is they are so hot there is stiff competition to lay pipe in the bro studs. Which thread are they in? It's not this one? Help a guy out, thanks!

You have to endure enough deliberately douchey bullshit from straight men throughout your life involuntarily, why invoke more of it?

r72 in this "woke" world we live in, you rattled me!

And I say gently, with no ill-will, you gotta work on constructing your jokes and punchlines.

R75 - actually I used to endure bad behavior from straight men, but recently I just put it all out there and I seem to be more well received. It’s like they know they’re “required” to be nice to gays. Maybe they’re secretly disgusted, but I still flirt!

[quote] his sight consists of 90% white gay men, 5% white straight women, 4% white lesbians, and 1% miscellaneous

Your numbers aren't even close regarding straight women on here, R35. There's been actual data compiled on this. It's closer to 45% gay men, 5% lesbians and 50% straight women.

DL is entertaining and it is neither politically correct nor full of right wing morons. Also I don’t like Fraus.

r56: It was 10x better around that time. The redesign drove away a lot of people and more left after trolls swarmed the board. It's not as bad now as it was then, but what made this board exciting and interesting to visit is gone. It's mostly straight fraus and trolls pretending to be gay men.

r15: Dear, you are clearly gay or at least bi-curious.

I don't mind women in real life, but I fucking HATE when they post here. You cunts get enough handed to you in life, you have to come here and be part of this too? Go post on your own fucking board.

The women that post here are mostly gay men supporters, so I don’t mind them. I love our “fag hags.” (Fag hag is meant lovingly)

R82 the term "fag hag" is literal violence. We call them Debbies. Or Little Debbies if they're especially sweet.

Why are you all not talking about me? I [italic]own[/italic] this thread.

Oh r80. I got bad news for you. I'm both r56 and r15 ! lololololol

And I don't want to marry you, but I do want you to come over and hang out in my jaccuzzi!!!

I'm straight, and on breaks from Congressional meetings, I hop onto DataLounge to relieve some stress by scrolling through the White guys wit ASS thread. I so miss Aaron Schock walking around DC in those tight pants of his.

I am uhh, totally a straight pussy-hound, but damn do I love hearing you gays talk about my prodigious tit-muscles. It's nice to be appreciated.

Dear Straight Men on Datalounge: GO AWAY!

R74 You're not gay, gays is not sexually attracted to women, homophobic piece of shit. FF + block.

Well, I post here.

Straight men don't post here.

Men post on DL? From the thread content, I thought it was all high school kids, bitter fraus and a couple of ancient Judy queens

Ok, straight men, I always wondered....have you ever had a guy give you a BJ? Would you? I mean only oral, nothing more. Just curious.

r75 straight men taken on the whole are much nicer to me than gay men ever were.

Everything was better when Mrs Patrick Campbell was posting!

R94 not when you're not around

Exactly, R96.

I once worked in an office of about 8 men. They were the biggest collection of two-faced, back stabbing, bitchy mother fuckers ever assembled under one roof. The lone woman in the office once said to me: "And they say women are bitches."

And yes, there were all married with kids.

So no one's gonna say it?

Why are straight me so stupid?

Straight but interested in bug chasing. Thus, here.

For the record: like all senators, I am a straight man.

I am also straight!

R101, Who told?

The guy in OP’s photo reminds me of Fadi.

Yes R93. A mouth is a mouth. And there's better chance of getting swallowed or giving a facial.

Everyone saying many longtime posters abandoned DL after it changed. But where would/did they go? Do you think they just don't post or participate in any forums or message boards at all? I agree that it's not as good as it was but it's still better than Reddit, Lipstick Alley or any faux alternative s that I'm aware of.

R105 let’s make DL successful again.

Maybe Muriel needs to do a census in 2020 - age, sex, location, sexual preference, race.... It would be interesting to know the actual numbers, rather than all this speculation.....

I’m a gay man trapped in a straight marriage of 24 years. This is my social outlet. Sad but true. I do take comfort in knowing I can come here anonymously and keep up with current topics and such.

Get out [108] life is short.

Seriously R108,

If you’re truly gay (and not bi), get out. You’d be happier alone and your wife could finally find someone who actually desires her.

R109 R110 Thank you for the kind advice. And believe me I’ve agonized for years over this. My wife’s family is very wealthy and therein lies the issue. If I came out, I’d be giving up quite a lot! I would go from having access to 4 homes down to a one bedroom apartment. (I’m employed by her father.) Its my lot in life.

R108 get yourself ass out of the damn closet.

R111 I’m sorry. I was R112. Your situation does sound complicated. Have you ever been with a man?

R113 - yes I have been with a handful of men over the years. When she goes to Europe ir on girls trips I feel comfortable enough to dabble. I even thought I fell in love with one man, but he rejected me when he found out I was married to a woman.

[R108] I doubt your wife doesn’t know. Maybe she’s a lesbian and you all are in what they used to call a lavender marriage.

R111 do the trans thing. Stay married, keep your job & houses, and go and date men. Tell 'em you are a woman trapped in a man's body. They will grow to accept it.

R111: don't even bother to deal with assholes like R116.

Are children involved, R111?

I do hope you are able to find some happiness.

Straight guy. Stumbled on this site when I was getting sick of Perez Hilton back in 2012 for entertainment news/gossip. Enjoy the movie/tv and political threads. And many of your bitchy comments are fucking hilarious. The word ping has a whole new meaning to me. Questions - who the fuck are Muriel, the Darfur Orphan and Helen Reddy?

You must mean Helen Lawson, not Ready.

I’ve noticed several straight men on here over the years. They were probably 400 pound basement dwellers, but I was happy to discuss comics or sci fi with them. They are people too and I see myself as an empathetic person.

I guess we can't ask an of the straight guys to turn in their gay cards.

I hope think OurMillenialCunt is a straight troll

r120 Yes, I clocked them in one of the sci-fi TV threads last year. Pretty humourless; felt like I was back on Reddit again.

R11 - I think it makes perfect sense to stay married. At 50 you won’t be happy as a single gay man looking for love. You have a foundation of a lifetime together. And finial comfort is a wonderful thing - which as a gay man of 55 I wish I had. The modern concept of living an out gay life works for many - but it is not the only way. Oscar Wilde is a great example - a gay icon but married. Love is a vague thing that takes many forms. And marriage is a legal construct that provides the benefits of stability and financial security.

R124 Agree in part... Can he strike a deal with the Mrs., and have men on the side? Perhaps she would telish her sexual freedom as well if they're not getting it on... just a thought.

Regarding the hag term, whether applied in general or to beastly annoying fraus here, I must confess I have always found it distasteful... I think of sea hags, old hags, and the mythical old hag who sits atop men's chests and suffocates them. I'm keen on the term fruit flies myself, as they're more or less innocuous, just flitting about. Many have indeed always been our allies, and many are very attractive and fashionable ladies.

^^^ Yes , “fruit flies” are our allies and I love them for that. But my personal “fruit flies” are filling that role because they are too obese, or psychologically and physically flawed to be wanted by a man.

Yes, my username is Str8guy.

r127 Do you mostly post without signing your posts, so as not to get heckled? Or do you just not post much in general?

Fruit flies

Gay men and straight men are nice to each other, I've found; gay men are bitchy to other gay men and straight men are assholes to other straights. Probably because we're not competing for the same mates.

Straight men have more office drama than any middle school girl clique. It’s unbelievable how gossipy and stabby they are. I never noticed any women being harassed because the men were too busy competing and being little harpies to each other. They loved screaming on the phone, too.

I hardly ever post [128], but I visit this site everyday.

I’m straight babe . I’m totally straight and totally fabulous and,!oh hell, who am I kidding. I’m gay as Christmas, gay as John Travolta!

Straight men are ridiculous as is, but constantly proclaiming being straight in every post, and nicknaming yourself "straight" is fucking weird and issue-loaded.

Havent read thru whole thread, but I saw that header and didn’t have to. I found DL thru searches: proctalgia fulgax, problems communicating with women, food, music, films, and on and on. Gradually I just started to read DL preferentially because there are a large number of posters and respondents here who are knowledgable, and don’t speak where they are not. I’ve worked and lived among people who were gay for quite some time, and actually prefer hearing things and seeing things created by people on that wavelength. Don’t think much sometimes of obvious nellies who will say or do anything to be a bitch and keep their rep, but would rather hear a gay guy’s take on something than that of most other people

R130 Edited for time: "straight men are assholes."

R135 - in all seriousness, thank you for being an ally!

I used to follow Datalounge for the entertainment. I mean, I recall the greatest thread ever -"I fucked Jani Lane." Was shit like that kept me coming back. Then in 2012 I discovered Reddit and eventually forgot DL. Recently, the whole Jonathan 'Jessica' Yaniv thing got me interested what people here thought (I had a rough idea). So lately I've begun checking in again.

[quote] I was shocked any straight men were here.

There are no straight men here. the ones who claim to be are just closet cases, curious & yearning, men in denial, and liars.

R135: you’re very welcome, only hope O contribute something thru my presence here. I also must say a great friend of mine, Dick P., died from a complicated case of Hep C, and I’ve missed him every day since because he was such a solid and life-affirming person. I’m here because it helps me remember him

I’m straight I just come here for the recipes.

While working as a substitute teacher, you pick up on personality traits while sitting at someone's desk and chair for a day.

Disappointingly - but not surprising - is that the majority of teachers who choose not to put a SAFE SPACE FOR LGBT sticker on their door are straight men.

They are also big fans of the Dodgers, the Steelers, Batman, Spiderman, Marvel movies, the beach, In-n-Out burger, Las Vegas, Fight Club, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Jaws, Quentin Tarantino movies, fortune cookie and inspirational quotes.

R142 - you can also add “Breaking Bad” to the list!

and STAR WARS

My brother is gay and I’m coming here to have current topics to discuss with him next month at Thanksgiving.

Make Datalounge Great Again!

If you're reading Datalounge, you don't need to search for topics to discuss with your gay brother at Thanksgiving.