Colin Jost

He can sit on my face anyday!

He's the best looking cast member on SNL. Except maybe for Beck Bennett.

And he surfs! I’m in love 😍

U can have him, r1

Scarlett got him, R4.

Not cute, funny, or interesting at all. Scarlett Johansson has awful taste in men.

Scarlett has to take whatever fame whore she can get. No man wants her.

He's actually hideous. Mouth area is deformed and when he smiles, Colon resembles a Wallace & Gromit character.

OH, he's cute all right....SO WHITE....but cute.

R9 - you say “SO WHITE” like that’s a bad thing.

Some of you have the ocular equivalent of flat tire. Hoo-boy!

He's got the sexy straight boy look.

Smug average white Staten Island golfer.

IFHH

I would.

R3 Pear-shaped

R15 - everyone here “would.” He’s perfect.

He has amazing hair.

R17 is right. He’s a 9.

R18 is right. Beautiful hair. Auburn or just brown?

His hair is chestnut ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Yes, chestnut. That's dreamy !

He went to Harvard and has a good job. He works out and looks like the type that enjoys eating out his lovers. He's a catch.

However, it was really awkward that after the MeToo movement they still allowed Leslie Jones to "sexually harrass", as any woman would call it if things were versed, Colin on live TV.

Marry me Colin!! Not that whore Scarlett 🤮

he has a weird face. looks handsome then ugly.

I am seriously jealous of his hair. So thick and shiny and luxurious. I would love to have a head of hair like that.

r26 all you need to do is spray your hair with some Soul Glo. Your locks will look oh so silky smooth. Just let it shine through ya.

He is cute-rather handsome and definitely much prettier than Scarlett. Reminds me a bit of Scott Wolf.

He is a pretty straight man. The best type.

As an AWG - he’s an AWG who works hard at looking good and has lots of stylist advice. But ultimately AWG.

I think that he’s attractive. He’s good looking and the bod is hot.

I have such a crush on his Weekend Anchor face/hair/persona! Outside of that, he looks a bit average.

It took a while for me to figure out who he reminded me of - the blond dude from Glee, Sam/Chord Overstreet. Chord had the bod too. but the mouth contortions are exactly the same.

Big dick!

R33, compared to whom?

He seems a good combination of all three but not a standout in any. Hot normal which is best for long term.

I forgot about Scott Wolff....he was short but still so hot

He will age poorly and gain a lot of weight as he ages.

Does he have a big dong?

This is what white guys look like when they grow up with money.

Well, thank God for white boy's money, then!

He's cute, but... and I hate to say this... he is one cheeseburger away from being obese. You can totally see it. He probably has to work hard to remain in shape.

Jost doesn't come from money. He's from Staten Island, for fuck's sake!

I have always found him very attractive. He’s not classically handsome. But he does have great hair, he is well groomed and at this point he has a decent body.

I have always found him very attractive. He’s not classically handsome. But he does have great hair, he is well groomed and at this point he has a decent body.

It is jarring to think that both Colin and Pete come from Staten Island.

Nice tits

For me:

Fuck Pete Davidson, Marry Beck Bennett, Kill Colin Jost

Usually I find him very mediocre with a somewhat horsey mouth area, but he looks hot in the pic that OP posted.

The swimsuit pic evidences a fatty who is keeping it together but barely. Not a classic WASP body - like Cody Simpson. He could be an average Wall Street bro who looks good enough, will always make money and has good genes. Definitely a marrying type - not really a fuck type. And I have no reason to kill - seems innocuous.

He looks like a lot of guys I see throughout America, so yea, AWG.

WTF is a "WASP body?"

I was just telling my husband last Saturday that Colin looks like a monkey.

To be fair R5 she gets them and loses them pretty quick

His mouth opens in the wrong direction. Most humans have mouths that open vertically, his opens horizontally. It's really jarring and makes my skin crawl.

said to be hung like a mother fukkker, mus be to have landed miss scarlett

Anyone looks good next to old Che.....

chipmunk cheeks

hung bigger than pete, a solid thick ten,

that bitch wife takes only big fish

Colin's brother is just as mediocre.

[quote]Jost doesn't come from money. He's from Staten Island, for fuck's sake!

His mother was like... the president doctor of the New York Fire Department or whatever. Dude started with every obstacle cleared.

I'll believe this big dick shit ONLY with photographic proof.

Otherwise it's too easy to believe it's just Colin or his PR firm's intern posting on this thread.

The chief doctor for the NYFD is hardly a job that means you're wealthy.

Knew him in high school. Always a very nice, genuine guy.

He’s not a fatty r49. My god you bitches are tiresome, and probably way fatter than most of the people you say that about.

He's this generation's Chevy Chase

Terrible photos of him but I think he's cute

For me it's fuck Colin, marry Beck and kill Pete.

Reasonably cute. Would fuck, but wouldn't brag about it.

Don't worry, he wouldn't brag about fucking you, either, assuming he'd even take a second look at you.

I like this look. He looks like he smells nice. Is that Lady CaCa with him?

Dunno.

Is he cut or uncut?

R63, any high school locker room stories to share? Any verification of size?

His mouf fitz together like Fred Flinstone's:

I find him smug

[R69] probably thinks garlic smashed potatoes are just a little too adventurous.

Doesn't look big to me, maybe he as very good oral skills.

He constantly looks like he just had his wisdom teeth removed.

Yeah where are this rumors of size meat coming from?

I think he’s “VGL”. Not gorgeous but still VGL.

He looks like he has a puffy vag @R3

Puffy Vag would be a great name for a band.

He went to Regis High School, which is the prestigious Jesuit high school on the Upper East Side. Did he commute all the way from Staten Island?

No, he was in a carpool with four others.

Not a date rapist but the date rapist's best friend.

[quote]Not a date rapist but the date rapist's best friend.

Yeah, this dude definitely knows rapists.

Colin would have played the villain in a 1980s Frat Comedy. I'm not sure if he's a WASP, but he looks like he could be or at the very least hung out with them.

Interesting that ScarJo dumped Ryan FUCKING Reynolds before booking up with Colin

[quote]He went to Regis High School, which is the prestigious Jesuit high school on the Upper East Side. Did he commute all the way from Staten Island?

My cousin who lives on SI went to Stuyvesant. The commute's a pain, but I guess it's worth it to go to a good HS.

His mouth fascinates me. It's like he has twice the number of teeth as a normal human, and an orthodontist worked hard to keep them all in, looking straight and nice.

Kinda frightening thinking of all those teeth coming at my genitals... yet think about it I do.

Can we get back to his dick and what we k ow abkut it and how? 😈

R51 - it means White Anglo Saxon Protestant. Use Google next time, idiot.

R89 - this is a pic of it I found online. I think it’s very nice!

Yeah, right ^^^

How could you not want his butt babies?

r90 everyone knows what a WASP is, but what the fuck is a "WASP body?" Is there a "Catholic body?"

R94 - a WASP body is obviously white (Catholics are brown), well-educated, and slightly muscular.

I hoping this will help you R94. This is from the Preppy Handbook.

Um, ok r95/r96. Some archaic humor from god knows how many years ago, I guess. And I never knew Catholics were all brown. Gotcha.

WASPs are the only whites who are well-educated and slightly muscular. It's like some of you are out of a time warp from the 1920s or something.

WASP body tends to be lean and thin. Muscles are from tennis, sailing, and soccer. A WASP body is never over-muscled and always looks well put together in the uniform (blue blazer, khaki pants, rep tie).

Non-WASPs never have those kinds of bodies? Some of you are so delusional and stuck in a time warp.

What part of he went to Regis, an elite JESUIT high school don't you cretins get? He's not WASP. Wikipedia says he was raised Roman Catholic and gives a Irish last name for his mother.

Ok, maybe he's WASP-adjacent. More like WAZP.

He's definitely WAZZUP

He is so fucking homely. Professionally, he is an untalented mediocrity.

I personally love being a WASP. I feel like American royalty. I can feel the envious stares from the general public. I know it was dumb luck that I was born into this life, but I am truly grateful.

NB: The South is lousy with White Anglo-Saxon Protestant deplorables.

He looks like Tori Spelling's husband @r93

Cookie cutter frat boy.

I’ll take a “cookie cutter frat boy” any day of the week.

[quote]but what the fuck is a "WASP body?

Well, Bunny Bixler and I play lots of Ping Pong.

I’m willing to marry him so you all can stop complaining about what he looks like or wondering how big it is.

He has all of his teeth, a full head of hair, and an SNL paycheck. Who is turning this guy down?

I am. He's SI Republican trash.

Jost is *not* a Republican, R113; he is always roasting Trump and the repubs on SNL. Where on earth did you get that idea?

I think he's a prissy, privileged, smug smartarse borderline douchebro, but yes, he's cute.

No way he’s a Republican. Scarlett would never allow that....she’s good friends with Ellen Degeneres.

My hope is that one of his homo friends tells Colin about this thread and he reads some posts on Weekend Update! It would actually make a good “bit” and gays are very en trend now.

Married next year, divorced by 2023.

R118 - nope. That Scarlett bitch wants his baby. They’ll be together about 5 years and then his star will far outshine hers and he will be producing hot comedy movies and leave her for someone better.

[quote]leave her for someone better.

Which shouldn't be very difficult. Can't stand her.

I know Colin is just using Scarlett for publicity and I am perfectly fine with that. He’s way prettier than her and 1000% more talented.

He's been on SNL since 2005! I had no idea it's been that long.

he shines on the SNL news. He's someone who just loves being on TV and it shows; it's made him better.

Colin if you’re reading this, I love you and will suck every drop of your man juice out of your cock.

I honestly had no idea this guy had fans. Just figured he was another one of Lorne Michaels' inexplicable favorites. Weekend Update has been a comedy graveyard since he took over.

That’s so weird ^^^^ because the ONLY thing I look forward to on SNL is Weekend Update. It’s amazing!

Only on DL do I hear people still going on about WASPs. The real world moved on a long time ago.

R127 - this IS the “real world.”

No, R128. Thankfully, it is not.

R117 Is en trend like en vogue?

En Trend is the En Vogue drag cover group.

Before seeing the photo in r60’s post I didn’t realize Scarlett had such disfiguring tattoos. Clearly she is batshit crazy. It makes me think much less of Jost if he wants to be around someone that nutty.

Most actresses are total fucking nuts. It's impossible to be in a relationship with them long-term.

Handsome from the front, looks like a [italic]Futurama[/italic] character in profile. Nice chest, flabby arms.

My FCM is marry Jost, fuck Bennett, ignore Davidson until he melodramatically slits his wrists or ODs for attention.

Passed him on the street a few months ago - he’s more handsome in person than he is on TV - and he’s quite good looking on TV.

girls we need pic with outline of his hog cock

Damn! Boy is hung like a donkey!!! Daddy like 😋

He’s moobalicious.

With a fetish for trailer park trash women clearly.

How long will it be before Scarlett tires of him and moves on to her next sucker?

Is he an example of fit-fat? Or is he not muscular enough?

Fit fat whatever......it gets my dick hard

He is just using her to gain access to Hollywood. He'll dump her soon enough when he gets what he wants and some younger woman appears on the scene.

R143 - Absolutely. She’s the perfect target because most people hate her. There will be no fallout for Colin when he dumps her for a decent woman in a few years.

"Fit fat" is just naturally thin, there's no fat involved. That's what everybody used to look like until looking like a roided out Muscle Mary somehow became what was considered attractive.

A “roided-out muscle Mary” was never or will never be attractive to normal men.

Overly muscled bodies are what's attractive now. Personally, I think a little muscle on a lean body is much more aesthetically pleasing.

R63, May ours be the noble heart, strong to endure!

R49 and R90...Colin Jost is not a WASP. He's of Irish descent, and he is Roman Catholic. He comes from a middle class family. And Staten Island elected a Democrat to the House of Representatives in 2018.

He has a very nice boyishly handsome face. He looks like he's probably a nice person.

There is nothing handsome about that face. NONE of the features align as they should or interrelate advantageously.

He is young. He is healthy. That is the end of his sexual presence. He has money for good grooming, but he still favors that stupid haircut.

Well that's your opinion, such as it is.

[quote]And Staten Island elected a Democrat to the House of Representatives in 2018.

It took the Brooklyn portion for Max Rose to win. SI is full of the most hardcore, Trump-supporting, racist and bigoted trash you will find in this country. I've seen it firsthand. I swear, the south is less racist than SI. Gindaloons really do believe they came over on the Mayflower, meanwhile, their fucking grandmothers barely speak English.

New fact. There's an Arab American neighborhood growing on Staten Island. They are moving out from Brooklyn. I happen to like NY Arabs. Hard working decent people, model immigrants in many ways. They might bring more Democratic voters to the island and the men tend to be hot. Wonder what the Italians think.

R153, I'm from Bay Ridge. They're very hard-working and a lot of them are wealthy. At this point, their kids and grandkids are American-born. That's why it's so funny to me when I see people screaming about the "hordes" in Europe. Like, a lot of us have already grown up with Arabs/Muslims here and many are just decent, good people. The Italians need to accept that many of them have been here not much longer (if at all) than their immigrant counterparts.

Back to Colin Jost and his fit-fat self.

If he wasn’t a comedian he’d be less attractive.

^Not comedian, on TV.

I do think when people always say someone famous looked more attractive in person, it's "the Wiz" effect. That episode of Seinfeld when Elaine falls for the unattractive guy who does "The Wiz" commercials. I think even though many famous people are attractive, people think they're ethereal in person because being on TV/in movies, makes someone seem more physically attractive.

There was a large Christian Arab immigration in the 19th and early 20th c to Brooklyn. The Muslims came later but have now been here long enough to have children. The parents and grandparents often born abroad. But they are the standard NYC immigrant success story and all good people. I interact with many in Brooklyn. There's now new Christian Arab influx again due the insecurity in the Middle East as well as Muslims in the last few years. The US I think is different from most countries as we absorb immigrants well. We really are a nation of them and they bring energy here.

r150 he's very cute, and he's not young. He's pushing 40.

Move him to the AWG thread.

r154 Arabs who immigrate to the US tend to be more carefully vetted, and they're more educated. Europe's are definitely "hordes."

[quote]The Italians need to accept that many of them have been here not much longer (if at all) than their immigrant counterparts.

The ancestors of most Italian-Americans came to the US over a century ago.

Smug vibe, weird mouth, and displaying camel toe in the photo at R3.

R160, except that's not true about being more educated in the case of those who came generations ago, it's their children and grandchildren who are more educated. And this nonsense about "more vetted" is bullshit, too. They're not vetted more than any other immigrants. I know you like to believe there's like some separate entrance for Mooslambs, like they're the "coloreds" that people like you hated back in the day, because since Trump. you think that's how it works. It was never like that.

R157, totally agree on that last part. That's the thing a lot of fools (like R160) who go on about Europe seem not to understand. As bad a rap as our country gets, we're actually way more progressive than Europe when it comes to opportunity. If you're a hard-worker, you will succeed regardless of what you are. Europe is not as enlightened as people here want to believe. They're far more openly racist and bigoted on a level that would shock people here. They do close off opportunities to people who even came legally and that's why they have the bigger problems, so when people on DL start that bullshit about "look at Europe", you look stupid because we already have millions here who've already established lives and tend to have a higher avg income than even the national avg. It's not the same situation by any means.

Again, back to Jost.

[quote] I know you like to believe there's like some separate entrance for Mooslambs, like they're the "coloreds" that people like you hated back in the day, because since Trump. you think that's how it works. It was never like that.

I said no such thing. Muslim immigrants to the US are vetted, in Europe the refugees were just let in. That's a fact. Sorry it doesn't fit your narrative.

R164, yes, you did. You're trying to make it sound as if Muslims immigrants are vetted differently than other immigrants - that's why you mentioned it. Up until Trump, that was never the case. They were vetted no differently than any other immigrant who came here and as I also said, they weren't particularly educated, just hard-wroking. Just came like most other immigrants. I grew up in Brooklyn, you think I haven't been around them in my 40 years? As for Europe, I'm not merely speaking of the refugees, I'm talking about people who were BORN THERE and are citizens. They get no opportunities. Stop holding Europe on some mantle like they're a model of tolerance because they never were and that's why they do have the problems now. Their immigrants all end up in ghettos and menial jobs. An Obama -even with his family having been here for 200 years- could never become a leader in Europe. They like him as a novelty, but Europeans would never elect him. Only in America could he become a leader.

[quote]The ancestors of most Italian-Americans came to the US over a century ago.

Except again, I grew up in Brooklyn in an overwhelmingly Italian neighborhood and most of the grandmothers or parents have accents or barely speak English. Scott Baio's own parents weren't born here. Joe Arpaio's parents weren't born here. The most hardcore, anti-immigrant Italians are either first generation or second-generation born Americans. And as I said, they act as though they came over on the Mayflower in the way they speak about others.

Done with this. Nice day out, going to go enjoy it.

r165 you should just stick to being a raging bigot over Italians.

Many Muslims in Europe REFUSE TO INTEGRATE. It's not about Europeans withholding opportunities. They have no interest in participating or joining the host culture.

r165 has never met a white man he didn't hate. He's the anti-white loon who's all over threads.

[quote] Smug vibe, weird mouth, and displaying camel toe in the photo at [R3].

Men have moose knuckles, women have camel toes.

More pics of him! I wanna rub his tummy.

[quote]Again, back to Jost.

How's that working out for you?

Love the fact he’s not all tatted up

Butterface.

How can u call that a butterface?

Not at all muscular enough.

His chest hair is also unattractively long.

Note to Colin: you don’t have to trim it all off but please try to keep individual hairs to less than a inch. Thanks

I’d still hit it. (Most entertainers are needy bottoms.)

He’s my baby

[quote]Men have moose knuckles, women have camel toes.

Bless your heart.

Until he addresses the ridiculous hair cut, he's not in the running.

Addressing his Mike Pompeo-esque teeth will be more difficult.

[quote] Until he addresses the ridiculous hair cut, he's not in the running.

Guess you've never run your fingers through a man's hair, as you make out with him or he goes down on you. Trust me, the texture is more than fine.

Colin Jost has a nice head of hair.

Yes. A nice head of hair, but a ridiculous cut.

I want to drop a load inside him!

[quote] No way he’s a Republican. Scarlett would never allow that....she’s good friends with Ellen Degeneres.

And Ellen is good friends with Dubya.

[quote]Yes. A nice head of hair, but a ridiculous cut.

Serious question..... what do you consider a "good" cut?

Heh really, I think his face and hair are his redeeming features. The bod is kinda dumpy - I could look at the mirror if I wanted to see that...

[quote] Serious question..... what do you consider a "good" cut?

circumcision

scarlett is a top and pegs the shit out of his fine ass pussy

Much cuter after his nose job

R185, it is fairly standard for a man's hair to be trimmed shorter on the sides than on top. Jost takes it to ridiculous lengths. His hair is buzzed very short on the sides, yet on top he sports a pompadour and a lot of product. An image search online coughs up some pics where the top is a good bit shorter. The hair looks infinitely better and presents him much more favorably.

The way he wears of it of late, it's not possible to look at his face as his pompagour upstages everything. But his face is not so great, so maybe that's the idea.

So is CJ a sex god?

I think his body is great......anyone that can fill out a wetsuit like that is welcome in my bed anytime 😋

I’ll be so happy when he leaves Scarlett. He was wise to use her to propel himself in the mainstream media. He will go WAY further than her in the end.

He has a far above average body. There's certainly nothing "dumpy" about it. He's just not overly muscular. If he worked on his pecs & firmed up his abdominals a bit he'd be perfectly spectacular.

The poster up thread who commented on his teeth gave me a belly laugh. Thanks!

Most people's upper front teeth line up in a curve. His go straight across. He probably should have had braces early in life to fix that.

And that;s probably indicative that he didn't come from money.

[quote]The way he wears of it of late, it's not possible to look at his face as his pompagour upstages everything.

Grandpa, Jost's hair with the short-short sides and long on top is contemporary. It's a modern look, right for a young man. He looks fine that way.

I have a feeling Colin definitely experimented with guys when he was young. I would have loved to be in his class and had a high school sleepover

I think his do is sexy.

He has an impressively thick head of hair.

Yeah it would be crazy if he goes bald. That hair is such a big part of his persona.

Wow, the high school he went, though private, has no tuition and they only accept about 135 young men per grade.

They must be related.

Mmmmm I bet those 135 young men were some very fine specimens

Yeah I’m waiting for the person criticizing his hair to post what acceptable hair is. Cuz in the pics on this thread it looks pretty normal

There’s not one thing wrong with Colin. Guys and girls alike swoon over him. Any naysayers are just jealous haters.

The only thing I think would make him a tad bit sexier would be for him to grow his sideburns about 1/2" to 3/4" longer. Yes, I have a strong sideburn fetish.

When out of the form-fitting wet suit, he looks a little soft, and are those moobs forming already?

Her tattoo is hideous

They’re gonna get so much publicity when they have a baby. That’s if her eggs aren’t too old and dried up yet.

Was this posted before?

R205 Hate to disappoint you, but here’s some of the 2019 Graduates. Does look like quite a few sisters though.

I know I'm in the minority but my favorite is Alex Moffet. His Eric Trump facial expression sold me. It;'s crazy because he is not traditionally hot, but I want him badly. Mikey Day can also join in on the fun. Colin Jost is the one you bring home to meet the parents.

R214, I felt that way about Moffat until the episode in which he took his shirt off.

On Mayor Pete's Insta, they hug tonight.

Why is his soon to be wife so hated in town???

Colin can look good sometimes, like in OP’s pic, and horrible other times. His mouth looks like an ape. He looks like a Muppet, maybe Janice.

scarlet is a butt freak, he sits on her face for hours, she beg him not to wipe....

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