You Thought You Had to Wait Until You're Heaven to be With Your Fave Golden Girl? Think again!

And here's Chia Dorothy.

And Chia Blanche. Better keep an eye on this one, she's frisky! Don't put any cute Chia boys next to her!

And of course, Chia Rose. The resemblance is uncanny!

My dream has come true. I’ve always wanted The Golden Girls to sport green Afros.

I thought this Golden Girls/green afro day would never come R4! But now it's here!!

You are all my sisters.

The Dorothy Chia Pet looks uncharacteristically pleasant.

I am so looking forward to having all of my little Golden Girls lined up on my windowsill and being able to water their heads. I feel like the guy from that old 'Twilight Zone' series who made dolls out of all of the people that he knew. I can hardly wait for Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Sofia to get here!!

bump! :-)

Bump honey sugar-pie! xxx ooo

A deep-voiced and sardonic....bump! (This is so beneath me.)

BUMP!

BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP DAMMIT!

Does anyone actually want to look at those things for more than a few seconds? I wouldn’t want those ugly things in my home.

These are not "things" R13. These are pets! Chia PETS! Living breathing pets in the shape of many different people.

With these you can keep the Golden Girls alive and have them as your very own leafy pets!

Things. Dear Lord.

Green chia-hair would certainly have been an improvement over Dorothy's actual Season 5 hairstyle.

Did the Chia sculptor also do the Lucy statue?

And you yourself can water it, trim it and shape it into any style you please R15!

Chia statues! Chia statues to honor the deceased! Brilliant idea R16!

Looks a bit familiar ...

What episode was that R19? They all went in for perms and things didn't turn out well?

[quote] They all went in for perms and things didn't turn out well?

I think it’s an episode where they all go to Sophia’s stylist.

That would explain it then.

It's from Rites of Spring, R20, the same episode featuring DL poster Yvonne (I can't believe she hasn't chimed in on this thread yet!) and one of two episodes with Lloyd Bochner, the other being "The Actor". He played Eduardo in this episode, the stylist that gave them those helmet hairdos.

Yvonne is probably too busy tending to her Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Sofia Chia pets!

[quote] one of two episodes with Lloyd Bochner, the other being "The Actor"

It’s a cookbook!

Sophia & Blanche look great.

Dorothy looks like that former Democrat Sen. from Louisiana.

Rose looks like a witch (even Frieda Claxton like).

R16 That's what I though of when I saw Rose & Dorothy's versions.

There are about ten Twilight Zone actors that appear on Golden Girls, last night I saw a TZ with Miles!

Where's Stan?

The old man in the cave!

Her =

I think the Sofia and Blanche ones are the most accurate.

It would be nice if their head bloomed into beautiful pretty flowers.

It would also be nice if you could talk to the Golden Girls Chia pets and if they could talk back.

The Rose one doesn’t look like Betty, yet the face is familiar, maybe Lainie Kazan?

Growing herbs out of a dead icon’s head seems exploitative.

It is a beautiful way to keep their memory alive. Alive with living breathing green plants in the shape of their skulls R35.

Sigh!

R35 Hey, hey hey, Betty White is still alive and and icon.

R37 I mean, c'mon. Yes Betty is still alive, technically, anyway. Let's not split hairs here, okay? Don't spoil our fun.

Soon Betty will be joining her beautiful Chia sisters in that wonderful, shared Florida house in the sky!

r13 - don’t be a Barbara Thorndyke 🌵.

Yeah, don't be a Chia Bitch R13.

Hard pass. I just ordered my Designing Women potato heads.

Does Delta come with a potato body R42?

Chia Dorothy should come with a few of those fabulous outfits she wore.

R38 anf R39 just jinxed Betty White. It’s happened before on DL. She’ll be dead within days.

R45 I think I just made Betty crap her diapers.

On the bright side, Chia Rose sales will soar after her demise!

Ch, ch, ch, chia!

R46 They need to start growing those chia fros now so they can be tastefully used as accents at her funeral

R48 LMAO!

Yes, they need to have the plant hair grown in and spritzed to perfection and have about 150 Rose Chia pets all lined up for her funeral.

The mental image! LOL!

Chia seeds are a big deal now a a food additive ... I'm surprised there are still enough to use as ornamental shrubbery.