The Greatest Love of All is Over: Jeff and Colton Finalize Divorce

Who'd want to read that tell all anyway?

Why would they need lawyering and divorce settlements when they were married for five minutes?

Well if dumb Deplorable 20 year olds can do it, I guess so can gays. At least they were “smart” enough not to immediately get a kid.

Colton was fighting for 12k per month spousal support, that's why the proceedings dragged out...he gave up and divorce was finalized.

[quote]At least they were “smart” enough not to immediately get a kid.

Their African Baby catalog probably got lost in the mail.

R4 Source?

The pair tied the knot in front of 120 guests at a nighttime ceremony held at a Palm Springs hotel on Oct. 27, 2017; it was officiated by their longtime friend Kris Jenner.

Colton was one of the hottest twinks ever.

Yeah R4 - that’s juicy. Did he really think his ass was worth that much for a few weeks? Shameful.

Probably for the best. It never made sense in the first place.

Colton, you're a sweetheart, I hope you move on from this to a healthy and grounded place. I hope you stay clean, sober, recognize your worth and work on some self reliance and self assurance. You're fabulous! Best wishes.

Will this thread be hijacked by the Leatham Propaganda Troll?

Or was May the final Hail Mary / Death rattle?

Did Josh Flagg of Million Dollar Listing LA date Colton Haynes?

Colton is one tragic bloated bottom

What could either possibly have to write about that they would need a no-tell divorce clause? It has to be some extreme shit for a gay male couple to be that panicked. Are they hiding being poz? Were they inviting strangers to run bareback trains on each other? Were they doing meth? I'm here for the tawdry behind the scenes

Some are claiming Colton has already found himself a new man.

Who exactly is Colton Haynes? I only hear about him on DL

OY! Who are these 2 feygeles? Are they kosher? If they don't keep kosher, I just don't care.

Taco taco.

Is the flower daddy rich?

He needs to find a sugar daddy already.

Maybe he'll get back with Jerreth and Colton will be the sugar daddy this time.

Yes, r14. Colton recently confessed to the media about messy drug addictions and depression on top of the anxiety he's always talked about.

Gay Marriage IS Marriage.

Discretionary Transvestites ARE Transvestites.

Colton may have provided "revelations" to the tabs, but he's never got into his sexual escapades, for instance. Leatham probably knows a thing or two on that front.

[quote]Haynes will get “the 2018 BMW X5 Ieased vehicle currently” in his possession

[quote]Meanwhile, Leatham will keep a “leased 2016 Mercedes Benz 963.”

Girl, their cars are leases?

The new man is a bartender

[quote]Colton gets to keep his rings

Look at the bitch. He is NOT giving back those rings that Jeff dropped a lot of money on.

Colton, who is fighting a severe problem with alcohol and drugs is dating a bartender?

This will end well...

IF they are dating, what a step down. Jeff was more attractive and definitely wealthier.

According to his facebook, take that what you will, Nick is straight and single.

If he and Colton were fucking, his hand would be higher, on Colton's thigh at r15.

The Cher video will never not be super cringey. She looks bored, she doesn't mention anyone's name, the occasion, any details whatsoever. You could take that video and play it for basically any celebration.

And yet you know Jeff still spent a lot of money for that laughably bland Cher video r32.

Charitable donation?

Jeff deserves it. He took advantage of a messed up young thing. He was so caught up in being a “success” with the kardashians, he forgot what real people and emotions were about. The perils of LaLa land.

This story couldn't be more LA if it tried.

Gay marriage has exhausted me.

R35 oh please. They both got high on the farts of infatuation.

[Quote] it was officiated by their longtime friend Kris Jenner.

Talk about a bad omen.

Who are these people?

Jeff enjoyed Colton's last and final bloom of hotness.

Why final? Colton's back to running again. The lbs are dropping off.

Colton wants you bitches to know he is still hawt

He does look good and he seems to be achieving it through exercise. Kudost to DL's sweetheart.

[quote] The Greatest Love of All is Over:

Whitney told me the greatest love of all is to love myself.

[quote] and both are banned from writing a tell-all!

But millions of fans would be beating down the doors of bookstores to read it!!!

[quote] He does look good and he seems to be achieving it through exercise. Kudost to DL's sweetheart.

Too bad he fucked with his face. It will never look natural again.

He put on weight and wore make up badly (Colton had some dodgy make up days over the "skinny" years anyway). The vid below has recent clips. His faces moves. He hasn't put anything in it.

He put on weight and wore make up badly (Colton had some dodgy make up days over the "skinny" years anyway). The vid below has recent clips. His faces moves. He hasn't put anything in it.

I hate his Zoolander poses.

I forgive him for the Zoolander poses, because 10 years ago he was the hottest piece of twink ass in the business

DL busted a collective nut over him for years, and for that, we shall be forever grateful!

Colton’s face will never look like it did before. He’s older.

And can we please stop speaking of Colton like a kid? He’s in his 30s. He’s not some kid.

Most DLers are in their late 50s. To them, he's a kid.

R46 I'd be more interested in the early years right up to when he met Jeff.

Anyone else notice Jerreth has started liking Colton's instaram posts? That's three posts in a row now he has liked, I don't remember him all over Coltons insta before.

[Quote] Anyone else notice Jerreth has started liking Colton's instaram posts?

I don't follow either so thanks for the info. That's interesting... it would be nice if they could reconnect at least as friends. They're both in recovery and I imagine they could be a help to each other.

[Quote] They're both in recovery

What is Jerreth recovering from??

The same thing everybody goes into recovery for, alcohol and drugs addiction. Though Jerreth has (supposedly) been sober for many years now.

Hollyweird remains weird.

R60 is this situation weirder than usual??

I always love the implication from people like R60 that people all over America and the world don't have substance issues and messy relationships. There's plenty of messy people in this country, they just don't work as clickbait

Indeed. Both of Colton's parents were not "Hollywood" any more than Lindsay Lohan's parents are.

Colton has great genes -- he'll be hot most of his life if he wants to be.

He looks like his father spat him out.

[quote]Colton has great genes

Well define "great", his father was suicidal and his mother died pretty young.

HOw is Colton supporting himself these days? He isn’t acting anymore. How is he paying rent?

[Quote] his father was suicidal

His father was a serviceman.

[Quote] HOw is Colton supporting himself these days? He isn’t acting anymore. How is he paying rent?

His latest "Arrow" credits are for 2019. He also complete a movie called "Triumph." Where did you hear that he quit acting?

Triumph filmed a couple years ago. But yes he has still been working on "Arrow", but this is the final season.

What is his post-Arrow career going to look like? I don't know if he can even try to go back to Ryan Murphy because his turn on AHS: Cult was not well received.

[Quote] his turn on AHS: Cult was not well received.

That hasn't stopped Emma Roberts.

R70 he could always show up on one of the other Arrowverse shows. What happened on AHS??

R25 yes, I caught that too - leases. White trash pretenious wannabes.

Lots of people don't buy cars outright.

Cher did the video as a favor. The old one does her flowers.

R68 And? those two facts don't contradict.

R75 that's a shitty favor

[Quote] And? those two facts don't contradict.

Nature vs. Nurture.

Colton pays 2300.00 a month for his one bedroom and Jeff probably is paying for the x5 lease. Colton seems to be living a meager existence by Hollywood standards.

R78 how do you know this? What part of town is he in? That sounds cheap.

Jeff dodged bullet

Has anyone done the “colto” thing yet? No? Okay...

Colto

Thanks!

There is definitely one defensive as fuck fan in this thread. Or Colton himself.

And you can see in that tennis picture how he's fucked his face up permanently with fillers. The body may look better, but the face will look puffy and off. That's not just age there.

Can you even afford fillers, R82? I think not so shut up and leave Colto alone!

R83 Lol that's your comeback?

Good luck with the new face, "Colto" 🙄🙄🙄

Colto is Italian for a food obsessed person, so the nickname is appropriate.

Good point, r85.

the only way he could get his model face back is 6 months into a meth addiction. He's genetically programmed to have a pleasantly handsome and FAT common face now for the rest of his prime manhood.

Unfortunately even a meth habit wouldn't help because the fillers would still be there.

Prove me wrong, Colto!

His pecs are looking better than he ever has.

Y'all are such exaggerators...

Nice try r90, but that's an old photo.

Here she is in January this year:

Will Colto be remarried by next summer??

R92 I cannot unsee that.

He looked like this in Feb 2019. He's fine, he sends his love.

This is also him from that same event. Probably right after he got his face refreshed. I think maybe 2, 3 pounds of makeup, too.

Well, which lighting do you think is more representative?

If he were slathered in make up (and there have been times where he has been) you wouldn't be able to see his freckles so clearly.

You're right, it's not makeup making his face look weird, it's the fillers. The lighting isn't the issue, it's the angle of his face. Turned to the side, his face looks thinner. Full on, his rapid aging and clinging to youth is apparent.

That was at an Academy Awards party, too, so he probably had his face refreshed.

Sorry you don't like it, but the photo of him playing tennis is a pretty accurate representation of her today!

[Quote] the photo of him playing tennis is a pretty accurate representation

Oh, I agree. Those pecs have never looked better. And that ass won't quit.

I wonder if Colton is behind those leaks...

r100 No one was denying he doesn't have a good body again! (assuming there's not stretchmarks from his fat stages underneath).

It's just his face that's RUINED FOREVER.

Destroyed!

Post-surgery

We get it. His collapse is COMPLETE etc.

He actually looks great in that "Almost Famous" backstage snap with Mr Patsy Murin.

That's because angling to the side, which he does in almost every pic. You can't always see the ravages the fillers and botched surgeries have caused from that angle.

Pic number 4 reminds you how beautiful Colton used to be r101.

Colto 😍😍😍

[Quote] the ravages the fillers and botched surgeries

You're more dramatic than Colton.

Is he still smoking?

R73 Welcome to LA, where looking like one has money is always more urgent than earning money.

R111 probably

So fresh and so clean (clean).

r114 He looks so happy

That's post filler, facial, and botox, r114. You can tell by the hard, unnatural bulges in the pic. I don't think he can afford to keep that up every week!

Also he's doing that ridiculous contrapposto pose that is so overdone today.

Transparent attempt to cling to his rapidly fading youth!

Let me show you effortless contrapposto stick and turn

Why would anyone need to keep up filler and/or botox every week? If you're going to read, do the learnin' beforehand.

He's smiling with his eyes in that last snap. DL's Sweetheart is back!

r118 his rapidly aging skin and possible drug habit require him to get touch ups before every event.

He does look happy, not with his old trademark sad eyes. Hope for his sake he actually is.

Every photo of him is from that specific angle. What's he hiding?

Nuh-uh. Colton has angles for days.

Ew! I can see why he prefers the other side (assuming that picture isn't flipped).

Things are looking up.

Slut hoodie.

Reading DL.

En route to perform a dildo show with Dolph Lambert.

R127 hopefully he doesn't read his threads on DL anymore.

I'm pretty sure he's posted to this thread a few times :-o

There have definitely been posts through the years that I've suspected were written by Colton.

But honestly like r129 said, for his own mental health I hope he stays away from these threads.

[Quote] There have definitely been posts through the years that I've suspected were written by Colton.

Such as posts claiming Jeff was good looking?

Someone did post about Colton's LTR years before he came out and revealed that he'd been in a relatioship for six years. Of course, the poster was ran off by the typical DL rabble.

R132 lol it's not like Jeff was the Cryptkeeper.

Two robes in the background.

I never liked Jeff.

[Quote] I never liked Jeff.

Have you liked any of Colton's daddies?

R137 how many has he had exactly?

Jerreth Ludwig continues to be all over Colton's instagram these days, I'm waiting for thse two to announce that after many years these highschool sweethearts have reunited.

What the fuck kind of name is Jerreth!!

Don't be such a Brayden, r140.

[Quote] Jeff's been vacationing quite frequently these past few months with porn star Tyler Nixon. His Instagram is instalurk. They haven't posted pictures of eachother but their stories match up when together.

If Jeff is turning into Don Burns, he may well deserve his own thread.

[Quote] Jerreth Ludwig continues to be all over Colton's instagram these days, I'm waiting for thse two to announce that after many years these highschool sweethearts have reunited.

Jer's Yacht Boy ways set off alarm bells. The Colton Lovers of DL may kid about him having no job but with two hit series (and he'll likely be part of a third if rumours of another Superhero universe show are true), Haynes will be able to make money for years and years to come. If Jer merely sees Colton as his retirement plan... well, run for the hills, Colton.

[quote]Haynes will be able to make money for years and years to come.

By make money you mean survive off doing the convention circuit. Depressing, but it is a living.

I think I'd rather take the yacht boy route...

[Quote] I think I'd rather take the yacht boy route...

Are you Faye Dunaway?

r139 How?

He likes most of his posts now r146, I never noticed Jerreth liking Colton's posts until like a month ago. He even commented on the one Colton posted about Arrow ending, and Colton liked his comment.

[quote]Who exactly is Colton Haynes? I only hear about him on DL

I didn't realize who he was until I watched Rough Night. He was adorable as the "real stripper."

[Quote] He even commented on the one Colton posted about Arrow ending, and Colton liked his comment.

That's quite a turnaround from when Jerreth posted a Prom pic and tagged Colton but the tag was removed hours later.

[quote]Meanwhile, Leatham will keep a “leased 2016 Mercedes Benz 963.” Girl, their cars are leases?

And the Mercedes 963 is an 18-Wheeler.

[Quote] And the Mercedes 963 is an 18-Wheeler.

Roomy. For the flowers, darling.

I'm sure Colton wanted that but was pissed he didn't get it.

It's still ridiculous to me that they even needed divorce lawyers since they were married for all of four minutes. I'm guessing Colton wanted alimony for giving up his youth and looks.

It was explicitly stated in the submitted documents that both parties wanted no financial support from the other.

r153 the final, agreed-upon after legal wrangling documents, you mean.

I seriously doubt Colton tried to get any money from Jeff, he already got Jeff to pay for a fabulously gay wedding that was money down the drain.

Wait. He wanted $23k a month and his rent is $2.3K a month? The guy's got balls.

[Quote] the final, agreed-upon after legal wrangling documents, you mean.

No, the documents submitted when it was first reported. That was a long time ago, long before the divorce was finalised recently.

The documents submitted to the court. That means they met beforehand and negotiated over months. It's not that hard to understand.

There was an initial period where Colton filed. Then there was a period where they didn't proceed. But, hey, if you want to push this narrative that Colton is a golddigger, go ahead... but it will be more entertaining if you actually have something to back up your comments. "I guess..." rings hollow.

No one's saying he's a gold digger, just that he ain't messing with no broke...

No worries Colton at R159. We don't believe you were in it for the publicity. We don't believe a marriage vow should last longer than 180 days. We good.

[Quote] We good.

I think u bad.

handsome r135

He has tiny adorable elfin ears.

I'm not really into the tight shave at the sides but maybe he's going grey there and doesn't want it to show too much. Either way, he's looking good lately.

r162 that is for a photoshoot

r152 his youth and looks? They were married for months.... that hardly counts as giving up his "youth"

[Quote] he doesn't look like that now.

No, he looks like he does at r135. Love-ly.

[Quote] that is for a photoshoot

No one thought it was a pap shot, dear.

R92 Oh my, at first glance I thought that was a photo of Boy George. But now that I see it is Colton, good lord what did that boy do to his face. Shame, utter shame.

Colton Haynes was in Harry Styles' video and is having an affair with him.

R128 I liked that one, nice.

[Quote] What did that boy do to his face.

He put on make up. Badly. It wasn't the first time and it won't be the last.

[Quote] The Colton Lovers of DL may kid about him having no job but with two hit series (and he'll likely be part of a third if rumours of another Superhero universe show are true), Haynes will be able to make money for years and years to come.

He'll probably show up on that Canary spin-off. But he could also do Batwoman or Superman.

r147 It's good to see them friendly.

Here he is in 2018. Pure glamoure!

Here he is weeks ago. Colton's Back, baby!

He's a missed prescription and a valium away from transforming back into r176, r177!

Well said R178

[Quote] He's a missed prescription and a valium away from transforming back into [R176], [R177]!

Shows what you know. I'm back on the booze (vodka only) and I've never even heard of food!

- Colton

He needs to get out of LA, stop using fillers and tone down the makeup. He's got good natural bone structure if he stays slim.

He's said that he'd like to do Broadway. From what I've heard of his singing, it's pleasant. He certainly sings better than Gary.

Ew, if he moves to New York he'll hang around with that hideous troll Frankie Grande and his anorexia.

Well at least his brows haven't changed.

I hope he stays away from that emotional mess Colton gay Haynes

Jeff? Jeff has moved on to a pornstar.

[Quote] He's got good natural bone structure if he stays slim.

Indeed he does. I remember his character on Teen Wolf joking about how his cheekbones were an advantage when swimming lol

[Quote] I hope he stays away from that emotional mess Colton gay Haynes

Love that sexy dimple in his chin. He looks beautiful in B&W.

Why is he fixing up houses in Arkansas? Is he moving back to his flyover roots?

Who’s that, R188?

R192 who do you think?

Girl, what is Colton doing

R194 Colton is feeling himself 😉

His skin is looking leathery. He shouldn't tan.

His skin is looking leathery. He shouldn't tan.

R197 I agree, he’s starting to look older than he should.

He looks horrible in that photo

He looks horrible in that photo

Wait, he can’t even afford the iPhone 11 Pro? He had to get the one that’s two levels down?

He's cutting back because he didn't get the 20k monthly allowance he allegedly wanted in the divorce.

Golddigger

R194 Agree, that pic is absolutely awful and doesn’t do him any favors