She's a Jailbird now.
Felicity Huffman Reports To Prison For Sentence In College Bribery Scandal
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 22, 2019 4:57 AM |
Her convict handbook with rules and regulations....
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 15, 2019 7:36 PM |
So many rules and strictures and it's minimum security.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 15, 2019 7:43 PM |
She can use the phone everyday but visitation is Saturday, Sunday & Federal Holidays only.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 15, 2019 7:45 PM |
They put Felicity in the same clink as Patricia Hearst and Heidi Fleiss:
Previous inmates at FCI Dublin include the "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss and Patty Hearst. It currently houses about 1,200 inmates and is one of five federal prisons for women in the United States.
In 2009, FCI Dublin was named one of America's "10 cushiest prisons" by Forbes.
"Proximity to the Bay Area means gorgeous weather and easy travel options for visitors," Forbes wrote of the prison.
According to the inmate handbook, Huffman will be required to make her bed by 6:30 a.m. every weekday morning and by 10 a.m. every weekend.
In addition, inmates at FCI Dublin get at least one hour of recreation time a day, and Huffman can sunbathe if she so chooses since the facility has "sun decks" that are open on the weekends.
The prison also offers a number of hair care items available for checkout, including blow dryers, curling irons and hot plates. Haircuts and hair coloring are also permitted in FCI Dublin's "hair room."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 15, 2019 8:00 PM |
The showers are private with curtains and only one per stall allowed. Whew!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 15, 2019 8:02 PM |
William H Macy looks rough. Like he’s aged 30 years in the past few months.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 15, 2019 8:05 PM |
So relieved she will be able to keep up with her tanning, though it's starting to get a wee bit nippy.
I hope they throw the Lori's in Guantanamo.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 15, 2019 8:06 PM |
People.who.are.no danger to society have no business in prison. Not talking about Bernie Madoff, he was a predator.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 15, 2019 8:08 PM |
A word to the wise: don't drop the soap, honey.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 15, 2019 8:20 PM |
She should have submitted "Bang" as her Emmy consideration episode, it would have got her that Emmy. Where she got shot in the supermarket
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 15, 2019 8:40 PM |
Datalounge should write to her while she's in the hoosekow.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 15, 2019 8:58 PM |
Maybe she'll find refuge in a woman's love.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 15, 2019 9:03 PM |
Yep, Gay for the stay, as they say. ^^
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 15, 2019 9:17 PM |
[quote] A word to the wise: don't drop the soap, honey. —Patty Hearst Shaw
Patty Dear, times they are a changing. Have you read this thread? According to the rule book showers are private stalls with shower curtains and one inmate allowed per stall. Drop away.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 15, 2019 9:25 PM |
I’m proud of her. I think she is a wonderful example of someone who legitimately made a mistake, and is accepting ownership. The only issue I have is what if she never was caught? Would she still be willing to say, ‘I’m sorry, I screwed up?’
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 15, 2019 9:26 PM |
I wonder if she’ll gave raunchy sex like the Martha Stewart-type on OITNB during a prison riot.
Probably. She looks like a tramp.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 15, 2019 9:34 PM |
So when will she be out for good behavior? Place your bets.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 15, 2019 9:36 PM |
R18 I think she will serve 4 days.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 15, 2019 9:46 PM |
R18 start a poll thread. Great question.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 15, 2019 9:46 PM |
Don't bother, R18. Federal prison sentences of < 1 year do not have early release. She will serve the full 14 days.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 15, 2019 9:55 PM |
R21 really? Wow
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 15, 2019 9:55 PM |
So Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton's three hour jail time was State?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 15, 2019 10:21 PM |
I don't think you get time off for good behavior with federal sentences. I could be wrong. If she can't suck up 14 days, that's lame. If I AM wrong, she should turn it down, because the backlash wouldn't be good. She got a hard enough time for only getting 14 days.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 15, 2019 10:22 PM |
R21 beat me to it. Good to know she has to sit it out.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 15, 2019 10:23 PM |
I hope she remembered to bring money to bribe the Screws.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 15, 2019 11:52 PM |
R7: He's looked like hell for quite awhile.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 16, 2019 1:02 AM |
R27 yes, he’s probably worried Felicity will come out liking pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 16, 2019 1:13 AM |
This sentence is such a joke. Fourteen days in a white collar prison: She's basically going to camp.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 16, 2019 1:17 AM |
Barry and Fran Weissler are finalizing the contract for their new Roxie as we speak.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 16, 2019 1:24 AM |
I love the idea that stylists are now used to create the appropriate ‘Transported To Prison’ look for crestfallen celebrities.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 16, 2019 1:28 AM |
Ho much time will Lori Loughlin get it Felicity who plead guilty and paid much less money only got 14 days?
Probably 6 months.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 16, 2019 1:39 AM |
Complete travesty of justice. She shouldn't have to serve a day behind bars!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 16, 2019 2:15 AM |
Does she get cable TV ?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 16, 2019 2:45 AM |
[quote]This sentence is such a joke. Fourteen days in a white collar prison: She's basically going to camp.
Who did she hurt? She tried to get more time for her daughter at the SATS. The daughter wasn't in college so she took no one's place. Plus she pled guilty. Unclench, Public Enemy Number One she ain't.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 16, 2019 3:28 AM |
You’re a fucking moron R37. She would have hurt someone if she had the opportunity. Do you think she would have had a come-to-Jesus moment if she wasn’t arrested and told her daughter not to go to college this year? Retake the SATs and apply next year? Come on!
I really wish she would have had to liquify all of her assets and donate everything to a charity. She and her husband are still making a shit ton of money and would be more comfortable than any of us in a year.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 16, 2019 5:36 PM |
[quote]I really wish she would have had to liquify all of her assets and donate everything to a charity.
Psycho.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 16, 2019 6:50 PM |
I think each parent should have to pay a kid's way through college...other than their own kid that is. They may not have hurt anyone but every point given to their child was detrimental to another student in some manner.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 16, 2019 7:21 PM |
I hope her dumb kid appreciates it.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 16, 2019 7:33 PM |
She shouldn't of had to serve ANY prison time!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 16, 2019 9:47 PM |
[quote]The prison also offers a number of hair care items available for checkout, including blow dryers, curling irons and hot plates. Haircuts and hair coloring are also permitted in FCI Dublin's "hair room."
So glad she'll be able to preserve her exquisite blondness over those 2 weeks behind bars.
Because... priorities.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 16, 2019 9:53 PM |
R42 = One of the Loris.
Both likely (hopefully) shitting their pants at what THEIR outcome is going to be.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 16, 2019 10:00 PM |
Would have been a lot less expensive and embarrassing to have just forced the kid to study over the past 12 years.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 16, 2019 10:06 PM |
[quote] She shouldn't of had to serve ANY prison time!
You shouldn’t have been able to pass 5th grade.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 16, 2019 10:06 PM |
I think this will boost her career if anything. The best thing that happened to her is Aunt Becky.
FH reminds suburban housewives of themselves, a good person trying to do their best for their kids. Aunt Becky and her trashy spawn are like the brash newcomers in their tacky McMansions trying to buy their way into the posh country club. She'll be fine.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 16, 2019 10:10 PM |
Her fellow inmates taunt her by narrating her every move in Mary Alice’s voice.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 16, 2019 10:20 PM |
The fact that her daughter has a learning disability resonated a little with me.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 16, 2019 10:24 PM |
Wonder if she will leave Macy once everything is over since he got away with it all.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 16, 2019 10:25 PM |
They did not pay tuition, they did not want to. Instead they created a fake charity, so they could write all the money off their taxes. Also, some of the kids have stated that they did not attend classes, they wanted a VIP Club experience.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 16, 2019 10:33 PM |
r49 In my view, if a kid has a learning disability that is all the more reason NOT to try and buy or "fudge" their way into an academic environment that they may not be suited for. It serves no-one. They should attend a school that is a good fit for their legitimate level of ability.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 16, 2019 11:38 PM |
[italic] "I can't believe I have to wear someone's else's used underwear." [/italic]
Oh honey, please. Haven't you ever shopped Goodwill?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 16, 2019 11:52 PM |
Forget 14-Day Sentence ... 13 Days and She's Free!!!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 17, 2019 12:51 AM |
This was a victimless crime. Actually, it shouldn't be a crime at all. This power hungary judge should be disbarred!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 17, 2019 1:59 AM |
Felicity had a mommy blog, where she bragged about her kids intelligence.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 17, 2019 3:56 AM |
Ironically, according to the photos, the prison cell looks just like a college dorm room!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 17, 2019 3:43 PM |
She MAJORLY LOOKS POSITIVELY EQUINE WITH HER HORRIBLY UGLY HORSE FACE!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 17, 2019 3:51 PM |
She has to shit in front of three other people? Humiliating!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 17, 2019 4:59 PM |
R59, the photo showed a sink in the shared room (three beds), but not a toilet. Perhaps there's a large common bathroom (with stalls) on the cell block, and they can go whenever they want. (I'm betting at this place, the doors are not locked.)
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 17, 2019 5:05 PM |
r60 I am guessing that too, and the original report of an "open toilet" in a cell with 3 other people was erroneous. The Daily Fail failed again! It did seem out of place with the rest of the way this outfit is set up.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 17, 2019 5:34 PM |
[quote]She has to shit in front of three other people? Humiliating!
If they have separate shower stalls with curtains, chances are the toilet isn't out in the open either.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 17, 2019 6:07 PM |
I hope the Loris only get a bucket. Maybe not even that. Just a designated shitting corner.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 17, 2019 6:21 PM |
Dammit, I was told there would be a bidet. WTF?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 17, 2019 6:37 PM |
What's all the fuss and worry? Orange IS the new Black.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 17, 2019 7:44 PM |
What day does the waxer come?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 17, 2019 9:07 PM |
Some people have nothing better to do than waste the taxpayers money prosecuting non crimes.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 17, 2019 9:18 PM |
The "she did nothing wrong" troll is getting tedious as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 17, 2019 9:35 PM |
The "she did nothing wrong" troll troll is getting tedious as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 18, 2019 4:10 PM |
Sending Huffman to jail for 13 days is stupid. It would have been better to hit her where it would really hurt: a motherfucker of a fine (seven figures) and then several hundred hours of community service.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 18, 2019 5:25 PM |
Actors that do war films will do two weeks of real basic training, she'll just get thru as if she was researching a prison movie.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 18, 2019 6:15 PM |
You can USE this experience, Felicity.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 18, 2019 6:32 PM |
Prison and now her husband died. Poor Felicity.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 18, 2019 8:33 PM |
[quote]She has to shit in front of three other people? Humiliating!
She can hold it for 13 days.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 18, 2019 8:35 PM |
God will get you for that, r73.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 18, 2019 8:41 PM |
IRS/FBI are cracking down on fake charities. I say GOOD! There is a financial penalties for these crimes too.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 18, 2019 9:25 PM |
IRS/FBI are cracking down on fake charities. I say GOOD! There is a financial penalties for these crimes too.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 18, 2019 9:25 PM |
Will Equity and SAG now allow William H. to go by Bill, r73?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 18, 2019 9:29 PM |
He should take her surname to reflect his solidarity.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 18, 2019 9:32 PM |
I live in the bay area. Tomorrow I'm going to the prison in Dublin to show my support for Felicity.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 19, 2019 2:57 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 20, 2019 4:11 AM |
One week to go....who will get the big interview, Oprah? Gail?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 20, 2019 9:40 AM |
I hope nobody is making her eat pussy against her will.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 20, 2019 9:42 AM |
The daughter she did all of this bullshit for is the one who stayed home. I can only imagine how that kid feels. My cold dead heart goes out to her.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 20, 2019 6:03 PM |
The fining them and making them pay for another kid who can’t afford tuition is a good idea. They should still do time though. It’s too bad she’s the only person going to jail when Oxford and Cambridge have run on graft and nepotism for centuries.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 20, 2019 6:34 PM |
I wonder if Felicity asked if she could write off the upgraded jail cell off her taxes?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 20, 2019 11:59 PM |
I had her cleanin' my toilet with a toothbrush today. She a'ight
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 21, 2019 1:55 AM |
Glad to delete, R17.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 21, 2019 2:01 AM |
Do they get conjugal visits? Does Macy have to suffer for two weeks too?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 21, 2019 8:41 AM |
R88 I'm glad you taught that chalk-faced whore some manners, Dutchess!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 21, 2019 12:51 PM |
When she was admitted to prison would she have had to strip down and have her privates parts probed to ensure she wasn't trying to smuggle something in?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 21, 2019 1:04 PM |
R92 Yes. A cavitry search is part of the intake process. Martha had to spread 'em and cough too.
Here is the list of stuff she can get at the commissary. The poor thing has to make do with Suave. I'm sure once the Loris see that, they will be throwing each other under the bus at lightning speed.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 21, 2019 6:23 PM |
I like R40's idea, too, R86. It would be a fine gesture to help her image if she and Macy volunteered to do that after she's sprung.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 21, 2019 6:40 PM |
Sorry, I meant CAVITY search....
Agree r94.
This is the handbook specific to the facility Felicity is in. Here are the rules about sun bathing. More like moon bathing depending on the time of year:
27. Sun bathing for FCI inmates will only be allowed on the sun decks. This will occur during weekend and holiday hours only. Unit sun decks will be open after the 4:00 p.m. count on Friday until Sunday at 8:30 p.m. Personal towels will be permitted on the sun decks. No sheets, pillows or blankets are allowed on the sun deck. Proper attire for sun bathing consists of a shirt and shorts, which must be worn properly.
God, they are SO MEAN!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 21, 2019 6:42 PM |
Link to handbook. I need a nap.
I don't know why there are two. Maybe the one r1 posted is for general inmates, and this one is for the Felicity's of the world?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 21, 2019 6:59 PM |
This sentence for a non crime is a farce, poor Felicity!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 21, 2019 9:21 PM |
When we get to heaven, I wonder if we will be able to communicate not with historical figures like Washington and Lincoln, but the most beloved figures in the history of civilization like Princess Diana and JFK Jr?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 22, 2019 2:56 AM |
R98 No, because there is not heaven. And what on earth has that got to do with Felicity Huffman going to jail.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 22, 2019 4:57 AM |