Pissy shop queens

The proper term for them on DL is “shop bottoms”.

I like to drop a...

They're all failed actors/models/sugar babies (I know a few) so they're living their snobby fantasy life the best way they can - by getting associated with a brand and sneering at "commoners". It's sad

Yesterday at Marshall’s a tranny cashier gave me attitude. In a maaaaarshalllls.

They only behave that way to other gay men. They want to convey to you that they know you want them and they are appalled at your presumption.

Fuck that shit. I love my diesel mechanic's shop--done thousands of $ of business there--one day I was doing the "Talky Tina" routine ("My name is Talky Tina") & he burst out laughing--& he's in his 30s . . . best shop in the valley! Only someone special would know about Talky Tina . . .

Who cares about the shop queens? When I have a major purchase such as a car, furniture, or electronics, I always find the hottest muscular straight guy salesman. I purposefully stretch out the buying process in order to have one-on-one time with him. (I’m my mind, these are my “dates” with him.) I’ll even playfully flirt with him and find reasons to touch his arm. Even is he’s secretly disgusted, he has to play along to keep the sale. But I make it clear that he has to “play my game” in order to close the sale. I even went so far as to get lunch with the BMW salesman I had last year. The “relationships” even make good jack off material.

That seems quite pathetic, R7, and I’ve read about many sad things on DL.

How sad for you R7

R7 is a creep

R7 is going to get arrested for sexual harassment.

Good advice R7, I never thought of that. I have tended to stretch out meetings with attractive males but I never did it intentionally.

I am completely neutral regarding r7's post, so I thought I should weigh in.

Are we all clear on the point? OP wants us to HATE EACH OTHER. Trolling trolling trolling.

I like a queeny shop bottom, myself, especially a conspiratorial one ("Between you and me, that item is garbage. You should consider this other item". etc etc.

I went to a fancy men's underwear boutique this weekend to get a gift for my boyfriend, and the sales bottoms were both beautifully groomed/dressed and hilariously annoying. They answered my questions, but I kind of wanted them to leave me alone, and so they did. They gave me a little attitude, but it's nothing like I'd experienced on the East Coast, particularly NYC and Boston (where sometimes I have had to make my voice sharp when speaking to the snippy sales help to get them to stop being assholes and realize I would not be bullied).

How do you know their sexual orientation?

R17 a if a male is working retail, she’s a Friend of Dorothy.

The only queens worse than shop bottoms are the bartenders in gay bars, especially "Levi and leather" bars. Such attitude for the privilege in reveling in their cuntitude.

You only work in a shop you know, you can drop the attitude.

This is most definitely a bad stereotype, as I've had many nasty old straight women, nasty straight men, and nasty young straight ladies give poor service with an attitude. Especially teenagers at places like Macy's and discount stores.

I also have encountered many very nice professional gay male clerks, and sales associates. There are many working in retail sales or customer service who do not belong there; this isn't a gay phenomenon whatsoever.

If r14 and others are correct, it would explain why r7 is also a troll.

Agreed R22.

R18, tell that to all the straight dudes I know in retail

Why do you even care what other bottoms think?

Gotta have coffee first thing in the am; our room service boy on Ruby Princess® was a doll! Really cute Peruvian guy who talked about his "girlfriend", but did a little dance for us each morning after he delivered the order--not sexual, just suggestive/cute--we know it's verboten to fraternize with the crew--they can be instantly dismissed, but he was so above & beyond the usual room service personnel. On our next voyage (we always book the same extended balcony on Caribe deck) we asked about him--crew knew & liked him, but he moved to a different ship . . .

It's not only shop girls , the FAT OVERWEIGHT FLAMING NELLY AT MY LOCAL WAFFLE HOUSE CAN THROW SOME SHADE .

R24 - honey, there ain’t no straight men in retail. They might be in the closet, but they still suck dick on the lowdown.

They’re prissy and bitchy because they regret the fact that they never got an education, and they have to serve us for a living. I’m not annoyed by them, rather I pity them.

R2 R20

"You can't come in, you're too fat."

Ignore them. And shop online.

But then how would OP feed his sense of superiority?!

OP shops at stores. He’s old.

Not been in a shop for years, the only time I interact with pissy queens is at airports and on planes.

I only shop at stores in Paris, London (Harrod’s), and Beverly Hills. Everything else down to the triple-layer pillow-soft Charmin that wipes my butthole clean, is purchased at Amazon.com. Malls and strip centers are for trash people.

We are somewhat taken aback with all of this nattering on about "shopping"; we simply choose appropriately curated items that are brought out to us for approval or not; accounts are settled in the usual manner . . .

" Everything else down to the triple-layer pillow-soft Charmin that wipes my butthole clean, "

You fucking wish.

[quote]The straight guys working retail are much nicer

Straight guys will use you like a tool you fucking moron.

I enjoy the way straight men at stores often attend to me. Pseudo affectionate and protective.

R7 completely pathetic

[quote]Pseudo affectionate and protective.

Translation: taking advantage of your desperation so that you spend money on shit you neither need nor originally wanted to begin with.

When I moved to Boston last year, I used an apartment locating service to find a unit in Beacon Hill. I called a locator based on his picture in the online ad, and Chad did not disappoint! He was 6’3, chestnut hair, about 30 years old, and muscular build. I was immediately attracted to him, even though he had a picture of him and his female fiance on his desk. We hit it off and had a playful repartee. I knew which apartment I wanted to take on the first appointment, but I made 2 additional appointments in order to hang out a couple more hours with him. We even went for beers one late afternoon. The moral of the story is always get a hot straight young man who knows he’s hot, he will enjoy the attention and compliments, and you will have him eating out of your hand to get the sale.

Shop bottoms are all friendly and nice when they think I’m straight. The minute they realize I’m gay (like if my bf walks in), the attitude starts

[quote]The minute they realize I’m gay (like if my bf walks in)

Or the minute they realize you aren't available.

R7 sounds like a psychopath and proud of it.

[quote] FAT OVERWEIGHT FLAMING NELLY AT MY LOCAL WAFFLE HOUSE CAN THROW SOME SHADE .

That bitch is HONGRY, hunty! She wants some too!

As a recovering former pissy shop queen who recently gave it all up to go back to school for a MBA, it truly is nothing other than insecurity and a hatred for everything corporate america represents

Sad and bitter people get a temporary high from cunty attitude.

“The minute they realize I’m gay (like my bf walks in)”

Nice try honey. They realize you’re gay the minute you open your mouth and your purse falls out.

Patroness of all shop bottoms

Funny how shop bottoms pretend they are at the height of fashion and everyone else is beneath them, when they got their fashion off the employee-discount rack