Model/Blogger Manuel Scheu

Q&A Video. Talks about his sexuality at 25 minutes in, though he doesn't label it. He's still exploring it.

At least this whore has some chest hair. Otherwise your average instaho

IFHH, which is more than I can say about R2.

I don't usually respond to this type of thread, but this guy is handsome. Very good looking. I'm loving the chest hair as well, and IFHH, too.

What’s IFHH? He reminds me of Alexander Skarsgard - no bad thing. x

R5

[quote]An acronym for "I fucking hate her." Slang tossed around by high school students when words can't describe the violence and hatred they feel towards the school slut, whore, bitch, etc. when they do something particularly disgusting, get a new STD, or make an attempt to get into your boyfriend's pants. There is no better form of revenge than to create an official IFHH group in your school.

Although they're probably using it for the second definition:

[quote]object worthy of lust and sexual desire, as in "I'd do him"; acronym for "I'd fuck him hard"

I can't place his accent - german or russian?

He's German R8

On the video he says "my love is a journey" and he's hot enough that I didn't roll my eyes.

He has a hot body but he comes across as bland and oddly non-sexual probably because he talks in generalities and never reveals much personal information. His comments about his sexuality were so general as to be meaningless - who is he dating now and in the past? does he cruise apps for dick? how many guys vs girls has he screwed? Not that he has to be that crude but some basic information beyond love is a journey seems reasonable. Otherwise, he just seems to be avoiding specifics to maximize his attractiveness to potential social media stans, which I guess is a reasonable business model but kind of makes his peons about rainbows and gay rights hollow...

Does he have an Onlyfans?

R5/R6 = newbies.

On DL, IFHH means "I'd fuck his hole."

Got It? Get it, bitches!

Class dismissed.

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

Now that is one exquisite hunk of manhood.

WOW.

If the Scheu fits ...

What are his rates?

Looks like he has a great life. Oh well, beautiful people should have beautiful lives.

Conversely...

R1 terrible high-pitched voice.

I don't find his voice terrible, but it doesn't fit his look. It's the voice of a small man.

[quote]. . . his peons about rainbows and gay rights . . .

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

R20 The voice is not so much high but it's cold. Lots of Germans have cold voices.

He say "yeah" way too much when he's Englisch sprechen.

R11, was "peons" meant to be "paeans"?

I think it was meant to be "poems".

Boring gay German.

AWG/100

Average white German?

He's a cute little thing.

Great chest photo.

I don’t believe he’s bi or gay - he just wants to keep his fans guessing. He also says he’s like 24 or something which is not true with the frequent bags under his eyes. Yes he’s gorgeous, but he wants to be famous.

Nice body shot with beautiful backdrop.

Breathtaking.

Spreading legs...…...

His eyebrows are too light.

Great pecs but flat ass.

Bathing beauty pose.

Plays piano; scroll for video

I would say mid-twenties. His body looks a bit older. He's hot.

Stepping out.

Germany produces some really gorgeous men.

A hunk of burning love.

He has a good body but his face only looks model good after it's been carefully processed. I guess that's why he doesn't call himself a model.

He has a kind face. He gives off a visual vibe of a nice person.

Ethereal beauty.

There are exquisitely photoshopped!

Working out.

[quote]He has a kind face. He gives off a visual vibe of a nice person.

Yes. His kindness turns me on.

I'm waiting for this blogger to provide a shred of anything to suggest "bisexuality".

He probably likes those straight porn videos where the camera focuses mostly on the guy. Therefore he considers himself bi.

Work that body!!

Beautiful body, the face of an angel.

Boyishly cute and sexy.

^ Photoshop 200%

This obsessive german narcissist is as obsessive as Sinne Oliver who does these obsessive Photoshop videos .

Push ups time.

Hello Gorgeous!

There is something about the shape of his eyes and the expression, vacant or lack thereof, in some of his pictures that is reminiscent of a fit, lower body fat version of the cockgobbler.

Anyone else see it?

^ They're both Aryans but Aaron wears less make-up.

[quote]I don’t believe he’s bi or gay

Have you seen this guy's follow list?

Better yet: Did you hear him open his mouth? That guy is 100% gay - not bi, not fluid, and certainly not straight. He's gay. And you're probably a jelly Frau.

If he "just wanted to be famous", he would go with straight, which is how most gay famewhores start with. Being sexually ambiguous has never helped male heart throbs.

From certain angels, and in right light Manuel Scheu looks like that other pocket gay with German ancestry that gets people around here worked up.

I'm not naming any names.....

[quote] ^ They're both Aryans but Aaron wears less make-up.

[quote] From certain angels, and in right light Manuel Scheu looks like that other pocket gay with German ancestry that gets people around here worked up. I'm not naming any names....

Aaron Cockgobbler Schock has never looked fully white to me.

He has a huge case of gay voice.

Bisexual or "questioning" is what some men tell themselves so they can get to sleep at night. That and or to cover tracks to leave readers of their postings off guard.

Make no mistake, Manuel Scheu is queer as a three pound note.

A quick internet image search turns up scores of photos, but not a single one with a female remotely near. Most are Instaho pictures for punters that likely act as clickbat so MS will reach influencer status or something.

At least that other "Teutonic God" you guys were getting all hot and bothered about threw in a few pictures with females, then finally the BF appeared.

His photographer and business partner keeps inviting him to the us.

Yes he has gay voice. But why is he so coy about being gay??

Such a pleasantly handsome face. I could look at it all day

Why is Pietro Boselli? For that matter why are scores if not hundreds of Instaho playing coy at being gay or pretending they are straight?

For a certain segment of gay population that is catnip. It raises the ante for some of these guys. Also by not coming out they can get attention from both sides of the fence.

He has a pretty boyish innocent face, but it looks slightly mismatched with the veiny hairy bodybuilder physique.

In any case, he certainly gives that other teutonic god a run for his money in the looks dept! But IMO Jan still edges him out in masculinity and probably height/sheer size.

Jan has already aged into a man; Manuel still has some years to go before middle age starts creeping in and he too will lose boyish looks and harden into a man.

Using two examples from above: Aaron Schock and Pietro Boselli; while still attractive are not the same beautiful young things they once were; and this is as it should be.

[quote] Aaron Schock and Pietro Boselli; while still attractive

The only thing about Schock that is attractive is his body. His face is busted.

I want to rub my face on his furry chest.

This guy is a homosexual 100 %. No straight or or bi man would wear his kind of clothes or do the poses he does. He is advertises himself to the gay crowd, I doubt straight women find his IG attractive at all.

“My sexuality is personal. A lot of people ask me if I’m straight or gay. My life is a journey, and I don’t know where it will end up.”

Stop. Just say you’re GAY!!

[quote]My sexuality is personal.

Said NO straight guy ever!

R68 R69 Who's Jan?

Also without the lighting/editing he's average looking.

[quote]Who's Jan?

I'd drink his bathwater.

r76 Aaron Schock.

I'm not a foot person but he has very nice, clean, feet. This guy looks normal hot in the face with a great body. Basically, he is white boyfriend goals.

I picture him being one of Ernst Rohm's favorite lieutenants, circa 1933.

His instagram page is LURID.

The colour saturation has been dialled up 150%. It is UNnatural!

R75, Jan Ordik. The teutonic god that datalounge worships in another thread.

Did y’all call?

He looks asexual in a Tom Cruise sort of way.

Miss Ghurl has a GoFundMe page attempting to raise money for a business venture.

"Have you dreamed of great adventures? Of exploring some of the most stunning, unspoiled destinations on earth? Most of us think about it, but are challenged by the realities and expenses of planning such an undertaking.

That’s where we come in…

We are two highly experienced adventurers seeking funding for and investment in our new all-inclusive hiking & camping company,"

Almost a year gone and barely raised anything. Won't some of you kind, generous DL members throw a few coins MS's way?

R86 He needs to bring sex into this and aim for gay customers.

Imagine waking up in bed next to this

I don't know, R88. All that monotoned wood paneling would get tiresome pretty quickly.

Yeah, unless r86 is code for "Prostitution Camp,' the "adventure" is not going to work.

R88. Not if he farts a lot in bed

R88

Some of you girls really, really, need to either get out more, or maybe dig into your piggy bank to afford a better class of trade. Manuel Scheu is alright, but hardly the final word in masculine beauty.

Buy his merch

R92 Still better than the gazillions Shawn Mendes threads here.

R92

Give it a bit more time; someone will dig up another Instahoe, and it will be off to races yet again.

He has beautiful eyes.

How is his name pronounced? Like "shoe", "shoy", or something else?

Shoy

I want... No, NEED him inside me NOW.

Stay flexible

Nice

You girls still drooling over this guy?

From recent picture above you can see he isn't anything special in terms of "hotness".

Leaving aside the body (which is alright, I've seen better; I've seen worse), there isn't much great beauty here to distinguish Manuel Scheu from hundreds of other Instahoes.

His hair is already thinning revealing even more expanse of forehead real estate. Am also quite sure in person he's rather dull, as there doesn't seem to be much else there aside from (perceived) physical beauty.

Finally as pointed out just how far do you girls think things would go with a guy who goes around saying his sexuality is "a private journey" or whatever.

R102 Why don’t you speak for yourself only? Or at least try spamming the endless threads about Shawn Mendes, Timote Chalamet, Harry Styles etc. Those guys look like greasy, deceased trolls with horse faces, bad hair and ugly tattoos compared to Manuel. Let me tell you what makes Manuel special: The combination of his masculine, healthy, buff body and his innocent, trustful-looking face. If you don’t see it, it’s best for everyone if you just shut up. I agree with you that him saying his “sexuality is s journey” is ridiculous, though. He’s probably too insecure to say he’s gay.

What it must be like to live in your world.

My problem is that he saturates his pics a lot with the colors and lighting. Makes him look better than he is.

Everyone filters their pictures on Instagram R105

He’s also an avid reader:

What’s most refreshing about him is his lack of tacky TATTOOS

So hot

On his About page on Facebook, he says he follows Islam.

R110

Well that explains the whole "my sexuality is a private journey" nonsense....

Not that there aren't any gay followers of Islam, but when one is broadcasting oneself online for God and the world to see, best be a bit circumspect if you don't know who is watching.

Interesting

It must be hard to strike the right balance between following Islam, being an Instapimp and dabbling in the mansex. I commend his organizational skills.

The Mr Gay Denmark from a few years ago was also a Muslim. A white one, like Manuel.

[quote] he says he follows Islam.

He must get a lot of Turkish dick.

The islam thing is odd - european conversions are extremely rare and they are mostly women converting as a condition of marriage. Converts are usually quite zealous and most forms of Islam impose a modesty dress code, even for men. Something doesn't add up.

The whole Islam thing might be a joke from before he was trying to make it big on Instagram. People sometimes put into very false personal details on Facebook as a joke, such as listing their best friend as their mother/ father.

R116, your broad generalizations are not applicable to the many exceptions in the world, dude.

-r116 Logical deduction requires a certain level of generalization and the subset of white european male islamic converts is so small that he becomes an extreme outlier. Not saying such outliers don't exist but the odds are extremely rare - especially when including his sexual orientation and Instaho vocation as controls. Or you can just piss off....

Instagram is filled with buff Muslim men Flexing and showing off their physiques

[quote]The islam thing is odd - european conversions are extremely rare

The guy at r114 is fully stocked on the cray

r117 I doubt. He has also liked several Facebook pages on Islam.

R120

What of it? There is no shortage of body builders, physique models and so forth who follow Islam; but there is a world of difference in how things are presented.

MS has nearly 10k likes, while your guy barely 2k. When you read MS's blog posts it is quite apparent he's selling something or at least the illusion of hope.

If the guy was totally straight there would be no need to broadcast that fact. But his whole "journey" nonsense is just a game for the punters.

r123 You're an idiot.

I'd like to know which planet is it where DLrs are posting from, where straight guys are so anxious to be seen as non-straight. Earth it is not.

If he's selling an illusion to anyone, it's for his young Frau fans who need to think this obviously gay man isn't entirely gay.

Little red Corvette:

I specifically raised the issue of white european male CONVERTS to Islam not your run of the mill Mohammed from the a rich Gulf family. Converison, specifically men in highly secularized western europe, is extremely rare and only happens in late adolescence or early adulthood and thus the potential population is quite small. In fact, overall there are over 160K net more conversions from Islam, usually to christianity, than conversions to it. So, again, the odds of our InstaTHOT (maybe InstaGay -InstaBi at minimum) seriously identifying as muslim, much less practicing daily prayers, dietary restrictions, or making the Hajj to Mecca, are close to nil.

Unhappy Childhood:

Well cry me a river.

[quote] manuxadventure “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” – Soren Kierkegaard

Dat azz bro

r129 One wonders what the father of existentialism would make of some vapid Instaho repurposing his mid-19th century meditations on the crisis in liberal theology as just an easy way to charm his way into some moderately intelligent twinks pants. Or maybe the rumors were true and Soren was himself a cock hound, which makes his condemnation of homosexuality quite ironic - Sartre and Beauvoir would later classify that as the ultimate bad faith capitulation to social norms and the negation of any hope of freedom. Too bad Scheu can only communicate through photo captions - I'm sure he has thought deeply on the matter but is constrained by his chosen artistic medium...

Isn't it odd that every single posting by this guy shows him alone. Has he no friends or even acquaintances?

Yes, know these Instahoe pictures are often staged and for benefit of the punters. But even that other German "god" manages to put up pictures including friends, family and partner/lover.

No more Existential Angst:

r132 Most likely his social circle is full of gay men. And he doesn't want to come out yet, he needs to pander to women for now.

R129 I'd like to understand his ass better.

Continuing the Yoga theme:

He has many friends - I’ve seen him having coffee with them etc. I just don’t buy that he’s bisexual. It’s just to keep his fans thirsty.

He has well formed, strong , masculine hoofs! He could toe sex my tight hole anytime!

What do you think, R131? Do you think Soren was a cock hound? Did he suck more cock than Wittgenstein?

[quote]Caption this image:

Throwback:

Schtick it in mein loch, you Aryan swine!!!!

R140 I'll caption that image as 'Bad Photoshop'.

Over-saturated color screams bad Photoshop.

Margaret’s Fanboi:

R141 this looks like the start of a photo series for Colt.

White compression tights:

r145 If only ...

Rufskin:

R31 yum and double yum 😜

Still no pics of his luscious, Teutonic wurst in all it's uncut splendor?

Daily Motivation:

This guy has to be doing someone on this board, otherwise they are getting paid or some other sort of action to keep this thread going.

How many boring solo Instahoe shots are we going to endure?

More!

Before:

After:

His nose is different in the after! I've had a nose job too and as such have developed into a nose intuitive. My nosedar is going off like a WW II London air raid siren. I'm pretty sure Islam precept does not allow elective plastic surgery. If he is Muslim now would be a good time to quit.

Carrot salad:

I commend him for taking basic to new heights.

“Hey everybody, I can stand on my hands. I’m so adventurous and free spirited. I am living my best life. Please like me.”

His face doesn't look model hot

Momentary lapse:

Freedom!

He's a low-key gay, thoughtful and caring. The best kind. I'd rustle mein kaftan for him!

i never comment on Instahos but damn he is hot!!

R164 I agree, he is fuck’n dreamy

A year ago:

Water Babe:

Future so bright:

Spa and Sauna time with Uncle:

Namaste:

Voracious Reader:

based on his underwear pics, looks like he has nice cock too

A nice hot spring dip

Flexible:

[quote]manuxadventure manuxadventure In a week’s time, I will be done with a MAJOR chapter in my life. Once it’s over, I’ll be able to share about it with you all. In the meantime this post is a verrrrry cryptic clue...😏 #totem #readytostepout

He likes big poles ?

Only possible explanation for these *updates* is MS is trolling DL for Instagram traffic or whatever. No one gives a toss about this guy other than the few deluded individuals hoping to get into his pants.

Or idiots like R177 bumping threads for which they profess to have absolutely no interest.

Taking stock :

[quote]Hairyinparadises:

Here’s the Big Reveal: Honorably Discharged!

Fan-enhanced art, from LPSG:

Damn that dusting of chest hair is awesome!

Going Down Under soon:

Ecstatic over something flat and white:

He took roids. You can tell from his tits sagging a bit.

Sean Cody when?

Sagging...?

R188, he's a fucking God, don't get me wrong, but @R15, his nips are bit low and indicative of having taken some roids at some point.

R174 He puts the butt in Butterface!

[quote]The islam thing is odd - european conversions are extremely rare and they are mostly women converting as a condition of marriage. Converts are usually quite zealous and most forms of Islam impose a modesty dress code, even for men. Something doesn't add up.

What doesn't add up is the dumb things you just wrote. First of all, women don't actually have to convert to marry a Muslim guy. It's actually a non-Muslim guy who'd have to convert to marry a Muslim chick. I know because my cousin's friend married a Muslim girl and he converted for her family. And I know a couple of Muslim guys married to non-Muslim women who didn't convert.

Second, there are a shitload of Muslim men and women who don't dress modestly and still consider themselves Muslim.

Peekaboo:

For the FeetS Fans:

Once in a blue moon I could say I truly approve an instaho. Yes, he's sexy!

The Higher The Hair, the...

The Higher The Hair, the...

Gorgeous:

Throwback:

Revelation:

lovely chesticles

[quote] manuxadventure “Is freedom anything else than the right to live as we wish? Nothing else.” – Epictetus ✨☀️

Does he have nudes?

Egoist:

[quote]Egoist

OMG does a DL denizen run their Instagram?

It is actually a curated collection of all the Datalounge porn stars, Instahos, and DL Faves.

Wearing too much cloth:

Now this is more like it:

AWGs, all of them!!

With a little furry friend:

Spectacular:

he would be an absolute 100% for me if he was 6ft or taller. I like his accent and smile, the body Is just a plus.

Not low enough though:

Living off the sea:

Read more:

It must be MS himself reactivating this tired thread because no one else seems to give a rat's behind.

He isn't the most attractive Instahoe, and quite frankly is getting on.

You sound bitter and jealous R214

Let's see your mugshot, R214. I'm sure it will make a great liner for my cat's litter box.

Boo:

Floating:

What is his job? Why no onlyfans?

R218: ex-army Boy, currently just traveling and chilling...

All these hotties had a military start.

Camping:

Sweet pals:

Someone just turned 27:

I am surprised he is only 27. Although he looks great and is in amazing shape I would have guessed he was 35 maybe older.

GLAMping:

His face looks like shit for 27.

Turning into a Farm Boy:

Boxing:

12 Rules:

Mornin’:

Small legs

^ Really?

He's just basic hot. Nothing wrong with that. But just basic hot.

Hate the facial hair but otherwise, thumbs up.

Tea by the sea:

Wow, yeah — I would have guessed he was 35 if he was a day.

I can’t see what his butt looks like. Is it that flat?

^ Petite but Perky?

Uh oh something happened in Broome, WA:

Ham on Rye:

odd volumes to his body. Bland, German, reasonable & dull personality.

he's utterly dull.

I swear anyone who has done a photoshoot calls themselves a model these days.

Fishy:

Looking damn sexy here

Farm work is HARD:

Exquisite physicality. But too bad about the voice.

Restless:

Hey Farmer:

Cutest

you bits ran him off the 'gram?

Sunny day Down Under

Something slightly more soothing for a change

Any recent evidence/demonstrations of his bisexuality?

Got a dog. Named him "Dude."

STANning

manual shoe

As they say, any dude who wears speedos has “sugar in his tank.” Not a manly look

...

Feed your brain

Happy Down Under

Bulging down under

Who is taking his pictures? It seems like Manuel has some business partner/instagram promoter person who is snapping all these photos. He does come across as rather dim and doesn't have a lot of personality. What personality he has is really sweet but basic. Also no indications of other people on his social media.

If you want German bodybuilder/Instahoe but bursting with personality and quirky charm then look no further than Jo Lindner aka @Josthetics. He is especially cute when he wears his glasses and talks in that funny German excitable way. No women on his Insta, just other bodybuilder bros.

Sunny Down Under

R263

Likely same person or persons who are part of an effort to make this guy happen, up to and including starting and keeping this thread alive.

R265 Solid guess.

[quote] "Talks about his sexuality at 25 minutes in, though he doesn't label it."

I did when I watched the clip.

[quote] "He's still exploring it."

Translation: "I'm allowing other men to explore my body for money."

that right bicep at r264

"Who is taking his pictures?"

My other guess is Manuel Scheu's lover/boyfriend that he's careful to keep hidden in background due to being conflicted about his sexuality.

Tiresome as his Instagram posts are, this guy is not just traveling the world just to read books by bodies of water and otherwise convince rest of world that he's some sort of deep intellectual. He's doing or being done by some body.

Bump

He's not bisexual. He's a narcissist. He will, therefore, sleep with anyone who pays attention to him. That he will have sex with people of either sex does not make him bisexual.

He's not deeply interested in either sex. He's interested in people being interested in him and he is inexorably interested in himself.

It's always that way with these people. Best to avoid them entirely.

Like Pietro Botticelli looks good on paper but oddly unsexy.

His head and his body look like they belong to two different people.

Surprised they haven't run into each other on the beach.

The look of determination

Friendship lasts forever

Good morning

Which way

Getting on the THICC Train

It’s Friday

*yawn*

"I read books with my glasses"pictures are always hilarious.

Why hasn't he started an OnlyFans yet??!!

He’s gay. I’ve followed his Instagram since the beginning and he was always questioning.

He looks like a pussy ass bitch

His intact dick smells like sauerkraut.

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