Would you like to be anally penetrated/raped by Matt Lauer?

Fifty Shades Of Matt.

Jobvious question: cut or uncut? You know that slut has shared his dick pics with thousands of women (and probably a few dozen trans ladies).

Getting ready...……...

Yes. He is scum but hot scum.

Daydream...…..

I’d fuck his ass...multiple times...but that’s it.

I would if I could sue him later.

My boigina is sweating just thinking about it!

Matt makes MOMMA'S MUSSY SING !!!

If Ann Curry would have sucked his cock ...

^^^ And if he had only sucked ANN CURRY'S cock . . .

Jewish = CUT

I’d top him...a good p*ss fuck.

I’d love to suck his cock, but I don’t want him in my ass.

He isn't Jewish.

Not Jewish, and probably a (secret bottom) freak in bed.

You know you’d ‘Go to the Matt’ to fight for some of that dick. Tell the truth.

What if you sucked Matt's cock and still got fired?

He is a reprehensible creep, but aesthetically speaking, yes—I would absolutely fuck him. Probably flip-fuck; I'd like to sample both ends.

Wow, his accuser is really ... not attractive.

From behind is really the only way she has a chance.

R20 Lol...….!!!

After Matt was fired it was revealed that sometimes when women entered his office he would have his pants down purposely like an exhibitionist.

Oui! J’ai vrai!

Even the mail room boy got in on the action.

THIS STRAIGHT CREEP IS 61 YEARS OLD. Are you fucking retarded?

Matt Lauer needs to be penetrated anally hard and harder.

Nothing in this universe will ever make up for what he did to Ann Curry. All decent people bided their time until they could enjoy his downfall.

It all depends. how big and c or uc?

No. I can't get past the smugness, obnoxious personality, and vanity. Everything about him is just so off-putting. He's like the worst case of what people used to call "metrosexual" back in the early 2000s. Looks like he'd hate to get his fingernails dirty. A fey, prissy straight man.

R31. True

Lauer’s treatment of Ann Curry is unforgivable. It’s the day I stopped watching the Today show and never returned. NBC ought to be forever ashamed.

Come back to television, Ann.

Please, R33. Ann was HORRIBLE at hosting the show. She should have never been given the job in the first place. She was fine being the new reader for two minutes an hour and should have never done more. Matt was the perfect host for Today. It's too bad that everything behind the scenes took him down.

I totally agree with R34. However, that doesn't mean Lauer had to be a bitch. The on-air farewell scene made me cringe.

Lauer, Trump, Epstein. What is it about NYC that produces notorious sexual predators?

I might, but woe to anyone who fucks me against my will. Ann Curry May be a lovely person but she was a cloying journalist who talked more than the people she interviewed. Never understood how she got where she did- Matt was good as the light morning host but also a mediocre journalist. He should have been let go after his HRC interview.

I liked Ann Curry on Today. Couldn’t stand Matt Lauer. He was fine at the beginning but turned into an arrogant asshole. Turns out, he was an arrogant asshole in his personal life too.

"Lauer, Trump, Epstein. What is it about NYC that produces notorious sexual predators?"

NYer's love to present themselves as the height of sophistication and elegance. Remember this though bitches, you foisted two of the biggest dirtball scumbags on an unsuspecting world: Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump. They're born and bred NYers, so don't try to weasel out of it by saying they're transplants.

R38, we New Yorkers warned you about what as asshole Trump was. We were never sucking that bastard Giuliani's ass when YOU named him America's Mayor. We know who the weasels are. New Yorkers may be a lot of things, but we're not gullible.

R38, has nothing to do with NYC- Trump and Rudy have been unpopular (understatement) in NYC for decades, and for good reason.

"when YOU named him America's Mayor."

The NY based media did that, not Flyoverland. Flyoverland doesn't give a rat's ass about who is mayor of NYC.

And FYI: YOU elected Giuliani, not once, but twice.

TIME magazine did, R42. We DID NOT.

^ R41

I find him way more attractive now that I know he’s into rough anal.

42/43 has severe reading comprehension problems. NY public schools at their finest?

R45 = jealous

Jealous of what, R46? Your inability to read and write beyond the 3rd grade level?

What did Matt do to Ann ?

I new Matt in the 90"s as an employee. He was hateful, a bully to all. Terrible, terrible temper. His poor wife was terrified.

R47 = can read and write, but nowhere to go unless it gets on a plane :(

Fugly inside & out

With Suri years ago his body looks chunky and out of shape and you can really see the bags under his eyes and an aging face. He's obviously had some work done since that time and probably really has to work out to get in shape for a new movie.

R52 Oops. Wrong thread!

Don't be glib, R53.

Wow these Cosmo Quizzes sure have changed.

You mean, again?