A Sad Look Inside The Afterlives of Haunted Dolls

And here's Chubby Cheeks Chester who passed away from heart failure at the age of 16 due to his overeating.

And, yes, "Nancy" is serious, this is not a joke.

And, no, that is not a female doll's head stuck on a male doll's body! DL? Please take a leap of faith every now and again.

And here is Natalia who died from shaken baby syndrome (which "Nancy" calls 'Shaking Baby Syndrome').

This "Nancy" person is just a haunted doll magnet!

Mary!

I did this much better in a book, bitch!

Good for Nancy! She’s found loons to hussle for money . It’s the American way.

Nancy R3 , the name is Nancy.

R5 Then Nancy is a true American.

Vice.com interviewed Nancy in 2015 about all of the haunted dolls Nancy just happened to stumble across in her late grandmother's attic. And four years later Nancy STILL has thousands of her grandmother's haunted dolls left to sell.

Her grandmother must've been hunting ghosts every single day for years and is probably in hell for trapping these sad lost spirits and holding them against their will inside these dolls.

Here is Marco. He passed away after being shot by a jealous husband.

This is why I come to the DL.

"Cecilie is a super gorgeous spirit that was hated and envied by many women because of her looks. She has the most amazing beautiful eyes that follow your every move and hypnotizes people. Her eyes tend to change colors and sometimes they appear to be glowing. Cecilie isn’t shy about showing herself, she likes to appear in back of you when you’re looking at yourself in the mirror. Her endorse so high and powerful that she will put anyone at ease. She’s a loving spirit and she’s an animal lover. There will be times when she leaves a scent of fresh roses 🌹. One of my other evil spirits broke Cecilies pinky finger due to jealousy. She’s a lot taller than the average porcelain doll. Don’t let this stunning lady slip you by."

I've always wanted a haunted transgender doll!

I wonder if Nancy is running out of haunted dolls after all of these years. She seems to be selling a lot of cheaper vintage dolls with no mention of the dolls being possessed by a spirit.

What about the baby born to a "drug attic" mother?! Who will adopt her??

R9 Then won't you please give poor beaten to death Michael the loving home that he needs???

I would rather take a chance on Erica, the bride that married on her hospitable bed.

Sorry R13, the closest that Nancy can come to that is Pearl The Albino Spirit who committed suicide as a result of being bullied.

You may want to try and take a look-see in a women's homeless shelter. A lot of those addicted women's children have dolls and I'm sure the mothers there will sell one to you.

This is Hector, his aunt pinched his cheeks to death.

Give me a haunted doll that constantly craps $100 dollar bills and I'll be happy.

I think I found DLs signature doll, Dirty Ben the Perverted Old Man

And kept pushing his nose back as hard as she could with the heel of her hand R17?

Something like that, r20. Horrible woman she was.

Mmmmm! I'll consider it R19!

No dolls haunted by John F. Kennedy, Jr. to act as my own personal incubus? Damn it!

I've seen things like this on Ebay; they take a box of unusual artifacts and then write a huge long yarn about how it was cursed and these were left behind and radiate evil etc.

You're paying for the fantasy, I think, but some people probably believe it. The stories are written as being 100% true with no hint they are not just Fabrications (other than the fantastic aspects).

What is a "Scrying Mirror", anyone? And Systeen? Is that a misspelling of Sistine? Or some kind of topical treatment like Bactine?

MARY!! MARY HAS RETURNED AND NOW SHE KNOWS WHERE DL IS!!

A scrying mirror can reveal the past, the present and the future. That is one powerful doll!

R24 Ebay has since banned the sale of haunted dolls and/or items. (Good for the public, bad for Nancy.)

R25

"Scrying is one of the best-known forms of divination and can be done in a variety of ways. Basically, it's the practice of looking into some sort of reflective surface—such as water, fire, glass, dark stones, etc.—to see what messages, symbols, or visions may appear. A scrying mirror is a simple black-backed mirror, and it's easy to make one yourself."

this.never.happened.

R25 Yes, it should read "Sistine". Nancy is a good con woman but a bad speller.

Poor Connie....

Connie is a lovely girl that was born with gigantism syndrome. She died at the age of 8 and upon death she weighed in a whopping 389 pounds and she measured over 6 feet tall. Her young heart couldn’t take much pressure and gave up. Her spirit is still very much alive and active. Connie suffered tremendously while living on this earth. She suffered a lot of bullying and she was always in pain due to her abnormalities.

R32

Wow. "There's a sucker born every minute" does appear to be Nancy's mantra.

Gigantism? Oh poor Connie and her faulty pituitary gland!

R30 Chucky? Chuck-ster? Have you ever considered adopting yourself out to an idiot who has more money than sense - I mean - to a loving family?

I want a Marco doll!!!

Francois is a very powerful evil French warlock. He has the ability to move things via telekinesis. He was voodoo practitioner back in his time. Francois use to prepare powerful potions to cure people and he also prepared voodoo spells that caused people to become possessed and demonic. Francois is very powerful so handle with care! Ask and you shall receive but make sure you’re 💯% sure of what you’re asking for because there’s no going back once the damage is done. Nothing makes Francois more happy than to perform his evil magic.

I'd be worried about the spirits of all the perceived to be dead bed bugs hiding in Nancy's dolls that suddenly come to life when they realize they have a new host to feed on.

He's mine R36! Francois is mine!

Can't believe that Nancy is selling a doll who has demonstrated telekinetic powers for only $67.00. I mean, shouldn't Francois be sold to science for, like, say, millions of dollars?

Wonder if I can get Francois to teleport stacks of cash out of a bank vault. But Nancy does says that Francois is evil and a warlock. He might keep that money all to himself!

You can have him R36. I don't trust little Francois.

Nancy has beautiful dead eyes.

I never considered that R37. It'd be like that movie Ben, except with demon possessed dolls instead of rats.

R37? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Screenplay? Hollywood? Us laughing all the way to the bank? 'The Night of The Dolls'?

Oooooh, Chucky!!

[quote]Chucky? Chuck-ster? Have you ever considered adopting yourself out to an idiot who has more money than sense - I mean - to a loving family?

Hi, I'm Chucky, and I'm your friend till the end. Hidey-ho!

Now THIS is what a haunted doll should look like!

Mommm - Hector’s hectoring meeee!

Good point R44. What effect would haunted toys have on the children in your household?

Reviews:

"Pictures do not do this vessel justice. She is STUNNING in person and it is obvious how well she takes care of these dolls. The seller has been amazing and answers all questions and makes you feel important. I wish I could give 20 stars! Once opening Sheena, I could immediately feel her energy, so bubbly and happy! I could not help but smile. I am excited to have her. I have purchased 4 other dolls from Nancy and I adore and love each and every one of them."

4 dolls?? Nancy is cashing in on other people's loneliness.

"I really like her... she was playing games with me with the camera. She doesn’t like me to take her pic with the EMF meter so it took a while. She was playing games and would flash the light when I wasn’t snapping a picture. Very happy with purchase. Thank you Nancy this is one of the best purchase I ever made."

"Ellie arrived very fast, on time and all safe and sound! She's absolutely beautiful, too - her vessel is in such good condition, and the spirit herself has such a strong energy! Just holding her in my arms gives me such a sense of calm and happiness, just like a living baby! I can definitely tell when she's looking at me, and have already witnessed her moving positions on her own! She's such a sweet addition to both my child spirits, both of whom seem to love her. Excellent customer service as well - Nancy answered all my questions almost as soon as I asked them, and was so understanding when I wasn't able to buy right away. She also included multiple little extras with the doll, which I loved! Thank you so much for letting me take this gorgeous baby girl home, Nancy!"

"I wish I could give Nancy 10 stars. Vickie is a beautiful soul and it feels like it was meant to be. She has already talked via pendulum and is totally amazing. She was packed really carefully and arrived super fast. I can't say enough great things about this shop and it's owner!"

(Pssst! Nancy is laughing at each and every one of you!)

I have an old porcelain doll at the back of a cupboard. I'll have to cash in on eBay. "Dataloungetta was a sweet girl who died in a grease fire at the age of 54, although she looks 22..."

R47

Etsy is where you want to be. Ebay does not allow the sale of haunted dolls or any other haunted items.

R47 Dataloungetta will have to be someone from long ago and her story will have to speak to the issues of today without triggering political or social bias.

"In 1854 Dataloungetta was an innocent young girl cheerfully going about her business when one fateful day her curiosity got the better of her and she decided to roll up some pine needles in a leaf from the oak tree she loved to play under and then smoked it. This was people's idea of vaping back then. Sadly, Dataloungetta lungs gave out on her and she died on Christmas day. Dataloungetta is an active spirit and sometime you will hear her desperate last gasp. Dataloungetta just wants to be loved."

"In 1854 Dataloungetta was sitting in her seat in the local one-room school house when a young boy with a seething hatred of all humanity suddenly burst in with a slingshot and began slingshotting heavy, pointy rocks at all of the students in the room. This was people's idea of a school shooting back then. Sadly, one of the rocks hit Dataloungetta in the throat, jarring her once happy windpipe loose and Dataloungetta died. Dataloungetta is an active spirit and sometimes you can hear the sound of a little girl falling to the floor and suffocating to death. Dataloungetta just wants to be loved."

r48 really? When did they ban that? I guess that explains why the haunted items are at Etsy now.

R50 I just remember the articles about the haunted dolls and haunted items and not long after that Ebay banned people from selling that stuff. You can still buy things related to the paranormal but they seemed to have taken a stand on things that are supposed to be possessed by spirits.

David....

David belonged in a home where taking care of an infant she did not enjoy. So please whoever adopts her should want to care for an infant. When it comes to infant spirits I can only gather information based off visions. I see this little child who’s aged around 6-9 months. He comes from an area where there is ALOT of water. He had an older sister that always played with him. However I see a very mean and short tempered mother. When I investigated him about his death I received a chocking feeling so I’m pretty confident this little guy was chocked to death or he chocked on an object. David is a sweet boy. He has giggled often out loud. I have heard this little one crawling around. He seems to like rattles being if one is near him I’ll hear it rattle. I’ve heard him cry once in spirit box but other than this he’s a lovable boy. Please be ready for an infant child as they need love and attention. He does talk on spirit box and emf (on Instagram). Any questions please ask

Gia:

Gia is an evil creepy revengeful witch that loves her witchcraft. She can be quite frightening so handle at your own risk! Gia is not a toy she’s a powerful highly active spirit that loves to cause pain and suffering to those who she’s summoned to haunt. She’s as white as a ghost and has a powerful stare that will send chills up your spine. Gia’s facial features change and her eyes blink on her own when you least expect it. When she’s summoned to haunt someone she will grab them by their feet while they’re sleeping. She can be brutally rough and will scare the daylights out of anyone. I recommend she goes to someone who’s not afraid of Haunted Dolls! Her spirit dates back to 1939. Gia is most active especially during the full moon.

R52 If you are trying to sarcastically imply that this seller is shameless in their attempt to exploit the feelings of lonely, childless women...well let me tell you a thing or two...

I would love to know what kind of freak would want a doll like Gia.

I think I found a new hobby - creepy doll collecting!

I wonder if it is possible to buy and evil haunted doll and then channel their evil into something positive or productive. Well, I'm not gonna find out with my credit card just sitting there in my wallet. Okay, Francois and Gia - let's do this thing!!

What's his story?

R56 You just discovered a very lucrative hobby.

R52 Poor David was "chocked" to death? Wow. That sounds nasty.

R58 Maybe Gay Bob needs his own thread. "Gay Bob is a Haunted Gay Doll. What is Gay Bob's Backstory? How Did Gay Bob Die?"

I'm not haunted....just poor and pitiful.

R62 You'll be haunted once I get my hands on you.

"CAUTION: Active Haunted doll; wants to communicate with you through Automatic Writing! $112.00

He needs you to love him... and communicate with him! He identified himself as "Reverend Joe" and appears to be more traditional and ANTI-SCIENCE. Though the doll is female in its appearance, the spiritual entity appears to be male. This doll is a very old, composition doll circa. 1920's - 1930's, with what appears to be authentic vintage doll dress. There is an abundance of crazing and cracking of the surface and his neck support is loose to allow his head to be positioned (whether by you or by HIM) in many different expressive positions. His eyes are an eerie faded golden color and are "sleepy eyes," though I caught him closing his eyes while sitting upright (see last photo)! Hey... when he's tired, he's tired.

Rev. Joe showed some good spikes on the EMF indicator (41 range) and his lively conversation (preaching?) via ParaTek app indicated an active and intriguing spiritual presence. While conducting a conversation with Joe, I could hear soft drumming noises, sounding similar to Native American drumming, as if it was from far away. He kept instructing me to get a pad and pen, indicating he prefers communicating through automatic writing. He often showed disdain for science and appears to prefer the more traditional methods of communications. Personally, I do not do automatic writing with spirit vessels as I feel it supports a vulnerability to allow the entity(s) to manipulate your hand, thus making personal contact that is "invited." Some of you may have no problem with this, but I prefer using electronic devices rather than allowing direct contact. So, Joe was not happy with using the ParaTek for communications, though he did manage to use it and talk quite a bit.

Reverend Joe seems to refer to either Biblical or historical references. But he is lonely. He expressed a desire to talk (misses his parishioners?). He wants someone who will take the time to talk to him, but mostly, LISTEN. Rev. Joe needs an audience. He also said some words that I found a bit disturbing, such as "incubus" and "scaring kid in the park." I think this is playful, such as jumping out and saying "BOOO!" to a kid, or perhaps some kind of sermon about dangers... not sure. So I am cautioning a potential buyer to handle communications with Joe carefully. There have been cases of malevolent spirits posing as safe, kind, or religious souls. So.... be warned.

Joe tends to ramble some times, harping on themes such as: "Science sacrifices daughter (children) for money, then is back again." He seems old fashioned and opinionated. So, if you want an interesting companion... Reverend Joe would like to sit and chat!

Infrared photography showed a glowing essence in the eyes (see photo) which is typical with spirit presence, and Reverend Joe will sometimes open or close his eyes when he technically should not (head down with eyes still open a bit or sitting up... especially later in the day... the eyes sink down or close, but never saw that happen earlier in the day!). Handle Joe with care as the joints are old and loose."

In the end this seller is at least honest, even if you have to read the very last sentence in the description in order to get an accurate description of this doll:

"As per Etsy policy: No supernatural or paranormal powers are guaranteed or implied with the purchase of this doll. You are just buying a very old composition doll."

LOL - the doll in OP's pic looks just like the "Ken Doll" guy in another thread whose nose is falling off.

I'm haunted Marla....

Our newest addition is a lovely doll named Uncle Bottom. He was an intelligent and cultured man who loved nothing more than introducing sprightly and athletic young lads to various artistic interests. He comes with a gorgeous young companion named Joel and an adorable pooch named Mitzi. He adores classical music and the Opera. Please give this exquisite doll and his dear friends a home of their own.

Some questions R67.

Does Uncle Bottom come with free dolls who are haunted by the spirits of his young and attractive companions or do I have to buy those dolls separately?

Is Uncle Bottom still sexually active? (I would never try to stop Uncle Bottom from expressing himself sexually but at the same time I don't want an unsuspecting visitor at my home to unexpectedly find Uncle Bottom and his haunted doll companions in unseemly sexual positions so it's better if I know beforehand if Uncle Bottom is still doin' the deed so I know which part of the house to put him.)

If Uncle Bottom is still sexually active is he loud or quiet as far as his disembodied moans of pleasure?

R65 The transgender doll or Chubby Chester?

Gay Bob does need a story.

I want a ravaged Barbie Little Theater so I can can set up a haunted FOLLIES shrine!

R52, David is quite possibly the most disturbing of them all. Even more disturbing than Dirty Ben the Perverted Old Man.

R68 1.He comes with Joel only. No other companions included. 2. He is indeed still sexually active,though not quite the stallion he once was 3. Uncle Bottom is discreet and quite the gentleman. I assure you that you will hear very little. If you provide a dollhouse be sure to place a door on the master bedroom to ensure privacy. This will be sufficient.

73 replies and not one of them said....

*kisses doll*

Leggy had an eating disorder.

The haunted dolls chick is not a very good writer. I've seen much better prose on eBay, when they allowed it.

This is Baby Jane.

She’s written a letter to daddy. His address is heaven above.

Candela is Spanish for “fire”? Since when? This woman is so full of shit on so many levels. I wonder if she cackles with glee at taking advantage of these people or if she’s bat-shit-crazy herself.

R76 Looks like the 6th grade drop out found her calling on Etsy.

R78 I think we know she cackles with glee every time someone hands over a large sum of money for one of her spirit vessels.

R67

Welcome home Uncle Bottom!

R67

And say hello to Uncle Bottoms little friends!

R82 those are his nephews. He’s kindly allowed them to stay at his place over spring break.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R84 what am I even looking at?!

R83 I meant to say nephews (some people consider family members to be friends).

How come all these spirits are haunting dolls? I'd like to see a haunted dildo.

Your wish is Etsy's command, R87

Oh Fank You r88!

Nancy's full of more shit than an overflowing septic tank.

Since when do French warlocks practice Haitian voodoo? She needs to research her shit to make it more believable. However, considering her clientele, it seems like she could shit on a napkin, say it was hainted, and they'd still buy it.

R87/R88 Don't thank me. Thank the mysterious forces who exist in another realm.

R90 She doesn't even attempt to sound believable. I don't think she has the intelligence to sound at all believable.

R91 Ole Nanc' was probably thinking, "Francois, French....New Orleans! Voo Doo!"

I don't sneer at her customers, I feel bad for them.

That's not even voodoo, it's hoodoo! Haitian Vodoun mixed with Catholic imagery.

That showbiz veteran....

R96 I forgot all about Talking Tina!!

Strange how Nancy can sell certified haunted dolls but not a doll like Talking Tina.

Am I going to message Nancy on Etsy about getting a Talking Tina doll or are a slew of DL-ers going to do it?

If you do get a Talking Tina doll, be sure to stay on her good side. Who didn't like me, baby? Tina, that's who.

Talking Tina was a role I played! I don't even talk....I was dubbed.

Here's James. He looks remarkably feminine. He has also been marked down from $100 to $90.

"James is a 19-year old that lost his life in battle. He was so young and scared at the time of his passing. He still is in this cycle of his passing over and over, you can hear his screams and cries, his pleading for his life. James was not ready and fought until the end. He does have times where things break like plates, lights, and other objects because of him being around and in fear. He needs some comfort crystals and sage to keep him calmer, I have a lot of them all over my house and it seems to help some."

Here's a haunted Millionaire Ring that will bring you wealth and prosperity. The best part is that the guy who is selling it only wants $45 for it.

"The Ring is one of a few incredible vessels that have been readied for a new keeper who can control. This comes with a the The Millionaire , support the keeper 'all about money and wealthy '

I up an amazing powerful magic item that was vessels a magic ('The Millionaire' ) . Once bonded with a keeper, this powerful item with help with 'all about money and wealthy' this is perfect for strong power to you.

The power energy of the Millionaire and his Millionaire power for the owner who want to have lucky money and wealth summoning ring."

Given how hastily this advertisement was thrown together and posted - I somehow get the feeling that this seller is less than sincere in their claims.

1950s?

Reagan was a typical teen who lived in the 1950s. She loved slumber parties with her friends and talking about boys and makeup. As with most teens, she had gotten into some trouble and was drinking as well as sneaking out of her house at night. She struggled to stay on track with grades and wanted to do her own thing. Her parents tried the best they could to be there for her and guide her. I am not sure what happened to Reagan on her last day, she will not tell me about it at all, she avoids any and all questions about it so I won't push her I feel she will yell when she is ready with whomever she chooses.

Valencia

R102, the doll in your link dates no earlier than the 1990's, I guess Reagan floated around for 40 years...

I belong to a couple of FB groups for doll collectors, the group administrators immediately ban these "haunted" doll sellers.

Poor Emma, she was "bed written"!

[quote]Emma barely cared for and pretty much wasted away until she was 14 and got sick with no return. Emma was screaming on the inside for some kind of attention and love which she had never gotten. She still to this day is distraught and scared for the rest of her being because of her experiences. Emma has been heard crying, scratching, grunting and has scared many with her presence, but she isn't demonic nor negative, she is just a hurt soul that needs a bit more care than most spirits. She has very different ways to let you know shes around but I believe with time and patience she could heal.

These haunted doll peddlers speak in a magical language! Grammar and spelling guidelines do not apply in the other realm!

R104 Cheers to these FB doll collector groups!

Review:

"Lilli has such a strong, positive energy! Her vessel is definitely much larger in person. I cannot wait to learn more about her, and be able to communicate more with her through spirit board, etc. thank you! I hope to adopt from this shop again!"

She has a haunted doll and an Ouija board. Oh dear Lord.

R103 Is "Valencia" the "model" supposed to appeal to men? "Valencia looooves attention".

Hope Valencia can give ghostly blow jobs or else there is going to be one dissatisfied male customer out there.

The tale at r106 is bad ridden.

R105 Do you know if Baby Laugh A Lot came with her own prescriptions for Lithium and Valium? Or did the parents have to pay for her doctor's appointments?

The way those girls heads kept whipping around, they look like something out of The Exorcist.

Reagan the Teen does not look like a girl from the 1950s. She looks like someone who would substitute teach for Miss Beedle from Little House on The Prairie.

Dusty was a golf champion....

Who did Baby Laughs A Lot fornicate with in her later years in order to give birth to Chucky?

Baby That A Way is the doll I really, really wanted when I was little.

This how Baby That A Way was advertised:

And this is how Baby That A Way actually worked:

Poor Emma. She was bed written while alive and is now her spirit is being held against it's will by someone who grew up with the Internet instead of books.

REAGAN!!!

REAGAN DID IT AGAIN!!

This one started off on a high note by getting “hanged” right. It was obviously a typo.

[quote]She was hanged in the town she lived in for being a witch was illegal she cast out a curse to ever one standing out where she was hung including any one who took part of her death , it was their mistake for letting her get the last word after her death each person she cast the curse upon suffered many tragedies, she will curse she is not afraid to do so she is a good spirit but will not stand for people who have done wrong to her or to whom she loves highly active spirit,... etsy says I must say for entertaining purposes only with that in mind follow me on Instagram and Facebook for live updates on my haunted items and the activity experiences of my dolls and their repeat adopters

R101, somehow that ring is even uglier than all the creepy dolls

R121 "Entertaining purpose"?

I just have this mental image of these women with empty bottles of wine at their feet while they are creating their Etsy posts.

Just weaving back and forth, "Esmerelda wuz shooted to deth by huntir in 1692..."

I thought I was doing the right thing by adopting Sapphire, Emerald, and Ruby as a group. I was told they were vessels for the souls of three sweet little murdered girls who were A-list stars at Websleuths. I must admit, I was hoping for a reality show.

Well, as soon as I got them home I realized they were actually possessed by PMBT, Erna, and AIKC. I don’t know what to do.

Please advise.

Tiffany:

Tiffany was a very tiny girl who was not growing at the proper rate and passed away at age 7 due to her decline of health but she was a sweet girl who never felt down and always was up , cheerful just happy to see the next day she did how ever have many talents one being she played the piano , so naturally I hear the piano with her at times and she favors to hear some one play one , you can't help but feel good around her.

R124, you made me spit bean salad all over the kitchen floor. I am not happy about this but kudos to you on the post.

R124 You got taken in by their beauty and their deceptively innocent big, beautiful eyes.

This happens a lot on the haunted doll circuit.

First step: perform an exorcism and send them back to the bowels of hell where they belong.

R124

Second step: get in touch with a 'Spirit Adoption Shop' - yes, these are actually a thing .

Third step: adopt three nice, kind, pleasant spirits.

Fourth step: enjoy your new spirit companions!!

R125 Didn't she have a couple of hits in the '80s? (It will very creepy for the person who adopts her to hear the eerie strains of a disembodied voice singing 'I Think We're Alone Now' in the dead of night.)

So, couldn't a person just buy dolls at second hand stores and make up a good story about some poor, unfortunate person who lived long ago, yada, yada, yada? Look at the sales these people have!

R7 An evil creepy old woman trapping the souls of the deceased into dolls would make a great horror movie.

Step into my basement mall, Dex.

It'll be fun.

[quote] Michelle’s body was discovered in the woods a couple of days after her disappearance. She was beaten to death and her body was decomposed

She was decomposed after two days?

[Quote] An evil creepy old woman trapping the souls of the deceased into dolls would make a great horror movie.

I agree.

Read the customer feedback comments. I get the impression that they summon these spirits for use in magic. Anyone out there know? There are other sellers out there who offer haunted dolls. I

Sophia, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose lived happily together in Miami, until Dorothy was tragikly struck down by a fatal charley horse during my arobiks class. Her friends were very sad and died together when their golden palace bombed.

Why would the souls of dead people seek out a doll? Could these be demons possessing the doll rather than people?

R130 That is exactly what these Etsy women are doing. This why Facebook and Ebay have banned sales of items people claim are haunted. Yes, they spend maybe .25 cents, .50 cents or they may spend as much as $2.00 on a thrift store doll and then put it on Etsy, claim it contains a spirit and charge people unbelievable amounts of money for them.

R136 LMAO!

I thought dohrithee was cut down by a suddin stroake. Poor Roze and blhahnch, they must've been sowe sad. Don't eevin want to think how this affected Dorito's muthir.

It's the Norman Bates' mother effect R137. People look at these dolls and think, "Why, she wouldn't hurt a soul."

I don't know, if I wanted to screw with the living I might take over a doll's body. Lots of time alone to plan what I'm going to do to mess with people's heads, lots of scary stuff you can do with those dead doll eyes in order to seriously freak people out, etc.

The thing is, R138 that I find interesting is that there are people practicing witchcraft who appear to be using these doll's souls for spells and whatever. Just read the customer feedbacks on the people selling them. There is more than one person selling this stuff. Some claim there turned out to be no spirit in the doll. How on earth can these people say they know or see a spirit of a dead human in the doll? Of the ones who have been scammed, don't they know they have been fooled?

Gross.

What's the story with Mrs. Lisa Littlechap?

R141 I think that these witchcraft-practicing folks learned a hard and expensive lesson about the likelihood of a person being in possession of hundreds of "haunted" or "possessed" dolls.

Or, maybe these same witchcraft-practicing folks have money to burn and just thought, "What the hay!" and tried to see if they would really get a haunted doll.

In other cases it is wrong, unethical and really very sad how these sellers prey on other people's genuine sense of loneliness by offering them deceased, abused infants and the such who just need a loving home and then charge them $250 in "adoption fees".

R143

Mrs. Lisa Littlchap was a 40 year-old childless and widowed elementary school teacher during the 1950s who died of a broken heart one grey Friday afternoon after the final bell of the school day had rung. The school principal found Mrs. Lisa Littlechap's lifeless, lonely, childless body crumpled on her classroom floor.

Mrs. Littlechap's heartbroken and restless spirit continued to roam this earthly plane until she found a doll she wanted to inhabit.

Mrs. Littlechap is an active spirit and is known to "come to life" at the first whiff of a Mint Julep (don't be stingy with the bourbon!) and if you have a barbiturate handy to go with her "Friday night reason to live" so that she can get that fun dizzy feeling then all the better!

You will notice Mrs. Littlechap twirling around in a drunken and sedated stagger out of the corner of your eye but when you turn to look she is just innocently standing there in her doll pose. And on cold, dark Friday nights you can actually hear Mrs. Littlechap's soft sobs of grief and heartbreak!

Mrs. Littlechap is looking for someone who understands what is like to be lonely and a home that is warm, welcoming and that will have the Biography channel's documentary about the life of Sal Mineo playing every now and again. Mrs. Little needs a kind soul who has $295 dollars to spare (no refunds!!).

Mrs. Lisa Littlechap just wants to find a true friend, someone with whom she can do psychic readings via the Ouija board with the deceased celebrity of your choosing and just wants to find a kindred soul who will bring a little love and companionship into her lonely, painful life and who will purchase baby Sarah whose spirit vessel doll is also available in this shop for only $250 dollars so that she can finally have a child of her own to love. (No refunds!!)

Entertainment purposes only. (No refunds!!!)

Johnny lives in a crusifix. He likes to be worn still. He loves home place the bronx. He loves the ladles.

Unfortunately, he smells like cigarettes and demands beer.

Watt goastlie things duz jOhnee do R146 ?

No wonder Johnny is still earthbound! Jesus doesn't love beer drinkers and probably wouldn't Johnny into Heaven (serves Johnny right!).

Johnny, we’re sorry.

Won’t you come on home?

This is Dyznee Nevaeh. She dye in 1997 because her mama was a bad kind of selfush she didnt care that Dyznee was alergy to most poisen of all alergy of p-nut .. she dye of eating that nuter buter cookies because this is all of foods the mama kept in side the house . So sad Diznee is sad girl with tears energy and very strong sad felines when you go near to Her with in a 3 feet range give or take she will give you sad felines no doubt ... be warnned

Dyznees not a toy. !! this is a tears ennergy big time and very so very sad Diznee will trie to push a way you’re love with her huge vainey pennis there four Dyznee need specal home like may be The datelonger that have no fears of huge vainly pennis no refunds. !!

no refunds. !!

Won't You Find Room in Your Heart for Haunted Baby Carolchanning?

With her raspy voice and huge smile, Baby Carolchanning was best known for her Tony Award-winning role as Dolly Levi in the hit Broadway musical "Hello Dolly!". She passed away recently at the age of 97 after the failure of her marriage to a homosexual.

R150 LMAO!! Perfect!

R150 If Dyznee's penis vibrates you've got yourself a deal! Haunted or not, I'm buying Dyznee!

R150 Duzz Dyznee come with free fayshul waks?

You are not fooling me R151. You can keep..."baby Carol"...to yourself. (Shudder!)

Nightmare Fuel - Carol Channing

Awe sweaties r153 and r154 I’m so sorry to inforn you that sad girl Dyznee was wanted to be buyed from MANY datelongers. !! I use my douching crystel for Her to talk throw and she tellt me she desired to go live with Clarence a unwrinkle elderman that is all ways mistaked for a 22-yearling and has a 28-inches waste I guest you could say hes’ the neplume ultra of datelonge Go girl Good choose. !!! lolol

But sweaties dont fret my Kenny he’s combing back with a whole damn new haul of haunt dolls. !!! You just ask Aunty Wanda what kinds haunt dolls you want for and I can get them — girl And boy haunt dolls, pet haunt dolls, evil denim Dolls, more Pennised dolls, all kinds of tradegy storys, you just ask Aunty. !!

When did Tiffany Taylor start going by Madame Milicia???

This is evil Madame Milicia, she’s a gorgeous lady who ran a brothel house. She’s very revengeful especially when it comes to ex’s and their new lovers. She likes to haunt past lovers who broke your heart. Madame Milicia loves to get even. She has a strong personality and doesn’t take crap from anyone! She opened up a brothel house shortly after she found out that her fiancé was cheating on her with a younger woman. She took her anger out on women and men of all ages by becoming a very powerful Madame. Madame Milicia had many people work for her and she was known as the neighborhood pimp lady. She became very wealthy manipulating young ladies to sell their bodies and black mailing married men into having relationships with her employees. Nothing made her more happy than to break up relationships and marriages. If you’re in need of getting revenge on anyone than Madame Milicia is the perfect spirit for you.

I Bought A Haunted Doll From eBay And Now She's My Friend

Her name is Mary. She wants to be your friend.

Nancy of Nancy's Haunted Dolls is featured in this article.

I wonder what name she'd give Little Miss No-Name.

R157 Who in the hell would want this doll? A psycho hermit?

This Nancy seems to have inherited an endless supply of haunted dolls from her late grandmother. She has been selling them for years.

It really is a shame that Etsy allows people to sell these things.

R160 And what weird, sick personality and backstory would she give her?

Aunty Wanda? Do your dolls ever talk to you or do spooky things?

Also, do you have any douching crystals for sale?

Aunty Wanda's Haunted Dolls.

Hotel Aunty Wanda.

Haunted Hotel Aunty Wanda.

Aunty Wanda you need to get off DL and get on Etsy. You and your dolls - and your douching crystals - could be making money hand over fist.

Is this doll haunted?

WatchMojo.com: Top 10 Terrifying But Real Haunted Dolls

Are you sure that's a doll, R166?

R167 ? You just mind your business. Whatever evil paranormal object I morph into in private is my own business.

'kay? 'kay.

A trans spirit has entered the vessel of a Honey West doll...

worse than Nancy are the fools that bought her crap and are singing high praises of it..sheesh.....

R170 I see Nancy as the culprit. Yes, people should have more sense then that but you would think Nancy's conscience would kick in at some point, She plays on lonely people's emotions.

What is it with the older generation and their haunted dolls? Did everyone's grandma place lost spirits in dolls and other various toys?

First Nancy, now Nadine.

Okay. I've made a decision. I am going to purchase a haunted doll. One that falls within the $30 or $40 range.

I will report back. Maybe I'll have some paranormal events to report, maybe not.

I'm going to look for one that has a helpful spirit. Don't care for all of these needy, clingy little spirits who inhabit some of these dolls.

What about Lea, r173?

Lea is a creepy haunted antique doll that’s highly active. Her eyes 👀 follow your every move which will send chills up your spine. Lea’s spirit is of a 23 year old factory worker who worked at the assembly line up until her passing. She grew up very poor and busted her butt to make an honest living. Lea passed away from a heat stroke while working at the hot stuffy factory. She’s a bit clumsy so if you find things falling or tipping over don’t get alarmed, it’s Lea bumping into it. You’ll also hear a weird screeching noise of old doors opening and closing. She’s not an evil spirit but her looks can be quite frightening to some. Lea is taller than the average porcelain doll. She gets along with any other spirits you may have and Lea loves animals.

R174 Her eyes will follow me? She makes evil faces? Odors? Screeching? Likes animals? Hmmmm. I'll keep Lea in mind.

But this one is a Medium! She can communicate with spirits!

And this one is psychic! He spells Theodore wrong, but he's psychic!

Sister Colleen!

Colleen lived in Austin, Texas her whole life. She was always a bitter person who wasn’t the friendliest. Colleen has two children and was married four different times. Her husbands left her due to her craziness. Colleen died at the age of 73 from lung cancer. After investigating the spirit we found out a lot about Colleen. Colleen was actually a fairly nice person to the people she was close with. She cared for all her family and friends by being a mother for everyone. Colleen would always be supportive of her kids and grandkids. After investigating she chose this vessel to try and fool people, she crossed and now is a negative spirit. This spirit is capable of breaking items, giving abnormal feelings, and one should know how to handle her energy.

Sister Colleen is unpleasant with outsiders but loving and caring with family and people she is close to. If I purchase Sis' I'll really have to make the effort to get close to her.

Colleen chose a nun doll to haunt. Guess this is a reaction to the whole 4 husbands leaving her thing.

I don't "get" nun dolls. I never have.

Because nun dolls are just crazy!!!

Make it stop! When will the madness stop! I swear either I’m going to start running in traffic, or I’m going to make other people do it.

Jenny is the one for you, R173. What’s not to love about a bubbly murdered showgirl who always has to be the life of the party? She’ll turn the volume up to 11 and get every inactive spirit vessel in your house in on the act. What fun!

Best of all, she’ll tell you stories about what is was like being showgirl back when Las Vegas was a just a train station and a handful of Mormons.

She’s out of your price range, but this is one GoFundMe that DL will get behind.

R179 I think nuns give off some kind of 'Exorcist' effect in the mind of the sellers.

R182 According to Nancy, "Jenny":

"...has a tendency to make the shyest spirit vessels come to life because of her perky personality."

Is she trying to get me to buy more than one doll? You know, I'm starting to think that Nancy is somehow motivated by making a profit off of these doll sales!

No, no really. I think I'm on to something here about our friend Nancy.

I'd be perfectly willing to shell out an extra thirty bucks for the right possessed/haunted doll that spirits seem to want to inhabit even though these spirits can travel across other realms if they so wish - but that does not mean that I am some gullible fool who fell off the turnip truck!

Sorry, Nance'. No sale! (Nice try though.)

"Her name was Jenny...she was a showgirl..."

Annabelle would fuck them all up.

R186 Yep. Everyone knows that you just don't fuck with Annabelle.

Are ANY of the dolls offered for sale by these people haunted? What I don't understand is that some people buy these dolls and plan on working with the spirits. If it is all a scam, wouldn't these people pick up on that? Some people left reviews on one site I went to stated the doll they bought did not have a spirit. Well, what or how do they know? What is to stop someone from just buying a doll and claiming it was possessed? Would some be able to tell it was not haunted, while others claim it is? I am just flabbergasted by all this. Surely there is at least one or some dolls out there that really were possessed, or is this one big fraud?

Carol Brent was a starlet....

R188, of course it's a fraud, haunted dolls, haunted houses, etc. aren't real. Another part of the fraud is these dolls are frequently sold as being "very old", most of them are cheap, modern, made in China, porcelain dolls that can be purchased from discount stores & second hand shops for very little money, selling modern items as antique via the post office is mail fraud.

I collect antique dolls, these dolls have survived numerous owners, none of them are haunted.

R188 You may come across a genuinely haunted doll at some point in your life (or maybe not).

But, it is amazing how Etsy and Ebay have hundreds, maybe even thousands, of haunted dolls. What are the chances of even one being "haunted" let alone a huge number of them?

Even "paranormal experts" have warned that this is just one huge ripoff and to not waste your money on them.

Wow. Unbelievable. I just don't know what to say.

Same here 192. Holy shit. R188, this thread is a JOKE, making fun of the people who believe in this shit and buy these dolls. Tongue in cheek. Nobody but gullible, crazy weirdos believes in haunted dolls, hun. The people who sell them are lying grifters.

I have decided that I am not going to buy a haunted doll after all.

It's for the best, r194.

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

I saved that photo from an eBay listing, r196. She wasn't even being sold as a haunted doll, oddly enough.

R197 It turns out I was wrong about Ebay banning the sale of haunted dolls. They are still selling haunted dolls and haunted items.

I am still amazed at the sheer number of haunted items that people are suddenly finding. It's as if these sellers are all motivated by profit or something.

I mean, wouldn't a genuinely haunted doll who has poltergeist-like powers be worth a lot more than $200 bucks? The scientific community alone would probably be willing to pay, oh I don't know how much.

I've got a bad feeling about these doll sellers. Like I shouldn't trust them or something.

Coco encountering haunted(?) dolls at 5:30.....

R199 I really wish Coco would have bought the scary dolls and then did a video diary of all of their ghostly, paranormal activity.

Who better to do a video paranormal documentary than Coco? That would've been great!

Send Coco a message on YouTube and suggest that she do a haunted doll segment.

I'm actually hoping she did rescue all of those Ariel dolls. Maybe take them home, bathe them, brush and style their hair, dab a little perfume behind their little ears, find cute outfits for them. All those Ariels would be so happy living with Coco. I know I'd be.

I would love to go thrifting with Coco, that would be so much fun. She would probably hate everything I picked out and then freak out as she watched me hand over money for all the stuff I picked.

Dr. Lori doesn't mention if a haunted doll is more valuable.

'Most foul-mouthed 'haunted' doll in UK filmed 'swearing' at ghost hunters'

The doll is thought to be 100 years old and may hold a sinister side.

Hmm! Museum holds creepy doll competition

R203 Looks like a new industry has been created.

Well...here;s one theory.

“Spirits get attached to certain objects. The dolls however represent a human being and are usually made of porcelain. Porcelain has continuity so electricity can easily flow through it and spirits consist of static electricity so they are attracted to the dolls and they make easy vessels.”

Is this a haunted doll?

We're all snickering but we know that deep down inside we all wish we got in on the ground floor on this.

I just did a little shopping at a department store and when I walked past the toy aisle I heard a little voice say, "I love yooouuuu!".

I looked down to see an electronic dinosaur moving his little arms and "talking" at the same time. I thought, "A haunted toy is reaching out to me! The spirits read my DL posts and now...."

Nope. Turns out the little toy had motion detectors. Would've been kind of cute to have a haunted little dinosaur around who says nice things all the time though.

Am I the only one who wants to sit on Dirty Ben's face?

It's amazing how these spirits who are attracted to porcelain end up in dolls that look exactly like them during their former lives. Does the doll change shape and color to match, or is it just bizarrely coincidental?

R210 / C & G

It is weird, isn't it? A spirit who was a dirty, perverted old man in life consciously looks for a doll vessel that also looks what we perceive to be as a dirty, perverted old man. You'd think that they would want to haunt a Paddington Bear, or a cute bunny stuffed animal. You'd think they'd try to make themselves more appealing if given the chance.

R206 That's a tranny. Whether or not its haunted is a matter of debate.

Ew, I thought that was one of those RealDolls and didn't enlarge the pic. Although she probably has the same amount of silicone in her as a RealDoll.

Wires do get crossed on occasion, R210.

[bold]Urja is a powerful voodoo practitioner that lived in Mayong India.[/bold] The Land of Black Magic,” the untouched, secluded village of Mayong holds one of the oddest magical backstories on the planet. Mayong has been India’s center for witchcraft and wizardry since its inception many centuries ago. You can actually feel her powers just by looking at her pictures. Urja is a very old Indian spirit that passed away at the age of 105. She was the best witch in the entire Mayong. People would line up every day just to get a consultation and magical potions from Urja. She was well liked and people would travel from all over the world to see Urja. She’s a healer, a matchmaker, money drawing spirit, a terror when she’s summoned to go after your enemies and much more. Don’t let her slip away, she’s very powerful and a must have for any paranormal doll collection.

Oops. I meant to post the listing.

Even spirits get Native American Indian and Indian mixed up! Sheesh!

Even spirits get Native American Indian and Indian mixed up! Sheesh!

Oh Lord this woman is dumb as a box of hair.

I found the Atlas Obscura article from which she cut and pasted a lot of that Mayong tale:

My stars....

This is Karen and she’s carrying her unborn baby. Karen went through hell the moment she became pregnant. Her live in boyfriend became furious and hostile as soon as he learned Karen was pregnant. He started to beat her so that she can have a miscarriage but failed. Karen’s evil boyfriend waited for her to fall asleep and butchered her and the baby. She was only 18 when she was murdered. You’ll experience baby cries and you’ll also hear screams which will send chills up your spine. Karen becomes highly active during the full moon. She will also appear....

How will you hear baby cries from an unborn baby?

I assume they're muffled, r221.....

I may have already posted this but here goes anyway; This was written in 2015. Strange how almost five years later that Nance' STILL has not sold all of her late grandmother's possessed dolls.

'Meet the People Selling Haunted Dolls on eBay'

"To find out more, I spoke to Nancy Oyola, an online seller from New Jersey who had listed a job lot of haunted dolls on her Etsy page. Soon into our conversation she told me that she'd inherited more than 300 of them from her late grandmother's estate and swore to me that she'd had paranormal experiences with nearly all of them.

I asked her why she had decided to sell them. "People are fascinated by them," she told me. "Many people who work with black or white magic are in need of a particular spirit to help them with their spells and rituals, so I can help."

Nancy is clearly doing very well with this, she is clearly making a lot of money. Which is a too bad because Nancy is also shameless, manipulative and her little "witch doll" could easily be seen as offensive.

But, judging by Nancy's spellings skills, I don't think she has the brains to realize how offensive her dolls are.

Witch dolls? Transgender dolls? Pregnant teens? Yep, ole Nance' likes to use sad real-life problems to press the emotional buttons of the lonely and increase her bank balance.

"Some say you don't choose the thug life; it chooses you. In Jayne Harris's case, she chose to become a paranormal investigator. The 32-year-old from Stourbridge, a town in the West Midlands of England, initially trained in psychology before devoting herself full time to ghost-hunting and research. These days, Harris is regularly spotted in national newspapers, writing for magazines such as Paranormal Galaxy and offering expert commentary on one of her more specialist passions: Haunted dolls."

The thug life? What trash wrote that?

Bet that dinosaur toy would've turned out to be another Talking Tina.

I'd be sleeping peacefully in my bed and wake up to the dinosaur's once big, friendly eyes now burning red and the sound of, "Hi, my name is Danny Dinosaur....and I don't love you anymore."

There is NO Talking Tina! It was just a role.

There is NO Talking Tina....it was just a role I played. Sheesh.

R223 In the bio of her defunct Twitter account, that cunt Nancy says her grandmother left her with 1,300 dolls rather than the 300 she stated in the interview. Her grandmother was a most likely senile hoarder and by pulling this haunted doll con on Etsy, this is the only way she's getting rid of her stuff while turning a profit.

[quote]Karen becomes highly active during the full moon ...

When she demands to speak to the manager!

Has Geneva been posted?

Geneva is a beautiful loving chunky biracial girl that was bullied in school. Every day Geneva would arrive home from school in tears because a group of kids would follow her home and bully her. One day Geneva didn’t come home and her body was found floating in the nearby river. The group of kids had planned to push her in the river. Unfortunately Geneva drowned. She was only ten years old. Why not adopt Geneva in time for Mother’s Day. You’ll be very happy you did.

LOL! R231!

Yes...Talking Tina was just a part. A part I played in a old television show....I love you all.

R232 I can see the overweight aspect but I don't really see the "biracial" aspect here.

Nancy has lost her mind. She must spend her days rolling around naked in money and laughing demonically. Either that or she is raising bail money - more than likely AGAIN! - for her fiancee.

I shudder to think how the Flatsys met their demise.....

R236 Took their own lives because breast augmentation was not available to them in their day? A steamroller incident? They worked as ice crew girls for the NHL and got in the way of the Zamboni?

Someone on Etsy should be able to come up with a good backstory. "oNe day Debee Flatsy was wawking across the stete when a steemrollir came out uv no-wear and..."

[quote]I forgot all about Talking Tina!!

[quote]If you do get a Talking Tina doll, be sure to stay on her good side.

[quote]Talking Tina was a role I played!

[quote]Yes...Talking Tina was just a part.

I don't know her.

You forgot to add Debee Flatsy walked really, really slow.

Katrina Lenk is using a Uneeda Suzette as a spirit vessel.

R239 She would have to wouldn't she? LOL!

Since you made the story edit, it is up to you to explain why she walks so slowly.

R238 So, has Tina changed her name to 'Talky Tina' for the sake of privacy?

The kyriarchy's erasure of me continues unabated.

I am Talky. I have always been Talky. I shall continue to speak my truth.

Support my self-care efforts on Patreon, GoFundMe, and PayPal. Links coming soon!

R243 To think that all this time I have been calling her 'Talking Tina' instead of by her proper name!

Please forgive me Talky, please don't haunt me....there are small, cold, invisible hands around my throat!....I'm prying them loose....Tina! Nooooo!...Talky! Talky Tina, please!! I want to live....*choke, gag!*...I meant no dispresp *gaaag!!*...Help me Telly Savalas!!!

That was fucking chilling R245.

My memory fails me; what did the mother end up doing with Talky Tina?

The Twilight Zone (Classic): Living Doll - You'll Be Sorry

June Foray discusess voicing "Talky Tina" on The Twilight Zone - EMMYTVLEGENDS

(Foray provided the original voice of 'Chatty Cathy'.)

If you have $300.00 to spare you can buy your very own 'Talky Tina' doll.

R240, Suzette is my favorite Barbie clone, I've never understood Barbie's popularity, such a insipid doll... There's knowledge in Suzette's eyes, you just know she performs her own abortions & gave the high school football team the clap & laughs about it.

And yet Suzette is your favorite R250.

She doesn't sound like a very nice person.

After watching the 'Talky Tina' episode on YouTube I think I see the appeal of Tina and these haunted dolls. These little innocuous dolls have all of this power and anyone can purchase one.

Creepiest Baby Dolls Of All Time- RANKED

Miss Barbie.....or as I like to call her, Alien Barbie.

I bought a haunted clown doll who can do psychic readings.

But then I changed my mind and asked for and received a full refund on my credit card.

If you had a haunted clown doll who could do psychic readings would you sell it for only $35.00? Wonder how much money I could make off of such a doll.

Instead I bought a handmade spirit board with turquoise planchette and instructions and a scrying mirror that comes with two candles and two candle holder and instructions.

I think I made the right choice. I'll let you know how it goes.

Has anyone heard from r255?