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What is your role on Datalounge?

Are you the nice guy?

Are you the politics whiz?

Are you the insider?

Are you the cunt?

Are you the gossip queen?

Are you the soap slut?

What role do you play here in DataloungeLand?

by Anonymousreply 188January 17, 2021 2:44 PM

The Fun sarcasm Queen šŸ‘‘ who quickly takes in feedback and changes. Whatā€™s yours OP?

by Anonymousreply 1October 9, 2019 3:42 AM

grammar troll

devil's advocate

by Anonymousreply 2October 9, 2019 4:03 AM

Grammar police, soap slut and the encouraging one: FAT WHORES REJOICE!

by Anonymousreply 3October 9, 2019 4:05 AM

THE

VOICE

OF

FUCKING

REASON

by Anonymousreply 4October 9, 2019 4:05 AM

I'm the madcap heiress, darling--let's make a mad dash for it!

by Anonymousreply 5October 9, 2019 4:09 AM

I'm the middle child in this extended, alcoholic family, vainly trying to keep the peace and avoid the inevitable unpleasantness.

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! HA HA HA!!!

by Anonymousreply 6October 9, 2019 4:16 AM

The one, single cunt?

by Anonymousreply 7October 9, 2019 4:18 AM

R6 peacekeeper, really?

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by Anonymousreply 8October 9, 2019 4:20 AM

One of the cunts, whoā€™s occasionally nice. x

by Anonymousreply 9October 9, 2019 4:26 AM

The Voice of Reason, also a proud member of the Grammar Police.

by Anonymousreply 10October 9, 2019 4:27 AM

Empress-Dominatrix of the Planet Earth

by Anonymousreply 11October 9, 2019 4:28 AM

Well, then I am also part of the Grammar Police.

by Anonymousreply 12October 9, 2019 4:29 AM

Iā€™m the masculine, dominant top.

by Anonymousreply 13October 9, 2019 4:31 AM

Saucy comic soubrette!

by Anonymousreply 14October 9, 2019 4:33 AM

Second gunman.

by Anonymousreply 15October 9, 2019 4:34 AM

I am the thread killer.

It was nice of you to start this thread, OP, but you can probably say goodbye to it now. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 16October 9, 2019 4:36 AM

Iā€™m the compassionate but no-nonsense psychotherapist.

by Anonymousreply 17October 9, 2019 4:38 AM

I'm the blowsy peroxide blonde truckstop waitress with a chip on her shoulder... but a heart of gold.

by Anonymousreply 18October 9, 2019 4:40 AM

I'm the smart one, but you don't listen to me...until it's too late!

by Anonymousreply 19October 9, 2019 4:40 AM

I'm Pops, the crusty but affable doorman backstage, and you're not on the list, bud.

by Anonymousreply 20October 9, 2019 4:43 AM

I'm one of many curmudgeons. I try to be nice, but some of the nitwits on here just irritate the fire out of me.

by Anonymousreply 21October 9, 2019 4:43 AM

I'm the passive aggressive I Told You So queen who never actually says I told you so.

by Anonymousreply 22October 9, 2019 4:43 AM

Iā€™m the Official Taste Tester.

As Fat Whores, you all must eat a lot and leave occasional scraps.

by Anonymousreply 23October 9, 2019 4:45 AM

Just like in high school, I do not have one role or clique. I serve in many roles and I have varied interests.

by Anonymousreply 24October 9, 2019 4:45 AM

I'm Benjy, the adorable "differently abled" child with the moppet bowl haircut who is wise beyond his years.

by Anonymousreply 25October 9, 2019 4:48 AM

Rosebud or Coinslot thread....my only meaningful contribution to Datalounge. I coined the term coinslot, and possibly rosebud, sadly no residuals.

by Anonymousreply 26October 9, 2019 4:49 AM

Iā€™m the Fluffer and Hole Judge.

by Anonymousreply 27October 9, 2019 4:52 AM

I'm the Karen. Like my new haircut?

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by Anonymousreply 28October 9, 2019 4:53 AM

Iā€™m the Stinker. Controlling, opinionated, the skunk at a garden party.

by Anonymousreply 29October 9, 2019 4:56 AM

I go where Iā€™m needed.

by Anonymousreply 30October 9, 2019 4:59 AM

I sell the canisters of Flammable Grease. Buy one and get a tube of Anal Bleach for half off.

by Anonymousreply 31October 9, 2019 5:00 AM

I'm one of the Golden Girls fanatics. There can never be too many Golden Girls threads on Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 32October 9, 2019 5:02 AM

Wildcard

by Anonymousreply 33October 9, 2019 5:12 AM

I am the cunt bone.

by Anonymousreply 34October 9, 2019 5:36 AM

I'm a story teller. I'll be reading threads, a memory will be evoked, and off I go sharing experiences that are scorned, ridiculed, mocked, and sometimes appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 35October 9, 2019 5:43 AM
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by Anonymousreply 36October 9, 2019 5:47 AM

Iā€™m mostly a lurker, but chime in and get some applause and some deserved wtfā€™s. I try to get laughs and even support sometimes when I started a thread..so thanks allā˜ŗļø

by Anonymousreply 37October 9, 2019 5:49 AM

Iā€™m Oliver, and I plan to take down DL with my presence. Donā€™t doubt me, I screwed up the Brady Bunch.

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by Anonymousreply 38October 9, 2019 6:45 PM

Fact finder, devil's advocate, sassy cunt after I've had a few, and America's Sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 39October 9, 2019 6:49 PM

[quote] sassy cunt

love this!

by Anonymousreply 40October 9, 2019 8:27 PM

You probably guessed from my "aroma."

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by Anonymousreply 41October 9, 2019 8:36 PM

I'm Tubgirl.

Remember me?

by Anonymousreply 42October 9, 2019 8:38 PM

Iā€™m the ā€œyes but does he have a foreskinā€ poster

by Anonymousreply 43October 9, 2019 8:39 PM

Fanboi of the Evening Punctuationist, suggesting spicy activities for National Punctuation Day, dressed in period attire.

by Anonymousreply 44October 9, 2019 8:40 PM

I share things that people might find useful. I don't try for laughs as that's when the cunts go for you and I can't be bothered with them.

by Anonymousreply 45October 9, 2019 8:43 PM

I'm your friendly Eastern European, here to remind you that the world does not begin and end with the USA. Nor does the internet. I'm on all the literature and arts threads because I'm fancy ;)

by Anonymousreply 46October 9, 2019 8:51 PM

Erudite commentator ...or... eminence grise.

by Anonymousreply 47October 9, 2019 8:55 PM

Have the time while posting I feel very cuntstipated.

R41 keep your filthy smelly snatch juices out of DL

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by Anonymousreply 48October 9, 2019 8:57 PM

You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what I found out is that each one of us is a cunt, and an insider, and a politics whiz, a gossip queen, and a soap slut. Does that answer your question?

by Anonymousreply 49October 9, 2019 8:57 PM

R48 I meant half the time.

by Anonymousreply 50October 9, 2019 8:58 PM

I'm the Somebody Had to Say It guy.

Well, somebody had to say it.

by Anonymousreply 51October 9, 2019 8:59 PM

Iā€™m queen of vit and visdom

#BeBestPoster

by Anonymousreply 52October 9, 2019 9:02 PM

Iā€™m the one who always wants to see picturese of big, fat cocks.

by Anonymousreply 53October 9, 2019 9:07 PM

I am a walking compendium of all kinds of useless minutia about TV, movies and Broadway. I don't need any stinkin' Google.

by Anonymousreply 54October 9, 2019 9:11 PM

I'm Francine Frau. I'm sad because I have a scorching yeast infection that's resistant to treatment so here I sit, looking longingly out the window as I cradle my mug.

by Anonymousreply 55October 9, 2019 10:02 PM

Still aiming for passaround bottom.

by Anonymousreply 56October 9, 2019 10:08 PM

Mother of ungrateful children.

by Anonymousreply 57October 9, 2019 10:20 PM

My role is to make you all feel guilty about your conspicuous consumption.

by Anonymousreply 58October 9, 2019 11:00 PM

Spreading the word of Gap In-Store Playlists in hopes of finding other former Gap employees who saved the monthly paper playlists from when they worked at Gap!

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by Anonymousreply 59October 9, 2019 11:05 PM

I am the former Bonner Boltonā€™s Butthole troll.

by Anonymousreply 60October 9, 2019 11:07 PM
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by Anonymousreply 61October 9, 2019 11:08 PM

Iā€™m the class clown making jejune comments that are only peripherally on topic.

by Anonymousreply 62October 9, 2019 11:11 PM

I'm a Russian troll. I post endlessly in as many threads as I possibly can.

by Anonymousreply 63October 9, 2019 11:14 PM

Iā€™m the Jesus freak / MAGAbot.

by Anonymousreply 64October 9, 2019 11:20 PM

I am a fellow homosexual! Just like the rest of you, right? LOL! Presenting a hole!! I love the penis in my golden girls! LOL!! In no way would I ever be anything else! Isn't it so great that we get to homo all together in this great country of MAGA? Just my opinion is all. But I am just a gay man, that is all who is white. Why would not black people smell so bad? This I don't know? Hey gurleena!

by Anonymousreply 65October 9, 2019 11:23 PM

Bitchy Gay Waiter

Empress Dowager

Bulgarian Diplomat

by Anonymousreply 66October 9, 2019 11:30 PM

R66 is an understudy covering three roles.

by Anonymousreply 67October 9, 2019 11:34 PM

Iā€™m a faded southern belle who seduces teenagers.

by Anonymousreply 68October 9, 2019 11:38 PM

Iā€™m the racist.

by Anonymousreply 69October 9, 2019 11:38 PM

I am always the nice guy when people allow me to be. But I'm not going to sit back and be manipulated or bullied. I consider everyone my best friend, until they make it obvious they're not.

by Anonymousreply 70October 9, 2019 11:40 PM

I am the true liberal who calls SJW's and crazy fringe leftists on their bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 71October 9, 2019 11:40 PM

[quote]r68 ā€™m a faded southern belle who seduces teenagers.

Y'are, Blanche, y'are.

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by Anonymousreply 72October 9, 2019 11:43 PM

I am the voice of reason, who rarely comments, because wha?? In this environment?

by Anonymousreply 73October 9, 2019 11:43 PM

Bulgarian, R66?

by Anonymousreply 74October 9, 2019 11:49 PM

THE WISCONSIN DIVA!!!!!! YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!

by Anonymousreply 75October 9, 2019 11:51 PM

to out all the closeted Hollywood lesbians

by Anonymousreply 76October 9, 2019 11:52 PM

I'm usually pretty nice. I post on the cooking and gardening threads, and on the BRF threads. I have a nice boyfriend, so I mention him sometimes. You'll usually ignore me, and that's okay.

by Anonymousreply 77October 10, 2019 12:04 AM

I'm the history and Victorian literature nerd who posts frequently on these topics, but has a primary interest in vintage gay porn stars about which I rarely comment feigning disinterest.

by Anonymousreply 78October 10, 2019 12:06 AM

Yet another grammar queen. I can't believe how many of you think there is only one of us.

Former soap queen. Muriel put all the soap threads behind paywalls, and I am not paying for DL until "block threads" is returned to us.

by Anonymousreply 79October 10, 2019 12:13 AM

I'm the Carrie!

by Anonymousreply 80October 10, 2019 12:18 AM

I'm the originator of several threads which rarely attract any followers ( or I should say - none). Sigh !

by Anonymousreply 81October 10, 2019 12:22 AM

None, it's not a Broadway show.

by Anonymousreply 82October 10, 2019 12:22 AM

I'm the witty one.

by Anonymousreply 83October 10, 2019 1:07 AM

I'm the pretty one.

by Anonymousreply 84October 10, 2019 1:08 AM

I'm the obese pearl clutcher who complains at length about

- Pit bulls

- Anyone using PreP

- People who have sex with the lights on, unlike me

I am, on any given evening, home in my caftan watching my "Mama's Family" DVDs.

by Anonymousreply 85October 10, 2019 1:12 AM

How dare you lump all of us with Mama's Family DVDs into one pot.

by Anonymousreply 86October 10, 2019 1:24 AM

[quote]I'm the obese pearl clutcher who complains at length about pit bulls, anyone using PreP, people who have sex with the lights on, unlike me - -

Have you considered membership in the Maiden Aunts Brigade, R85?

The review process is rigorous, but I feel you have what it takes.

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by Anonymousreply 87October 10, 2019 1:34 AM

Addendum: I should have said [italic]"may[/italic] have what it takes."

The Brigade never makes promises.

by Anonymousreply 88October 10, 2019 1:36 AM

I'm the Mary! and you're the Rhoda.

by Anonymousreply 89October 10, 2019 1:58 AM

Everyone knows whom One is!

by Anonymousreply 90October 10, 2019 1:59 AM

[quote]Everyone knows whom One is!

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 91October 10, 2019 2:05 AM

I'm the buck-toothed nun here to help you sort art. I have a short tongue and my r's sound like w's. I'm quite comfortable around homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 92October 10, 2019 2:12 AM

Sage

by Anonymousreply 93October 10, 2019 2:12 AM

I'm the Joy Behar of the DL Panel. I moderate on Fridays and everyone enjoys the DL Show more when I'm in charge.

by Anonymousreply 94October 10, 2019 2:17 AM

I am the self-deprecating eldergay.

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by Anonymousreply 95October 10, 2019 11:15 AM

Where's the dyke who always HAS to say, "I'm a lesbian but even **I** find Brad Pitt HOT!" [or other hot male celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 96October 10, 2019 11:27 AM

I'm the mentally ill shut-in queen. I might dish out the odd bitchy quip, but I never share anything about my life (other than now) for fear of scorn, pity or plain schadenfreude. I guess I'm just here for the ride.

by Anonymousreply 97October 10, 2019 11:43 AM

I'm the Ben Barnes Troll, and I'm proud of it.

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by Anonymousreply 98October 10, 2019 12:08 PM

Shit stirrer.

by Anonymousreply 99October 10, 2019 1:13 PM

[quote]What is your role on Datalounge?

To collect your fucking buck-fifty a month.

The rest of the time I am totally uninterested in you assholes and your ridiculous, idiotic posts and problems.

by Anonymousreply 100October 10, 2019 1:19 PM

I'm Julianne Moore

by Anonymousreply 101October 10, 2019 1:51 PM

I'm mostly here to shame people who shave their cocks, or like shaved cocks.

by Anonymousreply 102October 10, 2019 3:12 PM

Itā€™s Intact, not uncut.

by Anonymousreply 103October 10, 2019 6:20 PM

"Uncut" works fine. Fuck "intact."

by Anonymousreply 104October 10, 2019 6:28 PM

Iā€™m the unwelcome straight woman.

by Anonymousreply 105October 10, 2019 7:04 PM

I'm the doormat.

by Anonymousreply 106October 10, 2019 7:08 PM

Village idiot

by Anonymousreply 107October 10, 2019 7:19 PM

I am the terror who flaps in the night.

by Anonymousreply 108October 10, 2019 7:24 PM

You're welcome, R105

by Anonymousreply 109October 10, 2019 7:37 PM

I'm the one who's gay, but my first crush was on Brooke Shields.

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by Anonymousreply 110October 10, 2019 7:38 PM

The Kompassionate Kunt

by Anonymousreply 111October 10, 2019 7:54 PM

Iā€™m the overly serious curmudgeon.

by Anonymousreply 112October 10, 2019 8:02 PM

I'm the one whose cousin Sheila dated Bradley Cooper in college, so I know for a fact he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 113October 10, 2019 8:08 PM

I am the poster who avoids ALL CAPS. However, I WILL sprinkle CAPS into my posts BECAUSE, sometimes, I just need to make an IMPORTANT POINT! I will use up to three EXCLAMATION points (!!!) in order to make my POINT. So, no, I DO NOT SHOUT!!!

by Anonymousreply 114October 10, 2019 8:11 PM

Man of wisdom -medical, legal and just plain common sense.

by Anonymousreply 115October 10, 2019 8:16 PM

[quote]r114 I am the poster who avoids ALL CAPS. However, I WILL sprinkle CAPS into my posts BECAUSE, sometimes, I just need to make an IMPORTANT POINT! I will use up to three EXCLAMATION points (!!!) in order to make my POINT. So, no, I DO NOT SHOUT!!!

haha

I do this, but NOT more than a few times in one post.

(Which, BTW, will have SEVERAL paragraphs.)

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by Anonymousreply 116October 10, 2019 8:20 PM

I'm the shelter cat. I'm Jaclyn Smith's first cat. She named me Bootsie Gumdrop.

by Anonymousreply 117October 10, 2019 8:22 PM

Curmudgeon here

by Anonymousreply 118October 10, 2019 8:22 PM

I am DL's Patron Saint of cuntitude. I'll let you know if your cuntiness measure up.

by Anonymousreply 119October 10, 2019 8:25 PM

Queen of the Fucking World.

by Anonymousreply 120October 10, 2019 8:28 PM

[quote] Man of wisdom -medical, legal and just plain common sense.

Aw, shucks, Dr. Lawyer.

by Anonymousreply 121October 10, 2019 8:28 PM

I share my experiences and donā€™t criticize. Saintly.

by Anonymousreply 122October 10, 2019 8:29 PM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 123October 10, 2019 8:36 PM

I'm the contrarian, or confused, or wildly inconsistent.

by Anonymousreply 124October 10, 2019 8:37 PM

I'm the narcissist troll. I can only post something that relates to me.

by Anonymousreply 125October 10, 2019 8:46 PM

Iā€™m the wallflower.

by Anonymousreply 126October 10, 2019 9:30 PM

R117 Why the differentiated spelling Bootsie/ys?

by Anonymousreply 127October 10, 2019 10:01 PM

I'm one of the Tasteful Friends. That's just one of my more innocent guises.

Seriously, I've been coming here so long and roleplaying that it's embarrassing.

Remember Debbie the EW-reading soccer mom?

Yup.

by Anonymousreply 128October 10, 2019 10:28 PM

[quote] What is your role on Datalounge?

Cunt!

[quote] What is your role on Datalounge?

Shit eating cunt!

by Anonymousreply 129October 10, 2019 10:45 PM

Mr. Know It All

by Anonymousreply 130October 10, 2019 10:48 PM

I used only the *really good* spelling, r127.

by Anonymousreply 131October 10, 2019 10:57 PM

[quote] ...or... eminence grise.

Iā€™ve loved John Travolta ever since then. His wife and him have proven that Hollywood marriages can and do work.

by Anonymousreply 132October 10, 2019 11:11 PM

R131, what are you?

by Anonymousreply 133October 10, 2019 11:12 PM

I'm the one who posts additional trivia related to the thread subject, but everyone loses interest after the first sentence.

by Anonymousreply 134October 10, 2019 11:51 PM

I'm Sure Jan

by Anonymousreply 135October 11, 2019 12:13 AM

I condole.

by Anonymousreply 136October 11, 2019 12:18 AM

Lurky Lurk Lurk. But in a decently lurky way.

by Anonymousreply 137October 11, 2019 1:02 AM

Oh, poor you. Boo fucking hoo, fuck off

by Anonymousreply 138October 11, 2019 1:22 AM

I'm the eldergay who tries to keep the old DL alive by bringing up the old things like earrings and caftans, dialing with a pencil, pron, smelling cookies, Cheryl's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 139October 11, 2019 5:15 AM

I am the famous pot-smoking diva who reviles the racist turd who ruins many threads here by threatening to cut gay people's throats.

by Anonymousreply 140October 15, 2019 2:18 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 141October 15, 2019 2:39 AM

I am the poster of anecdotes about my Nonna from the old country.

Did I tell you guys that her wooden spoon served both as a kitchen utensil and as a disciplinary aid? Same thing with her Italian slippers/flip flops, footwear AND disciplinary aid.

by Anonymousreply 142October 15, 2019 2:46 AM

I'm the con-see-URGE.

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by Anonymousreply 143October 15, 2019 3:19 AM

I type obese but people tell me all the time that I only type fat.

by Anonymousreply 144October 15, 2019 3:24 AM

I'm the Madonna AND the whore!

by Anonymousreply 145October 15, 2019 3:26 AM

Offering travel tips and recipe suggestions is about the extent of my usefulness here. Maybe a little bit of R142, as well.šŸ˜†

by Anonymousreply 146October 15, 2019 3:29 AM

I'm the poster that has personal knowledge and juicy gossip about a celebrity. However, I refuse to state this so-called celebrity's name and refuse to give out any realistic clues. I craft my own blind item-types of posts. By the time I'm done, nobody gives a shit who I'm talking about.

by Anonymousreply 147October 15, 2019 3:51 AM

For quite some time it feels like all I do here is point out to people that obvious trolls are trolls. Then I get yelled at for it.

"The guy saying Trump is a political genius is also the one who posted the YouTube video claiming that NASA is hiding the fact that the moon is made of green cheese."

"You fucking stalker piece of shit! You should be fucking executed, that's so creepy, you're a pedo rapist too aren't you, faggot?!?!?!"

by Anonymousreply 148October 15, 2019 3:54 AM

I'm that bitch from the 90's romcom with gold nuggets of wisdom and great shoes who tells his best friend how stupid she is for going to her ex's wedding, but dances with her anyway because it's awkward AF

by Anonymousreply 149October 15, 2019 5:52 AM

I'm the Canadian who wants to discuss the recent Canadian election results but is told that no one on DL could care less about anything Canadian unless it's Justin's impressive gluteus maximus or those twink killers on the lam.

by Anonymousreply 150October 25, 2019 12:26 AM

You're a Canadian who just used a double negative.

by Anonymousreply 151October 25, 2019 12:28 AM

As you can see I'm surviving angel and I'd be interested in what other posters if they've paid attention think my role type is because I'm not really sure!!

My intention is to be a bit of a devils advocate in terms of kick starting debate and discussion but I'm very capable of just posting on here because I'm in a superficial mood and feeling horny and over sexed!! So I'm not always one thing or always serious.

by Anonymousreply 152October 25, 2019 12:31 AM

I'm Vivian Vance. I'm very popular here and for many years was an option in nearly every poll.

by Anonymousreply 153October 25, 2019 12:38 AM

I'm a major thread starter. Usually questions. My threads often garner multo responses, but are quickly forgotten once they're over. My threads never appear on those appreciation lists. Maybe because in general I don't start threads about my personal life. People love those. And I love watching how quickly they take off.

I am also a chatterbox and will always join in if something interests me.

by Anonymousreply 154October 25, 2019 12:42 AM

R151 I'm the Canadian that is so remorseful that I will immediately retract "no one on" from my reply. I've let my beloved Team Grammar Nazi down.

by Anonymousreply 155October 25, 2019 12:44 AM

R135 Iā€™m sure jan jr.

by Anonymousreply 156October 25, 2019 12:46 AM

Iā€™m the censor.

by Anonymousreply 157October 25, 2019 12:51 AM

Gosh what an interesting question! Im not sure what I could give as a definitive answer?? Colourful zany thread starter?? Unsure!

by Anonymousreply 158November 21, 2020 5:45 AM

Gay MAGAt

Recovering alchy

Hopeless romantic

Total bottom

P&G soap fan

by Anonymousreply 159November 21, 2020 5:52 AM

I'm TheRalphMacchioTroll.

I start a thread every other day speculating about the personal life of Karate Kid, Ugly Betty, and Cobra Kai star Ralph Macchio. I flood each thread with photo after photo from his instagram account and type, "What do you think guys??? Eh? Yeah? Ralph Macchio. Look at 'im. Whaddya think?"

by Anonymousreply 160November 21, 2020 5:56 AM

Im the told-you-so troll. I recycle my old posts to prove how superior I am to the rest of DL.

by Anonymousreply 161November 21, 2020 6:00 AM

Iā€™m Countess Ula Nottingham of Tova. I bring glamour, style, and European sensibility to a rather drab homosexual outreach program known as Datalounge. Iā€™ve enjoyed my work here, which started out as community service related to my accidental assault of two maids who forgot to clap when I entered a room.

by Anonymousreply 162November 21, 2020 6:13 AM

r162 Are you sure you arent Princess Michael of Kent??!

by Anonymousreply 163January 17, 2021 2:08 AM

I'm an apprentice cunt -There are many great role models here, and I aspire to learn from all of them.

by Anonymousreply 164January 17, 2021 2:16 AM

I'm the doomed prophetess Cassandra, making dire predictions that shall be REDEEMED by the goddess of hyistory!

by Anonymousreply 165January 17, 2021 2:21 AM

I get yelled at a lot.

by Anonymousreply 166January 17, 2021 3:01 AM

I am your First Melania.

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by Anonymousreply 167January 17, 2021 3:03 AM

Mr. Know-It-All

by Anonymousreply 168January 17, 2021 3:10 AM

I'm the humble-bragging eldergay who is going to stay here until you at least acknowledge that at one time I actually had a life.

by Anonymousreply 169January 17, 2021 3:11 AM

I am the actual maiden aunt, cis maiden aunt for the woke whippersnappers.

by Anonymousreply 170January 17, 2021 3:35 AM

I donā€™t know.

by Anonymousreply 171January 17, 2021 3:45 AM

I'm the wisecracking Eve Arden of the DL ā€” never desiring the spotlight or the arguments, just here to pop in on a thread, lay down a snappy and vinegary remark, then move on.

My cunt level varies depending on how cunty I think I need to be in the situation. While I'm a condoling shoulder for OPs in genuine misery, I'm not above bringing up the Eric Clapton Baby if I think it will draw a laugh.

by Anonymousreply 172January 17, 2021 3:46 AM

I try to be witty, but, you know, mind of the beholder....

I like the humorous people threads, like Larry King ("You're on the air, Potrzebie High!"), Vairst Letty, Aunt Diane ( she's not funny-funny, but her "nephew" can be), etc. Basically made-up monologues.

by Anonymousreply 173January 17, 2021 3:54 AM

Iā€™m the pet goldfish, my name is Swimmy.

by Anonymousreply 174January 17, 2021 6:09 AM

Chaotic Evil

by Anonymousreply 175January 17, 2021 6:45 AM

Agitator. Flame thrower.

by Anonymousreply 176January 17, 2021 6:49 AM

I alternate between The Know-It-All and The Chandler (Bing---I try a little to hard to be funny)

by Anonymousreply 177January 17, 2021 7:06 AM

I'm the Black guy on the Datalounge Spaceship so I'm obviously marked for death.

by Anonymousreply 178January 17, 2021 7:10 AM

I'm just here to collect my W&Ws, doing my time.

by Anonymousreply 179January 17, 2021 7:29 AM

I'm the one who wants everybody to get along. Is that too much to ask? Bitchiness among us is one thing, even a grease fire has its charm, but invoking outright death makes me sad. Please don't do that.

I'm the one who wonders where the Tiara Troll goes when there haven't been any Tiara Troll posts in some time. Tiara Troll: You are always needed and welcome.

I'm the one who occasionally starts a thread that goes nowhere quickly. Even when I believe I have a sure-fire winner, it fizzles out. It's an art, not everyone can do it. Try it and see.

I'm the one who likes to post in paragraphs of odd numbers. As I am typing I think my post will be the next in numerical sequence, but then someone posts pushing me down the list. That's when I know I need to hit SEND.

What did I just do?

by Anonymousreply 180January 17, 2021 8:14 AM

Storyteller: Cats and the paranormal.

by Anonymousreply 181January 17, 2021 8:36 AM

R178 My partner once commented, "Why is it that in so many movies, the cool black guy always dies?"

by Anonymousreply 182January 17, 2021 8:38 AM

Iā€™m the Black Supremacist troll, your worst nightmare, racist old DL cunts.

by Anonymousreply 183January 17, 2021 11:06 AM

I am one of the racist old cunts with multiple accounts who types in Ebonics, thinking I am clever, and actually fooling someone.

by Anonymousreply 184January 17, 2021 11:08 AM

I am one of the multiple faux trolls, chronically masturbating until I bleed.

by Anonymousreply 185January 17, 2021 11:10 AM

I start endless threads about how Caucasian, or ā€œCaucasian adjacentā€ peeps are really POC. Everyone here either hates me, or imitates me. Some are downright obsessed with me! Or is it just me?

by Anonymousreply 186January 17, 2021 11:14 AM

Iā€™m the guy in the back corner whoā€™s basically quiet, but every so often comes up with hilarious, brilliant witticisms that it makes you wonder where Iā€™ve been all your life.

by Anonymousreply 187January 17, 2021 11:49 AM

, you have filled poo shoes and are thus seen everywhere and in everything. Itā€™s quite an honor!

by Anonymousreply 188January 17, 2021 2:44 PM
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