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What is your role on Datalounge?

Are you the nice guy?

Are you the politics whiz?

Are you the insider?

Are you the cunt?

Are you the gossip queen?

Are you the soap slut?

What role do you play here in DataloungeLand?

by Anonymousreply 16211/20/2020

The Fun sarcasm Queen 👑 who quickly takes in feedback and changes. What’s yours OP?

by Anonymousreply 110/08/2019

grammar troll

devil's advocate

by Anonymousreply 210/08/2019

Grammar police, soap slut and the encouraging one: FAT WHORES REJOICE!

by Anonymousreply 310/08/2019






by Anonymousreply 410/08/2019

I'm the madcap heiress, darling--let's make a mad dash for it!

by Anonymousreply 510/08/2019

I'm the middle child in this extended, alcoholic family, vainly trying to keep the peace and avoid the inevitable unpleasantness.


by Anonymousreply 610/08/2019

The one, single cunt?

by Anonymousreply 710/08/2019

R6 peacekeeper, really?

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by Anonymousreply 810/08/2019

One of the cunts, who’s occasionally nice. x

by Anonymousreply 910/08/2019

The Voice of Reason, also a proud member of the Grammar Police.

by Anonymousreply 1010/08/2019

Empress-Dominatrix of the Planet Earth

by Anonymousreply 1110/08/2019

Well, then I am also part of the Grammar Police.

by Anonymousreply 1210/08/2019

I’m the masculine, dominant top.

by Anonymousreply 1310/08/2019

Saucy comic soubrette!

by Anonymousreply 1410/08/2019

Second gunman.

by Anonymousreply 1510/08/2019

I am the thread killer.

It was nice of you to start this thread, OP, but you can probably say goodbye to it now. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 1610/08/2019

I’m the compassionate but no-nonsense psychotherapist.

by Anonymousreply 1710/08/2019

I'm the blowsy peroxide blonde truckstop waitress with a chip on her shoulder... but a heart of gold.

by Anonymousreply 1810/08/2019

I'm the smart one, but you don't listen to me...until it's too late!

by Anonymousreply 1910/08/2019

I'm Pops, the crusty but affable doorman backstage, and you're not on the list, bud.

by Anonymousreply 2010/08/2019

I'm one of many curmudgeons. I try to be nice, but some of the nitwits on here just irritate the fire out of me.

by Anonymousreply 2110/08/2019

I'm the passive aggressive I Told You So queen who never actually says I told you so.

by Anonymousreply 2210/08/2019

I’m the Official Taste Tester.

As Fat Whores, you all must eat a lot and leave occasional scraps.

by Anonymousreply 2310/08/2019

Just like in high school, I do not have one role or clique. I serve in many roles and I have varied interests.

by Anonymousreply 2410/08/2019

I'm Benjy, the adorable "differently abled" child with the moppet bowl haircut who is wise beyond his years.

by Anonymousreply 2510/08/2019

Rosebud or Coinslot only meaningful contribution to Datalounge. I coined the term coinslot, and possibly rosebud, sadly no residuals.

by Anonymousreply 2610/08/2019

I’m the Fluffer and Hole Judge.

by Anonymousreply 2710/08/2019

I'm the Karen. Like my new haircut?

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by Anonymousreply 2810/08/2019

I’m the Stinker. Controlling, opinionated, the skunk at a garden party.

by Anonymousreply 2910/08/2019

I go where I’m needed.

by Anonymousreply 3010/08/2019

I sell the canisters of Flammable Grease. Buy one and get a tube of Anal Bleach for half off.

by Anonymousreply 3110/08/2019

I'm one of the Golden Girls fanatics. There can never be too many Golden Girls threads on Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 3210/08/2019


by Anonymousreply 3310/08/2019

I am the cunt bone.

by Anonymousreply 3410/08/2019

I'm a story teller. I'll be reading threads, a memory will be evoked, and off I go sharing experiences that are scorned, ridiculed, mocked, and sometimes appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 3510/08/2019
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by Anonymousreply 3610/08/2019

I’m mostly a lurker, but chime in and get some applause and some deserved wtf’s. I try to get laughs and even support sometimes when I started a thanks all☺️

by Anonymousreply 3710/08/2019

I’m Oliver, and I plan to take down DL with my presence. Don’t doubt me, I screwed up the Brady Bunch.

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by Anonymousreply 3810/09/2019

Fact finder, devil's advocate, sassy cunt after I've had a few, and America's Sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 3910/09/2019

[quote] sassy cunt

love this!

by Anonymousreply 4010/09/2019

You probably guessed from my "aroma."

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by Anonymousreply 4110/09/2019

I'm Tubgirl.

Remember me?

by Anonymousreply 4210/09/2019

I’m the “yes but does he have a foreskin” poster

by Anonymousreply 4310/09/2019

Fanboi of the Evening Punctuationist, suggesting spicy activities for National Punctuation Day, dressed in period attire.

by Anonymousreply 4410/09/2019

I share things that people might find useful. I don't try for laughs as that's when the cunts go for you and I can't be bothered with them.

by Anonymousreply 4510/09/2019

I'm your friendly Eastern European, here to remind you that the world does not begin and end with the USA. Nor does the internet. I'm on all the literature and arts threads because I'm fancy ;)

by Anonymousreply 4610/09/2019

Erudite commentator ...or... eminence grise.

by Anonymousreply 4710/09/2019

Have the time while posting I feel very cuntstipated.

R41 keep your filthy smelly snatch juices out of DL

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by Anonymousreply 4810/09/2019

You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what I found out is that each one of us is a cunt, and an insider, and a politics whiz, a gossip queen, and a soap slut. Does that answer your question?

by Anonymousreply 4910/09/2019

R48 I meant half the time.

by Anonymousreply 5010/09/2019

I'm the Somebody Had to Say It guy.

Well, somebody had to say it.

by Anonymousreply 5110/09/2019

I’m queen of vit and visdom


by Anonymousreply 5210/09/2019

I’m the one who always wants to see picturese of big, fat cocks.

by Anonymousreply 5310/09/2019

I am a walking compendium of all kinds of useless minutia about TV, movies and Broadway. I don't need any stinkin' Google.

by Anonymousreply 5410/09/2019

I'm Francine Frau. I'm sad because I have a scorching yeast infection that's resistant to treatment so here I sit, looking longingly out the window as I cradle my mug.

by Anonymousreply 5510/09/2019

Still aiming for passaround bottom.

by Anonymousreply 5610/09/2019

Mother of ungrateful children.

by Anonymousreply 5710/09/2019

My role is to make you all feel guilty about your conspicuous consumption.

by Anonymousreply 5810/09/2019

Spreading the word of Gap In-Store Playlists in hopes of finding other former Gap employees who saved the monthly paper playlists from when they worked at Gap!

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by Anonymousreply 5910/09/2019

I am the former Bonner Bolton’s Butthole troll.

by Anonymousreply 6010/09/2019
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by Anonymousreply 6110/09/2019

I’m the class clown making jejune comments that are only peripherally on topic.

by Anonymousreply 6210/09/2019

I'm a Russian troll. I post endlessly in as many threads as I possibly can.

by Anonymousreply 6310/09/2019

I’m the Jesus freak / MAGAbot.

by Anonymousreply 6410/09/2019

I am a fellow homosexual! Just like the rest of you, right? LOL! Presenting a hole!! I love the penis in my golden girls! LOL!! In no way would I ever be anything else! Isn't it so great that we get to homo all together in this great country of MAGA? Just my opinion is all. But I am just a gay man, that is all who is white. Why would not black people smell so bad? This I don't know? Hey gurleena!

by Anonymousreply 6510/09/2019

Bitchy Gay Waiter

Empress Dowager

Bulgarian Diplomat

by Anonymousreply 6610/09/2019

R66 is an understudy covering three roles.

by Anonymousreply 6710/09/2019

I’m a faded southern belle who seduces teenagers.

by Anonymousreply 6810/09/2019

I’m the racist.

by Anonymousreply 6910/09/2019

I am always the nice guy when people allow me to be. But I'm not going to sit back and be manipulated or bullied. I consider everyone my best friend, until they make it obvious they're not.

by Anonymousreply 7010/09/2019

I am the true liberal who calls SJW's and crazy fringe leftists on their bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 7110/09/2019

[quote]r68 ’m a faded southern belle who seduces teenagers.

Y'are, Blanche, y'are.

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by Anonymousreply 7210/09/2019

I am the voice of reason, who rarely comments, because wha?? In this environment?

by Anonymousreply 7310/09/2019

Bulgarian, R66?

by Anonymousreply 7410/09/2019


by Anonymousreply 7510/09/2019

to out all the closeted Hollywood lesbians

by Anonymousreply 7610/09/2019

I'm usually pretty nice. I post on the cooking and gardening threads, and on the BRF threads. I have a nice boyfriend, so I mention him sometimes. You'll usually ignore me, and that's okay.

by Anonymousreply 7710/09/2019

I'm the history and Victorian literature nerd who posts frequently on these topics, but has a primary interest in vintage gay porn stars about which I rarely comment feigning disinterest.

by Anonymousreply 7810/09/2019

Yet another grammar queen. I can't believe how many of you think there is only one of us.

Former soap queen. Muriel put all the soap threads behind paywalls, and I am not paying for DL until "block threads" is returned to us.

by Anonymousreply 7910/09/2019

I'm the Carrie!

by Anonymousreply 8010/09/2019

I'm the originator of several threads which rarely attract any followers ( or I should say - none). Sigh !

by Anonymousreply 8110/09/2019

None, it's not a Broadway show.

by Anonymousreply 8210/09/2019

I'm the witty one.

by Anonymousreply 8310/09/2019

I'm the pretty one.

by Anonymousreply 8410/09/2019

I'm the obese pearl clutcher who complains at length about

- Pit bulls

- Anyone using PreP

- People who have sex with the lights on, unlike me

I am, on any given evening, home in my caftan watching my "Mama's Family" DVDs.

by Anonymousreply 8510/09/2019

How dare you lump all of us with Mama's Family DVDs into one pot.

by Anonymousreply 8610/09/2019

[quote]I'm the obese pearl clutcher who complains at length about pit bulls, anyone using PreP, people who have sex with the lights on, unlike me - -

Have you considered membership in the Maiden Aunts Brigade, R85?

The review process is rigorous, but I feel you have what it takes.

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by Anonymousreply 8710/09/2019

Addendum: I should have said [italic]"may[/italic] have what it takes."

The Brigade never makes promises.

by Anonymousreply 8810/09/2019

I'm the Mary! and you're the Rhoda.

by Anonymousreply 8910/09/2019

Everyone knows whom One is!

by Anonymousreply 9010/09/2019

[quote]Everyone knows whom One is!

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 9110/09/2019

I'm the buck-toothed nun here to help you sort art. I have a short tongue and my r's sound like w's. I'm quite comfortable around homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 9210/09/2019


by Anonymousreply 9310/09/2019

I'm the Joy Behar of the DL Panel. I moderate on Fridays and everyone enjoys the DL Show more when I'm in charge.

by Anonymousreply 9410/09/2019

I am the self-deprecating eldergay.

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by Anonymousreply 9510/10/2019

Where's the dyke who always HAS to say, "I'm a lesbian but even **I** find Brad Pitt HOT!" [or other hot male celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 9610/10/2019

I'm the mentally ill shut-in queen. I might dish out the odd bitchy quip, but I never share anything about my life (other than now) for fear of scorn, pity or plain schadenfreude. I guess I'm just here for the ride.

by Anonymousreply 9710/10/2019

I'm the Ben Barnes Troll, and I'm proud of it.

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by Anonymousreply 9810/10/2019

Shit stirrer.

by Anonymousreply 9910/10/2019

[quote]What is your role on Datalounge?

To collect your fucking buck-fifty a month.

The rest of the time I am totally uninterested in you assholes and your ridiculous, idiotic posts and problems.

by Anonymousreply 10010/10/2019

I'm Julianne Moore

by Anonymousreply 10110/10/2019

I'm mostly here to shame people who shave their cocks, or like shaved cocks.

by Anonymousreply 10210/10/2019

It’s Intact, not uncut.

by Anonymousreply 10310/10/2019

"Uncut" works fine. Fuck "intact."

by Anonymousreply 10410/10/2019

I’m the unwelcome straight woman.

by Anonymousreply 10510/10/2019

I'm the doormat.

by Anonymousreply 10610/10/2019

Village idiot

by Anonymousreply 10710/10/2019

I am the terror who flaps in the night.

by Anonymousreply 10810/10/2019

You're welcome, R105

by Anonymousreply 10910/10/2019

I'm the one who's gay, but my first crush was on Brooke Shields.

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by Anonymousreply 11010/10/2019

The Kompassionate Kunt

by Anonymousreply 11110/10/2019

I’m the overly serious curmudgeon.

by Anonymousreply 11210/10/2019

I'm the one whose cousin Sheila dated Bradley Cooper in college, so I know for a fact he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 11310/10/2019

I am the poster who avoids ALL CAPS. However, I WILL sprinkle CAPS into my posts BECAUSE, sometimes, I just need to make an IMPORTANT POINT! I will use up to three EXCLAMATION points (!!!) in order to make my POINT. So, no, I DO NOT SHOUT!!!

by Anonymousreply 11410/10/2019

Man of wisdom -medical, legal and just plain common sense.

by Anonymousreply 11510/10/2019

[quote]r114 I am the poster who avoids ALL CAPS. However, I WILL sprinkle CAPS into my posts BECAUSE, sometimes, I just need to make an IMPORTANT POINT! I will use up to three EXCLAMATION points (!!!) in order to make my POINT. So, no, I DO NOT SHOUT!!!


I do this, but NOT more than a few times in one post.

(Which, BTW, will have SEVERAL paragraphs.)

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by Anonymousreply 11610/10/2019

I'm the shelter cat. I'm Jaclyn Smith's first cat. She named me Bootsie Gumdrop.

by Anonymousreply 11710/10/2019

Curmudgeon here

by Anonymousreply 11810/10/2019

I am DL's Patron Saint of cuntitude. I'll let you know if your cuntiness measure up.

by Anonymousreply 11910/10/2019

Queen of the Fucking World.

by Anonymousreply 12010/10/2019

[quote] Man of wisdom -medical, legal and just plain common sense.

Aw, shucks, Dr. Lawyer.

by Anonymousreply 12110/10/2019

I share my experiences and don’t criticize. Saintly.

by Anonymousreply 12210/10/2019


by Anonymousreply 12310/10/2019

I'm the contrarian, or confused, or wildly inconsistent.

by Anonymousreply 12410/10/2019

I'm the narcissist troll. I can only post something that relates to me.

by Anonymousreply 12510/10/2019

I’m the wallflower.

by Anonymousreply 12610/10/2019

R117 Why the differentiated spelling Bootsie/ys?

by Anonymousreply 12710/10/2019

I'm one of the Tasteful Friends. That's just one of my more innocent guises.

Seriously, I've been coming here so long and roleplaying that it's embarrassing.

Remember Debbie the EW-reading soccer mom?


by Anonymousreply 12810/10/2019

[quote] What is your role on Datalounge?


[quote] What is your role on Datalounge?

Shit eating cunt!

by Anonymousreply 12910/10/2019

Mr. Know It All

by Anonymousreply 13010/10/2019

I used only the *really good* spelling, r127.

by Anonymousreply 13110/10/2019

[quote] ...or... eminence grise.

I’ve loved John Travolta ever since then. His wife and him have proven that Hollywood marriages can and do work.

by Anonymousreply 13210/10/2019

R131, what are you?

by Anonymousreply 13310/10/2019

I'm the one who posts additional trivia related to the thread subject, but everyone loses interest after the first sentence.

by Anonymousreply 13410/10/2019

I'm Sure Jan

by Anonymousreply 13510/10/2019

I condole.

by Anonymousreply 13610/10/2019

Lurky Lurk Lurk. But in a decently lurky way.

by Anonymousreply 13710/10/2019

Oh, poor you. Boo fucking hoo, fuck off

by Anonymousreply 13810/10/2019

I'm the eldergay who tries to keep the old DL alive by bringing up the old things like earrings and caftans, dialing with a pencil, pron, smelling cookies, Cheryl's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 13910/10/2019

I am the famous pot-smoking diva who reviles the racist turd who ruins many threads here by threatening to cut gay people's throats.

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by Anonymousreply 14110/14/2019

I am the poster of anecdotes about my Nonna from the old country.

Did I tell you guys that her wooden spoon served both as a kitchen utensil and as a disciplinary aid? Same thing with her Italian slippers/flip flops, footwear AND disciplinary aid.

by Anonymousreply 14210/14/2019

I'm the con-see-URGE.

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by Anonymousreply 14310/14/2019

I type obese but people tell me all the time that I only type fat.

by Anonymousreply 14410/14/2019

I'm the Madonna AND the whore!

by Anonymousreply 14510/14/2019

Offering travel tips and recipe suggestions is about the extent of my usefulness here. Maybe a little bit of R142, as well.😆

by Anonymousreply 14610/14/2019

I'm the poster that has personal knowledge and juicy gossip about a celebrity. However, I refuse to state this so-called celebrity's name and refuse to give out any realistic clues. I craft my own blind item-types of posts. By the time I'm done, nobody gives a shit who I'm talking about.

by Anonymousreply 14710/14/2019

For quite some time it feels like all I do here is point out to people that obvious trolls are trolls. Then I get yelled at for it.

"The guy saying Trump is a political genius is also the one who posted the YouTube video claiming that NASA is hiding the fact that the moon is made of green cheese."

"You fucking stalker piece of shit! You should be fucking executed, that's so creepy, you're a pedo rapist too aren't you, faggot?!?!?!"

by Anonymousreply 14810/14/2019

I'm that bitch from the 90's romcom with gold nuggets of wisdom and great shoes who tells his best friend how stupid she is for going to her ex's wedding, but dances with her anyway because it's awkward AF

by Anonymousreply 14910/14/2019

I'm the Canadian who wants to discuss the recent Canadian election results but is told that no one on DL could care less about anything Canadian unless it's Justin's impressive gluteus maximus or those twink killers on the lam.

by Anonymousreply 15010/24/2019

You're a Canadian who just used a double negative.

by Anonymousreply 15110/24/2019

As you can see I'm surviving angel and I'd be interested in what other posters if they've paid attention think my role type is because I'm not really sure!!

My intention is to be a bit of a devils advocate in terms of kick starting debate and discussion but I'm very capable of just posting on here because I'm in a superficial mood and feeling horny and over sexed!! So I'm not always one thing or always serious.

by Anonymousreply 15210/24/2019

I'm Vivian Vance. I'm very popular here and for many years was an option in nearly every poll.

by Anonymousreply 15310/24/2019

I'm a major thread starter. Usually questions. My threads often garner multo responses, but are quickly forgotten once they're over. My threads never appear on those appreciation lists. Maybe because in general I don't start threads about my personal life. People love those. And I love watching how quickly they take off.

I am also a chatterbox and will always join in if something interests me.

by Anonymousreply 15410/24/2019

R151 I'm the Canadian that is so remorseful that I will immediately retract "no one on" from my reply. I've let my beloved Team Grammar Nazi down.

by Anonymousreply 15510/24/2019

R135 I’m sure jan jr.

by Anonymousreply 15610/24/2019

I’m the censor.

by Anonymousreply 15710/24/2019

Gosh what an interesting question! Im not sure what I could give as a definitive answer?? Colourful zany thread starter?? Unsure!

by Anonymousreply 15811/20/2020


Recovering alchy

Hopeless romantic

Total bottom

P&G soap fan

by Anonymousreply 15911/20/2020

I'm TheRalphMacchioTroll.

I start a thread every other day speculating about the personal life of Karate Kid, Ugly Betty, and Cobra Kai star Ralph Macchio. I flood each thread with photo after photo from his instagram account and type, "What do you think guys??? Eh? Yeah? Ralph Macchio. Look at 'im. Whaddya think?"

by Anonymousreply 16011/20/2020

Im the told-you-so troll. I recycle my old posts to prove how superior I am to the rest of DL.

by Anonymousreply 16111/20/2020

I’m Countess Ula Nottingham of Tova. I bring glamour, style, and European sensibility to a rather drab homosexual outreach program known as Datalounge. I’ve enjoyed my work here, which started out as community service related to my accidental assault of two maids who forgot to clap when I entered a room.

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