Dusty Lachowicz update

I stopped following her cause she was so boring. I guess I shouldn't have!

The bomb diggity.

ripped and photoshopped like crazy

That photo is photoshopped.

I met him in a Target in Brooklyn and he was nice, very beautiful in person, but not built the way he appears there. He’s leaner looking in person.

Okay?

Thx R4. Did he seem crazy tall? I bet he has to be super skinny to look that ripped given how tall he is.

His eyes are too small and lips too thin. He ends up like a really plain looking white guy.

He has beady little Ryan Gosling eyes. Next! x

Boring...

Please report back with an update when he is taking raw loads up the ass on his OnlyFans page.

He doesn’t seem very bright.

He needs to put his height in his Instagram description. It's a selling point.

1) All pics are Photoshopped

2) He is that ripped

3) He's very tall

4) None of us would throw him out of bed

I have a feeling if he was in his prime during the 90's he would have done Playgirl.

My favorite are the photos of him with books because of how well-read he is....except all of the books are trash like 7 Things Your Doctor Forgot To Tell You and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck.

But it's a good thing he has abs! Stick to what's important Dustball!

R14 his efforts are endearing though probably fruitless.

[quote] My favorite are the photos of him with books because of how well-read he is....except all of the books are trash like 7 Things Your Doctor Forgot To Tell You and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck.

I think it is delightful that you think he can read.

What sucks about being tall is it’s much harder to look ripped. Most actors - real and porn - tend to be short because they look better on camera. Dusty would be stunning in person because of his height. Being 6’3” myself, I find taller guys irresistible.

"I met him in a Target in Brooklyn and he was nice, very beautiful in person, but not built the way he appears there. He’s leaner looking in person."

That's because when you saw him, he wasn't doing a cycle of roids, and he wasn't eating nothing but broiled chicken breasts and broccoli and deliberately dehydrating himself so he could look ripped.

There are guys who drink a lot of water and are completely natural and look ripped all the time. Guess it's a genes thing.

He hasn't posted a video to his Youtube channel in several months. And yes he really does look like that, I've worked with him, all these people who yell photoshop about every photo don't know what they are talking about.

S’more

Here he is molesting himself a bit

If that link doesn’t work

Wasn’t this the name of Lange’s character on the Politician?

I like that he acknowledges he’s a transplant from Wisconsin on his profile.

I despise transplants that act like they’re legit NYers.

He seems pretty sweet.

R25 you realize that less than half of New York City residents are actually born there, right? 37% are foreign born and 15% come from elsewhere in the US. That NYC is the place for others to come and make their mark has always been what makes it special. If it was just natives it would as provincial as any of the midwestern cities that I’m sure you like to mock.

R27 I am fine with you all moving here as long as you acknowledge you’re transplants.

R25 = YourMillennialFriend

I will say he is super hot in photos but the more you look at his captions and posts, you can tell he is a bit dull and boring. Nothing wrong with that, but it also reads as almost asexual to me. I assume he’s gay or bi but doesn’t act on it or have sex even? There is just “zero sex” that comes across in his pictures - Id take a hot sexy guy with a personality and a less ripped physique over this, but hey that’s just me

He claims he’s hetero

R31 I'd belelive it. There is just zero fabulousness in him.

Seems more likely that some intern or junior agent at whatever modeling agency he's at is handling his IG and/or that he's doing it because he knows it's necessary for his career but he's not that into it

That short video of him trying to do sexyrubs on himself is painful.

More rubbing

He was a fireman in Wisconsin. Skinny, wore glasses.

Good point about the sexiness. Honestly I think the amount of dedication he needs to keep that body must be all-consuming. More so that for a 5’10” Hispanic guy. His body structure requires a lot more work and obsessive attention. Fine to look at - not to date or be.

Hispanic men have natural curves. Most white men don’t

To which gym does he go?

HAWT

Call me crazy, but I think it's a full time job to look THIS ripped, like, you need so much commitment and discipline throughout the day that you are almost a robot who doesn't even think to, say, skip leg day and eat a slice of cheese cake for once. And I can see how this makes someone that committed look boring to guys like me.

R41 totally agree. It’s what I think when I see excessively perfect bodies. Kind of like making a lot of money. It has to be a full time focus to the exclusion of all other pleasures or interests. As a personality, likely not that interesting. But in the age of IG, all they think matters is how they look.

He'll marry rich. A demi-supermodel.

It's why athletes seem so stupid in interviews. It's not that they're all dumb, necessarily. It's that they think about nothing but working out and what they're eating and their sport. They don't have a spare brain cell for anything else.

FFS I don't want to discuss Proust with him, I just want to JO to his tits.

OMG

Amazeballs

Jeebus

He's putting out. Finally.

Wake me when he has gay sex

He has an onlyfans now?

He should totally do an onlyfans but of course he can't. Ugh.

[quote] I met him in a Target in Brooklyn and he was nice, very beautiful in person, but not built the way he appears there. He’s leaner looking in person.

Did you speak with him? What was he buying? Who was he with?

R52 why not?

I ain’t seeing dick.

R54, because he's signed with Ford Models and Ralph Lauren is a client. He's going for something very different than OF.

Is this his bf?

I want to see him fuck Garrett Neff.

He's having salad for lunch.

"He doesn’t seem very bright."

Right, because we're all looking at his brains.

R60 It’s endearing because he wants us to think he “reads” a lot like Marilyn.

They’re friends. He’s hetero. His words.

FUCK

Boss bro

Whoa. 😯

I need money for him 😂

Perfect nipples.

Anything new?

his thighs...

Where, r69?

How likely is it that he has escorted, and/or currently does escort?

R71 not likely. I’ve met him. He’s a sweet nerd in person. Not that type.

R72, thanks. How’d you meet him?

R73 I met him last summer at a Target in Brooklyn. I saw him on the same aisle and recognized him. I asked if he was a model and he smiled and said no. So I pulled up his insta and said yeah you are and he laughed. Very handsome, very sweet, very tall and muscular.

A bit more plain in person but that’s to be expected.

R74, thanks. That’s really cute. Was he with anyone? What goods were in the aisle?

I wonder why he denied being a model.

It was the aisle with pools, swimming goggles and gear etc. he was looking at pools and wanted this huge one. He was with a few other young white folks, and were doing a party or BBQ in NJ (I guess at a friends house) so they wanted this specific large pool.

I know all this by listening when he was talking to the employee asking for the pool. Supposedly this Target in Brooklyn was the only one that had it in stock so he traveled with friends to get it.

R76 maybe he didn’t want to be recognized. He seems kinda shy in person. Was nice.

That’s adorable, R77. Thanks very much!

Dusty

That's a good looking man right there.

More pube shots

Looking forward to the "Dusty Lachowicz update: DEAD" decades from now.

Hold on, let me put my mayonnaise down, i couldn't hear you through my yawns.

Theres just no "there" there ! Hes like a beautiful ob-jet d'art ,after looking at it so many times you start not to notice it. Thats because he doesnt have "it" . That sexual energy that keeps the eye interested. hes literally one of millions.

He is hot but the only way he will differentiate himself is to got a bit more hardcore, or come out (if gay) or something...

He's "marriage material", not "boyfriend (fuck me in the car during my lunch break) material".

R87 he isn’t gay.

He is gay porn material. Body is good, face is ho-hum.

He gorgeous

He looks smelly but sexy there, R91.

He is beautiful yet boring

Full frontal please

I remember there being one where you could see his cock head....

He's far and away my favorite of the Insta-Hos that get posted on DL

R92 & R94 Exactly

I have the impression that he lives a very clean life. No drugs, escorting, etc.

No escorting at all R99, clearly

R100, what have you heard?

Dusty doesn’t look normal but I want him inside of me nonetheless.

OMG

He made a slutty little film for Bell Soto

Bell Soto?

Nice pink nips

Imagine being that good looking? Sigh

It's disgusting, r111. *sigh*

he look stinky stinky

I so want him.

Perfect example of why porn stars are short. He is hot no doubt - but in pics things just look elongated and not as proportionate as in a shortie.

He certainly doesn't mind showin ass.

Wow! He is stunning.

R120 eew, he is too tall. That ass looks flat and bony. The body hair doesn’t go with his look....

Dang bruh 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Perfect body and face, yum!!

Back home in Wisconsin

His big nips are taking over the leshommespublics IG story this week

No apparent Covid impact on Dusty boy.

I only want to see his dick if he hasn't been mutilated; otherwise, it will ruin the fantasy.

I could be wrong, but it appears that Dusty is teasing me and he knows it. Don't. Stop. Dusty.

It appears that Dusty is an open and welcoming kind of guy.

^^Dusty's manhole is waiting for your tongue.

He is doing an AMA now on leshommespublics