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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, lesbians are too cheap to pay the utility bill.

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2020 5:22 PM

That's not funny.

by Anonymousreply 1October 7, 2019 1:24 AM

You’re as funny as a cry for help.

by Anonymousreply 2October 7, 2019 1:29 AM

The lesbians that I know are fairly well off.

by Anonymousreply 3October 7, 2019 1:33 AM

Three: one to build consensus, one to state boundaries, and one to facilitate the processing of feelings.

by Anonymousreply 4October 7, 2019 1:36 AM

None! Lightbulbs represent the penis and promote the patriarchy!

by Anonymousreply 5October 7, 2019 1:48 AM

This Will Not End Well Because It Didn't Start Well

by Anonymousreply 6October 7, 2019 1:53 AM

Three. One to buy the candle (balsamic free-range harm-free all natural with essential herbal oils). One to protest the candle (allergic to cilantro). One to snuff the candle out- stating her boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 7October 7, 2019 2:15 AM

The old answer to that joke I had heard back in the day was

"Thirteen: one to actually do it, and another twelve to have a seminar to discuss how much better it was than a man."

by Anonymousreply 8October 7, 2019 2:18 AM

None. The light bulb is a strap on.

by Anonymousreply 9October 7, 2019 2:31 AM

I thought it was 3 - 1 to screw it in and 2 to write a folk song about it.

by Anonymousreply 10October 7, 2019 5:56 AM

Two. The minimum amount required to have lesbian drama and conflict over a trivial matter

by Anonymousreply 11October 7, 2019 10:43 AM

Four- One to curse the darkness, one to assign blame, and one to kick the ladder out from under the one trying to change the lightbulb.

by Anonymousreply 12April 18, 2020 8:29 PM

Just one lawyer to bring the environmental disability suit — the settlement will include a lightbulb worker to pay periodic visits.

by Anonymousreply 13April 18, 2020 9:13 PM

Is it a rescue?

by Anonymousreply 14April 19, 2020 5:06 PM

None. They like being (In The) Dark Lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2020 5:08 PM

Screwing is rape!

by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2020 5:16 PM

None. They prefer to screw in the back of their Subarus.

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2020 5:22 PM
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