This Athlete’s Big “Hockey Butt” in Pants Ad Will Melt Your Heart
"Every time I bend down, I feel like I'm going to bust through the seams." by Brandon Voss 21h ago
Like big butts and cannot lie?
A professional ice hockey player is going viral this week thanks to his cheeky new ad for State & Liberty, an Ann Arbor clothing company that aims to “shed light on a topic a lot of people are not comfortable talking about.”
“My name is Dylan Larkin and I have a hockey butt,” admits the 23-year-old captain for NHL’s Detroit Red Wings. “I know a big problem that a lot of athletes and hockey players have is shopping for pants. We have relatively small waists, and big quads, big thighs, and big butt.” Hey, is this a pants ad or a Grindr profile? “I can’t really find an off-the-rack pant to fit me,” he says. “Even when I get a pair of pants custom-made, I can’t move around and stretch in them. Every time I bend down, I feel like I’m going to bust through the seams.”
Luckily, Larkin discovered State & Liberty, which sells the only trousers that can contain his thicc assets, and rest assured we get to see some successful stretching and squatting.
Sure, Larkin may have a serious case of “hockey butt,” but he’s the only one suffering. Just check out the thirst tweets below.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 20, 2020 3:20 AM
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Hot. Where are the butt pics?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 6, 2019 1:38 PM
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Mmm, I'd like to get in there. Maybe even melt some butter in there, á la [italic] Last Tango In Paris [/italic].
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 7, 2019 10:27 AM
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". . . his CHEEKY new ad . . ."
Good one, OP!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 7, 2019 10:42 AM
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I wish they had these hockey butt pants when I was cycling. I used to buy pants 1-2 sizes bigger to fit my butt and thighs and then get the waist taken in.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 7, 2019 11:06 AM
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And people wonder why I <3 hockey players.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 7, 2019 12:27 PM
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He's ugly, he looks like Joey from 'Full House.'
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 7, 2019 1:52 PM
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Most straight white guys in Detroit have that same ass. I don't think it's just the hockey.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 7, 2019 1:57 PM
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straight people are so weird and dull
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 7, 2019 2:04 PM
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[quote]He's ugly, he looks like Joey from 'Full House.'
You look like Uncle Joey.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 7, 2019 2:06 PM
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I wonder if they get those hockey butts hazed when they first join the team.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 7, 2019 2:31 PM
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He may have a nice ass, but he’s got a dopey smile that could cure cancer.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 7, 2019 2:33 PM
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He’s one of those guys that radiates sunshine whenever they’re happy.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 7, 2019 2:35 PM
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I bet his hole is glorious!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 7, 2019 2:37 PM
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He sounds Canadian, so I'll bet he's nice as well. I like nice.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 7, 2019 2:45 PM
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Cute with a great ass.
But, more importantly, those pants look comfortable. Of course, there would only be few instances where they'd be acceptable, but still.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 7, 2019 3:49 PM
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That thing at R16 is disgusting.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 7, 2019 5:24 PM
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He's a handsome straight jock!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 7, 2019 6:37 PM
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Please, won't someone please SHIT IN MY MOUTH???!?????!?????
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 7, 2019 9:54 PM
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So his "problem" is that he has a nice ass and legs?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 7, 2019 10:18 PM
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Thank you for this post! The best one in a long time!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 7, 2019 10:45 PM
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I wish they had shown his problematic big ass actually bursting the seams in slow motion before he found the right pants.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 20, 2020 3:20 AM
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