What are you doing at the moment?

It’s 4:08 PM here and I’m looking for a new show to start on Netflix.

I'm on DL!

Getting ready to do homework.

I'm making date bread and watching Constantine with Keanu Reeves on TV.

Clarification: Keanu is starring in Constantine and not assisting me making date bread while watching the movie.

R3 Tell Bryan Singer I said hi!

0714 in Sydney - just had breakfast.

I'm trying to decide whether or not BREXIT or Prince Harry's media attack is more worth my time here.

I'm also trying to decide if I should have another glass of wine. My rule is usually two but I'm unusually bored this evening.

22.10 in Paris

I am already in bed and watching "The Three Musketeers" on DVD. Very old French version.

I am tired because I have the flu.

Not very glamourous.

5:00 pm in Nova Scotia. Going to bed soon as I have to get up at 4:00 am to catch a taxi for airport.

0718 in Sydney - no breakfast yet. Disturbed by possums in the night

3:19 am in Hanoi. Surfing the Net.

Oh my I almost feel like I have the flu as well. What the fuck? Have had chills for 2 days and mild aches. Geneva. Drinking tea and honey and looking to see if there are any new series to watch this fall. And I had a hot date for tonight which I cancelled this morning, feeling ill.

R10 was the possum in your drawer?

1:30PM in California. Just finished watching the most recent episode of the Great British Bake-Off on Netflix. Henry is so effortlessly adorable!

A little after 10:30 p.m. here in Cairo. Was supposed to meet a friend but he is delayed and will see him tomorrow, so thought I'd check out DL and then go to bed. I'm on the 12th floor of a Hilton that is next to the Nile.

4:40 in Orlando. Catching up on massive amounts of grading and contemplating watching The Politician on Netflix when I'm done with work.

How is the weather in Cairo? Will you have some delicious koshary?

Hi r15 - I was in Cairo a few years back. Got a suite on top floor of Cairo Sheraton overlooking the Nile. Great views!!

16:40 sprawled on the sofa under a fan,because it’s still unbelievably hot, delaying packing for my trip to Costa Rica tomorrow. I’m about to drink some water and rollover to my right side.

21:42 in London and starting to rewatch Bojack Horseman from the start.

r15 I stayed at the Nile Hilton (many years ago) and made the mistake of eating a salad at their restaurant. Shortly thereafter I ended up vomiting in the street.

R13 Possum in the ceiling. They like to be as annoying as possible.

I wanted to watch college football on ATTNow on my computer. But the password doesn't work, and if I change it, I'll have to re-log in on every device we have because my partner refuses to do so.

So, instead, I'm looking at scores and reading DL.

Greetings from sunny Palm Springs. The oppressive heat of summer is behind us. Just got home from lunch and contemplating a drive out to Joshua Tree. Or lie by the pool. What should I do?

Go to the tree! It sounds lovely in so many of these places

R24 lie by the pool! Yes, I am jealous bitches! It’s freezing where I am.

R21 I never eat salads or fruit in Egypt though surprised you got sick so quickly. I only eat cooked foods here. Surprisingly the McDonald's in Egypt are about the same quality as in the U.S., though that isn't saying much. The first few times I visited Egypt I had symptoms of food poisoning then realized I was putting hotel ice into my cocktail, which was probably made from tap water. I put a stop to that and never had a problem since.

R17 I've never ordered koshary. So many exotic foods here, but then again, I'm not much into trying new foods. As for the weather, it is hanging around the low 90s during the day and mid-60s at night.

Hey R24. I'm contemplating taking a trip to PS just to get out of this trashy mexican ghetto known as Phoenix for a while. What would you recommend doing in PS on a Saturday evening and Sunday morning?

Watching Bad Moms Christmas, avoiding the dogs. They're too needy. Occasionally pick a clump of snot out of my nose.

[quote]What would you recommend doing in PS on a Saturday evening and Sunday morning?

R31, that would have been fun but it was last Saturday.

r32 They have them frequently. Including tonight.

It's 5:30 pm here in Connecticut. Just finished watching "In the Tall Grass" on Netflix. I'm a little bored pacing in my small condo trying to figure out if I should go out for a walk/drive or watch another show.

It's 4:33 pm in Kansas City, Missouri. Half watching Youtube because I didn't want to commit the time to a movie or TV show and looking for something fun or engrossing to read on DL.

Palm Springs. Should I go to Trader Joes or CCBC?

Why not both?

Anyone up to much on this Sunday?

9:30 AM in Calif. Just finished my oatmeal. Getting ready to go to someone's house to play board games this afternoon.

12:56 pm, I'm in the airport in Bangor, Maine. Holy hell, what a shit hole. Will be in Miami this evening, renting a car and driving to the Keys.

still feeling flu-y

I'm in New England and watching the Patriots play. They're winning, of course.

NYC, 4:12 p.m. Just woke up from a nap (I have a cold) and watching "Gilligan's Island" on MeTV. Will shortly drag myself into the kitchen to start dinner.

Watching the Braves-Cardinals game.

1:20pm in California. Just came back from a long walk with the dogs to the grocery store and back. Made lunch. Now working on getting off my ass and doing some yard work.

Just jerked off to some guy on Chaturbate. Gonna go get a snack, now.

I’m in Costa Rica under a fan bc it’s hot

5:10pm in Pennsylvania. Sitting in a darkened room, husband talking about the deer outside.

5:22pm Pleasantly stoned, contemplating dinner.

Cold and wet evening here in London. Watching Poirot.

19:40 in rainy Manchester. Lying on my sofa in my mumu, browsing the DL on my top of the range Apple iPad. Thinking about ordering in some Mezze. I’ll feed the cats in the minute and stick on Drag Race UK. Could do with a shag. x

Waiting to go into work, almost three PM, just a short bike ride. I’ve been entertaining my cat so that he then is tired and will nap while I’m gone

Yard work - almost hot again in PA. 80 degrees and humid. Have to keep taking breaks. But a beautiful Fall day - great time of year.

1:14 pm in New Mexico. I'm working at home. Lovely weather. There is finally a little nip to the breeze. My pups are baking on the flagstone outside. Happy and content.

Wow what a difference in our weather. Its pouring in London

23:29 in Paris

Watching "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil" by Clint Eastwood.

With Jude Law, Kevin Spacey, John Cusack and the Lady Chablis.

Hadn't seen it in ages, it is still good.

^ hello Paris. I am at The Bar Hemingway at the Ritz waiting for an old friend. Drinking whiskey on the rocks.

^ hello Paris. I am at The Bar Hemingway at the Ritz waiting for an old friend. Drinking whiskey on the rocks.

I'm still coughing. More than 3 days. The chills are gone. More green tea ho hum ho hum.

R58

Cheers, Darling!

6:12 pm here on a Monday night in Massachusetts. I was supposed to be working at home but didn't do fuck all. Going to watch my shows.

Waiting for roommate to come home with pizza.

It’s 5:30 pm and I have an hour until dinner guests arrive. I’m making a chicken and apricot tagine, salad and pound cake with stewed rhubarb.

6:28 (18:28) in Massachusetts. Just sat down after making and eating and cleaning up the pans for spaghetti Carbonara.

Finally have hot running water. The old water heater conked out Friday, and a new water heater was installed today, Tanzin, my Tibetan plumber, was terrific. I took a shower for the first time since Thursday, which was bliss. Now watching Atlanta - St. Louis game.

Just got into bed with the audio book of "And Then There Were None"

Stuck on a fucking bullshit conference call.

Just woke up from my afternoon nap (yawn)

It's 3:00 AM in Chengdu, China. I'm worried about a lot of my life choices while staying up late scrolling DL.

fapping and reading DL. What's not to like!?

You’re in Chengdu China R68 - I might agree. Hopefully you have a plan to get out.

R70 I'm trying. The plan is already one of my worries.

OP - Love Midsomer Murders!

Watching the news and on DataLounge

Still listening to the Agatha Christie audio book, it's 6 hours long!

2:30PM in California. Just finished lunch after walking 1.5 miles each way to my senior center and doing a Crossfit class there. 77 degrees and sunny here.

It’s 5:45 pm in Boston, and I’m freezing my Southern ass off. I’m here for work, but the weather in October is like the weather at home in December . I’m miserable, and I wish to leave.

Cleaning long-neglected corners of my house and feeling lucky they didn't cut the power in my neighborhood.

10:30 and watching a documentary on Prohibition on Netflix.

Watching the LA Dodgers game on my laptop. Hanging out with my cat. About to make something to eat. Wondering if any other data loungers in Minneapolis are going to the Trump protest tomorrow.

8:49pm Thursday in Sydney. I’m sitting on the ferry, sinking a beer and heading home after a long day in the office.

8:00 AM in SoCal. Waiting for my hot Latino handyman to come over.

Watching TV after work in London. There was a very cute Indian guy serving in the Post Office on my way home.

Got my hair cut this morning, just finished lunch, I think I may smoke some weed and have a wank.

Directing traffic at the zoo I work at. It would just be chaos otherwise, my boss tells me. We have a group of teenage French kids and they smell wonderful. They do smell, I promise you. I have a nose for these things, I sent them to see Xavier Cougar. He hasn’t had a good smell in a while. It’s always exciting here.

I might go for a swim in Spot Pond at my break. I don’t mind the cold.

Checking for hotels around Lake Placid. I need to use up two weeks of vacation time before the end of the year and planned to spend 5 days hiking the ADK 46ers unfortunately, I waited too late to book a hotel and there isn't anything available Saturday which is in the middle of my stay. I can still book Sunday through Wednesday which will give me two days of hiking. It's also a 4 hour drive that I don't enjoy which was one of the reasons for my procrastination.

I'm just about to log out, go to bed and cuddle up with Jo Nesbø.

Sitting outside in the lovely warm California wind, hoping no fires break out.

Driving around Home Depot and looking for day laborers. Guess I got here too late because all the hot ones are taken.

Working where I used to work. I've been retired for a couple of years and I'm covering someone who's out on vacation until the end of next week. They're totally throwing me a bone, sitting here, mostly, waiting for the phone to ring or an email to arrive to which I can respond because that's all they expect of me. I'm not really sure why I agreed to do it when they asked me last month, but I have a couple of unexpected expenses this month (dental bone graft, new water heater) so if I can stand the boredom for the next week or so, at least they'll be paid for.

And of course, accessing DL.

Boiling spaghetti and heating up leftover meat sauce for dinner while watching Judge Judy.

Accessing Datalounge on my Chromebook while sitting on my California patio. 6:23 PM; 79F (but feels cooler now that the sun is going down.) I just hope I don't get eaten alive by mosquitoes. No winds or fires here yet. (FIngers crossed.)

Watching the Pats winning again.

Watching hopefully a Giants come back!!

I have just listened to 'Bolero' for —I suppose— the hundredth time in my life.

That weird, off-key note just before the climax still gives me goosebumps.

Watching Trump’s presidency crumble in real time on the news. Utterly fascinating. This is unprecedented history in the making.

I've been watching old Mary Berry videos on Youtube.

Night in Kansas City, Missouri. I just received a notice that the company that owns my apartment building is raising my rent by $225. Taking a break from my apartment search and thinking I should go to bed.

9:15pm Friday in Sydney - watching kickoff in the Australia v’s Georgia in the 2019 Rugby World Cup in Japan. Go lads!

Woke up at 4:30 and couldn't go back to sleep, so I decided to be industrious and get to Costco at 5:30AM to avoid the gas lines. Even at 5:32AM there were at least 10 cars there (they open at 5:30.) Gas prices are outrageous - $3.85 for regular, even at Costco. (California)

Raining tonight in London, staying home watching TV

Raining in Boston. Staying indoors.

Just rolled a fat joint about to get baked for the evening.

Watching the clock and on DL until 4:30 quitting time in Houston. A lovely cool front just blew in after an endless scorching summer. Thinking about having butterfly shrimp and fries for dinner.

13:16 in Providence watching Single Parents on Hulu

Getting ready to go out to a restaurant for a board games Meetup.

Just finished watching Jeopardy. Drinking some yummy cider made in NY. Now it's Wheel of Fortune!! Remember when you had spend your money on overpriced crap?

Staying home, recuperating from Italian midterm and projects I've been studying for frantically for over a week. I just had to stop about two hours before class. Not one more fact would go into my head. I got a 91 on the midterm and a 93 on the class project.

Bravo, R107! Auguri!

Grazie, r108.

Watching the movie Crash on Netflix. I know, it's about racism, prejudice, and stereotypes, but I still don't get it (the movie).

Raining in Nova Scotia with more rain tomorrow. Drinking Captain Morgan's with fresh OJ and watching Don Lemon.

Husband and I are driving home. We watch our town’s homecoming parade, then he watched football while I ate popcorn.

i love you, R111.

Finishing writing a lecture for a class tonight. Just finished lunch...PBJ sandwich, celery stalks with hummus, washed down with a glass of apple cider. The fall is here. It's my favorite season. Can't wait for the class tonight. They are a nice bunch of kids (18-25). Some are really smart. There are quite a few who are very curious. One or two are lazy, but even they have their charm.

I love what I do. Shoot me, if I ever become jaded.

Just had a light lunch thinking about taking a nap.

Getting ready to go call bingo at my local senior center. Bringing lots of Halloween candy for the bingo players.

10 pm in Muscat, Oman. Time for sleep. Work starts too damn early. (And how this site is not blocked here is something I will never know.)

Watching the clock - it's 4:40 pm meaning I have 20 minutes left in the work day - and, of course, posting this.

Watching old "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" episodes here in London while playing with the cat

I just googled Corey Fogelmanis, an ex Disney cutie whom I just watched in MA. He has big dark blue eyes. I discovered he is 19 and showing his faint treasure trail in very tepidly sexy photos.

It's 10.07 and I'm spending too much time scrolling through that site where men offer up pics of their torsos and penises.

Some are astonishing, some are rather sad and most are rather ordinary.

Yet, still I scroll.

Watching the clock - it's 4:30 pm meaning I have 30 minutes left in the work day - and, of course, posting this (again.)

It's 4:21 in the afternoon here in Chicago, and I just smoked a bit of grass, and am enjoying a nice pot of tea (Assam) and enjoying DL.

Nibbling on chicken liver pate, duck mousse pate, sundried olives, genoa salami and waiting for raisin oatmeal cookies to come out of the oven. Love you too, r113.

-- r111

Just another Saturday even though it's my birthday. Out for lunch and some errands soon.

It's 7.23 pm in Dublin. I'm recovering from a night out last night. Didn't get to bed until 7 am this morning! Ugh...

Getting drunk on white whine alone on my cozy apartment waiting for my boyfriend to come home from work.

1:30pm in Chicago watching John Wick marathon and contemplating whether I should make a chicken stew or beef stew for dinner.

Fuck it! I'm making chili. Easy prep.

8:35 PM in Budapest, getting ready to go out to find something for dinner.

Just off the phone with Amazon. The items I ordered that were to be delivered yesterday weren't. And they lied in first message they sent last night: "We couldn't deliver your order because the building was closed."

Except 1: it's their building (Amazon Hub Lockers) and 2: it was open at 7 pm when the message was sent - lights on, people inside when I went by. So I called last night and the new excuse was "It was mis-scanned so it couldn't be delivered today." That was at 7:30 pm. So I told them to cancel the order and issue a refund - fuck 'em if they can't deliver on time and give me a consistent answer why. Then at 8:30 pm I get a message saying "Your item was delivered - you can pick it up." Except I was home by then and wouldn't be able to get back to the lockers by 9 when they close. Then I see this morning they sent me a non-apology apology message around midnight saying, "So sorry" but nothing about a refund.

They don't give a shit any more when they can't even deliver stuff to themselves for customers who pay for Prime. Neither do I. I guess it's there where it will sit. If I don't see the refund processed I'll deal with the credit card people. There's a long piece in the New Yorker this week about how much they suck. My experience (2nd time this has happened this month) is proof.

-Spent the morning and early afternoon with a dear friend, doing things my late husband(2nd anniversary today) would've loved.

-Hit a Penzey's shop on the way home. I don't do much cooking anymore, so purchased items to spice up readymadeand/or frozen foods. A big shout-out to my SIL for filling my freezer with all sorts of homemade soups, stews, chilis, etc.

-Thinking about attacking the half-slice of strawberry shortcake I doggie-bagged on Thursday. Go Ponzios!

-Telling myself I should do some sewing, there's a craft fair coming up and I thought Christmas stockings would be popular items.

Philadelphia. 2:53 P.M.

Watching French series Zone Blanche, eating bolognese and waiting for a fuck buddy to confirm for 1 am. Getting old is not for pussies.

I’m listening to some of this weeks new album released on Apple Music and eating a garden salad!

Getting ready to go out to dinner, then an off broadway showboat 8.

It’s Saturday and I’m watching football with my partner.

I’m shaving my taint

Just chilling.

Sunday 12:22

Chilling out in bed. Clean sheets.

Watched Terence Malick " Days of Heaven" 1978 for the first time, this morning. Loved it.

It is a very rainy day in Paris.

Sunday morning Oct 20 6:45 am EDT on the east coast USA. Barely light out. Cold but the hard frost hasn't set in yet. I'm watching Columbo on AMZ, drink in hand and readying to freshen my bowl with some stinky buds. Been up since 2am with my 17 year old mildly senile dog. It's a nightly occurrence with him and not unusual at this late stage of his life. I pour a drink and smoke weed to cope.

6:55 am About to have my second mug of strong coffee, thinking about going to the gym when it open s at 8.

Getting ready to teach an AARP SmartDriver class at a senior center. (Eight hours over two days.)

Gonna be 90 degrees today.

Listening to the people I used to work with bitching, seriously, at length and in great detail about how lame the new boss is. I got out of here in time.

I’m shitting

Getting ready for work in London, its almost 7 am and still dark out..

I woke up at 1 AM eastern, having been asleep since 9 or 10. I'll soon go back to bed. I'm reading Jonathan Safran Foer's latest anti-animal agriculture treatise, We Are the Weather. He makes so much sense, and he's just so darned cute. I don't eat nearly as much meat as I used to before reading his Eating Animals. Yet, like Jonathan, I can't quite give it up.

It's 2:15 am in Boston. Finishing up my rum and ginger cocktail, might fire up a joint (legal here) then will read for a while or watch classic horror films til dawn. I'm a night owl and don't work because I'm lazy. I suppose I should get a job soon, or at least think about it but it's so annoying to contemplate. I think about working but decide against it and spin a joint instead and chill. It's much more relaxing than doing business stuff. Corporate people are so intense.

1750 Sydney time - on the ferry heading home. Warm spring day and beer in hand.

I just finished reading an email about "mindful listening" as well as "diversity, inclusivity and belonging" from management at what was once considered the US's if not the world's greatest university, perhaps no longer so great because no one in charge was doing any listening, mindful or otherwise. But who now want the [italic]hoi polloi[/italic] to do what they did not. Uh huh. The drivel they're broadcasting would be hilarious if they weren't so damn serious - not to mention hypocritical - about it.

It's 6:30 in the morning so I'll take a shower and go into the office to spend the morning listening to others comment bitterly if sometimes hilariously on same.

I tried another British detective series on Netflix. It was SO fucking depressing. It isset in Wales, and I have never seen a poorer, more desolate, depressing place. Seriously. Who lives there? And the names of towns, the spelling is unpronounceable. They string 700 consonants together and then call someone "Hal." Really? I watched one episode through and then wanted to go slit my wrists.

It is 3:56 pm and I'm at the bus stop waiting to pick up my child. Judging the neighbors fashion choices as I sit in my car atill wearing mismatched pajamas

London. 9pm.

Just browsing DL and watching YouTube.

Paris.10:15pm

I am in bed.

Watching Good Doctor with Freddie Highmore on TF1.

It's 4:25 in Boca Raton and I'm brushing my hair.

Went to to Lakers/Clippers last night and a bit hungover. Something I haven't been in years. It's was fun night, however. Los Angeles, 1:26pm.

Finished cleaning the house and did some gardening taking a rest thinking about rolling a joint to relax before I start dinner. 4:35pm NYC

Applying IcyHot w/lidocaine on my aching (for no good reason) knee. The orthopod said to take a five-day taper dose of Prednisone but I don't want to. If it still feels like this tomorrow, I may.

Hinterland, R150? You're supposed to watch the series because the brooding detective is so good-looking.

I’m applying lotion to my asshole to make it more soft and supple.

When I turned on Midsomer Murders, the mIn character was gone. Why?

It's 3:30pm and I am once again telling the dogs that dinner isn't until 4.

6:45 pm, Washington DC: Laying on the sofa and reading DL bitchery, while wondering if I should order in, cook, or just eat leftovers.

Life is a party.

Eating blue bunny

I’m considering switching from this website to porn ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Eating a salad at home looking out the window at the snow, grateful for a sunny day.

I just copied this and reformatted it as an EPUB file so I can read it on my Nook.

Watching Adam Schiff giving a press conference. When Nancy Pelosi gets tired of being Speaker of the House, I think he would do a good job.

Just kicking back with a crisp hump day white wine.

Eating some rosemary-flavored mixed nuts from Trader Joe's.

Quite the tasty morsels.

11:30 am in Stoneham at the zoo where I work. I am corralling some school children. OMG, my lunch break is at noon when I will see mother.

Eating gourmet jellybeans and thinking about going to the drugstore to pick up a prescription.

Watching tv.

At Sebastian Beach in Fort Lauderdale. 82 sunny, lots of eldergays in Speedos. Can’t complain,

R170. I went there as a kid, ages ago, was pretty grim from what I remember. Didn’t know it was still a thing, hope the animals have been freed from their cages.

OP here, just watching The Chase (quiz) in rainy London. Glad to have the central heating on and the cat is sleeping contentedly.

I just popped a sweet potato in the oven as I'm feeling a bit peckish. Oh, and I'm working. And laughing to myself about Trump's letter. But mostly working. It's 4:02pm here.

If people read that letter...how can they support him? He really is a monster. I am feeling depressed but getting ready to go out. I would rather stay home.

I’m stroking Pauline and drinking a mimosa whilst browsing the DL on my iPad. What the fuck else would I be doing? x

Watching ‘Once Upon a Tine in Hollyeoid’ I just returned home from an afternoon of marketing and errands.

I’ve got to bring my plants in the garage before it gets colder.

Finished dinner looking at DL before I watch another episode of The Crown on Netflix.

R174, I think the Zoo is better than it was 20 years ago, if you don’t mind all zoos. It is expensive for a very small zoo. I understand the City wants to close it and move the animals to the main zoo in Boston, but the local community won’t let them. It’s expensive for Boston to manage two zoos. Not all their employees will work for peanuts.

19.15 here in Pacifique du Nord. Must call pop. Finishing up me breakfast tay. On the point of eating the rice I made a little while ago. One cup Jasmine rice, chopped onion, 1/2 tsp each of hot chili oil, sesame oil, oyster sauce and rice vinegar. One tbsp butter. Mix the liquids before adding the rice to prevent deposits of the oils. (Fuck oh dear, WHAT if my grammar isn't correct? What will I fucking do? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...)

listening to some critter in the attic, hopefully dying

Watching Butterfield 8 on Netflix.

Just leaving my congregation's board meeting in the Bronx at 10:30 p.m.

Drinking my morning wakeup drink 2 mugs of strong coffee before I face the day.

Lying on my couch watching tv with my fireplace going.

Just had a filthy wank and my cock ring snapped, hitting me in the bollock. Absolute mood killer. I’m on Lovehoney now, looking for a new one. x

Watching The Weakest Link on the quiz channel. Cold day here in London.

Rhoda you Dirty slut!

Doing my nails. I want to look nice for family this weekend.

I have two custom made Brooks Brothers shirts that I’ve never worn. I hope they still fit. They are at least two years old and I should iron out the fold-creases after I finish with my nails. They’ve been waiting for such an event. I wonder what I’ll wear for pants?

Fingering my shit box!

Transitioning, intensely. I'll be done in about 10 minutes and pop back in again to update you on the results.

It’s 21:32 in Missouri and I’m lying in bed because my back hurts. Getting ready to read a library book about Asperberger’s, as I have a nephew who was just diagnosed.

Watching a dwarf on Chaturbate

Just out of the hot tub and having a glass of wine. Watching TV and reading DL.

R194

"Born on a Blue Day" is a gay Asperger's book. You're welcome.

I'm at work... working.

Just had a little more wine than I should. Wondering why my coworker who fancies me will not go out with me. Middle aged, lonely, grateful to be alive. Still, loneliness is toughest of all feelings. I am grateful for DL - you guys make me smile, so thank you for that.

[quote]I'm at work... working.

Are you on your break from stocking shelves at Walmart?

Lying in bed with my kitten, Henry.

Just did a Fleet enema! I’m ready you hot fucker you!

It’s jazz night baby! My and the Christmas Moose are dancing up a storm while my downstairs neighbors are away for Christmas! We’ve got burgan and peanuts if you want to come over. Moosie is all excited about his big night, it’s just four days away! 🥃🥜 🎶🕺

Oral/anal

Baking Christmas cookies and watching The Office.

Working on my estimated taxes so I can make changes before year end to save some money.

Fingering my shit box and licking my fingers.

I was watching the live webcam of Abby Road, and wondering why no one ever presents hole.

All they do is scribble on the poor studios’ wall. I’d pay five bucks to see a douchebag get hit clowning around in that fucking crosswalk.

Wanking to Mormon Boys. Thinking of getting the butt plug out. x

I'm responding to your dumbass thread, OP.

😹 Better to have a possum in your ceiling than a crab on your organ.

Drinking Southern Egg Nog (with bourbon, whiskey AND rum) while listening to old-time tango music and scrolling through DL. Next week will be hectic so I'm happy for this quiet night.

NYC almost midnight. watching SNL, hoping Eddie Murphy slays.

Home for the holiday and reading my library books. I'm re-reading Dead Man's Mirror by Agatha Christie.

R191 Iron your shirts first.

You don't want to smudge your festive 💅 Holiday Ruby nail polish.

R191 Iron your shirts first.

You don't want to smudge your festive 💅 Holiday Ruby nail polish.

In Los Angeles, 8:30am. Drinking tea and watching the weekend news with my cats. It’s going to rain all next week including on Christmas, which will be a nice change from the usual endless sunshine.

But I have to say the morning news show just isn’t the same since my favorite anchor was found poppered, methed and fisted to death at a Days Inn. I miss Chris Bourous!

I'm checking a few concerts in London to see if they're worth the Eurostar ticket or not.

Avoiding family who I will have to spend way too much time around this week. Just want to get through this week and escape next week to the warm weather for NYE.,

R219 where are you spending this week?

Watching 🌎 Earth vs 🕷️The Spider, and waiting for my meatball sub to warm up in the oven. When I'm done, I'll have a hearty slice of Mom's Italian Wedding cake, with a big glass of milk.

☃️ It's good to be home for 🎄 Christmas.

Paying my bills, paying my mortgage.

Watching the Jets game and drinking tea.

I just ordered pizza!

I’ve just invited a guy over from Grindr for a hookup. I’m really fucking horny at the moment and I’ve recovered a lot of self-confidence after my last shitty relationship. I’m making the most of it. Christmas comes but once a year, Rhoda comes but twice a day! x

Are you as ugly as you make yourself sound, Rhoda?

I'm in bed reading DL and trying to fall asleep. It's late and I have to get up early tomorrow.

Couldn’t possibly say, R226. Ask your father. x

A hookup from grinder doesn't exactly scream [italic] "I'm oozing with self confidence!"

California 10:36 pm. Thinking of watching something on Netflix or Amazon. Marriage Story? Too sad for me now — mourning end of marriage and recent relationship.

Thinking of driving by my ex bf’s house. I must not. I have to stop hurting myself. Fuck him. I did and it was glorious — that’s the problem and I loved him

R230, watch “The Two Popes” with Jonathan Price and Anthony Hopkins. I just saw it and thought it was pretty good.

I am in Southern California. I have a window open to listen to the rain falling outside. Looking at my beautiful Christmas tree that’s all lit up. Watching dateline NBC and browsing DL at the same time.

R 231 : Thanks for the suggestion. I’ll give it a try. 1:27 am in California, listening to rain. Makes me feel lonely. Can’t sleep as usual. Won’t take sleep med. Just obsess about lost loves and lack of joy.

I’m too old to be this hurt about my ex. He was the Last One. Twice broken heart is the limit

Marriage Story killed me, R230. Recent break up from a nearly decade relationship. Feel your pain.

I am watching some stupid TV show while listening to Amy Winehouse.

R229 I've never felt so sexually liberated and I'm making the most of it. Casual sex isn't a big deal, grandad. x

#RhodaButtocks

Rhoda Buttbreath q

Who's Riding Rhoda Borrocks' Buttocks?

R 234: Sorry for your pain. I fucking hate the holidays. I remember when I was a kid and loved Christmas, even during adolescent angst,.. Parents and family were alive. My heart hadn’t been shattered.

Now every goddamn Christmas song which I can’t escape smacks me with loss and loneliness. Especially with seemingly happy people all around.

I felt like killing myself after leaving Vons tonight. But I won’t ....

Hugs to my lonely guy friends on DL

r211 Here' your toss-up for 20 points: Which is better, lilies on your piano or tulips on your organ?

Please make sure your answer is NOT in the form of a question.

I'm reading about the fucked-up childhood of Alain Deloin's youngest son.

R158 He isn't good looking. He looks just like Droopy Dog.

R240 I would definitely take Tulips as opposed to a giant Venus Fly Trap.

😘 Happy Holidays, Bronze !

Sitting in a lounge area on a cruise ship. We just left Punta del Este, Uruguay. It was 88 degrees today.

On a treadmill in front of a large expanse of glass at the gym that has a spectacular view of the mountains with snow on them with Palm trees in the foreground.

What a coincidence, r244.

I was just lounging around with a Púta named Esteé, and he was pretty hot!

Listening to the only Christmas albums worth listening to*, during the 18-hour period I listen to Christmas music each year (after dark Christmas eve through the moment I can no longer take it on Christmas day).

* the Phil Spector Christmas Album

the Linda Ronstadt Christmas Album

the Roches' Christmas Album

the Leontyne Price/HVK Christmas Album

the Luciano Pavarotti Christmas Album

the Beach Boys' Christmas Album

Rockin' Little Christmas

the Sinatra Christmas Album

La Boheme

r231, I just finished The Two Popes, courtesy of your recommending it. I would recommend it only for those with a vested interest in the way Pope Nazinger handed off the papacy to the current pope. I only slogged along because of the Italian moments, which were too few, [italic]daverro[/italic].

My evening so far: 🍑 🍆 ✊ 💗 🌝 🍹🍗 🍷 🍫🍷 🍪 🍾 🥂 🎁. Later: ☠️. x

Watching Seattle versus the 49ers. The 49ers are wearing the really nice white tight football pants. Their asses look GREAT in them!

Shaping my index finger like a hook so I can dig myself out.

Smelling my fingers.

How is everyone tonight?

Completed some chores. A light snow is falling. Lying with my dog and cat in bed. Going to watch an episode of Midsomer Murders- I recently subscribed to BritBox and am now addicted to it.

I am on season 6 now. Only 15 more episodes left...

3:54 am here in Manila. Can't sleep, so I resort to browsing DL to amuse myself.

R254 which episode are you going for?

It's 8pm in London, England and I am watching Downton. The housekeeper is 'tired' with cancer.

Watching random videos on Youtube.

I'm in London too, watching the second season of Insatiable as I can't stream any Marple tonight.

R259 They've had a few Dame Margaret Rutherford 'Marple' shows on recently: last week, I saw a bit of "Murder at the Gallop" with her, Dame Flora Robson and the late, great Robert Morley. It seemed good fun.

R260 thank you!

You're welcome OP. Perhaps we should have a Margaret Rutherford thread. She certainly deserves one; as does the perky music in her MGM movies.

The dishy Jones was the real reason to watch Midsomer.

Eww no, Troy and Scott were the 2 hottie. Jones looks average.

Documentary on the Chachapoyas, cleaning my kitchen and hemming and hawing whether to drive 20km (each way) for sex. If I have another glass of wine I won't be able to drive.

R262 for you x

The Margaret Rutherford thread has been created!

Watching BBCAmerica's Planet Earth marathon while cleaning the house. Leading up to their new show, "Seven Worlds - One Planet" which starts tonight

As it happens I'm watching Midsomer Murders as well. Or, more accurately, Nick Hendrix's bulge.

Which episode?

Season 21, episode 2, The Miniature Murders.

In London, UK, watching Barrett-Jackson Live drooling over the Corvettes...

It's snowing, or was, lightly, on eastern Long Island. When that CT queen playing theater music/show tunes on the radio finishes at 6pm, I'll go to Two Mile Hollow beach and see what men are lurking about. Yes, even when snowing.

Where does the action happen in the winter at a beach in the Hamptons? Cars? Dunes? Cold, no?

Masturbation

TCM has a movie extravaganza today. I’m watching The Thin Man now, but it gets better. All About Eve is on later tonight.

R276 Thanks for the notice for All About Eve, I'm gonna watch.

Life with Father is just starting. It’s a period piece, so holds up well. On TCM.

Finished an edible and a wank now dinner.

I’m gonna watch Rectum Wreckers on Jules Jordan.com

I have occasionally used the expression, “I’ve earned my place [bold] out [/bold] of the sun”, but it always falls flat. (From “All About Eve“

Making oatmeal for breakfast.

Getting ready to shovel snow.

I am waiting for the Trump Impeachment trial stuff to begin. I know it's a waste of time and he will get off since the Republicans control the majority vote of the senate and they have already said openly they are 100% behind him. But some dark side of me just hopes something goes wrong with their fake trial and it takes him down another notch.

Working late til 10pm in London then home for some takeaway!