Any Hollywood Gossip on Jane Seymour?

A neighbor of mine worked on SOMEWHERE IN TIME and said Seymour didn't know what the word [italic]aubergine[/italic] meant.

That's all I got.

I never wanted to be a woman,though I was as femme as you could get,but when I saw her in Somewhere in Time I wanted to look just like her.

She sat in front of me at THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST. She cried her eyes out. That's all I got.

Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg is Dutch/Polish and Jewish.

Wife of a king, mother of a king dead at 28.

Favourite Bond girl of mine. I confess an intense and enduring gay crush on her. When discussing her role in the TV series [italic] Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman [/italic] , a costume designer told me she was quite hot for her co-star Joe (something or other) at the time.

Quite big tits.

Horrible, horrible woman. To everyone. Bitter, nasty and unpleasant. Appreciate her from afar.

I can't say I blame her, R6. I thought I remember hearing that her and Joe Lando actually did hook up around the time they were filming Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.

Motorboatable tits.

R9 I don't blame her either. Costume designer was a bit coy, saying she couldn't be certain, but felt they looked like real lovers. She allegedly kept fussing over his hair, and constantly touching him. I believe Seymour was married at the time, so probably could have been perceived as somewhat scandalous. To R8, my friend said the rxact opposite of her. She said she had a great sense of humour, and was fond of giving people extravagant little gifts.

^Signed R6

Dame Edna once interviewed Jane on her talk show:

“You’ve been successfully married four times, haven’t you Jane?”.

Brilliant as Cathy in EAST OF EDEN.

She was first runner up for the role of January Wayne in Jacqueline Susann’s [italic]Once is Not Enough.[/italic]

Deborah Raffin got the part, but Brenda Vaccaro got the Oscar nom, playing her friend.

She was a catty, jealous bitch on DWTS. Made fun of other contestants - though I forgot the details.

Either she or Marie Osmond used the nickname "Cheater Girl" for the Cheetah Girl Serena Whatever... probably Marie. But Jane was a nightmare in the little interviews after being scolded by the judges - full of spitting venom.

So women can parade around with their milk tits hanging out for all the world to see -- but guys have to hide their bulge?

This angers me.

R17, "milk tits" are not homologous to genitalia, so I don't understand the comparison. Guys can walk around shirtless, exposing their chests, women can't. Men displaying their manly bulges is like women displaying camel toe.

She’s a total bitch IRL. She also turned her back on England and became a US citizen so she didn’t have to go back.

Joe Lando needs a DL topic of his own.....WOOF. Jane Seymour is 10 years plus some change older than him, so if she was fooling around with him, that was a bit of a #Metoo moment for him. Beautiful in her day. Her smile has gotten more and more crooked over the years, and I can't quite figure out why that is.

Wasn't her Bond role supposed to go to Diana Ross but the producers got cold feet about having a black leading lady in a Bond movie?

R20 Agree with a thread of Joe's own. He was quite fetching in those buckskin trousers with his long hair.

Wasn't she rumored to be a homophobe and mistreated that gay kid on her show?

Whether she's really mean or not, bloody Crepe Erase must really do the trick, as she's still uncommonly beautiful at her age.

Trust me, she’s a stone cold bitch

She was striking while young. Absolutely gorgeous

She is well known to have mixed eye color, green + brown. She doesn’ even try to hide it. This is called [italic]heterochromia iridum.[/italic]

In another time, this was evidence that could be used against her as a witch.

Vintage gossip: “Seymour, Jane. Reportedly demands the highest degree of pampering from movie & tv show producers“

R27, appropriate because she IS a witch.

Joe Lando was what's-his-chops on One Life to Live. Never watched the medicine woman show.

He played Jake Harrison on One Life to Live.

She looks amazing. Her plastic surgeon is clearly a genius.

She hit me in the head with a fondue pot.

Her best performance was East of Eden.

She really lucked into her niche as a TV movie queen.

Ali MacGraw is not a fan.

Who would have thought she'd last, after movies like OH HEAVENLY DOG ... and this dreck?

Years ago, she portrayed Wallis Simpson, the Duchess of Windsor. She looks a lot like her now.

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, also featured William Shockley, as Hank Lawson.

Amadeus

She played Maria Callas in some awful made-for-TV bore about Aristotle Onassis. I was perplexed and stymied while watching. I kept saying to the TV "But Jane, Maria Callas was a New Yorker" - she played the part heavily accented like a Greek person speaking English.