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Two and a Half Men

I have a new job that peripherally requires a casual knowledge of this tv show that I have never watched and don’t want to... (tv station that airs it)

Why do these seemingly unwilling roommates/brothers live together? For the kid? For financial purposes?

Is it acknowledged that Jon Cryer’s charTer (and actor himself) have total gay face and are in the closet? He’s practically Sean Hayes level...

Thank you for any info that spares me from watching this show...

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by Anonymousreply 21October 21, 2019 1:46 PM

I got you OP. Alan lives with Charlie because he is divorced with a son and his wife fleeced him in the divorce and got the house. He is a chiropractor that makes little Money and pays huge alimony. He also likes living in Malibu but can’t afford it. Charlie makes him sleep on a sofa bed in the guest room and Jake has his own room. Alan is cheap because he is always broke and Charlie is rich through stupid shot like writing jingles for commercials and parties a lot . My faves are the mother and Berta the housekeeper

by Anonymousreply 1October 4, 2019 3:09 AM

Thank you, R1.

How is the Ashton Kutcher transition handled?

Do we all just pretend Jon cryer is straight?

by Anonymousreply 2October 4, 2019 3:14 AM

Come on now. I bet the show will grow on you. They have great guest stars like NPH, Cher, Tom Selleck, Vivian Vance and more.

by Anonymousreply 3October 4, 2019 3:16 AM

You got a job that requires you to have knowledge of a show that died four years ago? I see. Well, if you're now writing on a Chuck Lorre show can you please tell him to get over the bowel movement and prostrate humor, please? It's tiresome. Thanks !

by Anonymousreply 4October 4, 2019 3:19 AM

r4 Are you having problems with your prostrate gland?

by Anonymousreply 5October 4, 2019 3:25 AM

As stated, I work for a tv station that airs reruns. I should have a casual working knowledge of programming.

by Anonymousreply 6October 4, 2019 3:28 AM

[quote]Is it acknowledged that Jon Cryer’s charTer (and actor himself) have total gay face and are in the closet?

Demi Moore would beg to differ with you.

by Anonymousreply 7October 4, 2019 3:30 AM

I'm not, r5. It's actually being massaged as I type, can you say the same? Ever?

by Anonymousreply 8October 4, 2019 3:30 AM

It’s just The Odd Couple with a little kid. I’m surprised Elaine Joyce hasn’t gotten around to suing yet.

by Anonymousreply 9October 4, 2019 3:34 AM

r8 Do you know the difference between prostate and prostrate?

by Anonymousreply 10October 4, 2019 3:44 AM

R9

And instead of wiity humor you have fart jokes and shit joked for laughs.

by Anonymousreply 11October 4, 2019 3:50 AM

What kind of job would require you to know something about that turd of the show, OP?? I'm seriously contemplating contacting OSHA on your behalf.

by Anonymousreply 12October 4, 2019 3:52 AM

Wow. Can I have your job?

by Anonymousreply 13October 4, 2019 3:55 AM

Jon had so many flops before this. He was almost Chandler Bing.

by Anonymousreply 14October 21, 2019 4:12 AM

Watch the first 4 seasons OP. They aren’t that bad. My favorites are The Salmon Under My Sweater and Hi Mr. Horned One.

My favorite character is Rose, Charlie’s one night stand neighbor who becomes his stalker.

by Anonymousreply 15October 21, 2019 4:23 AM

Oh, and the Ashton Kutcher years suck.

by Anonymousreply 16October 21, 2019 4:26 AM

Charlie Sheen plays a rich perv, who through a fluke of Barry Manilowesque jingle skills, rakes in money for his music compositions,

I must admit, I LOVE Charlie Waffles, his kiddie TV persona.

Pervy and HILARIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 17October 21, 2019 4:30 AM

What kind of name is Angus?

by Anonymousreply 18October 21, 2019 1:25 PM

A show that was worse than "Happy Days" when it came to beating a dead horse.

by Anonymousreply 19October 21, 2019 1:28 PM

r11

Yeah, I can't believe how low class the humor was, I loved it when Angus grew up and told them toilet humor stops being funny at three

by Anonymousreply 20October 21, 2019 1:37 PM

It was the same set as Laverne and Shirley (CA edition)

by Anonymousreply 21October 21, 2019 1:46 PM
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