Skid marks

Some of us take personal hygiene seriously enough that skid marks are not a problem that requires a such detailed consideration, planning, or organization.

Learn to clean yourself better, and you will probably save time, money, effort, and embarrassment.

Honestly I’ve never had a skidmark on my underwear. I don’t quite understand how others do either because I’ve never found wiping to be that hard. I always just wipe until the tissue is clean and I shower morning and evening.

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Have you considered washing them?

Ugh, OP. You nasty.

The OP.

Never did have these either, and I'm not even a bottom.

ewwww.

You should keep a bottle of Spray & Wash, Shout or Oxy Clean in your laundry basket and any time you have a skid mark you pre-treat it with one of the aforementioned products before putting the soiled under garment into the laundry receptacle. This is the best way so that when your cleaning lady comes or if you send your laundry out, when it is washed it will clean thoroughly and you will be able to wear the under garments for many many months to come! Enjoy OP!

Get a bidet, or wet wipes. Gross.

Shouldn’t you be meeting with your case worker, OP?

Are you five?

r12, five inches is pushing it for OP.

Is OP Aaron Schock? We already know you have a dirty hole, hon. We've seen the pics.

Disgusting. But you should definitely wash them at 140°, separately from other clothes or throw them away. Skid marks = Bacteria everywhere.

Also, like others have already said, learn how to clean your ass or take a shower afterwards. Grown ass men with skid marks.....Ugh.

How hairy is your crack, OP? You probably need to wipe, then wipe again with a damp wash cloth. You're doing something wrong if you regularly have skid marks on your underwear.

"Grown ass men with skid marks.....Ugh."

Ever been in a gym locker room after guys have shucked off their clothes, left them in a pile on the locker room floor and headed for the showers? It's disgusting.

And here I thought this thread was gonna be about race car drivers and how they leave SM on the track. Harumph.

I haven't had a skid mark since I was a child. OP, there's something wrong with you.

The very fact that you asked this question in the first place indicates that you already know the correct answer. Why are you looking to us to co-sign your bullshit?

When underwear develops “skid marks” that cannot be removed, you THROW THEM OUT and buy new underwear.

Got carpet, OP? Try this:

If you see any sign, go to the next pair.

I bet when your hole gets itchy, you give it a furious, deep scratching.

Is this really necessary to discuss among polite company?

Never had them and I only where white. I imagine they would come out in the laundry with some bleach added.

R25 isn’t human.

R21 This is why I waste so much time on DL. Thanks for the spit take!

OP, wtf are you talking about?? I’ve never had that. Clean your fucking ass. Gross.

So do some people just give a quick wipe, not look and then pull up their pants and go about their day? Because that’s the only way I can imagine an adult with full mobility getting skid marks. Or do skid marky people have some condition where they are leaking fecal matter during the day? Sorry but I cannot think of any valid reason for a healthy adult having skid marks on a regular basis. Maybe I’ve been under a rock and this really is a thing andmost guys don’t wipe properly and if it is then Jesus people are fucking lazy.

R29 I do remember some story about bros not wanting to wipe because putting something near their ass made them gay.

It might have been satire, then again there are some stupid fucking people in this country (Exhibit A: President Donald Trump)

OP has a poor diet. The consistency of his poop is such that all of it can't be easily removed with one, two, or even three wipes. He invariably leaves something behind.

Skid marks.

Do I hear four? Wouldn’t you just wipe until it comes back clean? Why would you ever leave it and pull up your shorts even if it takes 10 wipes so what.

I can believe actually that a number of straight men might think putting anything back there is gay. Sad but then human beings are the strangest creatures.

For OP

This thread is making me HORNY AS HELL!!!!!!!

When you have a really hairy crack, the hairs get crossed and tangled and your poop extrudes thru the tangle like a Veg O' Matic making Julienne fries. Clean up is a bitch!

They're just MURDER to get out of my poly-blend caftan!

Thank God this is a gay board. This topic would actually make me feel sorry for all the housewives out there who have to wash these underpants.

If my partner ever left skid marked underwear in the laundry basket, sexy times would definitely be off the table in the foreseeable future.

I used to think Miranda's boyfriend on Sex and the City was cute, until the episode where they showed his skid marks. I was forever turned off by him after that.

Well I always wipe until clean but I can go back in for a touch up wipe an hour later and it’s back again!! Why is that??

Wet wipes OP. Better Diet.Wouldn't it be next level horrid to be caught off guard when the opportunity for surprise anal is upon you and you can only wish you had them?

^I doubt OP has a lot of sex or even cares if he always has a dirty ass and underpants.

Asking the real questions, OP. I sell mine to scat pervs like yourself. x

What eludes you about the concept of wiping your ass, OP? And yes ... do you have anything resembling a sex life!?

When my sister got married and moved in with my BIL my sister complained that his underwear were disgusting. Turns out he never wiped after shitting. He claimed it was gross and he wouldn't touch his ass after taking a shit. I have no idea how she remedied the situation, or if she did.

"Never had them and I only where white."

Obviously you never had first grade spelling class either.

The people who deny they have ever had skid marks are fucking liars. Every last one of you.

So your sister sleeps next to a man with a smelly ass every night and even continues to wash his dirty underwear? Damn, I would first kick this guy out of my bed and if he still refused to wipe his ass, out of the house and my life.

R45 is absolutely correct.

People lie about their sexuality, their age, their weight, how often they go to church, and on and on. If people lie about the basics, why not lie about skid marks?

I don't know R47. They've been married 20 years, I would hope he's learned to wipe in that time.

R44 How do straight men have the gall to hand over filthy underwear to their wives to wash? I’ve often pondered that because I could never let someone handle my soiled underwear and I wipe so soiling is only when I’m sick or something. It’s one of those indignities I dread about ageing. These manly men and their wifey is washing shit stains out of their smalls and cooking their food. It’s really pathetic. And then they wonder why she doesn’t want to fuck him. Lol. Could it be because you are like an extra child and she’s like your mommy?

Wear oh wear is my underwhere?

Perfect, R50

I had skid marks occasionally in my youth, but rarely as an adult, and never since I got my fancy new toilets with built-in asshole squirters.

They're Toto Japanese toilets. Wonderful.

Fuck you, op!

Seems like the Lord made a design flaw when he made us. It was have been better if the hole wasn't in between ass cheeks and then we wouldn't have to wipe.

This is all fine and good, but the real question is back to front or front to back.

I'm just here for the Scat.

[quote]Well I always wipe until clean but I can go back in for a touch up wipe an hour later and it’s back again!! Why is that??

I'd like to know the same!

Walking around squnches additional residual poop past your sphincter, that's why.

If you can, you should always shower after defecation and spread your cheeks so the water can thoroughly clean your asshole, clinically known as your anus.

Or buy a bidet.

Drag name: Bea Day

Hey, let's just all be thankful that OP WEARS underwear with which he must contend with skid marks.

I just don't wear underwear. Skid marks aren't that noticeable on dark pants.

R63 is the perfect reason no one should be allowed to try on pants for fit in a store, then return them to the sales rack.

Well R64, I hope you wear your own underwear while trying on pants at a store and wash them before you wear them for the first time.

Seriously ... are some you not highly embarrassed for others to see your skidmarks in your fucking drawers?!

Like on a date, when things get serious for the first time and the clothes come off -- you don't care that your date might see (or worse, SMELL) shit steaks in your underwear?

Unbelievable!

R2 Some people have dry skin and can't "shower morning and evening".

They can wipe with paper and have a stack of face washers in the bathroom to wipe off any excess and immediately wash with soapy warm water and hang up to dry.

[quote]They can wipe with paper and have a stack of face washers in the bathroom to wipe off any excess and immediately wash with soapy warm water and hang up to dry.

Just get Charmin Flushable wipes or Wet Ones (that come in individually wrapped packets you can even take with you and discreetly use at the office or when out in public).

Frankly, the biggest recommendation - eat more roughage. Eat some fruits and vegetables that aren't in a pie or covered in cheezy toppings.

An apple a day might do wonders.

I'm surprised that gay men have such bad body hygiene. Especially gay men should know how to keep their anus clean.

[quote]Well I always wipe until clean but I can go back in for a touch up wipe an hour later and it’s back again!! Why is that??

I've never had an issue with skid marks until I got a hemorrhoid. I was prescribed percocet after being in a car accident which caused constipated. I strained too hard and now have a hemorrhoid. I did see a specialist about removing it but the doctor said they were unwilling to do any surgery.

-R66- It's been too long since I've had a good, juicy shit steak!

This is a problem I leave to my Mexicans to figure out.

R69, I'm surprised you don't even have a rudimentary knowledge of anatomy.

I have to buy a few pears of new underwear, most of my current have stains on them.

r74, thanks for sharting.

R74, Oh dear.

Or Oh SHIT!