Tasteful Friends: Inside Nikolaj Coster-Waldau's House

I would rather be inside Nikolaj Coster-Whatever's hole.

You mean Waldau's wazoo?

The messy, wrinkled, headboard-less bed was very "secshy." But not AD-ready.

The Scando look is so boring.

What an odd way of speaking he has. He sounds like a Bowery Boy. That's not a Danish accent, is it?

-Talks about the sexual energy that ferns give off. Meanwhile, behind him, there’s a bed that clearly only he’s slept in- The married, middle-aged straight guy energy coming from this video is overpowering. His accent has always been a bit of an issue, and has lost him work in the past. It used to bleed through A LOT in earlier seasons of Game of Thrones.

As much as I’m not too disappointed that the abiding mental image that this leaves me with is Of Mr Coster-Waldau cracking one off with his viagra fern in the corner, his house is painfully bland.

Very interesting, R6. I didn't watch GoT so I didn't know about his accent. You'd think he would prioritize fixing that, then.

Certainly not very homey. Way too austere.

Looks like an igloo. Hard pass.

I’d take it if Nikolaj came with the property. That messy bed would be excusable if I came home every day to find him on his hands and knees on it, naked and ready.

This is the real estate I’m more interested in.

So sterile.

I never knew that about fern plants. Maybe it's a Danish thing.

I'd like to be inside those pants (which he fills out quite nicely).

I am getting ready to move back to the US after having been away for six years. Been researching houses and apartments on-line.

Does EVERY new or remodeled home in America these days have light gray walls?

R10 Judging by the bizarre way he was walking around in that video, somebody else has already given him a good pounding.

It’s tediously dull and depressing. It’s very severe and uncomfortable. It looks a hospital waiting room.

Now I understand why Scandinavia has a high suicide rate.

FAT FRAUEN REJOICE!

The house itself is fine but nothing special. His (or should I say his interior designer’s) choice of art and house plants is absolutely dreadful. Why did he feel the need to show this off?

I do appreciate his acknowledgement that one art piece made no sense to him, but other than that, the house was bland, bland, and more bland. Did they just move in? It had no sign of life at all.

So his main home is still in Denmark and that's his second home? Is his family living in LA now full-time? Or are they back in Denmark? I agree with the above poster. There is no sign of life there. It is like a doctor's office.

So he must hate it and already wants to flip it. Don't they invite AD in when they are planning to sell off.

I don't like bubbles and circles and Ikea. Nice for an office but not my house

He looks to be quite well hung, so all is forgiven.

Much of it seemed like cheap dorm room furniture, especially those tiny nightstands. I wish more of the yard and pool were shown, they really seemed beautiful and interesting.

R20 He’s just signed on to do a Showtime series, which is going to film in LA, so I’m guessing this place is just for him. Was absolutely baffled when he said he’s been working out of Los Angeles for the past 15-20 years, because it’s not true.

It seems like he was railroaded by designer friends of his into the whole thing. What’s the fucking point? He may as well have bought ex hotel furniture.

Showtime? I thought he was doing a pilot for Fox about agents in the 1980s.

Who knew dried Chinese noodles would make for a good table decor?

The fern plant gives off sexual energy? What a crock. It's just a potted plant, for god's sake.

Nice garden. Such a small area, but it has different areas to sit in and enjoy being outside. I like that he didn't buy some huge mansion. It's a small house that seems to make good use of the available space. The décor is a bit spare, but not annoying.

Hilarious he has a Brienne of Tarth doll.

He’s cute, funny, and clearly somewhat educated. Even though I know he won’t go far in Hollywood, I still hold out hope for him.

His accent and age work against him although I think he could definitely book supporting roles in major movies. and leads in TV shows. Isn't that he has done?

R32 Nope. Leading roles in direct-to-dvd movies and he’s filming something for Fox. That’s all he’s really done outside of GOT.

Some of the pieces of furniture are really nice on their own. The living room is pretty boring/average to be in AD.

[R33] That's not really true. He starred opposite Jessica Chastain in a horror film a while back that did very well. He has starred in this dumb comedy about a cheating husband, his wife and two girlfriends (Cameron Diaz was in this) also awhile back. I think that might have done well, too--even though it seemed incredibly stupid. He also did supporting roles in major movies starring people along the likes of Tom Cruise, etc. His recent string of movies I agree with you have been awful, particularly that dreck he did for Brian DiPalma and co-starring Melisandre. That was really, really bad.

The thing is he got a lot of his earlier better projects from his then LA-based manager who helped him get those roles and she also helped him get GoT. For some reason, he fired her a few years ago (and was ordered by a court to pay her $2 million!!). So he may not have the best business sense, that's for sure.

I wonder what the diminutive of his wife's name--Nukuka is.

Nuki?

Kaka?

(She's Greenlandic, you know that island Twittler briefly wanted to buy a few months back.)

Didn't Scandinavia come to Hollywood in the 50s?

Does he actually have work since GoT went off the air? He's not getting any younger. Are we sure he won't need to sell it soon?

He's got that Fox TV pilot about agents in the 1980s. I have no idea whether he's already filmed it or is about to film it. Scott Rudin is a producer.

[quote] Are we sure he won't need to sell it soon?

Positive.

Between residuals on all those years of GoT and what he can get for doing Cons alone, he will never need to worry about money.

He does A LOT of Cons. Well, he gets paid a fortune doing them. I guess he needs to pay off that ex-manager.

It's obviously a blank slate so he can personalize it with his family treasures. You bitches complaining need to read the article.

I like the stark, Scandanavian style of it They always emphasize natural pattern and materials.