I can’t imagine him being anything other than the Columbo character. Is that just testament to his acting skills rather than being amiable off-camera?
I’ve developed an unhealthy obsession of watching Columbo re-runs. Have you ever met Peter Falk?
by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 26, 2021 5:05 AM |
I only watched a few for the rare Peugeot 403.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 30, 2019 5:55 PM |
I was at a Cassavetes screening he attended. He seemed quite affable.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 30, 2019 5:58 PM |
I’m rather sure Peter Falk is dead.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 30, 2019 6:02 PM |
Columbo, Kolchak, ... I love those 1970s hot-mess daddy types.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 30, 2019 6:07 PM |
Peter Falk showed up as Columbo at a Frank Sinatra Roast, very funny.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 30, 2019 6:09 PM |
I met him at the Delano in Miami in 2005. Nice guy, looked older and shorter than I thought he'd be. He was there and had just started filming a movie called "Retirement" along with Rip Torn, George Segal, and Ossie Davis about four grumpy old men who leave their Florida retirement homes on a road trip to Las Vegas to stop one of their daughters from marrying the wrong guy.
More than Falk, what I remember is that Davis (who was 87) was found dead in his hotel room the next day.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 30, 2019 6:10 PM |
R6 - interesting. Always wondered what Rip Torn was like in person too., He seemed to have done some batshit crazy things in his twilight years. Looked up the film you (Retirement aka Three Days to Vegas) was referring to as I wasn’t familiar with it (I live in UK so maybe it wasn’t released here)....couldn’t find a trace of it on YouTube but for a short trailer. I’m assuming it was the influence behind Last Vegas from the glimpse I got.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 30, 2019 7:02 PM |
[quote]More than Falk, what I remember is that Davis (who was 87) was found dead in his hotel room the next day.
Did they ask Falk to investigate?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 30, 2019 7:11 PM |
Love John Cassavetes and him.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 30, 2019 7:11 PM |
I loved Peter Falk as the grandfather in The Princess Bride. His scenes with Fred Savage are so delightful.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 30, 2019 7:38 PM |
Never met him, but he seems to have been a loyal friend. He was tight with a number of actors: Cassavetes, Ben Gazarra, Nicholas Colasanto, Patrick McGoohan, Dabney Coleman, Ed Begley, Jr. All of them got jobs on Columbo, acting and/or directing, and Falk worked with them on other projects, too.
When Colasanto was hired to direct an episode that Cassavetes starred in but then fell ill, Falk and Cassavetes co-directed the episode but gave him the credit for it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 30, 2019 8:17 PM |
Young Peter Falk was handsome. He was also a graduate of Hamilton College in upstate NY.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 30, 2019 8:30 PM |
Peter Falk spoke at the American Film Institute Salute to Frank Capra.
Falk had a supporting role in Capra's last film "Pocketful of Miracles". (I remember when my parents went to see it that my Mom remarked on the funny guy who was the sidekick (that was Falk)).
At the AFI dinner, he remembered that Capra had particularly selected the coat that his (Falk's) character was to wear.
And that Falk credited Capra's actions in leading up to Falk carefully selecting the raincoat for Columbo.
Here is Peter Falk's lovely tribute to Frank Capra.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 30, 2019 8:38 PM |
Hello, OP! My girlfriend is like you.
Personally, my favourite scene is the one where he gets mistaken for a hobo (the Dick van Dyke episode).
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 30, 2019 9:05 PM |
I love Columbo and I love Peter Falk. I must watch Murder by Death again.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 30, 2019 9:08 PM |
This is so coincidental. It's currently available on AMZ Prime and I was going to start a binge watch session last night just for nostalgia.
Back in the day, when I was a teen, a local affiliate would show old cop shows at 11:30pm. I would get crazy stoned with my friends and then go to my grandparents and watch Colombo. My grandparents were super chill unlike my neocon parents and sometimes we'd even have a couple of beers! Lol! They were a fucking blast!
RIP - you crazy old nuts!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 30, 2019 9:22 PM |
There's nothing wrong with you OP.
The only thing that has ever surprised me on Dataloungee is how much Columbo is loved here.
I have the DVD set and watch the movies often.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 30, 2019 9:57 PM |
I'm stuck on Perry Mason on MeTV
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 30, 2019 10:02 PM |
Me too. And I watch them, even though I have the complete series on DVD.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 30, 2019 11:15 PM |
Thx R17! Was just going to ask if anyone knew where to watch!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 30, 2019 11:17 PM |
Columbo is not an "unhealthy obsession." It's a great way to unwind after a shitty week. It makes us believe that good, decent people are working hard behind the scenes to bring evildoers to justice. In other words, it's a happy fantasy. And there's nothing wrong with that.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 30, 2019 11:18 PM |
Lots of great episodes and a great show. I always like to re-watch Lady in Waiting. Susan Clark plays a woman who is controlled by her brother, so she kills him and does a pretty good job of making it look like a burglar. She feels liberated and starts to change--being more confident, dressing in sexier clothes, etc. Unfortunately for her, Columbo picks apart the inconsistencies in her story. Leslie Nielsen serves hot silver daddy realness as her boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 1, 2019 3:17 AM |
For me it's Murder She Wrote as well.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 1, 2019 4:28 AM |
One of my favorite movies too R22. Her transformation from drab spinster to fabulous socialite is fun to watch. And Leslie Neilson playing a non comedy role, but holding his own with Peter Falk is great to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 1, 2019 11:37 AM |
Totally agree, R24. It was yet another great Columbo where the murderer is somewhat sympathetic, although in this one it's more so at the beginning. She'd been controlled by her father, demeaned by her mother, and now that her father is dead, her much older brother (played by Richard Andersen who was Oscar Goldman on the Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman) steps into the role of controller. She's had it and rids herself of the last person who can control her.
But unlike some Columbo sympathetic murderers, she transforms in a negative way. Her brother told her that her boyfriend played by Leslie Nielsen wouldn't look twice at her if she wasn't from a wealthy family. The irony is she kind of believes him and thinks becoming the ultra confident, sexy minx is what will keep her boyfriend. But of course, Leslie's character was actually in love with the person she was before the murder. Confidence soon becomes overconfidence, which allows Columbo to trap her.
Great episode and underrated in my opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 1, 2019 1:33 PM |
You need to go to Budapest, OP. This weird sculpture is for you!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 1, 2019 1:36 PM |
I love the one where he's at Mensa or some genius club and he coyly says "imagine, I was in a room of geniuses and I didn't even know it!"
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 1, 2019 5:32 PM |
The episode starring Anne Baxter is fun, especially when she and Edith Head try to spruce up Columbo's wardrobe.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 1, 2019 5:39 PM |
I love the one with Ruth Gordon.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 1, 2019 5:41 PM |
In his final days, suffering from dementia, there was a report that he escaped from his care facility and was seen wandering in traffic in his pajamas.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 1, 2019 5:44 PM |
The episode with Faye is a good one too.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 1, 2019 5:48 PM |
R27 that's another favorite of mine, "The Bye-Bye Sky High IQ Murder Case".
I love it because we get some insight into how Columbo became a great detective.
He talks about when he joined the force there were some "smart" guys. The impression I got was that they made Columbo feel that he wasn't smart enough, or good enough to become a detective, so he read everything he could, studied old cases and learned to be a good cop.
And I really like that the killer has complete respect for Columbo and his intelligence, something Columbo doesn't usually get from the people he's investigating.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 1, 2019 5:51 PM |
I like Peter Falk - and Columbo - quite a lot.
He was so good in Wim Wenders' Wings of Desire (Der Himmel über Berlin),
one of my favorite films.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 1, 2019 6:33 PM |
I always get him mixed up with the guy who played “Barretta” — the guy with the white bird.
Am I the only one?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 1, 2019 6:40 PM |
R33 that was the first time I saw him as someone other than Columbo.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 1, 2019 6:42 PM |
My aunt sold him some appliance at the Sears in Santa Monica back in the day. Does that count?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 1, 2019 7:09 PM |
The Lady In Waiting one. I didn’t find her sympathetic at all, particularly when she ruined it with Leslie Nielsen’s character! I love the Ruth Gordon episode. Who else could make an 80 odd year old murderess seem plausible
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 1, 2019 8:36 PM |
R36 -depends on the appliance
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 1, 2019 8:38 PM |
When Falk and Ruth are talking on the pier and Columbo comes right out and says he believes she murdered her nephew-in-law and she says, "I'm old, go easy on me Lieutenant" and Columbo says, "Don't count on it" the look on Ruth's face is priceless.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 1, 2019 8:39 PM |
His wife couldn't act.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 1, 2019 11:30 PM |
I love the Johnny Cash episode, with Ida Lupino as the pious wife who gets pushed out of the plane. He nearly gets away with it, until the very end...
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 1, 2019 11:44 PM |
Agreed, R42. Johnny's naturalistic style showcased his natural charisma and fiery passion. And no one does shrill like Ida Lupino.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 1, 2019 11:47 PM |
And then of course, there was the Milo Janis episode with DL fave ROBERT CONRAD!!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 2, 2019 1:26 AM |
Besides Columbo and Cassavetes films, Peter Falk was comedy gold in "The In-Laws" with Alan Arkin.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 2, 2019 1:31 AM |
“Lady in Waiting” is one of my favorites, too! I also like “Dead Weight” with Eddie Albert as the murderer and a nice role for DL face Suzanne Pleshette as a vulnerable witness. And Oskar Werner (Oskar Werner!) in “Playback” with Gena Rowlands and Martha Scott. So many good ones!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 2, 2019 1:41 AM |
I love Colombo. He reminds me of my grandpa.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 2, 2019 1:56 AM |
Columbo had a lot of "repeat murderers": Patrick McGoohan, Robert Culp and Jack Cassidy all were villains on three separate occasions.
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy were both guest murderers, as was Robert Conrad and Ross Martin. (The Conrad episode is must-see for all gay men, with an EXTENDED scene of a shirtless RC in his absolute prime)
The Janet Leigh episode is the most touching, and (I think) the only one where he lets the killer get away.
I love the pilot movie, with Gene Barry, because we see Columbo before he started all his gimmicky tics. The scene where we see him explode at Barry's mistress was something we would rarely see again.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 2, 2019 1:56 AM |
I love the scene in Wings of Desire (Der Himmel über Berlin) where he's walking down a street, passes a small group of young German men and they all turn to look at him. "Wasn't that Columbo?" "In Berlin?"
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 2, 2019 2:30 AM |
How did Peter lose his sight in one eye?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 2, 2019 2:55 AM |
The episode with Jackie Cooper as the politician is a favorite, as is the one with Roddy McDowall and the exploding cigars.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 2, 2019 3:12 AM |
Roddy McDowall’s laughter echoing over the closing music at the end of “Short Fuse” was an excellent touch, R52.
I also remember Columbo losing his temper with Leonard Nimoy in “A Stitch in Crime”, an ingenious episode involving dissolving stitches that also featured Anne Francis and Will Geer.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 2, 2019 3:45 AM |
I liked that it was always rich people getting justice served. Not like real life at all
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 2, 2019 3:59 AM |
R15 - Nobody move! I gotta go to the can again.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 2, 2019 4:48 AM |
OP, if you like Falk, I must recommend the wonderful 1979 comedy "The In-Laws", with Alan Arkin as an ordinary dentist, whose kid is going to marry the kid of slightly crazy CIA agent Peter Falk.
Excellent spy-adventure-buddy-comedy, starring two absolutely wonderful comic actors at the height of their form.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 2, 2019 6:15 AM |
Another vote for The In-Laws. We watch it every few years (don't want to memorize it), and it's utterly hilarious. Andrew Bergman wrote the screenplay.
Falk lost his eye in childhood. It was some kind of accident, if I recall correctly. Auto accident?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 2, 2019 10:51 AM |
R57-according to the ever reliable inter webs: Growing up in Ossining, New York, Falk lost his right eye to cancer at the age of three. He wore a glass eye in its place, which gave him his trademark squint.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 2, 2019 1:25 PM |
I found this very interesting — apparently, Falk staged a walkout during the filming of the denouement of “Dead Weight”, and the director had to resort to some creative editing!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 2, 2019 2:57 PM |
[quote]I love Colombo. He reminds me of my grandpa.
A city in Sri Lanka reminds you of your grandfather?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 2, 2019 4:19 PM |
r59 Whose dick is Suzanne demonstrating there?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 2, 2019 4:19 PM |
If he only had one working eye, then I assume he wasn't able to get a driver's license. Ironic, since he's so associated with that old Peugot.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 2, 2019 4:21 PM |
Falk used to attend the same nude figure drawing classes I went to at the Art Students League in New York, in the mid-80’s. We all sat in folding chairs, formed in a hollow square around the model. Falk stood at an easel on the edge of the group.
I saw him there on and off for several years. We conversed in passing a few times. His charcoal drawings looked like groups of slash marks. Curious, because the class, taught by a noted artist, was about learning to draw human anatomy, something in which Falk seemed to have little interest.
But then, the class was more about drawing, not socializing, and we rarely commented on each other’s work, not even among ourselves. Falk’s presence seemed like something akin to slumming, but he seemed absorbed and even happy when he was drawing. And that’s as it should be.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 2, 2019 4:48 PM |
Where is it? I can not find it.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 2, 2019 5:00 PM |
The ABC episodes aren’t very good. Sometimes they feel like an episode of Dynasty.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 2, 2019 5:47 PM |
R49, he also let’s Faye Dunnaway’s daughter get away.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 2, 2019 6:12 PM |
Top 10 most sympathetic Columbo killers - see link below.
Many of these have been mentioned above.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 2, 2019 6:39 PM |
I've seen that list, R71. I don't agree with all his picks, but totally agree with Janet Leigh as Grace Wheeler in Forgotten Lady. Janet Leigh was great in that episode. It's the only time Columbo let the killer go free.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 2, 2019 7:37 PM |
"You're paid to get around that leg!"
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 2, 2019 7:45 PM |
[quote]It's the only time Columbo let the killer go free.
Again. No.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 2, 2019 7:54 PM |
I've developed an unhealthy obsession with Kevin Falk.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 2, 2019 7:56 PM |
His wife Shera was a real piece of work and his kids accused her of elder abuse and hiding money.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 2, 2019 7:57 PM |
This thread is making me nostalgic for the "Let's Be a 1970s Detective Show" thread.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 3, 2019 1:18 AM |
Dammnit, OP. I started watching them on Amazon, and I'm charmed. I find myself pouring over the interiors.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 3, 2019 1:44 AM |
The NBC originals were terrific and still hold up beautifully. It was great to see Lt. Columbo return for the reboot, and the ABC movies were always a treat, but I don’t know if they hold up as well as the originals. And the awful Shera Danese kept turning up to draw attention the perils of nepotism. I remember enjoying the episodes with Faye Dunaway and Ian Buchanan, and Rip Torn and Tyne Daly provided some delightful scenery-chewing on their episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 3, 2019 2:49 AM |
Colombo is hot. I'd fuck him for a dollar.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 3, 2019 6:08 AM |
R77. It was only one of Falk's two kids who accused his wife of not taking proper care of him: Catherine. And she had sued Falk once before in 1992, leading to a strained relationship between then long before his mental and physical decline. The judge in the conservator case ruled against Catherine. Falk's other daughter Jackie apparently had a good relationship with both Falk and Shera.
I wish she hadn't been in so many episodes, but Shera was married to Falk for 33 years. Why shouldn't she get the bulk of his estate eventually? PS his daughters weren't left out in the cold either: both received six figure inheritances.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 3, 2019 2:57 PM |
[quote]Colombo is hot.
Well, yes -- depending on the time of year.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 3, 2019 3:24 PM |
Oh, look, we have a Columbo spelling troll who thinks they're clever by half for referring to Colombo whenever someone inadvertently makes the error. We got it the first few times, but no one thought it amusing then. Now it's just tiresome. There's always at least one.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 3, 2019 3:26 PM |
I watched the Ruth Gordon episode. I loved how loopy she was at times. In one scene she veritably skips after Columbo. I read that she was 80 when she filmed that. I was really surprised. She had amazing skin and looked closer to 70. Fun episode.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 3, 2019 5:03 PM |
Lots of drama between his daughter, Catherine, and various others. Casey Kasem's daughter had to get a restraining order against her.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 3, 2019 5:11 PM |
A great clip from Columbo if, that is, you like butts. Men's butts. One in particular.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 3, 2019 5:16 PM |
Every weekday at 9 CST on METV, right after The Rockford Files.
Love the Gordon ep and the Leigh ep. also a shoutout to the Martin Landau episode where he plays scheming twins. One is popular tv chef who cajoles Columbo into a live cooking demo. Good comedy there.
For the later ABC years, the one with Fisher Stevens as a killer film director is pretty good. The final episode, Columbo Likes the Nightlife, features a youngish Matthew Rhys. I think this was his first American gig.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 3, 2019 5:28 PM |
R87-the 70s can be excoriated on many fashion fronts, but they did know how to do men's pants back in the day.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 3, 2019 7:11 PM |
No one has mentioned the Trish Van Devere episode, which is quite good.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 3, 2019 8:06 PM |
r88 Columbo is only on Sunday nights on MeTV. Not sure where you're getting the "weeknight" thing.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 3, 2019 8:27 PM |
I love Columbo and I also love Mannix.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 3, 2019 8:40 PM |
R87, out of all the scenes in that particular episode, that's NOT the one most DLers would go for.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 3, 2019 8:42 PM |
R91, it’s on Cozi every weekday morning.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 3, 2019 8:42 PM |
Thank you r94, you’re correct. I meant Cozi.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 3, 2019 9:09 PM |
Holy crap, r86's link. Catherine sounds utterly, dangerously bonkers. I remember the suit she brought against Shera Danese, and it seemed likely that it was money-motivated.
Anyway. I love Peter Falk. To get a measure of his greatness as an actor: Elaine May's Mikey and Nicky. For his range, the aforementioned The In-Laws or Tune in Tomorrow. The latter is a so-so movie, but Falk's performance is insane.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 3, 2019 10:31 PM |
My guess is that his performance in Woman Under the Influence is probably the closest to who he was in real life.
He is absolutely heartbreaking as the loving husband of a woman whose mental condition is taking her away from him.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 4, 2019 12:11 AM |
Knew someone who knew his daughter when she was at college in upstate NY. He had a terrible relationship with the daughter. As I recall he was refusing to pay - however she was in a very expensive apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 4, 2019 12:25 AM |
No one mentions his bisexuality? Back in the 70s there were a couple of health clubs -- the Beverly Hills Health Club for men, and the BHHC for women on Santa Monica in WeHo. Last I heard it was The Sports Connection. Falk used to come down on Saturdays to play basketball on the roof. (This was during the era when John Travolta met Paul Barresi in the steam room there.) I never saw Falk take anyone home from the club but heard the rumors. He had a Mercedes and the story was he gave it to a valet at the club one day to park it (there was no valet parking) and it was stolen. He got it back because, later, I saw him get pulled over on the Freeway going out to Palm Springs. He was pulling a "Columbo" -- gesturing wildly and walking around the car. The cop was laughing. I figured he'd probably get off with a warning.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 4, 2019 1:03 AM |
He had a long-lasting relationship with Susanne Widl, who was sort of an it-girl in the Viennese art scene and now runs a well-known literary cafe there.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 4, 2019 3:03 AM |
Peter Falk played the sidekick to Jack Lemmon's villain in "The Great Race," which also featured the divine Miss Vivian Vance.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 4, 2019 4:21 AM |
He played a heavy in Murder, Inc which was fun to see.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 4, 2019 12:36 PM |
Let's not forget his sexually fluid Sam Diamond in "Murder By Death".
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 4, 2019 2:57 PM |
R101, Jack Lemmon and Peter Falk were the best part of that movie. They had great chemistry and I wish they'd done more movies together
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 4, 2019 3:08 PM |
He was interesting in A Woman Under the Influence.
That was a weird movie.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 4, 2019 3:18 PM |
I'm so excited that the complete Columbo box set is arriving by 9pm tonight from Amazon. $50!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 4, 2019 3:27 PM |
Woot, woot, R106! That was a reasonable price. This thread has inspired me to watch the show. I'm surprised at how much I'm enjoying it. I like the pacing. It doesn't feel like anything's wished. There are a lot of slow burns.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 4, 2019 3:44 PM |
One thing I love about this show is the sun-bleached SoCal atmosphere. Detective shows today all seem to have that dark, teal-&-orange processed look. It's like the only way the director can get any sense of tension and foreboding is with cheap visual tricks. And most shows today have a frenetic pace with constant "business" in every scene. Columbo lets scenes breathe. Plenty of scenes are just people talking. No running through halls, no breathless shouting at a rat-a-tat pace, no shaky camera, no pounding music. Just interesting actors doing their thing. It's wonderful.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 4, 2019 3:51 PM |
I meant like anything's rushed. Wished was autocorrect in R107. I need to hover a nanosecond before I hit post.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 4, 2019 3:53 PM |
Was the Robert Vaughn episode the only one where you don't know the killer's identity?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 4, 2019 11:41 PM |
R110. Robert Vaughn was in a couple of Columbo episodes but if you are referring to “Last Salute To The Commodore” , yes, that weather only episode where they didn’t reveal the killer in the beginning.
I can’t believe I know that.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 5, 2019 2:08 AM |
...that WAS the only episode.
Sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 5, 2019 2:09 AM |
My uncle Gene was the basis for Falk’s demeanor and general appearance. I love the show but couldn’t stand my uncle.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 5, 2019 2:38 AM |
R114-details, please. Was Uncle Gene a homicide detective? How exactly was he the inspiration?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 5, 2019 2:40 AM |
R114 Is it possible this is just something your uncle falsely bragged about? I've never seen Peter Falk say anything about basing his performance on another person.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 5, 2019 12:22 PM |
The smart guy who plays dumb to ensnare someone is a very old trope, R114.
As for the character's look, Falk said in interviews that he had bought the raincoat during a sudden rainstorm at some point before the show even started, and then continued to wear it throughout the show, making it part of his character.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 5, 2019 1:46 PM |
Here's a paragraph from TV Tropes, for what it's worth:
According to Word of God — a.k.a. prolific TV production partnership Levinson and Link — the film Les Diaboliques (1955) and its shabby inspector, Alfred Fichet, was the major initial inspiration for the character. Also Porfiry Petrovich, the similarly klutzy Russian inspector from Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment, and G. K. Chesterton's humble Father Brown. Lieutenant Columbo first failed to appear in the short story "May I Come In": the story ends with the detective knocking at the door. "May I Come In" was then adapted as an episode of the TV anthology series The Chevy Mystery Show entitled "Enough Rope" (with Bert Freed playing Columbo) which in turn became the play Prescription Murder, with the detective character evolving into a more significant supporting character each time. Eventually the play would be adapted into the Columbo pilot.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 5, 2019 2:07 PM |
Bing Crosby was originally tapped to play Columbo when the series was developed.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 5, 2019 4:19 PM |
Crosby was too busy abusing his sons to the point of suicide.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 5, 2019 6:34 PM |
R115...My uncle Gene was an editor at the LA times back during the Studio years. He was a hanger-on. He was rumpled, drove a beat-up old car, and asked inappropriate questions. The Hollywood crowd liked him for some reason. He was a decent writer. Several articles have been written about him. If I find one I will post it.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 5, 2019 9:03 PM |
R115...Here is one.
Not LA Times it was the Daily News.
Who Was The Real Columbo? JULY 1, 2011 · POSTED IN COMMENTARY By LIONEL ROLFE
The death of Peter Falk at 83, the actor whose most famous role was a rumpled, eccentric Los Angeles police detective named “Lt. Columbo,” brought to mind the real story of who Columbo was.
For many who hung out in newspaper circles back in the early’60s and’70s in Los Angeles, London and Paris, they knew a profoundly eccentric and brilliant rimrat named Gene Vier. Vier worked as a copy editor at the Los Angeles Times for years, the Los Angeles Daily News, as well as the New York Times Paris edition and the Guardian in Great Britain.
His father and grandfather had both taught philosophy at the Sorbonne, and it wouldn’t be hard to imagine him doing so too. He was as comfortable talking about Kierkegaard and Sartre as he was talking about tennis or movies with his friend John Cassavetes.
Vier was invariably rumpled. He was never natty, but still there was an element of this in him. Just like he knew movies and philosophy, he knew his wines. No matter how broke he was, he always had good wine with his meals.
He also had an odd habit of breaking away from a deep conversation about one thing or another, and the next time he met you, even if it was a year later, he’d resume the old conversation in mid-sentence.
One of his side professions was teaching tennis. He had co-authored the book “Tennis: Myth and Method” with former tennis champion Ellsworth Vines. His life crossed paths with people like Jerry Brown, Charles Bukowski and Tom Waits. He seemed to know everyone and was never a phony or self aggrandizing.
Gene Vier used to putt-putt up to the coffeehouses in Hollywood where he hung out in his battered old black Volkswagen. Soon, he was bringing along his fellow Times rim rats—copy editors–and great political and cultural conversations would ensue.
Make that VW a Peugeot, and of course you have “Lt. Columbo.” The story is that Falk, presumably at the suggestion of Vier’s friend John Cassavetes, took Vier out to eat at the old Tiny Naylors at the corner of Laurel Canyon and Ventura boulevards and they talked for several hours.
Falk got down Gene’s mannerisms precisely. The manner in which he spoke–the kind of machine gun proclamations, the seeming absent-mindedness–the cigar he always had in his mouth, all these things were pure Gene Vier.
Rip Rense, a former Los Angeles Times and Daily News writer, notes that “Lt. Colombo” shared a kind of trademark absent-mindedness with Vier, except that he’d call it “more busy minded” than “absent-minded.”
Rense offered his opinion that “I like Falk and I like Columbo, but Vier would have been better. He did irksome, irascible and ingratiating without acting.”
Falk himself was a little coy about where Lt. Columbo came from, variously confirming and denying it was based on Gene Vier, according to Rense. But to know Gene Vier was to know who the real Lt. Columbo was.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 5, 2019 9:09 PM |
Interesting. Thanks, R122.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 5, 2019 9:45 PM |
R69, R75, I meant the only time he let the killer go in the original series. I've never seen any of the Columbo TV movies. I prefer the original 1970s series. So, I wouldn't have known about the Faye Dunaway TV movie. In the original series, Janet Leigh's character was indeed the only killer he ever let go free.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 5, 2019 9:46 PM |
I’ve been on a “Columbo” kick thanks to this fun thread, revisiting some episodes from its original NBC run. Last night, checked out “A Matter of Honor” with Ricardo Montalban as a murderous matador. Also featured Pedro Armendariz Jr., a young A Martinez and old-timer Emilio Fernandez. Most puzzling, though, was that hottie Jorge Rivero appeared in a small role as Montalban’s chauffeur. Judging from his billing on the episode and the fact that he was a star in the Latin market, I thought he’d have more to do. But since he was wearing a skin-tight denim shirt unbuttoned to the navel, I wasn’t complaining!
Oh, yeah, Columbo caught the murderer, too!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 6, 2019 7:30 PM |
He didn’t look like that on “Columbo”, R126!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 6, 2019 9:58 PM |
I’m developing an unhealthy obsession with Mr. Jorge Rivero!
Watched the excellent “Suitable For Framing” last night, with Ross Martin, Don Ameche and Kim Hunter. Besides being a fine mystery, it struck me that the titles of the NBC episodes were clever and witty in a way that many of the ABC episodes were not.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 7, 2019 12:05 PM |
I took a seminar on Heidegger with him at NYU back in the 90s.
Oh wait, that was Jacques Derrida.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 7, 2019 12:42 PM |
James Franco weighing in at R130.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 7, 2019 12:53 PM |
Watched Try and Catch Me last night (the Ruth Gordon episode). Ol' Ruthie actually asks Columbo if he could be persuaded to let her go, what with her being an old lady with a good reason for the murder and all. Columbo says one thing he respects her for is her professionalism...and he is no less a professional. He escorts her away.
Ruth does a great job here, especially in her scene giving a speech at a ladies' club. You can tell she really could have done well as a public speaker if she'd gone that way rather than acting! And she's chilling, being impish and adorable with her intended victim until the very last second when she drops the mask. This is also one of the episodes where the murderer gets their own theme music (another one that leaps to mind is the Trish Van Devere episode) and it's highly effective.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 7, 2019 1:00 PM |
R132-my favorite part of that absolute is when Gordon skips - skips at 80! - after Columbo. It was such a daffy affectation and totally worked.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 7, 2019 1:21 PM |
Ruth Gordon's impish hands are so expressive. I love her.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 7, 2019 3:12 PM |
It was also nice to see Mariette Hartley on that Ruth Gordon episode of “Columbo”!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 7, 2019 3:14 PM |
I'm enjoying the Jack Cassidy episodes. I was struck by how much David took after him. I don't mean by looks so much (shocker! son shares dad's DNA and looks like him!). It's more the rapid way both blinked their eyes or ducked their chins back when smiling and revealing their dimples. They had very similar facial ticks.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 7, 2019 4:06 PM |
[quote]And Leslie Neilson playing a non comedy role, but holding his own with Peter Falk
You probably know this, but throughout Leslie’s career prior to [italic]Airplane![/italic] he always played serious roles. That’s one of the reasons the Zucker brothers wanted him for the movie. All of Leslie’s lines were deadpanned and the idea was it would be funnier coming from someone like him who was always a “heavy.” It wasn’t until later in his career he went to comedy.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 7, 2019 4:49 PM |
[quote]with Ida Lupino as the pious wife who gets pushed out of the plane.
She doesn’t get pushed out, she goes down with it.
R49, don’t forget the great Dabney Coleman.
[quote]If he only had one working eye, then I assume he wasn't able to get a driver's license.
Huh?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 7, 2019 4:51 PM |
I laughed out loud at a lot of the back and forth dialogue in "Try and Catch Me."
Columbo offers Abigail a ride in his old car, but she suggests they ride in her Rolls Royce convertible - and Columbo asks if he can drive.
He reminiscences about the first new car his father ever got and Ruth replies that her father never had a car until she bought him one after she had sold her first book.
She then looks over at Columbo and asks "Are we going to compare poverty stories, Lieutenant?"
Columbo replies "Not in a Rolls Royce, Ma'am."
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 7, 2019 4:52 PM |
Can someone give the plot of the Trish Van Devere episode? I’ve seen it mentioned twice here but can’t recall it.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 7, 2019 4:52 PM |
[quote] [R59] Whose dick is Suzanne demonstrating there?
Jessica Tandy's.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 7, 2019 4:56 PM |
“Make Me a Perfect Murder” started Trish Van Devere as a TV exec who kills her boss after she is passed over for a coveted promotion. Also features Patrick O’Neal and Lainie Kazan as a messy singer.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 7, 2019 5:25 PM |
R140 Trish is a TV network executive whose lover/boss (Laurence Luckinbill) is promoted and transferred to NYC. She thought she would go with him on his rise to the top, but instead he makes it clear he's dumping her and not only that, she won't even get the job he's vacating. So she decides to do him in while setting up an alibi for herself that involves precise timing with film reel changes.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 7, 2019 5:27 PM |
Thanks, r142 and r143.
I’ve seen every Columbo multiple times and have the box set, but damned if I remember that one.
Thanks again.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 7, 2019 5:50 PM |
Loved "Colombo." In "Try and Catch Me" Ruth Gordon plays a wealthy dowager who believes her niece's widower murdered her niece. Charles Frank, a staple of 70s' era TV movies and shows plays the niece's husband. While packing for a trip, Gordon asks Frank to retrieve some jewelry from the Walk-In safe in her home. Once inside, she seals the door shut, so he'll slowly suffocate. He was so handsome to my 14 year old self, I wanted her to fry!!!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 7, 2019 6:14 PM |
Anne asks Edie to fetch the ombre chiffon.....
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 7, 2019 6:42 PM |
Season Two’s “The Greenhouse Jungle” features bellowing, overacting Ray Milland (and his toupee!) A nice bonus is that it also features hottie William Smith!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 7, 2019 6:45 PM |
R137 I did know that!
I saw him in a movie called Sixth And Main about homeless men on Skidrow and he was great in that. Only ever saw it once on A&E back in the early 1990s.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 7, 2019 6:47 PM |
[quote]Loved "Colombo."
Oh, I give up.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 8, 2019 3:47 AM |
r144=Lucie Arnaz
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 8, 2019 3:47 AM |
My favorite Columbo is "By Dawn's Early Light," with Patrick McGoohan as the martinet commandant of a military academy who kills the son of the school's founder, because the latter was planning to turn it into a co-ed college. (One of the clues: Columbo finds an architectural drawing for a new gym that the victim was planning, and notices that the bathroom doesn't have urinals!) It was filmed at The Citadel and is uniquely atmospheric -- they made great visual use of the campus geometry: a big empty square with a single figure running across it, or a little squad marching across a huge field. There's a one-on-one scene with Falk and McGoohan that I think is among the best-written and -acted in the whole series. To my mind the McGoohan character clearly reads as a deeply closeted gay man, and his obsession with a particular cadet suggests Claggart in Billy Budd.
It's also interesting for a glimpse of attitudes towards the military, circa the end of the Vietnam war. The school is underpopulated because, as the victim says, no one wants to "play soldier."
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 8, 2019 4:06 PM |
Yes, R151! Columbo asks him whether he ever married and there's an almost imperceptible pause before McGoohan says "no." Just enough to make you realize it's a really loaded question for him! McGoohan totally deserved the Emmy he won for this performance.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 8, 2019 4:32 PM |
That episode also featured a very young (and hot!) Bruno Kirby.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 8, 2019 7:20 PM |
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, R149!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 8, 2019 7:27 PM |
I hope someone can help me on this thread. I'm pretty sure the following is a description of an episode of "Columbo" (I learned my lesson, R149): He investigates the disappearance/murder of a naval officer. The naval officer is murdered by a yachtsman (or another officer) who wraps the body in plastic and first hides it in a secret cabinet behind the bar in his living room. I remember as a little gayling that the murder victim was quite handsome, and it could perhaps explain my weakness for men in uniform. Pretty sure it was "Columbo," and not "Mannix," "Cannon," or "Banacek."
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 8, 2019 7:36 PM |
Perhaps The Snoop Sisters, r155?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 8, 2019 7:42 PM |
I think this is it R155.
"Dead Weight" with Eddie Albert, Suzanne Pleshette, John Kerr, Kate Reid.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 8, 2019 8:32 PM |
That's it, R157. Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 8, 2019 8:41 PM |
I did love all the Jack Cassidy episodes. Peter Falk said Cassidy played some of his favorite murderers on the show.
Another episode I really like that I don't hear a lot of fans talk about is Blueprint for Murder. Patrick O'Neal plays an architect whose expensive pet project is going to be shut down by Forrest Tucker, who plays a wealthy Texan whose clueless wife is the backer of the project. O'Neal kills Tucker rather than have his project shut down. But there is no body. Columbo suspects foul play and adds up the clues. Columbo fakes that he thinks the body is in the concrete base of the nascent structure being built, seemingly pushed on by fake clues from the murderer, and tears up the foundation only to find nothing. But Columbo very cleverly tricks the murderer into thinking he's home free, so O'Neal brings the body, which was in another location, back to the dug up foundation at night to bury once and for all when the new foundation is poured. But then the lights come on and there is O'Neal with Tucker's body in a bag, caught red-handed! Without the body, there was no way to prove the case, but Columbo is always one step ahead of the murderer, and here he gets him to reveal his crime by tricking the trickster. Clever pot.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 12, 2019 2:00 PM |
Good call, R159! And Columbo had great chemistry with Janis Paige, who played Forrest Tucker’s first wife on “Blueprint for Murder”.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 12, 2019 7:56 PM |
My all time favorite is the one with his good friend, the gorgeous John Cassavetes, as a symphony conductor. Lots of scenes at the Hollywood Bowl. Also features Blythe Danner as his wife. I believe it's called "Etude in Black."
Cassavetes was SO HOT!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 12, 2019 10:48 PM |
Agreed, R161, “Etude in Black” is a good one, and with an excellent cast: Besides Cassavetes and Danner, it also feature Anjanette Comer, Myrna Loy (!) and James Olson.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 12, 2019 11:38 PM |
Blythe Danner was pregnant with Gwennie at the time and was hiding her stomach behind bags and under coats.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 13, 2019 1:37 AM |
Question for all you who are watching these Columbo episodes for the first time...
Do you ever spot the giveaway that you know will catch the killer.?
For "Etude in Black" with John Cassavetes, I knew what thing was going to lead to the "gotcha" even as the killer was setting out to do the deed.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 13, 2019 6:40 PM |
I love early seasons of Columbo. The footage of California then is beautiful. The acting is crazy good.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 13, 2019 6:41 PM |
I recently did this with the TV Show Medical Center. Even though it's fiction, it's like going back in time seeing the clothes, the furniture, and the hairstyles and fashions. It's also fun to see guest stars before they hit it big. I'll try Columbo now.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 13, 2019 6:46 PM |
R164-At the moment I'm too distracted by the social history of the show. I'm fascinated with the interiors, the clothes and the way men and women interacted. There was an episode where Columbo confessed he just couldn't work for a woman. Sometimes I forget how far women have come. The 70s must have sucked if you wanted a professional career.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 13, 2019 6:49 PM |
R164, I remember on a couple of episodes where I thought, “Uh-oh, that’s what Columbo is gonna zero in on!”
One was in “Lady in Waiting” where Susan Clark shot her brother before the burglar alarm went off. They’d already set up her fiancee Leslie Nielsen heading to her house, and I knew when she shot her brother and THEN set off the burglar alarm that it would raise all kinds of red flags for our diligent lieutenant.
And then in “Lovely But Lethal”, when furious Vera Miles swung that microscope at Martin Sheen and killed him, I had a feeling that something on the microscope would lead to her capture.
And it is great to see how lovely California was in the early 70s.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 13, 2019 8:06 PM |
I've been watching the original (1950s) version of "Dragnet" on PlutoTV (black and white, of course.) The scenes of early '50s LA are fascinating.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | October 13, 2019 8:45 PM |
Just watched “Publish or Perish” from Season Three. Good, intriguing mystery with some interesting twists, and a good cast: Jack Cassidy having a ball as the killer, Mariette Hartley, John Chandler and Mickey Spillane.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 14, 2019 2:55 AM |
Even the bit players are good Even he switches to ABC the guest stars are only a slight step up from Fantasy Island Love Boat.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 14, 2019 6:18 AM |
The Robert Conrad episode, "Exercise in Fatality" was like softcore gay porn to us little gaylings back in the day watching the late night syndication. It's available to stream on Amazon Prime. The dude reeks of raw masculine energy. Two thumbs up 👍🏻👍🏻😈
by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 2, 2019 8:28 PM |
Raw masculine energy? He seemed totally camp to me.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | November 2, 2019 8:55 PM |
^^^Conrad is the epitome of manly manliness. You must be a lesbian..
by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 2, 2019 9:24 PM |
He's too vain to be manly
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 2, 2019 9:32 PM |
When I watched the episode with William Shatner. I was astonished that Shera Danese was running around in a gossamer pink garment that essentially looked like she was stark fucking naked. No wonder Falk married her!
by Anonymous | reply 176 | November 2, 2019 10:03 PM |
Boy, she had some big bazooms!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | November 2, 2019 11:03 PM |
"He's too vain to be manly"
He's too short to be manly.
No way is he 5'8", as listed in his bio.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | November 3, 2019 12:51 AM |
I want to hate Robert Conrad, but he is just too sexy. For men of a certain age, he is the reason we discovered we liked guys. And he actually got better as he aged. What was that show he was in in the Fifties? He looked better 20 years later on Columbo!
by Anonymous | reply 179 | November 3, 2019 1:33 AM |
Conrad is just under 5'8" -- I met him once but he had on heels and padding that came to three inches as he basically was as tall as I am, and I'm 5'11".
He was also the handsomest man I have ever met. By far. But yeah, he wasn't someone you wanted to talk to for more than a few minutes. Behind that face was a very warped brain.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | November 3, 2019 1:42 AM |
I just turned my husband onto “Columbo” — he’d never seen it! He’s enjoying it! Some of those episodes are a lot of fun.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | November 3, 2019 4:03 AM |
R180. What was warped about Robert Conrad? Details please.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | November 3, 2019 4:25 AM |
Robert Conrad was a bizarre man. A closeted voracious bottom who paid for rentboys and used coke, but was a religious wacko who raged at anyone talking about his homosexuality. Also for some bizarre reason he shaved 10 years off his age even when it became far too obvious that he was lying.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | November 3, 2019 1:16 PM |
A number of Columbos are on you tube. Just watched the one with John Cassavettes. Handsome man, beautifully dressed, amidst gorgeous settings. And always great cars. Plus Myrna Loy, Blythe Danner and James Olson. What's not to love? Next up: the one with Donald Pleasance, Julie Harris and Gary Conway.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 15, 2020 2:14 PM |
There's one on you tube with Ross Martin as a snooty art critic who killed his uncle for his art collection, only to discover the ex-wife got it all. With Mary Wickes as a nosy landlady and Vic Tayback as a hack painter. Good Stuff!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | May 11, 2020 11:16 PM |
“Suitable for Framing” is indeed a good one, R186 — also with Kim Hunter as a sweet aunt Martin tries to frame, and Don Ameche as (if memory serves) a fellow police officer.
I also like how a lot of the NBC episodes had clever titles that correspond in multiple ways with what happens in the show — the aforementioned “Suitable for Framing”, “Lady in Waiting”, “An Exercise in Fatality”.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | May 12, 2020 12:10 PM |
On Sunday night I re-watched my favorite movie, Blueprint For Murder. I don't know why I love that one so much but I taped it off A&E when they were showing the movies in the morning along with the other old NBC mysteries. Then I bought a VHS copy then finally the DVD box set.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | May 12, 2020 12:58 PM |
Handsome villains of a certain age -- all beautifully dressed --, lush, period settings, expensive vintage cars, name actors from the golden age of stage and screen, and then incriminating evidence that might not hold up in court but always elicits a confession. What's not to love?
Am I correct in remembering that Columbo once admitted there was no Mrs. Columbo?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | May 12, 2020 3:23 PM |
Now you bitches have got me hooked on this! I’ve been watching it on Tubi for hours.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 19, 2021 7:13 AM |
It's also on the free version of Peacock.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 19, 2021 7:32 AM |
He looked really good in the first couple of seasons when he kept his hair short instead of shaggy.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 19, 2021 7:35 AM |
I was never sure which way Peter Falk was looking.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | April 19, 2021 7:35 AM |
I loved Peter Falk in Wings of Desire, my favourite movie. I read an article where he said it was the widest thing he had ever been offered, but he very much wanted to do it. He took long walks in Berlin, and once he was gone so long, the director was panicked and sent a search party out to find him.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | April 19, 2021 9:02 AM |
Falk said he liked his unsuccessful television series "The Trials of O'Brien" better than "Columbo." It ran for one season in the mid-60s. He played a trial lawyer. Joanna Barnes played his ex-wife, and Elaine Stritch played his secretary. He drove around in a humongous convertible.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 21, 2021 4:16 AM |
The one thing that got repetitive and tiresome was when Columbo would always say shit like “Oh, that reminds me...” or “Oh, I just remembered something...” or “Oh, there is one thing...”. Oh, Oh, Oh!!! Jesus! Get original and come up with some new ways to be clever and sly!
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 28, 2021 4:28 AM |
I would have loved for Columbo to lay in between my legs and fuck me.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | August 26, 2021 3:42 AM |
What the falk are you on about, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 26, 2021 3:57 AM |
You mean falk you, r198
by Anonymous | reply 200 | August 26, 2021 3:58 AM |
R200 LOL 😂
by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 26, 2021 5:05 AM |