Joni Ernst is a cunt

What did she do to hurt you so much?

The sight of her gross face hurts my eyes, R1.

Also it looks like a rabbit died on her head

Closet caneface? It’s pretty much out in the open. Cane. Face. P

My best friend's hair looks exactly like Joni's, and my friend is the kindest, most incredible person I have ever met. An old California liberal in the best sense, and the complete opposite of Ernst.

Can't wait to tease her about this.🙊

She’s loosened up her look since she got a D-I-V-O-R-C-E earlier this year. She and her ex accused each other of infidelity!

Where does she get her wigs, TV Guide?

The hairstyle does her no favors.

[quote]She and her ex accused each other of infidelity!

The other man

Favors? Her hair doesn’t say “I’m in charge”. It doesn’t say “I want to speak to someone in charge”.

It says “Boilermaker. Make it a double.”

Do you think Joni and Susan Collins bump pussies in private?

Her hair looks like a really bad wig.

She'd like to speak to the manager's manager.

Her hair looks like an unkempt muff!

She is an ugly cunt.

That’s not a wig?

That is definitely a WIG !

Yes it is a wig. That was part of the nasty stuff her ex revealed.

Let's hope she is voted out in 2020 and goes back to work on the Hardee's biscuit line.

She read the transcript of the Trump/Ukraine call and saw nothing there. Exactly what Iowa voters see when they consider Ernst.

I think just the front piece is fake.

Joni is odious but thinks she's really cool.

Is she bald?

She should have a mullet

She's a stupid bitch cunt. She hasn't read the whistleblower report because she's reading about ethanol.

May I suggest Mister Ray's WigWorld?

Apparently her husband beat the crap outta her so not even he can stand her.

Joni Cunst

Perhaps Joni should try a Wynonna wig...

She's too lazy to read the whistleblower report. Reading is hard!

Does Joni's pussy stink?

R31 Joni Ernst's Pussy is the name of my new punk band!

Are we sure Joni has a pussy?

Congress is too civilized these days. We need to have Maxine Waters and Joni get into a wig-snatching free-for-all.

She thinks she's hot shit, but she's doesn't even rise to the level of cold diarrhea.

Now we know what happened to Rod Blagojevich’s wig.

She's a real cuntface, you know that?

Obvious wigs.

Bad wigs.

[quote]She's a real cuntface, you know that?

How can she be so shitty to people? How can she STAND herself?

What's that on your head? A WIG!

She looks like a real bitch.

R34, that would be a riot!

I think Auntie Maxine could easily take this stupid Iowa bitch

We don’t know who this little person is, but we approve of her hair!

cunt

Somebody should forward this thread to Joni!

Does she still wear bread bags on her feet in winter? I bet she defecates outdoors and covers it with leaves.

R47 she digs a shallow cat hole and squats and then she covers her litter with dirt.

A real Trumpster.

She has big dickface. I bet Joni's packin' a 9 incher

Who told her this was a good haircut?

R51 I did!

R51 She saw someone with it at the mall and decided it would look good on her.

This dumb bitch got elected on the premise that she was going to Washington in order to “castrate” some people and “make ‘me squeal”.

So who exactly has the stupid cunt “neutered” so far???

I’m guessing nobody.

[quote]she digs a shallow cat hole and squats and then she covers her litter with dirt.

She's much too full of shit for a shallow hole.

I wore bread bags to school, y’all!!

She’s a Sear’s mannequin, in the men’s clothing department, circa 1975.

Presenting Joni Ernst.

[quote]She should have a mullet

I’ve already done that.

Party in the back, y’all.

Stop it. Joni's wig-like hairdo looks absolutely fabulous - for 1967

One upon a time she was a ginger cunt. This is the only photo I can find of her with real hair. Admittedly, I didn't look that hard.

I look at r61, I recall her pig-castration enthusiasm, and the hair bristles on my back stand straight up.

Any update on her nasty divorce and her proclivity for nude sunbathing and adultery?

She must have to pay people to eat that puss, R63!

Am I the only who suspects that Joni might be a hermaphrodite? I imagine she has both male and female privates

Cuntface bump

Her pussy most definitely stinks!

She is one ugly cunt!

I think of her more as a Barbie/Ken doll, genitalia-free.

R69 is correct. I tried grabbing Joni down there and it was all smooth flesh and pelvic bone. No male or female parts.

It's a mystery how she pisses without male or female anatomy. Personally I believe she pisses through her mouth.

Joni has been getting an earful and a half from her constituents this week re impeachment Trumpito won IA by six points and is currently down by 13.

Biggest recipient of NRA cash I'm the Senate. I for one will be glad to see hrr go.

She had a hell of a time at her last town hall.

[quote] nude sunbathing

Yuck! I did not need that image in my head.

This bitch is so hideous. She should get some Korean plastic surgery to go with her plastic bag shoes.

She is a true daddy worshipping survivor Frau.

I think she's tremendous!

Miz Lindzey showed Joni a new sex toy; but it's also a hog castration device.

[quote] I hate her and her stupid haircut.

That's a WIG, baby!

R77 How dare you, Joni simply doesn’t do jackets the way I do!

I think that's called actually a lousy wig.

She looks like a robot.

She’s absolutely fake and hideous.

She as ugly as a mud fence.

She’s like a hideous version of Sarah Palin.

Looks like a possum died on her head.

....... while we're on eva gabor's wig link...

Tillis, Gardner, Ernst and Sen. Martha McSally (R-Ariz.) all have approval ratings beneath 40%. Ernst is toast! (Not our Ernst).

Who wore it best?

Does Joni have a wild marsupial bush "down there" too?

I’m guessing it’s more wispy and fluffy, and available right now for $92.55.

I bet it looks like roadkill down there and smells just as nice!

R61: It looks like she was wearing a wig even back then.

Whew. Thank goodness. R87.

As my cunty mother would have said...

Oh. Well, she looks [italic]sturdy.[/italic]

This bitch has more wigs than Moira Rose.

She looks like her breath stinks.

These rethugs are in for a wipeout, statistically speaking.

I bet she wipes back to front.

I heard she scissors with Miss Lindsey Graham.

Are we sure they're not transitioning?

Joni Ernst isn't a cunt. She is THE cunt. She is the GRAND POOBAH of cunts. The cunt is dead, long live the cunt.

We haven't even selected 2019's Cuntress of the Year and here is Ernst gunning for 2020! I hope she gets b*tch-slapped by a fat frau with bad skin.

And I am contributing to her Democratic opponent.

She is in desperation mode at this point, sad.

It’s too early to tell, but she isn’t starting from a strong position.

She is desperate for a pussy grab.

She one nasty beeooch.

I don't think she has a pussy.

Ewww, not a nice woman.

She does not wear wigs. She has very thick hair and the miserable sense of style you would expect in a hard-assed Republican woman.

And just imagine what a bush she must be packin'.

I'd like to bitch SLAP that wig right off her.

Total waste of oxygen, this tramp.

Her wigs are hideous.

It's Friday. She's still a cunt.

I bet she has a hairy puss

It’s Presidents Day, and she’s still a cunt.

Her favorability ratings have dropped 10% since 2019. Haha, cunt!

I heard Joni's wearing a massive bread bag over her entire body to protect against coronavirus, and she's urging Iowans to do the same.

Still a cunt. Just sayin'.

Yes. She is quite cunty.

Isn’t she up for re-election this year? Who is her challenger?

I'll bet there's coronavirus in that 'do.

R122 Fingers crossed.

Does Joni's carpet match her drapes?

Is her ex hubby Gail on DL? We need to know.

What's a "closet caneface"?

I tried Googling it.

Google say "no comprende"

Cane face = full-on lesbian. Usually semi-ambulatory and needs a cane or motorized device for mobility.

R126

Wow!.....and thanks.

Embarrassment to Iowa, along with our governor who refuses a stay-at-home order because she’s to red in her principles.

She looks haggard for her age.

Pay no attention to her wig. Pay attention to the bread bags on her feet.

Just checking, but I think she's still a cunt.

My god, I can't stand her politics but she is not an ugly woman.

R132, sure when she wears a hat! WTF does she do to her hair?????

She needs to put a breadbag over her head.

She's a grotesquerie!

Joni Cunt is an Erna

R136, lol.