Moo! Here’s your Monday Morning Moo! Have a Great Week, Steers and Queers!
Good morning, Sirs and Madams! Start your week of right with a hearty “Moo”. You’ll be surprised how good it feels! It makes all the difference in the world!
You’ll be sorry if you don’t. I don’t want to hear your sad sack complaints all week if you don’t at least try a “moo” first.
Oh, and happy Autumn to you! Cows look best in Fall colours, in my opinion. Our annual Fall Concert is down at the gate this evening at 4 pm.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 59 | October 7, 2019 11:17 PM
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What a crowd at the concert! I could have stayed ‘til the cows came home. My favorite part was when the played “When the Cows Come Marching In”! Always a crowd pleaser.
Highlights at the link.
I didn’t tip them, should I have tipped them?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | September 23, 2019 10:48 PM
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I’m writing a book. Oh, moo, excuse me. Anyway, it’s called “Locked in the Barn” by Girdie.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 28, 2019 8:41 PM
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Moo, you heifers! Get up and “moo” and stretch! Good morning and good week!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 30, 2019 1:22 PM
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They just stood there, it's not like they tapped their feet or anything.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 1, 2019 10:09 PM
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They were overcome with emotion because nobody ever come to their concerts.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 1, 2019 10:18 PM
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Usually their concerts consist of cowbells only.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 1, 2019 10:39 PM
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R8, does anyone ever ask for more cowbell?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 2, 2019 12:32 AM
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R9, Why does that sound familiar?
I should have said occasionally we get a ukulele accompaniment. And Rolf thinks he has a singing voice, but it appeals to refined ears only, IMHO.
Moo.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 2, 2019 1:56 AM
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[quote] Cows look best in Fall colours,
Yes. With sweet potatoes, broccoli and a hearty red as accompaniment while look out the window as orange and red leaves tumble to the ground. Yummy!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 2, 2019 2:40 AM
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You again! Rolf wants a word with you.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 2, 2019 2:41 AM
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Careful! Rolf is a known nazi with a whistle. Sorry, boy. Patpatpat.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 2, 2019 2:50 AM
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Rolf was Wehrmacht, regular army. And he’s an Austrian Shepherd, not a German Shepherd, just so you know.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 2, 2019 2:53 AM
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[quote] I should have said occasionally we get a ukulele accompaniment.
From a moose wearing sash? Or a sash-warring moose?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 2, 2019 2:58 AM
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No, it’s Carl who has the ukulele. Everybody knows that.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 2, 2019 3:01 AM
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What do you think? I wanted to try life as a brunette.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 17 | October 2, 2019 3:02 AM
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That’s very nice, Phyllis. Did Roy do that?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 2, 2019 3:04 AM
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He did. Here’s the full ‘do, but you’ll have to click. Photographed by Avedon, by the way.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | October 2, 2019 3:09 AM
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I liked you best as a blonde, Phyllis. Now you look just like Auntie Taco.
This was your best! Moo!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | October 2, 2019 3:15 AM
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You’re going to have to change all your jewelry, Phyllis. You’ll want to wear more silver and less gold, as a brunette.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 2, 2019 3:20 AM
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Good advice, r22. Here’s the “before” picture, snapped by LaFitte just before the shampoo.
Tank is right, of course. I just needed a change.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | October 2, 2019 3:32 AM
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[quote] Photographed by Avedon, by the way.
You’re old, Phyllis.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 2, 2019 5:23 AM
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Phyllis is a survivor. Leave her alone!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 2, 2019 6:21 PM
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I want to know about this new spelling of Girdie. What’s that all about?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 2, 2019 6:36 PM
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You are a very astute reader, Jane. I, too, have wondered about that. But I’m just a cow, and can’t be bothered with such hubbub, normally.
Here we go. Back to normal, and all is well with the world. Right as rain.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 2, 2019 6:44 PM
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Phyllis, your neck just begs for jewelry.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 2, 2019 6:45 PM
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Did that sad sack who posts on the Sunday suicide job thread off himself? I haven’t seen his posts in weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 2, 2019 6:47 PM
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[quote] Phyllis, your neck just begs for jewelry.
The turkey-like neck. The non-existent bosom.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 2, 2019 6:55 PM
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Phyllis does need neck jewelry, it’s true, but first she needs a good sanding.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 2, 2019 6:56 PM
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I hear Carl bewitched him off the ledge with some ukelele music, Constance. That pig is a treasure.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 2, 2019 7:03 PM
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Aww no don't get all weepy, Melrose , you know how that congests your sinuses.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 2, 2019 7:05 PM
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Mustard! Copious amounts of mustard snorts will cure Melrose. Get the powdered mustard, Melrose. You'll be the hit of the disco.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 2, 2019 10:16 PM
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Mmmmm. Dijon mustard with beef sounds good.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 2, 2019 10:22 PM
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No. NO! I mean, maybe,ok? But, NO!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 2, 2019 10:28 PM
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Hans likes us with horseradish.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 2, 2019 10:41 PM
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Well, I’m just not sure of that name, Memphis Mac. Someone ripped out the first “M” page from the Big Book of Cow Names (unabridged), so I am skeptical if it’s a pre-approved name or not. It doesn’t sound right.
You know you need to have a pre-approved name, right? I think you know. We have standards around here, bub.
Melrose, what do you think? (Also on the missing page.)
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 2, 2019 11:25 PM
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I “M” doesn’t work how about “G”?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 2, 2019 11:29 PM
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"G" just let's in all kinds of trouble.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 2, 2019 11:42 PM
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Gertie! Moo, dear.
I'm voting Yes to Memphis Mac. Have you seen his longhorns??
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 2, 2019 11:53 PM
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Hmm.
Well, welcome Memphis Mac, and Moo to you!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 2, 2019 11:58 PM
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Ugly Bob?? Oh my. He only pops up as a doomsday oracle.
Who has twine? Butress your nests! Secure your eggs! Hide the clover and lock up the barn, Memphis Mac is back.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 3, 2019 12:27 AM
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Moo! Good morning and good day! Shake off your blues and get to work!
This morning, free facials are being given by this random human person down at the north gate. You’ll need to show ID, so, sorry, Ferdinand.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 46 | October 7, 2019 2:32 PM
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Did UglyBob settle in? I see his name was preapproved by Muriel, who has low standards, I will add. She’s a work-around of the standard process. Did he get a buddy to show him around? Any volunteers? It can’t be Rolf, he’s busy with the sheep we bought.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 7, 2019 2:45 PM
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Sheep? Sheep? When did we get sheep? Show yourselves!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 7, 2019 3:43 PM
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I noticed a peacock wandering lakeside, too, Di’Jon.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 7, 2019 3:46 PM
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That human person is sanding down Phyllis right this very minute. Fascinating. All those neck flakes, I thought it was snowing.
MOO
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 7, 2019 3:49 PM
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We got two sheep a few weeks ago, but it coincided with the collapse of the Republic, so cows, etc. didn’t notice. Priorities, bovines! Jesh.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 7, 2019 5:52 PM
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I just packed up the lower 40. OMG, It was easier when I was a calf! I’m tidy because I don’t want to have to go out there in the middle of a Cat 5 hurricane. Those extra-wide lounge chairs were hard to come by, for some reason and I don’t know how we’d replace them.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 7, 2019 5:56 PM
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This thread has now been closed to non subscribers by Mooriel. She must be lactose intolerant.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 7, 2019 6:06 PM
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So many Gerties.
Gertie, Girtie, Gerissimo, Gervasandra...
I fear our old girl has bumped her head one too many times. Just last night I woke up to her staring at me not six inches from my face.
Penelope, what are you doing about this? You too, Cupcake.
And welcome, sheep, whoever you are.
And moo, many moos, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 7, 2019 10:43 PM
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It’s [bold] Gertie, [/bold] bub. Mistakes were made, plus there were some IMPOSTERS! And I have a lot of responsibilities around here, you know.
For example, we’ve moved over to a new thread, because these apparently aren’t smelling so “fresh”, after a while, I’m told.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | October 7, 2019 11:00 PM
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Please move your mooing over to the linked thread. Thank you.
Urgent mooing excepted, of course.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 57 | October 7, 2019 11:02 PM
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Moo. I don’t do well with chaos and instability, Penelope. I hope you’ll have a word with Mooriel. I’m expressing cottage cheese and it’s because I’m stressed.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 7, 2019 11:12 PM
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Margaret! Come follow me to the new thread, I’ll regale you with all the good gossip along the way. Ready?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 7, 2019 11:17 PM
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