First Lady Melania stuns in a $6,000 ruffled gown that covers her pussy and her nipples

Girl can dress. ...

God, those huge fake tits on all the Trump women, do they get a group discount.

She’s been stress eating.

Stun isn't necessarily positive. She looks like an ironed Watergate salad.

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Ugh. The shoes are the same color as the dress.

Why is she so fat now?

But her asshole is still on full display!

Bless her heart.

She appears particularly buxom in the dress. Is it just me, or do her girls seem to be getting bigger?

Reminds me of prom in 1982

Botox is going to explode on her Russian ass

Is that a First Lady maternity gown?

We HEART Melania!

She looks good. Obviously, Miss Lindsay has been a glamorous influence.

She looks frau like and hefty. And I say this as a woman.

$6,000 Bridesmaid dress. She couldn't stun in that dress with a taser.

Is that sailor rocking a moose knuckle?

The whore grifter in a dress.

She's a birther, she'll always look like a sack of cold shit.

She can choke.

Melania is dressed like a heroine on the cover of a dime store romance novel, they both look so glum.

Now those titties are truly haughty and milk proud.

One thing about Melania that makes her seem really whorish is that every time she has to go to some formal occasion with VIP guests, she covers herself like she’s a Muslim. Very covered up, high neck, long sleeves, overcoats when it’s 90 degrees outside.

Most women wearing an evening gown at a formal event are trying for a fun look, some glamour. Not mother of the bride at a wedding. Even Mamie Eisenhower wore some sleeveless, low backed, glamorous gowns for the time, even though she didn’t have the figure for it any more. Because she was a demure wife, and wanted to have some fun with it.

Melania acts like a low class whore, straight out of a whorehouse, was sent to some fancy event, and decided dressing as the opposite of a whore would show how classy she was. So she dressed like a Mormon in the 1970s.

Classy if you have no idea what is actually classy, and you think dressing totally out of character is classy. It’s like she’s dressing to assuage some feeling of self-awareness that she’s inadequate, or not as classy as the other wives she meets.

When Mamie Eisenhower dresses sexier than you, there’s some type of unconscious guilt or self-shame going on.

What’s she hiding? Track marks?

I knew I’d seen that dress before. It’s a toilet paper doll dress.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Six grand for that??? The only thing “stunning” about it is the price. It looks like a prom frock from 1996.

She really needs to wear a bra.

Both Melania and Ivanka (at the Nonoo wedding in Rome) looks fucking huge. LOL.

She’s probably wearing a bralette, which is totally inadequate for holding up those boulders. It’s like she never had a mother to tell her these things. Or a mirror.

My guess is whoever is dressing her has given up trying to reason with her. Or she’s dressing according to her own taste. I can’t believe Trump would mind her showing off a little bit. Could her latest boob job have caused scarring, or maybe the implants shifted and look bad now?

Those 10 lbs of silicone on her chest are heading south as she gets older, or did a SS man knock her up?

They pay FLOTUS extra to wear fat dresses to balance plimp POTUS

They both look like they’d rather be anywhere else.

It looks like a nightgown. I'm sure the blathering idiot constantly puts her to sleep though. God I hate those people. I'm perfectly fine with Armageddon rolling on in any time now.

Nice job R8.

And so do the couple they’re hosting. Melania is avoiding looking at the camera, or people. She really seems to cope in an autistic way. Avoiding people, living in her own world. Can you imagine being a VIP that she has to “entertain”? Does she even speak to, or look at, the people she’s hosting? How awkward to have to go visit the WH and then find out the POTUS never shuts up and the HOTUS avoids interacting with you.

Michelle Obama said once that living in the WH became claustrophobic because it was so hard to go out. The Secret Service didn’t want her to go anywhere unless it was an official event. I just imagine Melania sitting alone in her room. Eating.

I wonder if that claustrophobia is why she’s supposedly living with her parents now. That must be another headache for the Secret Service, and really expensive for the taxpayers, but it’s a lot less public than in Trump Tower.

Baby blue is all wrong for this time of year.

They both look like they've spent the past three years physically absorbing the daily hate directed at them and the entire Trump family, and they know the decent people won't stop coming for them until they're in prison, or their graves, or their prison graves. They pretend that they are somehow above it, that it doesn't bother them, but they can never forget it's there.

They long for their past life and wish, as much as most of us do, that this farce never came to pass.

The first lady and I had a great girls day out! We ended up at my favorite Dress Barn to pick out fancy gowns for the dinner!

It's well known that bunch don't pay their bills. So that dress was probably loaned or given to her or they bought it with a promise to pay later (which they won't). And if it was given to her I'm betting they haven't listed it as a gift which they'd have to leave behind when they vacate the White House because that gown would belong to the people of the US, not her whorish ass.

Remember Nancy Reagan getting pissed that she wouldn't be allowed to take all the gowns that had been given to her when they left. She was told if she wanted them they would have to pay for them.

I doubt she would want to take that gown with her when she leaves the White House.

[quote] We HEART Melania!

We know you do, Boris.

R17, R19, and R20 for the win!

For r35

I see she’s wearing a bra from the Ma Kettle lingerie line.

Too much clothes make Vairst Lady itchy!

She’s fat, R10.

I hope they are all publicly executed someday. I’m otherwise against the death penalty.

I hope they are all publicly executed someday. I’m otherwise against the death penalty.

[quote] They both look like they've spent the past three years physically absorbing the daily hate directed at them and the entire Trump family

This is an excellent description of what has happened to Ivanka as well.

[quote] I hope they are all publicly executed someday. I’m otherwise against the death penalty.

I am ashamed that I also feel this way.

It looks like a nightgown.

OP's headline made me lol.

Melabia's kidneys are looking corpulent!

What an ugly dress.

You'd think there would be some stylist somewhere willing to help her dress...or, does she actually think the various ensembles actually look good.

They must have had a blowup beforehand. If you look at the video, she keeps looking at him and pursing with her lips. He looks very angry. Or maybe his lawyers told him right beforehand that the Ukraine thing was going to bring him down.

R40, I know they totally deserved it, but that video you posted is still hard to watch.

He always looks angry. I think he thinks smiling is a sign of weakness.

Thanks, R40, it gives me hope to see their sorry asses getting what they deserved. So many tortured and killed.

My friend came into the room to see what I was watching because it sounded so horrible. We can hope this is the fate of Melanie and the Pussy Ass Bitch.

Time to remove the silcone bags; she's moving into Barbara Bush buxom matron territory.

In other news, Ivanka had her boobs out at a Eurotrash wedding yesterday.

I love the truck stop whores on DL blasting Melania. Total hypocrisy

It looks like a 1970s mother-of-the-bride dress.

Really r57? Truck stop whores are Melanie’s biggest fans!

The Navy guy has male camel toe.

She looks like an overstuffed couch.

Maybe Melancholia is preparing to take the veil and is adopting modesty attire.

She looks like a shrubbery.

She could feed 12,000 of my friends a meal with that dress.

Those were our bathroom curtains..

Bitch look like a siamese cat.

In #30's pic the Australian lady looks like Wonder Woman's mom.

As much as I dislike the Trumps, I have to admit Melania shows good fashion sense at times. This, however, is not one of those times.

Melania Trump’s Say-Nothing State Dinner Dress Her dress at the Australian state dinner wasn’t just understated, it was an absence of statement.

On Friday night, as the co-host of her second state dinner since becoming first lady and thus a figurehead of the nation, as well as a symbol of her husband’s administration (whether she likes it or not; that’s the job), Melania Trump clothed herself in her now-signature aplomb and ambivalence. As fashion statements at major public events when you know all eyes are on you go, hers was a polite nod; a no-teeth smile, lips clamped firmly together, in sartorial form. In fact, what was most notable about it was what it did not say.

She wore a sea foam green silk J. Mendel dress with a high, round neck, long, sheer sleeves and vertical ruffles, like tiny ripples in a becalmed bay, running down the body, designed by Gilles Mendel.

Mr. Mendel is a New York fashion week designer, and Mrs. Trump has worn his clothes before, most notably during the state visit to Britain last year, when she wore an elaborately pin-tucked off-the-shoulder gown with a long yellow cape to a dinner hosted by Theresa May, then prime minister, prompting many comparisons to Belle of “Beauty and the Beast.” She also wore Mendel in May this year to a dinner in Tokyo hosted by Emperor Naruhito and his wife, Empress Masako — another evening gown with a long cape.

Why did FLOTUS go in for BIGGER tits recently. They were already quite large. Now they are very difficult to dress.

I doubt she wore panties

Gunne Sax! This a dress the upscale first wife wears to the wedding when her husband takes his 4th sister wife in unholy illegal matrimony!

[quote]Now those titties are truly haughty and milk proud.

On the contrary actually; "haughty" and "proud" breasts would raise themselves high and mighty, reaching for the sun, exclaiming to all, "We. Are. HERE!"

Melanie's bags are as glum and melancholic as she is, having decided "Fuck it; I just don't care anymore."

If they actually WERE kidneys, they'd be needing dialysis.

Nancy Reagan would wear that dress in Reagan Red, with some chunky gold earrings, a big fluffy hairstyle and red lipstick, and look great.

Partly because that dress is cut to flatter an elderly lady with medium sized boobs and a slender figure, but mainly because women with style know if you wear a plain dress, you gussy it up with accessories and color. Melania doesn’t seem to understand anything about accessories. She doesn’t wear statement earrings or necklaces most of the time, which would brighten up her face. As you get older, you need color or sparkly jewelry around the face. And she needs to wear her hair up at formal occasions. She’s not a dewy 27 any more, and the long hair drags her face down.

She seems to just throw a dress over her naked body and goes out looking unfinished, having no idea there’s more to looking well dressed than just wearing a high necked nightgown and six inch heels.

I’m not a fan of Reagan, but Nancy was an actress and knew how to dress as an older woman. Simple, classic lines and color and detail around the face. She was usually very cheerfully dressed and looked optimistic as a result. And obviously some good foundation garments, which is a big part of formal dressing.

Classic example of wearing a covered-up dress without looking dowdy.

Michelle Obama seldom wears an evening gown that isn’t off the shoulder or with a lower neck. But here she is in a high necked gown. Bright color, bare arms, with a low back. And bright earrings to frame the face.

The only reasons I know why a woman Melania’s age would wear such covered up evening wear are flabby arms and back, a bad boob job that has to be radically covered up, or possibly a mastectomy. With a mastectomy, you have to wear a high neck unless you’ve had a good reconstructive surgery. Clothes and bras don’t fit right, they tend to gape open at the top.

But we’ve all seen Melania with her nipples showing and her boobs two different sizes, so I’m guessing, bad boob job or shifting implants. Whatever it is, she seems very self conscious about wanting to cover it up. And why all the long sleeves? Is this related to wearing overcoats in the summertime?

Nancy didn’t have shoulders.

Did Melania wear that dress to impress blackface Trudeau? She crushes on him not fat Donald.

r78 you know Trudeau has absolutely nothing to do with this state dinner -, are you naturally retarded or did you inhale paint thinner as a youth?

r23 took me out resurrecting Mamie Eisenhower, who does have a better dress than Jackie-No. Your assessments are wonderful.

She was trying to go for a Duchess Cate look but failed. You can't have D cup breasts and pull off the look. $6000 isn't much for designer gowns, but I'm shocked that she didn't consult a mirror and Victoria Secretes before meeting her guests.

You know the saying.

"You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her drink."

Ugly, it looks like a negligee designed to turn off the husband.

She had to get to the prayer circle with Mother Pence afterwards, while the menfolk are off at the barn raisin'!

Wow, R40, that's disturbingly powerful.

"They both look like they've spent the past three years physically absorbing the daily hate directed at them and the entire Trump family"

Oh, that's sweet. Maybe the Presidency revealed things about their marriage that indicate it was a sham? I hate to think she was idealistic about Donald Trump, but maybe she was just naïve.

Anyway, Trump's probably in a foul mood because when he hears the word "party"' he thinks "bitches and ho's".

Total bra fail. The hooters are headin' SOUTH!!!!

That dress is awful. Ruffles are too young for women her age and her tits look ginormous.

Trump appears to be wearing his wide legged, gonna be a long night, pants that hide his diaper.

Melania looks like she is auditioning for Blithe Spirit.

Can anyone explain the spoon for the first course on the tables?

The old ladies of my grandmother's era would have described this look as mutton dressed as lamb.

R41, I thought that was Paul (Ayn) Ryan in drag...

R68, my sentiments exactly...

Ivanka is really growing into her natural Slavic peasant face.

Ivankie has that Lana Stalin look.

Ivanka looks like she's storing nuts in those cheeks.

Can we talk about her wig? This is her biggest fashion faux pas. The woman wears only 3 hairstyles, primarily with her hair down. Her hair was thin back in the early 2000s, so she is either decked out in weaves or she's wearing a bad wig. The way it moves in the wind screams whig.

That looks like a 1960's old lady nightgown

Mrs Drysdale wouldn't approve

D cups, R81? Those knockers are a ‘G’ at least. And the gown looks as though it’s made of Kleenex.

It's: You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think, r82.

Why doesn't the pussy-assed press/media every quit stepping on their dicks and ask, "Mr. President, your wife, an immigrant who came here and worked illegally with no papers doesn't seem to live at the White House with you? Is she too good for the best domicile in America where she came into as an illegal? What's with that disrespect? Where are her papers? We all know she was an ILLEGAL!"

Then watch the fun!

She’s fat and her hair is awful

Looks like she's developed an advanced case of Coopers Droop. I don't even want to think about what the underwires in her bras are made of. I'm assuming titanium. The bra strap grooves in her shoulders must be an inch deep.

Saggy titted Slovenian tramp.

Haha.

Touché, R98! Good one.

R70, you are correct. With breasts that large, clothes don't drape properly. And forget about a classic, clean look. Aesthetics aside, she looks like she's always in a state of discomfort. I imagine that those breast implants are extremely painful.

Ivana looks like she, too, is on drugs. Everyone in the White House seems to be on daily drugs of some sort or another. It's chilling.

By which I mean Ivanka.

I would think that the designer of this dress would see his career finished after this. The dress below is his design too.

Whoever pointed out Nancy Reagan earlier in this thread was spot on!

It's clear to me that the former "fashion model" has no eye for fashion.

Nancy Reagan wore off shoulder dresses a few times. She didn't look bad in them.

Hmmm, I wonder if those two frocks Nance was wearing above were 2 of the ones she reportedly stole when they left the White House.

It's really just an ugly dress. Well... an unbecoming dress for her.

I think it would look bad on anyone. Everything is wrong about it The color, the silhouette......et al.

R107, some of those dresses ended up in the Reagan Library Museum and I think the one shouldered one is one of them. Not sure about the other one.

I think the designer who did those two dresses designs for very elderly ladies. The ruffle dress would be appropriate for an eighty year old.

I wonder if the issue is that so many good designers won’t work with her, she had to find a Trumpy designer, and the only one she could find that doesn’t laugh in her face dresses rich old ladies. $6,000 for a dress for a formal White House affair isn’t that much. Sounds like he designs for private parties, not heads of state’s wives or the extremely wealthy.

Remember that stupid ensemble with the knickers Nancy wore? I can't find a photo, so I assume she acid-washed the internet of them.

[quote] Reminds me of prom in 1982

[quote] She was trying to go for a Duchess Cate look but failed.

My grandmother had variations this dress in the 1980s - 1990s.

Melania doesn’t seem to have any idea what colors are flattering on her. She’d be better off in bright colors or jewel tones because of her darker coloring. That muddy skin tone and muddy toned, dirty blonde wig aren’t flattered by pastels. Rather than wear pale aqua, she’d have been better off in a deep teal. That dress makes her look like a photographic negative.

Most First Ladies wear bright, cheerful solid colors so they can be seen from a distance. Like the monotoned ensembles Queen Elizabeth wears. That dress is too cold-toned and pastel as we go into fall. It’s a summer dress.

[quote]I wonder if the issue is that so many good designers won’t work with her

I thought that Dolce & Gabbanna were her "go to"? But, maybe their business suffered so badly after all of the negative publicity that even they have pulled back. Or... she didn't pay them.

She clearly gives no shits anymore. I think she deeply hates her life and her fat disgusting husband.

I must say, I hate large breasts and do not see the point of implants at all. They look like udders. Anyone bigger than a c cup should have a breast reduction.

Her waist is always cinched way too high. Even with the saggy boobs, something is off with that midriff area.

Is she with child ? Does she still ovulate ?

Interesting that while she is a former model, Melania has not become anything close to a fashion icon while being First Lady

^. In fairness, she’s a much better dresser than M Obama but such is the collective hatred for anything Trump that you will be hard pressed to find any praise from the fashion industry. It’s harder to find a more liberal crowd.

^Haha! And, let everyone say hello to the troll; HELLO, R122

Look... let's shut this trap door before it even begins to open real good. If you feel that this girl dresses better than M Obama then that's your opinion and your fashion sense. However, numerous people would disagree with you.

Now, back to discussing this horrifying dress that this gal chose to wear...

Seriously? That is considered a beautiful dress? I better get my gay card restamped. She looks like a religious nut's wife going to a Promise Keepers Dance. Oh, and her tits are getting too big.

[quote]She appears particularly buxom in the dress. Is it just me, or do her girls seem to be getting bigger?

Dunno, but they are certainly hanging at her waist.

[quote]She looks like a religious nut's wife going to a Promise Keepers Dance.

Hmm? Now, is it possible that is why she wore it? Work with me here... Trump will not be attending some upcoming UN climate summit but instead the White House announced that he well be hosting and attending his own religious summit;

[quote]Trump will be in New York, too — but will host his own hastily organized summit meeting, focusing on religious freedom, instead of joining the environmental event.

Maybe she's implanting some type of subliminal thought?

R123

Poor Michelle has such a large large oddly shaped body. No waist whatsoever.

[quote]Interesting that while she is a former model, Melania has not become anything close to a fashion icon while being First Lady

Not at all. I believe that I can count on just one hand the outfits that I have really liked her in. While all of the clothing is very expensive, (and, interestingly enough I have yet to read or hear any Republican complain about that), it just seems that most of her choices are just very unflattering.

So very Mamie.

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Donald stuns me that he can fit his fat ass into a tux.

I still can't believe an Eastern European former escort is First Lady.

Karen Pence fashion

Unmatched!

R132 Neither can I, what a fucking shame.

[quote]Karen Pence fashion

I've actually seen quite a few things that I liked on Karen Pence especially after she lost weight in preparation for her role as FLOTUS

The facial bruises have healed - but the body bruises still need cover.

Amirite?

[quote] I still can't believe an Eastern European former escort is First Lady.

Seems appropriate for our brand of “exceptionalism.” America is trash and it has always been.

Even though she's got menopause and whatever else bloat and thickening, she looks best in very tight clothes with proper foundation garments and in bright colours. When she looks like an old whore hostessing in a boutique hotel's too trendy "luxe" restaurant. This, minus the bizarre cat face

This strange number. But it looks ok

Nope no no. These old bitches cannot wear mini skirts. The above red number is great- for a tv celebrity’s trophy wife. Sweet Jesus, why did you take Barb and her acid tongue just when we finally needed her.

Speaking of this particular WH dinner and it guests, get a load of right-winged harridan Ginny Thomas. She looks like a fusty old sofa waiting on the street for the Goodwill pickup.

That's one of the dresses that I liked her wearing, R138. I LOVED the dress below. I only know of 3 more items that I liked on her and then I'm done.

Remember when Hillary was wearing a shawl in 90 degree weather and you are talking about Melania??

Was trump wearing the wide legged diaper pants?

Full Menu

First Course

Sunchoke Ravioli

Reggiano Cream

Shaved Summer Vegetables

Main Course

Dover Sole with Parsley Crisps

Zucchini Squash Blossoms

Fennel Mousseline

Baby Garlic Rouille

Dessert

Lady Apple Tart

Calvados Ice Cream

Wines

Spring Mountain Sauvignon Blanc 2017

Argyle Pinot Noir "Reserve" 2016

J Demi-Sec NV

She just forgot the matching hat. The hat really pulls the look together.

^WINNER!!!!!

R143, whataboutism on a FASHION thread? Really?

I didn’t know kidneys came in DD.

FYI: About the Trump's State Dinner.

-It's the 2nd State Dinner of the Administration's

-This is only the second state dinner held in the Rose Garden. Former President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama hosted one for Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany and her husband in 2011.

-A bevy of DC heavyweights turned out for the event, including Cabinet members, diplomats, one Supreme Court justice, Fox News hosts, CEOs, lawmakers, and a couple minor celebrities.

-Kellyanne Conway attended the evening solo without her husband George Conway, who is a frequent critic of Trump. She was wearing a $798 black feather-embellished Mac Duggal gown.

-Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was there with his wife Virginia Thomas. He was the only SCOTUS justice to attend.

-Education Secretary Betsy DeVos arrived with her husband Richard. She wore a $5,500 Pamela Roland pearl-embroidered gown.

-Senior White House adviser Stephen Miller arrived arm-in-arm with Katie Waldman, VP Pence's press secretary. The two are rumored to be dating.

-Other notable attendees included Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, Australian chef Curtis Stone, Fox News hosts Lou Dobbs and Maria Bartiromo, CEO of Fox Corporation Lachlan Murdoch, and Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy.

-Musical groups from the US Army, Marine Corps, Navy, and Air Force provided the entrainment, which the first lady's office said was the largest gathering of military musicians in White House history. I don't think that the Trumps can get any other entertainers to play for them

Who were the "couple minor celebrities", r150?

The official guest list

Looking at the menu posted at r145, does anyone doubt that Trump ate before (and after) the dinner?

r145, if you read the place setting, there is dessert silver at noon for the dessert course.

I see a fish knife and fork for the fish course.

But is there a spoon, knife and fork for the first course?

This must be some Slovenian shit!

"The Honorable Kellyanne Conway"???

[quote]Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy

LOL

That uber cunt who's here 24/7 and loves to troll with CFA Is Basically God threads is probably reading the guest list with one hand and tugging his nub with the other.

Melania always wears the thinnest, most unlined, most unsupportive, most see through bras she can possibly find. That’s why her boobs are always around her waist. Then she wears them under a sprayed on dress.

We’ve all seen them. If her nipples are showing, she’s not wearing enough structure to support her helium-inflated chest balloons. I can’t believe I know what the First Lady’s bra wardrobe looks like, but then we all do. Why do we need to know that?

This is the type of bra a woman with her large breasts normally would wear. You definitely would not be seeing her nipples if she was wearing something like this.

"It’s a summer dress."

But I wont it too alway be Summers! I hate the cold ugley Warshingtin! I wont Mar-a-Lago!

[quote]"The Honorable Kellyanne Conway"???

And yet, they laughed at me...

The Kissingers? I'm sure they looked embalmed.

They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that guest list. No one but Fox personalities showed up-- not even third rate country singers want to be associated with the stench of the White House.

The seams show through on bras like that R157, even under industrial clothing.

They (The Trumps) are so put of their element

^ "out of their element"

Kellyanne in red

[quote]The Kissingers? I'm sure they looked embalmed.

Nan, wears the same gown over and over again. But, hey! They still get the invites.

Looks like everyone on the guest list is either a government official, or works for Faux News. Did they invite any Australian celebrities? That’s what they would usually do. At least some must live in the U.S. as actors or something.

Those poor Australians. That must be like sitting in the waiting room of hell. Lou Dobbs pontificating about those evil Mexicans and how dare they live in Arizona, where their grandparents come from. I’m sure the PM is going to love being lectured by Trump and Trumpier all night.

This is where being roofied would come in handy. At least you wouldn’t have to remember any of it.

That took planning to hold it under the sky. They must have had a tent ready in the morning, just in case.

Now, HERE'S a State Dinner!

I miss them SO much!

[quote]-Senior White House adviser Stephen Miller arrived arm-in-arm with Katie Waldman, VP Pence's press secretary. The two are rumored to be dating.

HUH?? Uhm, no.

Senior White House adviser Stephen Miller is GAYER than the last ferry out of Fire Island Pines on a Sunday night!

[quote]Did they invite any Australian celebrities?

The Australian golfer Greg Norman was there along with a couple other Aussie television personalities and rich socialites that I didn’t recognize.

A surprise lunch stop is not a state dinner.

Stunned me into silence. The fact that she shows no personality in her fashion choices since the French state dinner is proof, to me, that she's been drugged and Trump approves of all the hairstyle, makeup and dresses.

Nancy looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy.

Henry K looks surprisingly alive for 96. I thought Nancy would’ve had to gurney him in.

Although objectively Melania is probably the most beautiful FLOTUS, she, along with linebacker Michele Obama, is among the very worst dressed. Who can forget MO's little cardies and 1950s style dresses? The best dressed, perfect for any event, is the immaculate Nancy Reagan, tied with Jackie O.

[quote]Although objectively Melania is probably the most

And objectively you are a blind cunt.

Helen Taft may be the prettiest. Rosalynn Carter was attractive, but given little credit. Grace Coolidge and Mamie Eisenhower looked great for their time periods.

They should give FLOTUS and Ivanka a long break and bring in Giuliani, who could bring flair and fun to this kind of staid affair.

[quote]Poor Michelle has such a large large oddly shaped body. No waist whatsoever.

What about "poor" whore Melania? She has no waist either and large, sagging tits. Michelle was a big woman but at least she had good foundation garments that kept her tits up.

Michelle Obama is not a tiny woman. She’s tall and strong. I think she dressed very well for her body type. She was never going to be a frou frou type woman—it isn’t her personality and isn’t her body type.

A lot of First Ladies were not beauties, but they were confident women who were good partners to their husbands. Melania is the first First Lady who has been extensively modified/disfigured by plastic surgery, and it's a sign of her submissiveness to her husband's bad taste. Why else cart those grotesque saline bags around? It's not an inspiring or attractive look.

Is Michelle really a transtesticle?

Kate Middleton dresses like a girlier version of Penelope Keith in To The Manor Born.

R183 go back to Breitbart, trollina

[quote]I thought that Dolce & Gabbanna were her "go to"? But, maybe their business suffered so badly after all of the negative publicity that even they have pulled back. Or... she didn't pay them.

Melania purchases her clothes. I don't think anyone would give her stuff gratis.

So matronly...

Middleton dresses like a frump, which is what happens to all the women who marry inbreeder families. Go from young and hip to matronly dowd.

His hair color changes several times a day. Here it appears silvery, but later in the day it becomes blonder. Do they just spray it on?

Notice how all the military guys are way shorter than Trump? A page from Putin’s playbook.

[quote]Melania purchases her clothes. I don't think anyone would give her stuff gratis.

ALL First Ladies are supposed to pay for their own clothes and therefore my comment; "Maybe, she didn't pay them."

And, before you even start....

"First Lady Michelle Obama's fabulous clothes: Who pays the bills? "

This Dolce & Gabbana jacket alone retailed at a whopping $51,500. Now, did the Trump gal pay that? Probably not. But, even if they sold it to her for cost. It would still be quite expensive. Maybe, she's doing what Mrs Obama did with some of her clothes and letting them become the property of the US government.

I actually think that we are unfair to any FLOTUS. They are expected to be stylish and fashionable because they are representing the USA. But there is no salary for being FLOTUS, Nor is there any type of clothing budget.

MMPH! Given the paucity and penurious look of this Trump State Dinner, maybe the gal is taking money from the White House $20K entertainment budget. Or, other White House budgets. The Trumps do not have parties--not many would come!

Vairst Letty is desperately trying to emulate Kate's exquisite look here.

Who cares which First Lady was the most attractive or has worn the prettiest gown? How does that help people pay their bills, get health care, clean up the planet? All Melania does is stand there with her hands clenched in tight fists, eyes squinty and the bitter scowl of unhappiness on her overly pulled back face. She's not articulate or intellectually curious. If she's representing America, then she's doing a piss poor job of it.

Ruffles are not flattering to a large bust. My sister has big knockers and she knows to avoid ruffles, bows or any type of embellishment around that area.

[quote]Who cares which First Lady was the most attractive or has worn the prettiest gown? How does that help people pay their bills, get health care, clean up the planet?

Do you know the power of the FLOTUS? While I'm not disrespecting our other First Ladies, do you know how many BILLIONS of dollars Mrs Obama brought to the fashion industries? J Crew alone should build a monument in her honor! All the number of copies that were sold because of her image etc.

The reason you don't see the Trump wench on magazine covers isn't so much because of her politics and editors don't like her. It's because her image doesn't move product.

Here's Kate being heavily pregnant. This sort of dress looks nice on someone with a baby belly.

It looks horrible on someone with bolt-on monstro tits.

They both look miserable together

That hair color melanie wears makes her look so cheap. That applies to almost all brunette women who try to add blond highlights. It really never looks good. It NEVER looks good on a woman over the age of 40. It just looks cheap and brassy. It also doesn't match their skin tone. Younger women can get away with it, but again, when your over 40 it changes everything

And of course these middle age ladies that do this ALWAYS want to wear nude or very light colored lipstick. That ALWAYS look like shit on a woman over the age of 40. They don't need to wear a bright color (that would look horrible w the lighter hair color), but they at least need to wear some lip color. The nude/light lip color washes out their face and makes the altered hair color look all the more weird. It's too much altering

R28, in that photo you posted, Tori's boobs look so fucked up. It's like they're a car driving down her chest and they swerved or took a severe/sharp left turn

And those victoria beckham's boobs are cantaloupe tits. It's like someone took a giant cantaloupe, cut it in half and shoved the halves under her chest

these two have committed crimes against humanity

This was her fashion high-point, and she's been tumbling downward ever since.

^AGREED, R201!!! That's number 3 for me! That just leaves me maybe 2-3 other ensembles that I have liked her wearing

Here's Kate being heavily pregnant. This sort of dress looks nice on someone with a baby belly.

It looks horrible on someone with bolt-on monstro tits.

She was better in her fist year. Her energy was in it and her body was better. I believe she has both health and social nightmares now, if not also legal.

I agree r204. I liked the dresses she wore on the Middle East trip. And honestly, I think that sleeveless dresses are overrated-- I never really cared for that look on Michelle Obama. But obviously ruffles and mint green are not good choices for a 50 year old woman in September.

The dress is meh. But probably tried to not stand out too much. Why the seething hate on her? If you have valid criticism of her husband the excess hate for her dilutes it. Sounds like you’re taking cheap shots.

I’m surprised the naked Melanoma photo has not made an appearance, yet. I bet it’s just a matter of time.

Why r206? We really don’t care, do u?

[quote] She was better in her fist year.

R204, I think her, ahem, fist years (fist as in fisting) are definitely over.

oops!

This has been discussed in other fashion threads about the girl. She just doesn't come across as being comfortable in the clothes that she wears and/or it's her non-use of accessories which might be the problem.

R206, she doesn’t inspire “seething hate.” She’s just not impressive as a First Lady.

[quote] The dress is meh. But probably tried to not stand out too much. Why the seething hate on her?

She's a money grubbing cunt. She's also a fucking liar. She was (and probably still is) a birther. which ironic because she came to America illegally as a prostitute. Within the past few months she said people were making up stories about her husband. No one has to make any damned thing up about her husband, his grifting family or her

Trump likes all of the women around him to look like $2.00 hookers, Melania is doing what she is getting paid for.

But she doesn’t look like a $2.00 hooker. In fact, she looks like the mother of a $2.00 hooker.

In America to BeBest, First Lady got to cover pussy.

R215 Ok she looks like an OLD $2.00 hooker.

She wanted to wear this dress but her people intervented and left it in Donald's bathroom, where toxic fumes rendered it unwearable.

Excellent summary, r213.

I'd also like to add when she was visiting children in cages, her jacket: 'I don't really care...'.

Just for some comparison to R145 here is the Obama's Rose Garden State Dinner for Germany

The State Dinner Menu

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

-- FIRST COURSE --

White House Garden Chopped Salad accented Fine Herbs and a White House Honey Gastrique, made with Apple Cider Vinegar and garnished with Spiced Mammoth Georgian Pecans

-- SECOND COURSE --

Hawaiian Tuna Tartare with Rye Crisps, Pickled Young Carrots and Mustard Oil, Spring Pea Salad with Shaved Ham and Ginger Snaps

-- THIRD COURSE --

Petite Filet and Maryland Blue Crab Ravioli with Wild West Viriginia Ramp Puree

-- DESSERT COURSE --

Maryland Apple Strudel topped with Golden California Raisins, Vermont Topfen Farmer’s Cheese and Schlag Whipped Cream

James Taylor performed at the Obama/Merkel dinner and they had 208 guests

The place setting for Obama/Merkel dinner

How very interesting that such piece dropped about a half hour ago;

Devine: Donald and Melania Trump have a genuine love

There’s a lot said about Donald and Melania Trump’s marriage, most of it insulting and cruel.

People who hate the president can’t believe anyone could love him.

At best, they regard his wife with pity, as the prisoner of a loveless marriage.

“Inside the Trump marriage: Melanie’s burden,” “The Sad Truth,” “Dark Secrets” are typical headlines.

“#SaveMelania” memes trended online as Vanity Fair fantasized she would divorce her husband and become a feminist icon.

Yet those who attended the state dinner for Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison Friday tell a very different story.

They say the affection between the first couple is genuine, demonstrative and mutually respectful behind the scenes.

“It’s a real marriage, very affectionate,” said one Australian official who observed it up close and personal during the three-day state visit.

In press conferences Friday, the president took time out from declaring he could bomb Iran any time to lavish praise on his wife for her “great job” planning that night’s elegant Rose Garden soirée.

During the dinner, when Trump stood to toast Morrison, the president again paid tribute to his wife.

“I want to express my gratitude to America’s magnificent first lady for this totally exquisite evening. Thank you very much. You worked very hard on this … Great job, really great job, honey.”

Then, when the dinner was over, at around 11 p.m., after the Trumps had farewelled their last guests and thought nobody was watching, stragglers who turned around on their way out the door glimpsed a spontaneous intimate moment: a husband and wife clinched in tight embrace, he whispering in her ear, she leaning in with a smile. (more in the linked article)

[quote]It was the kind of event that would receive a rapturous write-up in Vogue, had Michelle Obama organized it. But despite Melania being tailor-made for fashion magazines, they turn up their noses.

Trump must be upset over the lack of US news coverage that the dinner received.

The rest of the piece;

It was a scene familiar to any couple who has savored the afterglow of a successful social event.

In fact, by all reports, the state dinner, only the second for the Trump White House, was an unmitigated triumph and a coming of age for an increasingly sure-footed first lady.

“It was the most magnificent, spellbinding, magical night crafted out of the imagination of Mrs. Trump,” said Prime Minister Morrison afterward, admitting to being “overcome” by tears when the military orchestra played the iconic Australian song “Waltzing Matilda.”

Australian golfer Greg Norman, who had been seated next to Mrs. Trump, declared on Instagram that it was “the best event I have ever attended. EVER!”

Henry Kissinger reportedly told Trump Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney it was one of the best official functions he had attended, high praise from a 96-year-old statesmen whose career serving presidents began in the Nixon administration.

All this would be news to style-meisters of the media who have sneered at the first lady’s taste since she moved into the White House, which they anticipated would soon be tricked up in gold tack à la Trump Tower.

They even slammed her when she unveiled White House Christmas decorations — too white one year and too “Handmaid’s Tale” red the next.

But, according to Texas author Jennifer Pickens, who will include Friday’s dinner in an upcoming book, “Entertaining at the White House: Decades of Presidential Traditions,” the criticism is off-base.

“Mrs. Trump has impeccable taste,” said Pickens, who has previously interviewed White House staff involved in the dinner.

“She oversees every detail herself. She cares about the way things look, smell, taste and the way they feel.”

She said Mrs. Trump, who briefly studied architecture at the University of Ljubljana in her native Slovenia, wanted this dinner to be a more “intimate affair” than events under previous administrations — many held in big tents on the South Lawn.

The first lady spent months meticulously planning “every detail of the state dinner,” her spokesperson, Stephanie Grisham, said, “including the menu, decor, seating and entertainment.”

Mrs. Trump decorated the Rose Garden like “Gone with the Wind”-meets-“The Great Gatsby,” the tables laden with yellow roses and presidential plates chosen in Australian colors of green and gold.

It was her idea to have an al fresco dinner in the Rose Garden, and told one guest she had been praying it wouldn’t rain.

As it happened, the weather gods delivered a balmy Washington evening.

It was the kind of event that would receive a rapturous write-up in Vogue, had Michelle Obama organized it. But despite Melania being tailor-made for fashion magazines, they turn up their noses.

Unlike her husband, the first lady is reluctant to blow her own trumpet, saying through Grisham only that she was “very happy with the end result.”

But the president barely could contain his pride in his wife’s accomplishment and, judging by their stolen embrace at night’s end, the regard was mutual.

Theirs may be one of those lucky marriages that thrive on adversity. Too bad for the haters.

A magical time! Of particular note, was the complimentary condom under the dinner plate.

Even her daytime dress was unflattering

That’s the biggest pile of horse shit I’ve read in a long time, r223. Who the hell is the writer? Obviously hates Democrats.

All it's missing Lawrence Welk with a bubble machine.

Pic of the Post writer

Her gunt needs its own zip code

It's the NY Post, r227.

It was an opinion piece written by Miranda Devine; Miranda Devine (born 1960s) is a conservative Australian columnist and writer.

Ah yes, R231 -- that Rupert Murdoch standard of journalistic excellence shines through!

I posted her pic at R229

The fucking Post. God, I hate the Murdochs. Worse than DJT.

#mootoo

So where the hell is our First Lady living? What's the big secret?

She really needs a few more wigs. Why won't she wear her wigs UP? And earrings?

Miss Scarlett!

She desperately needs a stylist, but probably can't keep one because , as we know, the Trumps don't pay. And since many designers have discreetly refused to dress her, she's left to her own devices. Buying off the rack is not her friend.

What's on the roof in r239?

The bands were on the roof. Armed guards too probably. I don't like Melania's ballroom chair choice. Shitty "lux hotel" ballroom chairs for weddings. I noticed Michelle had something modern outside.

Musicians, R239? Hard to tell.

They aren't up there. But their set up is.

"shitty lux hotel". Well, it IS Trump. They probably borrowed them from one his tacky hotels.

Borrowed? Oh, you're funny. They were probably rented from Trump International Hotel at 500 bucks a chair.

You're right R250. Cheap motherfucker won't miss a chance to make pennies.

What a homely prostitute!

The gal's modeling agency and agent.

I feel sad for her she looks frickin miserable. Although, she chose to marry that venomous snake.

R254, I don't really care, do u?

R225 You forgot the small post it note with the bedroom where Melania would be and the time you were to enter plus a reminder that you are allotted 20 minutes for your visit.

R255 lmao!

The 49-year-old could be seen wearing a pale blue fitted dress by Australian designer Scanlan Theodore. The dress is currently on sale for $800, approximately £640.

Scanlan Theodore is a women’s fashion and accessories brand offering a range of ready-to-wear, handbags, and footwear. Scanlan Theodore was founded in Melbourne, Australia in 1987.

What is going on with her undergarments? Lots of puffs where there shouldn’t be.

She's starting to look like Beardley's Messalina.

🎶Well, I was borned a coal mine's daughter . . . .🎶

MELANIA TRUMP CHOOSES CLINTON CHINA AGAIN FOR AUSTRALIA STATE DINNER DESPITE DONALD'S DISLIKE OF HILLARY

For the second state dinner she is hosting, first lady Melania Trump has chosen to again use china from a first family her husband, President Donald Trump, despises: the Clintons.

"The china settings for the baseplate and dinner service will consist of alternating patterns from the administrations of Presidents William J. Clinton and George W. Bush," the press release stated. It provided no further details on the china.

Trump seemingly didn't see a need for a change from the first state dinner she hosted at the White House in April 2018. At that dinner, held for French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife, Brigitte Macron, food was served on plates commissioned during the tenures of former President Bill Clinton and his wife, Hillary Clinton.

In 2000, during her time as first lady, Clinton approved commissioning the china to celebrate the White House's 200th anniversary. The Clinton china was the first service plate with the White House image at the center.

It’s simple: she is not allowed to upstage her husband in any way. Everything must be about...

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Ivanka is disgusting. Her woman in the workplace crap is a joke. She sets women back 100 years with that gross outfit and her fake tits prominently on display. I guess those are mourning ribbons dangling from that ugly skirt (which does not match the too-tight shirt). In mourning over the loss of any shred of dignity or self-respect.

What a worthless cunt

Not all look beautiful in pink. But Miss Lindsay is certainly an exception. The wide brim and ruffled matching hat accents the lovely attire.

Dining outdoors in the dark with only the candles at each table for illumination seemed awkward. I saw one photo of a guest holding the menu under a candle straining to read it. Imagine the mosquitos, moths and other assorted bugs flying around. And the humidity on a hot summer-like night.

I was wondering about that too. Who wants to dine outdoors in swampland?

It pisses me off that she's allowed to change anything or touch anything in the WH. She's a disgrace and needs to be deported for lying on her immigration papers. The anchor baby goes along with her and the whole grifting lot of them need to reimburse the United States taxpayers for their scams.

Yes. But she hasn't done anything radical at all to the White House. Just lets that foundation do its work. The Red Room looks great, really red again.

The Bellange suite (what could be found and resonated back) was commissioned in France by James Monroe. The astronomically expensive restoration started in under Clinton and has gone on for years. It's done now. I don't love this furniture but it's authentic to the house and period. Trump probably loves it because it is so regal.

Melania gets a pass on this project. I haven't even heard of her ordering some crazy new china.

Resonated = "redonated" but I guess that's not a word.

[quote] Trump probably loves it because it is so regal.

He loves it for all the gold.

I'm surprised Melania hasn't tried to put her stamp on the White House by ordering her own china pattern.

I believe she wants a little to do with the White House and First Lady duties as she can get away with.

But ordering a China Pattern is basically just shopping and working with designers like she did for her joolrie lyne:

Tump probably insisted she order something Trumpian and she's probably stalling to spite him.

Didn't trump buy a chandelier for the white house his first year in office?

This happens when you piss of the gays.....

Trumps hamburders are served in their takeout bags from McDonald's. What's the point of china?

Trump does have a service for 50 in the White House from Burger King, or was it McDonalds?

The Trump White House China is actually Chinet. Classy!

How long before Melanoma transforms into this???

Melania is more likely to transform into this...

Okay... The PR battle has begun....

[quote]In a normal world, the fashion choices of an extremely stylish first lady — a former model who has a penchant for designer clothes — would be cover-worthy, as they were under the Obama administration. First Lady Michelle Obama was a mainstay of the publishing industry, gracing the covers of Time, Vanity Fair, Ebony, Good Housekeeping, Vogue, People, Elle, InStyle, Parade and more with glowing coverage of her work and style. That isn’t the case for Melania or Ivanka. And it’s deliberate. Vogue has a tradition of placing first ladies on their cover, which it broke when the Trumps entered the White House. Back in April Vogue’s editor-in-chief, Anna Wintour, a big fundraiser for the Democrats, explained to CNN, “You have to stand up for what you believe in, and you have to take a point of view.”

[quote]Former Condé Nast contributor and freelance writer Stephanie Green told The Post that fashion magazines “have become handbooks for the resistance.”

Let's play the victim....

Damn, Ivanka looks like a tank in that peach affair.

And it's classic Republican. Invent victimhood and try to shame/scare outlets into reporting on you more.

MELANIA dresses like a whore who clicked on the right side of the screen and actually ordered those dresses from China.

IVANKA' head is a little small for her body.

Oh my God her jewelry video had me laughing. The little lie tells when she said she studied architecture and modeled for many years. You old whore!

Ruffles add weight..the more slimming option would be more structured and at or slightly above the knee since she is 5’11 or 5’ 10” and it would slim her look.

The official film!

Why does Melaria always seem to wear sleeveless dresses when long sleeves seem more appropriate and vice versa? Did they mess up the language in the style guide when it was translated from English to Russian?

The biggest problem remains her hair. Or her wig.

She should cut it into the ever popular blunt lob which has been in for the past 5 years or wear a chignon.

People give Michelle Obama so much grief about her height, but Michelle and Melania are actually the same height.

R23 Someone on a different post opined that she covers herself up because of all the naked pictures of her that exist. It makes sense. She knows the world has seen all her body parts so she covers them up as Vairst Letty.

R299 that actually does not make sense.

This happens when you piss off the gays.

Stunning. Brave.

If Mr. Blackwell was alive, he’d lacerate that dress. To paraphrase him, it’s pure “mother of the bride.”

If Mr. Blackwell was alive, he’d lacerate that dress. To paraphrase him, it’s pure “mother of the bride.”