Gay Names

Todd

Merry!

Lance.

Mychael, Jimmye, .. Basically anything that’s misspelled. Gays will never have a nickname like Joe Nick James or John. Nicknames are two lesbian for the gays. They need to go by their proper given name Joseph Nicholas or Jonathan. Basically it’s uppity gay bullshit trying to present yourself something you’re not

Bruce

Justyn

Josh Paul Thomas

Jef

Naw. Geoff

R5 beat me to it.

That was the code name my sister and I would use. For lesbians it was Buddy. For a well-hung man it was Anthony. Crazy yentas were Roberta.

R5 I agree

Mark, Rick, or Steve

Gage

Mark, Rick, or Steve

Sean

Lindsey Graham

Chauncey

Trey

Jerkamo

Jeremiah and annoying as fuck smug asshole Nate.

Percy

Yeah Gage, Travis, Cunt, Schlom, Kent; basically the dumb names on CorgiFishCakes and CrossMen. Griffin???

Bradley

Madison, Mackenzie, Idaho, Devin, Sequoiah, Carter, Parker, Colton.

Definitely Jonathan as the gayest name.

Brad, Paul, Darrin, Dayquan, Gordon, Gavin, Danny, Randy, Frank.

Anita Blojob

Dick Sweeney

Tony, Bill, George, Gordon, Barack, Donald, David, Boris, Cunts

I once knew a gay guy named Prentiss. Our mutual friend said "with a name like that, he didn't have a choice but to be gay."

Chew Kok

Cordell

Jack Goff

Blaine.

Marsha R36

I know a wonderful gay man in his 80s named Percival. He drives a 1980 Rolls Royce in pristine condition.

[quote] basically the dumb names on CorgiFishCakes

What is "CorgiFishCakes"

R37 Uhm, it’s spelled Marcia,

Get it right!

Chasten really had no other option than to be gay.

Lots of lesbians named Megan.

Jobriath.

Chaz10

I know of lot of Mexigays in Texas named Josue (pronounced Ho-sway)

Oscar. Alex.

Ricky.

Otto. Cam.

Oscar Alex Ricky , all HUGE gay names in Texas. Are you from Houston? R45

Tommy, Mattie or Matty

Dick or Dickie

Cocklet

Buttiagieg

Any boring old name that’s spelt differently indicates a desire to be unique and is, therefore, fucking gay. Examples: Mychael, Jaymee, Garri, Toni, Pawl, Mattie, Jonni, Marck etc. Tinder is a nightmare for this.

Also, I’ve included my real name in those examples, although I spell it correctly. x

Don’t forget Shawn, of course. x

I dispute that, r53

Richard Whiskey or as his friends call him, Dick Liquor.

We can add pretentious designers to the same list, R55. x

R56 - How about Drew Peacock? x

Willy Tucker? Willy Fistim? Willy Swallow? x

I should be asleep. x

Mark. I was born in 1961. I actually like my name now. But I felt like my Mom was telling everyone else that she knew she had a gay boy (I think she did) back then. My factory worker Dad had all sorts of jokes comparing my name to 'fart'.

Fernie.

Mike Hunt

Hardee har har har

I know a lot of lez named Sam

I rather like Sam for girls. It does seem to be one of those catch all nicknames. I've known more than a few whose given name wasn't Samantha.

Pat, what about unisex names, too?

MegHan

Kate

Sam is a jew name for a girl

Aaron Schock

"Bruce" is the ultimate gay name.

I've known a Tym and a Tomothy. Both so gayer than a velveteen blazer.

Clancy

Jeffery, Geoffrey, or whatever variations thereof.

I find anyone naming their son that knows exactly what they're doing.

For women: Rosie. lol (I've no idea)

Gaybert

O'Pee.

Gaylene Gaylord Gayman Scroaty Queerby

Benifer

Steve Jason John jeff

Chad

Any name that is popular at any given point in time.

R73 how dare you.

Yancy

Tristan

Caitlyn

Two gay brothers, Blaze and Blair.

Timothée

Graysen, Grayson

Brayden, Hayden

Brandon

Hunter

Sam Smith is the gayest name that ever gayed.

Kristoffer

'I know a wonderful gay man in his 80s named Percival. He drives a 1980 Rolls Royce in pristine condition.'

That's Joan Collins husband

Every guy called Taylor is a fag

John, Matt, Derek, Chris, Ryan

Eric, Andrew, Tom, James, Jeremy

Cedric. Cecil. Cyril. Percy /Percival .

Connor and Tanner. Fruitiest, most cloying names EVER.

Every Kyle I meet seems to be gay. Same with Christian, ironically

Jensen, Jared, Nathan, Ashton

Chauncey

Colton

Kyle

_ayden

Templeton

Any last name with St. or Saint

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Thur. Hunter, Stefan, Lukas, Fionn, Oisin, and Cillian. Fion means butthole in French.

The classic names of fantasy gay men in literature are Sebastian, Matthew, Jonathan and Maurice.

I don't understand why everyone is saying Bruce though. The name invokes a grocery store owner to me.

SEBASTIAN

[5] Bruce, and contemporary equivalent "Bryce. "

Bootsie Gumdrops Phil McCracken

I know a guy named BlaKe. Capitalized just like that. Not sure if that’s more gay or just WT

Bruce was considered a gay name in the 1960s and 1970s. I think partly because it's a name that can be easily lisped. Partly I think because of a scandalous study published in the 1950s by Fred Wertham who tried to ban comic books and superheroes. He felt that Batman and Bruce Wayne and other superheroes would seduce the minds of young kids.

I think Sebastian has a gayish connotation because of a famous painting of Saint Sebastian and a couple of 1960s movies where the off-screen gay character was named Sebastian.

Agree about Kyle, Christian, and those -ayden, -aysen, -eysen names. They seem like trendy names, maybe the lisping possibilities. Agree about Colton. This seems like a pretentious name or a gay porno screen name. Agree about Stefan or Stefon. These names just seem pretentious, like a guy doesn't want to be known as Steve. Maybe the name seems gay because of SNL.

Some of these names

Thanks for the clarification about Bruce, R107. Never heard of that before.

And I agree about Sebastian, and I may add that it's a beautiful name fitting for a certain type of "pretty" man, the Oxbridge "aesthetic" chap type.

R108, I agree with you too. Sebastian sounds refined and Ivy League and rich. I think a couple of cartoon characters of sitcom characters had cats named Sebastian.