Angel Elgort’s Big Dick

Enhanced.

If he'd whipped that out he wouldn't be box office poison!

Sweetheart, I wouldn't get all wet and jump to conclusions. Miss Thing is obviously not wearing underwear. There's really nothing too impressive about that to be honest.

The guy is 6"4" of hot twunk. I'd let him fuck me 8 ways from Sunday with that snake.

No underwear and a semi. Anyone who's unprofessional/pervy enough can pull off this look.

I wonder if Spacey ever got some of that.

It looks like all potatoes to me.

My hole is still sore.

He’s straight. Who cares?

Who is he?

Big hands and big feet. Yum!

R6 no. He avoided Spacey's frequent invites to "hang out". Friend of mine was on the crew.

I did think the scene were Spacey threatens him at the restaurant was very funny. Spacey threatening some young twink not to get on his bad side. What a stretch that must have been.

Angel Elgort? It's Ansel Elgort.

Ansel fills out box cut swim trunks very nicely.

r15, thank you!! super hot

[quote]He’s straight. Who cares?

Uh huh.

That is 100% verificatia of sizemeat, hunny.

Oh my. *fans self like a whore in church*

Ansel is not shy about showing his moundage. I like that in a man.

Ask Timothee how big it is?

Maybe I [italic]will[/italic] see the movie.

I have my eye on that boy.

Sometimes it seems like all overconfident guys are hung. Just a coincidence or is there a causal relationship?

I think the best is still yet to come with him.

I don’t understand most DL faves. I understand and endorse this one.

What a thirsty whore!

[quote]I have my eye on that boy

run Ansel run!

God he's boring. Every single thing about him, including that crotch bulge that OP is exaggerating unsuccessfully. Young actors are just getting more and more boring all the time.

He is a breath of fresh air r29.

He's a ballet dancer, he's used to padding.

Those trunks at R15 are decidedly not common straight boy attire. Was that for a movie?

[quote]He is a breath of fresh air

in what way?

I'd hatefuck him.

I picture his dick looking like Baby Hughey

[quote]I picture his dick looking like Baby Hughey

The duck with the dick sucking lips??

lol @ that guys face.

*MWAH*

R33 he is masculine but understated.

Hahaha, Jai looks violated. That's from those Divergent movies.

The bulge is hot. I'm ambivalent about Elgort. Sometimes he's attractive... sometimes he's off putting... perhaps hatefuckable.

Cannot see enough detail, and unable to blow up image (on iPad min) i, so no comment. But damn, I was intrigued!

^ to see OP's original pic

His dick is icing on the cake to me. It is beautiful face and personality that I’m attracted to.

Not impressed.

How do you walk around without underwear? In slacks for God's sake.

He probably gets so much free clothing thrown at him, r46, he just throws it away when it becomes soiled.

R46, Ask Jon Hamm.

I find him smug and a little insufferable in that actory way, but I’d still let him shag seven shades of shit out of me. He purty. x

Hahaha

He’s actually pointing at it in OP’s pic.

Lol r49, I couldn’t have put it better myself. I’m a little smitten.

Are Tony Kushner and hubby trying to shag him?

[quote]He purty

I do /not/ get this at all. He's awkward and angular looking. And his package doesn't suggest "meatiness" or "thickness".

Is Jai a homophobe or was he just not into Ansel?

Nat Wolff would have kissed him.

He's the new Keir Dullea.

Some elderqueens here are so picky, no wonder they are lonely and loveless.

Sad but true r57.

Well put, [R56]. Well put.

r24, I so wish that were true.

Most of the HD videos of the Goldfinch interviews never show his body below the waist!!!!! Deplorable!!!!!

R61 Ansel looks like he's lost some weight there. No more baby fat. He's also morphing into Hilary Swank in the face. He should play her son.

He's got an odd energy.

Uncut, do we think?

R10 the upcoming Tony in Spielberg's WEST SIDE STORY remake.

R64 unlikely. He's white and of Jewish descent.

Is that why SS casted him in WSS ?

well at long last we know how he got any roles......damn sure twernt his talent..

[quote] casted him

Not just "oh, dear," but "oh, my jesus fucking christ god, you're killing me!"

He's got an interesting face.

Don't hate me, but to me he looks a bit like Jared Kushner. He has that same slimy vibe.

Oh, loose the attitude r69

Did we look at the same picture r71? He has the face of an angel.

The dick must be LOOOOONG as his talent I so SHORT !

The hair will be gone n 10 years.

I hope you’re wrong R75.

Look how high his temples are already at 25.

That has to be photoshopped.

Then again, Ryan Potter's dick goes down past his thigh and we have the photographic evidence so who knows.

I am always amazed at the extraordinary effort some of you put into disliking someone.

He has a great energy in person. And amazing skin.

[quote] He's the new Keir Dullea.

Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow.

His hands are small and feminine in that photo.

But his bulge isn’t.

I don’t care if he loses his hair. He looks perfect to me right now. I am in love with him.

my bf swears to god eglbert hired him a yr ago when he was escorting.....who knows. tho, hi face so generic...

YES BIG DICK,, BOTTOM THO OF COURSE, WANTED CUMWADS WAY UP HIS FUKHOLE

Every generation gets the Val Kilmer they deserve

Val Kilmer's got at least two performances that mattered to pop culture at one point... Elgort doesn't have a single one.

if he was an escort, he is an angel of flesh and fun for alll to enjoy, noble job indeed for the hung ones

[quote]Every generation gets the Val Kilmer they deserve

Thank you! Could for the life of me figure out who he reminded me of, but at least Kilmer has good comedy chops.

You clearly need to sabotage her chances, but I think you need to find a sneakier way to do it.

Edsel is currently featured in the pre-shows at the local art-houses -- some frightful older woman with dreadful red hair and he have tea together and he pontificates about his "creativity" and whatnot and comes across as a total douchebag.

At this point in his life why would he need an escort? He could get any dancer in NY and please don't say privacy. Your whore of a boyfriend couldn't keep his mouth shut.

why be mad cause escorts deny u mary????

You would be shocked to know how many young new stars sold their ass and tits …..in the early days.

So average. How many more flops is this kid going to make?

So did he nickname his dick the goldfinch?

Bumpity

speilberg calls it.....jaws.

I only like accidental bulges- not posed pics with them shoving it in your face.

[quote]So did he nickname his dick the goldfinch?

Well, it's a major failure, so hopefully not.

The Bulge Is In Our Pants

He looks like a foot.

#SoBland

Luckily plenty of us have foot fetishes, r102

he looks like every other queen u see at the Beverly center shopping for ralph lauren shirts.....

Poor Elgbert, imagine the sleepless nights wondering if Goldfinch flopped cause o his lack of talent and lack of frontal cock.

Val Kilmer had talent and charisma, Elgort has neither. He's a well-connected rich kid who knew the right people in the business.

eager to lampoon his lame performance in W S Story by chickenhawk S spoogeburg

This thread is such a tease, I want to see it in all its girthy beauty. Whip it out Ansel!

Receipts!

WHY DOESN’T HE GET THOSE FUCKING FACIAL MOLES LANCED OFF?!

Okay, photoshoppers, get to work with r111’s gif!

R111 Wow, just wow!

Maybe R85 isn't just trolling.

has a mole on his cock

R115 How do you know? Are you the escort from R85

there is no dobut that the lad has a fat divine meat, most ho's who climb the ladder of success have had one, or else an ass that melts the meanest old producers heart...

Is your boyfriend black or mixed race, by any chance, R85?

You elderbottoms go crazy for some young paynus, dont you?

I’ll admit it, when ever this thread pops up I get very aroused and keep hoping the new poster has finally found the leaks. It must be glorious and I can’t wait.

His Norwegian roots (on his mother's side) are very apparent in his face. He's going to be something when he's around 40. One sexy guy.

What's the Norwegian look?

more likely its balls showing and not dick, so I wouldnt jump to too many conclusions.

Norwegian Wood!

but attached to THAT FACE !!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Ohhhh he and spacey hung out....I remember seeing this and saying welp they are fucking. This was in DC and baby driver or no other movie they were in was filming here. Echo stage is a huge club here in DC with weekly major dj sets. Soooo they deaf “ hung out”

Cringe!

Gay....straight....BORING.

omg can so see old Kev slobberin on that fat gunk of meat Eglbert has tween her legs....moaning like a possum.

Why is Spacey wearing a stocking cap? But yeah, I’m sure Ansel at the very least let Spacey jerk his big cock and slurp up the load.

bitcch had to cover his old face fore Egelbort would let the fuk suk his sausage...

It covers the warts

TBH, if Elgort was smart, he probably would’ve put out for Spacey. He seems like a simpleton, but I thiink this kid knows his way around influential people.

r127 What is the guy in the center holding in his right hand?

A plastic cup?

taint his fault he born a simpleton.....we blame it on the 'situation' when he small....

shit, gimme englbert humperdick over this chicken clown....