Actors with big tits and a big ass

My teats bring all the girls to the yard!

Who is that, R1?

Joel McHale’s nickname in school was Pam Anderson.

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R2 Jesse Metcalfe, the boy for the girls who like big tits.

Is that an umbrella tattoo that Nathan has?

Thanks, R5.

[quote] Joel McHale’s nickname in school was Pam Anderson.

Seriously?

Is Jesse Metcalfe what is known as “white adjacent”?

Hasselhoff is ready for his Baywatch onesie.

Orlando Bloom

Orlando's ass is not big.

McConaughey

Is this thread catnip?

The shape shifting dude from True Blood...Sam Trammell

Didn't Jesse have surgery on his tits to reduce them? I've seen him shirtless in recent years and they're not as big.

Will Smith has a donk...

....

And big pecs

R16 IRL or on film?

Paparazzi photos, R20. He was running on the beach and I couldn't help but notice his tits weren't as big as they used to be. I wonder if him giving up alcohol (he was drunk when he fell off a balcony a few years back which turned him off alcohol and onto God) might have something to do with it too (i.e. weight distribution).

[quote] and onto God

Sad.

You’re not gonna find bigger tits on a guy than on CNN pundit Keith Boykin.

Gross.

Neither Fillion's ass nor his pecs look particularly big in OP's pic.

Kellan Lutz’s boobs are so spectacular that I am aware he is an actor and I have never even heard of a movie he’s been in.

Since Cockgobbler Aaron has been in a Barry’s Bootcamp commercial, we can call him an actor, right? He’s got some hooters to write home to Peoria about!

Ryan Serhant is a new daddy and his knockers are ready for nursing.

Sploosh

Butt bump.

More of these guys please.

GQ did an article dedicated to actors’ naked asses in 2015. When did GQ go gay?

R32, based on their list, GQ writers don’t have gay men’s appreciation of asses.

R33 it seems to be based on who flashed ass in the media that year, not just the best of the best.

Christopher Showerman in George Of The Jungle 2. Impressive.

The Cockgobbler has gorgeous pecs at R27. Pity they're attached to him.

Not an actor, but David Barton gym owner, we always called him Dolly Barton because he had big tits and big hair.

Blast from the past, but I always believed Paul Mercurio to be one of the most voluptuous, big assed, nice fleshy tittied guys around. At least in his prime - which this clip shows off well:

Good one, R38.

Fellas, just pretend I'm not here.

Thorsten Kaye (Nu-Ridge) from B&B. Some major league yabbos on that one (and a phat ass).

[quote]Neither Fillion's ass nor his pecs look particularly big in OP's pic.

Oh but it is, Blanche, it is...

[quote] Fellas, just pretend I'm not here. —Henry Cavill

Does Henry qualify?

OP mentioned Henry Cavill.

Loving this thread. Fit but a little plump is infinitely hotter to me than shredded/sculpted.

R42 Mmmph. I'd bury my face in that ass for hours.

[quote]Fit but a little plump is infinitely hotter to me than shredded/sculpted.

Agreed!

Define "plump".

I could live for several weeks on Chris Meloni’s titties.

Meloni looks like he has a woman’s tits at R49.

He also has an unusual-shaped head and looks like Bert from Sesame Street.

Big bump

Adam Driver's got great big tits.

Harry Hamlin in the big tits category

The late, great Nicholas Clay both coming and going

[quote] Does Henry qualify?

Why would you ask us? Make up your own mind.

R28 Whoa, Ryan has nice meaty titties. I want to seriously bone that hot dad bod. When you are negotiating multi million dollar deals and dealing with demanding people, is ‘everything’ on the table and up for negotiation. Think he has ever done it with a guy to seal the deal?

“When you are negotiating multi million dollar deals and dealing with demanding people, is ‘everything’ on the table and up for negotiation. Think he has ever done it with a guy to seal the deal?”

No idea, but to be a youngish hot guy and seal a deal on Bravo, you definitely have to fuck creepy old executives. So yeah, he does that.

Moob City!

R52 they're nice but...BIG? UMMMMM

A surgeon I know once told me most women have one or another - big butt, small bust or big bust, pancake ass. He said the big giveaway to whether someone has gone under the knife is when a woman (none ethnic) has both a large butt and huge breasts. He is convinced that rarely happens naturally.

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r26, he is so fkin hot. He just exudes sex.

Steve Howey totally fits the bill

Cornel Wilde

shit ide die to milk Nathan fillion or steve Howie......HOT KNOCKERS AND ASSES IF U ASK ME

Nathan is THIC.

Jeah, baby.

Allen Leech.

Do famous pro-wrestlers count? They act professionally albeit terribly as part of the job..

If they do, then this list could be about 100 entries longer. I nominate Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley, notorious for his tits & what Twitter coined 'the Ambooty'.

no shit, allen leech is hot as fuk !!!! his ass and hole are said to be juiciest in UK

R63 Dear god those tits are perfection.

[quote] Nathan is THIC.

What does "THIC" mean in this context?

Channing Tatum

UK actor Bradley James ('Merlin' and 'Medici'):

joao from below deck is stacked in the tit n ass department....

That British kid who played the drummer in BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY and the mutant Angel in Singer's X-MEN.

Idk what he looks like now but on both those movies he was clearly eating very well.

Ben Hardy, R76.

Ben Hardy has big tits and ass?

ben Affleck has thick tits and ass, loves havin his man nipples gnawed and sucked off.

[quote] ben Affleck has thick tits and ass

He does? Link please.

r79, please share.

Is Nathan French-Canadian?

On his father's side, yes, R82.

James Garner was voluptuous. That ass was thick AND beefy. Watching episodes of Maverick when he's not wearing that long jacket is like porn for ass lovers.

I would suck Howey’s tits for hours.

Bimp.

got link to that pic of a boy suckin the fuk out of Afflecks big mammary tits.?

[quote] goes str8 2 his tits n ass

Ben has no ass no matter how much beer he drinks.

Holy cripes ide pay good $$$ to have steve howey sit on my liddle ole face.....slurp slurp

Serenity now!

Daniel Craig in “Casino Royale.”

More Steve Howey lusciousness...

....

[quote]That British kid who played the drummer in BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY and the mutant Angel in Singer's X-MEN.

29 year old Ben Hardy? A beautiful ass and a nice set of balls. The pecs and nips are very inviting.

Nathan Fillion needs to pump up his biceps. He has stick arms.

Lots of full-figured gals on this thread!

Fellas like some dangerous curves, I guess.

Paul Telfer (Hercules series)

A blast from the past.

Blaahst from the paahst..

Kendo karate master/actor Jeff Speakman fits the bill nicely.

....

**Kenpo**

Jesse Metcalfe, so hot

Jon Favreau’s tits are luscious

Isn't it weird how tits are sexual?

He’s not an actor, but IG thirst whore/personal trainer Austin Martin has big tits and a phat ass for DAYS...

Cakecakecakecakecake

The eyes of the guy at r106 look like Bomer's.

loooooove Hercules:::paul telfor::::::still dam hot

John Goodman

Probably the way he's standing but his ass looks deformed in R107

how much to eat his fine ass out???? and suk them bit tittys?

Austin

Henry still looking thic 😋

^I want him nice and ripe after a long run.

Very nice, R114.

Eric Lutes ("Caroline in the City")

Or as we used to call him Eric Glutes.

Chrissy Metz for the win!

Lutes in a Loin

Bump bump

henry has the best tittys and ass at the tubs.

Cute, nice ass, tiny tiny meat, shows as he stands up.

^He does have a little dick, which is pretty much always apparent, but that body and ass totally make up for it.

dick is unimportant when u have a face/bosom and puss like him.

Glorious.

^Whoops, meant to post this (tap then scroll over for the video)...

Jonah Hill.

The same guy as at R126.

^No way! That’s Austin??

^No way! That’s Austin??

[quote] ^No way! That’s Austin??

It's not Austin. It's the guy at R126.

No way is the bare assed guy Anson Mount.

It's not Austin. It's the guy at R126.

This the guy at R126: